CCG: ALRIGHT, THAT VOTE IS CANCELED IN FAVOR OF ANOTHER VOTE.
CCG: SHOULD WE BAN DAVE?
CCG: THIS IS KIND OF A TROLLS-ONLY SPACE.
CTG: oh my god help me
CTG: so last time i left you you were getting bitchy about being a dictator
CTG: and now in your memo youre acting as the democrat supreme
CTG: this isnt even a joke youre absolutely a great politician karkat
CCG: YES, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY MASTERED YOUR SIMPLISTIC HUMAN POLITICS BY NOW.
CCG: TROLLS, VOTE.
CGC: NO W4Y 1 L1K3 WH4T TH1S GUY H4S TO S4Y
CGC: 4ND 1 L1K3 H1S N4M3
CGA: See Karkat
CGA: Arbitrary Rules Like "This Is A Trolls Only Space" Only Serve To Break Up Friendships That Could Otherwise Be Forged
CGA: And Also Possibly Kill Everybody Involved But I Am Yet To Confirm That
CTG: you really think this is a romeo and juliet situation
CTG: or whatever the troll equivalent is
CGA: No Dave I Am Referring To The Simplified Human Version Of The Tale
CGA: You Really Do Not Want Me To Get Into The Gritty Details Of How The Same Situation Is Portrayed In Troll Literature
CAG: Snore.
CAG: If we are really going into stuff like this, I'm all for Dave getting 8anned.
CCG: SO THAT'S TWO VERSUS TWO, ONCE AGAIN.
CCG: AND THE ONLY TIEBREAKER IN THIS CASE CAN BE DAVE HIMSELF.
CTG: so i decide whether i should get banned or not
CTG: you have by far the best democracy ever
CTG: imagine if in our world criminals themselves decided whether or not they should go to jail
CTG: like
CTG: thats not even remotely how it works
CTG: other people have to decide if you are a shitty person or not
CCG: UNFORTUNATELY, WE'RE AT AN IMPASSE.
CCG: SO JUST TELL US WHAT SHOULD OR SHOULD NOT GET YOU BANNED.
CTG: alright here goes
CTG: if youre a troll supremacist group like you appear to be then im all for gettin banned and just soddin back off to the kids memo
CTG: but at the same time id rather chill here
CTG: at least for now
CCG: ALRIGHT.
CCG: BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT GIVEN.
CCG: BUT DON'T TRY AND ABUSE IT, OR YOU'RE BANNED THIS VERY INSTANT.
CTG: cool
CTG: anyway lets introduce ourselves
CTG: im dave
CTG: and you should be from this list that the fans gave us
CTG: lets see so youre karkat
CTG: now whos aradia
CCG: NO ONE IS ARADIA, BECAUSE I HAVEN'T INVITED HER YET.
CTG: oh yeah i forgot that theres only four out of twelve of you
CTG: i give up then whats your names
CAG: Vriska Serket, nice to meet you. :::;)
CGA: I In Particular Would Be Kanaya Maryam
CGC: T3R3Z1 H3H3
CTG: last name h3h3 huh
CTG: do you by any chance know someone named ethan klein
CTG: cause he would like to have a word with you
CGC: N4H
CGC: L4ST N4M3 PYROP3 :P
CTG: wait a minute
CTG: whats with all you guyss names
CTG: all the first names AND last names are 6 letters
CTG: should i assort myself to fit the pattern as well
CTG: bye bye dave strider
CTG: hello
CTG: thomas
CTG: idk i never created a surname to go with the tom identity
CCG: CONGRATULATIONS ON NOTICING.
CCG: NOW ALLOW ME TO BORINGLY LECTURE YOU AND PUT YOU TO YOUR PLACE, BECAUSE YOU SHALL NOT BASK IN REALIZATION FOR TOO LONG BEFORE YOU'RE FORCED TO ASSUME THE ROLE OF DIPSHIT ONCE AGAIN UNTIL YOUR NEXT BRILLIANT EPIPHANY.
CAG: Yeah, Dave, you're in our turf now and you'd 8etter 8ELIEVE that deep in your nook.
CCG: TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, NO, SIX-SIX LETTER NAMES ARE A TROLL FEATURE AND YOU SHALL REMAIN DAVE STRIDER SO THAT WE CAN LAUGH AT YOU FOR BEING A HUMAN.
CCG: UNTIL WE BAN YOU BECAUSE YOU FUCKED UP.
CCG: KANAYA, YOU KNOW TROLL HISTORY, CAN YOU BACK ME UP ON WHY THAT IS.
CGA: Once Many Common Names Had Become Those Of Historical Figures Trollkind Progressed Towards Having Longer And Longer Names
CGA: Until Certain Trolls Began Trying To Make A Statement By Having Names That Were Way Longer Than Necessary
CGA: Karkat Might Find This Familiar Since A Similar Thing Had Happened To The Titles For Literature And Film
CGA: But Whereas Those Titles Were Here To Stay
CGA: Our Higher Ups Had Trouble Referring To Everyone As "The Not So Great And Honorable But Still Ready To Kick Your Ass Peasant Of This And This Blood Color Which Might Be Low But That Does Not Mean Anything" And So On For A Couple Of Hours
CGA: Therefore The Condesce Had Troll Names Standardized
CGA: Grubs Would Receive A Six By Six Name
CGA: First Name Consisting Of Six Letters That Were Picked At Random Based Solely On The Fact That They Can Be Sort Of Pronounced
CGA: Second Name Consisting Of Six Letters That Were Derived From The Scientific Name For Their Lusus
CTG: whats a lusus
CCG: THE SHORT VERSION: AN ANIMAL THAT LOOKS AFTER YOU, BECAUSE WE TROLLS ARE TOO GOOD TO BE TAKEN CARE OF WHAT YOU CALL "PARENTS".
CTG: kay
CTG: nothin against parents but your version is pretty dope too
CGA: If The Troll Survived Brooding Trials As A Grub And Had Filled Pails By The Time They Were Called To The Troll Ranks They Could Get A Name With Eight Letters
CTG: like condesce itself
CGA: Yes
CGA: Albeit The Full Form Of The Name "Her Imperious Condescension" Remained In Unofficial Realms
CGA: Thus After Establishing This Rule It Was Fine And Dandy Until Those Sorts Of Trolls Demanded More Usable Names And The Language Was Not Able To Supply Us With Any
CGA: So Two Eight Letter Names Were Allowed
CGA: But Only Two
CGA: And The Second Name Was Attached To The Front And Acted As A Sort Of Title
CGA: Marquise Mindfang
CGA: Orphaner Dualscar
CGA: Neophyte Redglare
CGA: Et Cetera
CAG: Oh man, you are missing out on a WHOLE LOAD of stories a8out Mindfang.
CTG: cool
CTG: well vriska what if troll stories are boring as hell and i want to continue missin out
CAG: Dave, I am so going to get your human goat one day.
CGC: PFFT
CGC: YOUR3 4 R1OT D4V3 STR1D3R YOU KNOW TH4T :?
CCG: KARKAT MOTIONS TOWARDS THE BAN BUTTON.