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okay so i felt like i'd put him into the show a little late so i did this chapter to correct it, you may not like it but trust me it will leave layway for lots of comedic possiblitys, now about this chapter,
i'll admit right here that its not great, i've been rattling my head and trying to make time but i've got college work and everything as well, also i was nearly brain dead on this chapter, starting them is always difficult, its also why its rather short,
but its best to let you see for yourself, enjoy (i hope)...
Adam looked at the bottle of pills he had been given, an hour after he had tricked plucky he had decided to go visit the hospital to see about the pain in his side,
When they had asked about what he had been doing since his last visit... well it had been awkward at best,
''You went to space?!'' exclaimed the doctor, ''and then when you got back the ship crashed?!''
Adam had squirmed a little uncomfortably, but nodded,
''And then you went to the Warner studios where you was attacked by gremlins?!''
Adam nodded again,
''Well no wonder you're side started hurting!'' exclaimed the doctor, ''you side suffered severe damage to its veins, which had only recently healed, and the increased blood pressure will have damaged them''
The doctor thought for a second before coming up with an idea and walking out, when he came back he had the bottle of pills with him,
''these pills are to slow down your heart rate, whenever you feel your side start to hurt at all then you take one, keep this up and your veins should re-strengthen themselves, there's more than enough in there so by the time its empty you should be completely better,
Adam had thanked the doctor for the pills and walked off back to his burrow, he decided not to tell anyone about them, he'd just carry them in his hammer space,
Now he sat on his settee thinking about... well, everything really,
This was both the greatest thing that had ever happened,
Yet at the same time the worst thing that had ever happened...
The reason he was here was not a nice one, and he preferred not to talk about it,
Or think about it,
But it stood out to him that he was the only one of his kind here, a human/toon.
He sighed, there was no helping it, and he should just carry on, and not look back,
so he flicked of the T.V, and retired to his bedroom, turning off the lights on the way, before he went to bed he took one of the pills, just to compensate for earlier, it was round like a marble but easy to swallow, he flicked off the light, got comfy in his bed and shut his eyes,
But it was a while before he slept,
It was around 5am, so it was still dark, but the sky was starting to turn from dark blue to light blue in the east, a sign that the sun was coming,
It was vey still, only the occasional car came along the roads, everyone else was asleep, including every tiny toon,
Except one,
A limo roared along the roads, it rushed past houses and towers until it reached the suburbs, where it raced through the woodlands and stopped by a house made of straw built on a peer,
the back door opened and a toon stepped out, he wore a torn, ragged blue suit with a black collar that was nearly ripped off, a shred of red ribbon that had once been a bow tie hung round the collar of his stained and torn white shirt,
His eyes were glassy and unfocused; his green feathers were ruffled so badly that no two pointed in the same direction,
A man leaned out of the limo and addressed the toon,
''Hey baby you were great today my people will contact your people we'll work on more scenes soon, don't go anywhere! FROINLAVEN!''
And he shut the limos door, it backed up, turned round and zoomed off back to the Warner studios,
The toon still stood not moving, until finally...
His beak fell off his face and landed on the grass,
''so... much... guacamole...'' it said, then the toon it had been attached to fell forwards, his beak re-connected with his head as he fell on it, he lay there for a few moments,
''I gotta get a better agent'' he said, and with that plucky crawled back into his house.
It was round 10 to 9, the city was awake and at acme looniversity the students were starting to arrive,
This included an orange rabbit in a green shirt, he was nervous, this being his third day at school (he had decided not to count yesterday... or even acknowledge yesterday even happened) and he didn't know what it would bring, he was exited and scared, though not as much as on his first day,
But this changed instantly as soon as he got close to the school, where he noticed a vehicle parked outside the door,
A large white limo with the Warner brother's logo on the side,
Last time he had seen that had been yesterday...
Adams heart began to race as he started to panic, he didn't want to go through that again, he couldn't! He looked all around looking for the man in the ugly blue suit, but he couldn't see him,
And that terrified him.
He looked for a place to hide, and ended up diving over a fence into the nearest bush,
As he discovered, it was prickly.
But he didn't care, it was miles better than what happened yesterday, so he sat there hidden from view,
He felt his heart racing in fear, and his side start to sting,
he remembered what the doctor had said and took out his bottle of pills, took one out and put it back, then swallowed it,
It tasted fowl.
but he didn't care about its taste right now, (well, not that much), he felt a cool sensation in his chest and breathed deep as he felt his heart rate slow down to a more steady pace,
but that didn't change the fact that he was terrified, he tried to adjust himself to a more comfortable position, but ended up losing his balance and falling onto his elbows,
And a thorn.
outside the bush on the pavement buster and Babs were walking by when they heard a thud come from the bush, and a hiss of pain that was most likely concealing a swear word,
Curious, buster peered in and saw orange fur; he only knew one toon with orange fur,
''Adam?''
The aforementioned rabbit peered out from the bush to see the two rabbits looking at him confused,
''What are yer doing in there?'' asked Babs,
''Hiding!'' replied Adam, and he gestured to the limousine, ''I can't go back with that guy, it was too much yesterday, I'll never survive another round with that powder blue maniac!''
''Hey relax its okay'' said buster, ''it's not him, we would have know if it was''
''Yeah that nuts still in Burbank'' said Babs, ''besides, we're upgrading our warning system so we never have a repeat of yesterday''
Adam let out a sigh of relief and ran a paw through the fur on his head, ''thank Christ'' he said to himself, and began climbing out of the bush and over the fence,
''Who's is it then?'' he asked, his fear turning into curiosity,
''Stevens''
Adam froze where he stood halfway over the fence,
Now that he thought about it the bush wasn't that bad really.
But he guessed that if he was going to be in a cartoon by Steven Spielberg he was going to end up running into Steven Spielberg, as much as he didn't want to.
So he continued climbing until he was back over the fence, the thought process had taken a second,
''What's he here for anyway?'' asked Babs,
''Something to do with the whole Cinemania's thing we did'' replied buster, ''something's gone wrong legally''
As they talked Adam walked in silence he was vey nervous but thanks to his pill he had taken he didn't have any problems, but he was still scared,
He would just stay out of his way and he guessed he would be fine,
Well, he hoped.
as he got near to the double doors in the famous entrance he heard something, something that got louder as he got nearer,
When B&B opened the doors to go in he heard it for a second before they shut,
''-IS A TRAVESTY! A MOCKERY! THEY CANT DO THIS TO M-''
Adam stared at the now shut doors, he questioned whether he should really go in or not, but figured he had no choice really, he walked up the stairs and opening one of the doors he peered in,
The corridor itself was empty, but at the end where it joined another one he could still here it coming from the right, others where there peering round, not just B&B, Furball was there as well as calamity.
He could still hear plucky, and the way things were going you could hear him in Tenerife by now. He walked quietly up until he was with them and peered round the corner,
plucky was there, and so was Mr Spielberg, Adam got nervous but stayed calm, plucky however was anything but calm, he was jumping and looked fit to burst, while Mr. Spielberg (who was unlucky enough to be the target of all this) remained calm.
''This is my finest work yet! How can it be put on hold! It's an insult to a star like me! How could you have let this happen!?'' he accused pointing up at him,
Adam could hardly believe that he was talking like THAT to Mr Spielberg, and he didn't even know what all of this was about! Not wanting to be caught in the line of fire he shrank back a little, but kept watching,
''What's happening?''
Adam nearly jumped but stopped himself, he turned and saw Hampton behind him having walked up to see what had happened, wanting to stay silent he gestured that he didn't know and turned back round to see plucky had stopped for a breath, giving Mr Spielberg a chance to talk,
More than anyone else in his position could ever have hoped for,
''plucky I'm sorry but I cant do anything about it now, the rules are very clear about this sort of thing, we can still air it but just at a later date'',
''But how can I keep my fans waiting like this?! It's inhumane!''
''I'm sorry plucky but until these legal issues are sorted that episode can't be shown on TV, we're just going to have to do something else until then'',
''Like what?!''
''Well I think buster and Babs have an idea you can do a bit part in''
The look on pluckys face could have cut through metal.
The other toons watching round the corner leaned back a little, not wanting to fall victim to the glare Mr Spielberg was under, but he seemed unfazed by it, if anything he looked annoyed.
''don't give me that look, there's nothing to be done about it'' he said calmly but sternly, ''and if anything you should have thought a bit more about it, then we wouldn't be in this mess, okay?'' he stated,
Plucky looked very annoyed but also like he had conceded, so Mr Spielberg turned to leave down the corridor the others were looking down,
Instantly Adam leaned back out of sight, so did the others, Adam could feel his heart rate start to speed up in fear.
'Just keep very quiet' he thought to himself, not wanting to pull focus,
Then Mr Spielberg came round the corner, Adam wasn't quite sure what to do with himself so stood still,
''Hey guys, I guess you heard about the legal issues we've been having'',
''Pretty sure we could have heard it in Florida'' said Babs eyeing the corridor plucky was in,
''well until we sort out these legal issues you guys will just have to find something else to do, until then the episodes going to have to go into storage, it'll just be for a little while''.
''But what is the legal problem with it?'' asked buster,
''Look I can't go into it right now I'm in a rush to get back to the studio'',
''What is it?'' asked Hampton,
''I don't know that much but I hear there was a problem on the set of Gremlins 2''
Adam didn't say a word, he just stared at a floor tile.
''You'll have to ask plucky about it, I've got to go'' said Mr Spielberg, and he quickly walked to the door and left,
it was just then that plucky stormed round the corner, Adam shifted to the back of the small group, after yesterday he thought he had better keep at a distance,
But with the mood plucky was in he would have rather been a good ten miles away, at the least.
''Plucky what's wrong?'' asked Hampton,
''My masterpiece has been put on hold! That's what!'' shouted plucky,
''Your what?''
''My duck trek movie!'' wailed plucky, ''they can't show it yet!''
''Why?'' questioned Babs,
''Err I dunno, some legal thing'' said plucky shifting slightly,
''What legal thing?'' asked buster raising an eyebrow,
''Err... I dunno'' said plucky, looking uncomfortable,
''Oh yes he does'' said another voice, all too familiar to the little toons,
They looked and saw bugs walking down the corridor opposite in the opposite direction, he didn't look too pleased.
Adam shifted further back, feeling very small.
''Oh look! I'm late for class!'' stated plucky looking at his watch,
His watch that wasn't there.
He turned to leg it but buster grabbed his arm, he had spun changed into a long overcoat, sunglasses, and a large hat,
''Move one muscle and I'll break every bone in your body'' he said mimicking a famous TV police detective,
He didn't really mean it, but plucky stayed,
''I got the call earlier sayin to put that there episode into storage'' continued bugs, ''when I asked why I got a very interestin answer''
''What is it?'' asked Babs,
''Apparently William Shatners demanding to see it before we can air it, plucky didn't ask his permission''
''But he doesn't own star trek! He's just in it!'' stated Babs,
''no, not permission to parody star trek'' stated bugs with his arms folded, ''we don't have to do that, permission to make fun of his wig''
''But everyone knows about his wig!'' stated plucky, ''its common knowledge!''
''yeah, but you didn't give acme the final down payment on the spaceship either'' said bugs,
''Well they don't have to put a hold on my cartoon!'' snapped plucky,
''Yours wasn't the only cartoon on there you know plucky!'' snapped Babs with her hands on her hips, ''what about my superbabs cartoon?!''
''And my Pasadena Jones cartoon!'' joined buster,
''Your wha?'' asked plucky, completely oblivious, ''oh yeah, those things''
''Sorry you two'' said bugs, ''but there part of the episode as well, so they can't be shown either, we can't show them separate or we loose the whole Cinemania's thing''
The two young rabbits glared at plucky,
''Don't give that look, I'm really sorry'' declared plucky,
''Really?''
''Yeah now no-one will see my brilliant acting on those cartoons either!''
Adam face palmed, 'well that was a clever thing to say' he thought sarcastically,
Babs certainly didn't think it was clever, when he looked back up she had spun changed again,
Into Elmer Fudds hunting attire, complete with gun,
''Better get running plucky, its duck season!'' she declared,
''Don't you think your taking this rather poorly?'' said plucky,
Babs pointed her gun at him,
''Guess not!'' cried plucky as he took off running down the corridor, Babs in hot pursuit,
bugs watched them as they ran off, ''its gonna get real confusing if they get into the whole 'Rabbit Season - Duck Season' routine'' he noted, then addressed the toons still with him, ''so do yer think you can come up with somethink else to replace it fer now? Just so Shatner don't flip his wig or nuthin'',
''Well we'll try'', said buster, ''it's a little short notice though''
''Well we've always got the writers'' offered bugs,
''We'll defiantly think of something'', confirmed buster,
Satisfied and looking amused bugs walked off back to his office, leaving the five small toons alone,
''Well now what do we do buster? That with that episode we're down an episode!'' said Hampton,
''Calm down Hampton we just have to think of another one, we've got time''
''Well what do we do until then?'' asked Hampton,
Then there was a large smashing noise that echoed down the corridors, followed by pluckys comedic wails,
''Err I better go check up on those two'' said buster, and he ran off down the hallway,
Hampton, calamity, Furball and Adam were left alone,
''Well, today's off to a good start'' muttered Adam.
The students talked idly as they waited for the class to start, various paper airplanes zoomed from one desk to another,
Adam hadn't taken this class yet, allot was still going to be new to him,
He'd looked to see which class it was as they walked in, it had been written on the glass on the door,
'Props and Physical Comedy'
He just knew who taught this class but he couldn't place a name, the answer was rattling round in his brain but he couldn't get it,
The door opened once more and the teacher walked in,
''G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Good morning class'' he said,
I shan't bother naming him; I think you can figure it out.
Adams desk was near to the back and by the window, so he was a good distance away from the famous Looney toon,
But he was still nervous,
The class just settled down when the door banged open suddenly, and a certain child millionaire stomped in,
A certain 'late' child millionaire, as the teacher pointed out,
''M-m-Monty, you're late for lea-le-lea-le-le-le- for class''
Monty carried on storming to his desk, Adam thanked god it wasn't near his,
''m-m-Monty'' said the teacher trying to get his attention,
This time he heard and spun round, ''what?!'' he shouted,
''You're late for c-c-c-class''
''So?''
The teacher folded his arms as Monty began storming back to his desk,
''m-m-Monty'' he said again sternly,
Monty, who had just gotten to his desk, groaned and turned back round,
''Alright alright!'' he snapped, ''I'm sorry are yer happy now?!'' and he sat down, glaring.
''Heh, waddaya know, Monty actually apologised for something'' laughed buster,
Adam saw something in the corner of his eye and turned to see Babs had spun changed into a suit ensemble,
''You are travelling between that Looney middle ground between jokes and puns, you are in a place we call, 'The Acme Acre's Zone''' she said, impersonating a famous narrator,
The class laughed, Adam did too albeit a bit nervously,
The fact that while Babs had been saying that the music that usually accompanies it had been coming from out of no-where for all to hear had sort of freaked him out a little.
'toon-thing I guess' he thought,
Buster however looked like he was thinking about something, then started grinning like he had just found a golden carrot,
''Babs! That's it! We can do an episode that spoofs 'The Twilight Zone', we can actually call it 'The Acme Acre's Zone!' your a genius!''
''Tell me something I don't know'' said Babs, she said it jokingly but you could tell she sort-of meant it.
Adam however, had heard all this,
(Well, the entire class had the way buster cried it out)
He had never really watched an episode of 'The Twilight Zone', due to them not being shown back in his country,
But he still knew a good deal about it,
And that was enough to give him a sinking feeling right in the pit of his stomach...
love it? hate it? content with it for now? or want to chase me down with a tennis racket and beat me? you know what forget that last one,
again i'm sorry for the shortness of it but i tried, i have loads of ideas for this story but evry so often there has to be a bit of filler between them, i'll try to keep it rare but its just common fact for all writers i'm afraid,
i hope you enjoyed it anyway though, and like i always say...
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