"Hey!" Wasp exclaimed and fluttered higher a bit. "It's those weird...uh,splashy light thingies?"
Spider-Man looked up briefly. "...Actually, those are Auroras. They are a natural light display in the sky predominantly seen in the high latitude regions. Auroras are caused by charged particles, mainly electrons and protons, entering the atmosphere from above causing ionisation and excitation of atmospheric constituents, and consequent optical emissions. Incident protons also produce emissions, and convert to hydrogen atoms by gaining an electron from the atmosphere."
"...you sure know how to make me feel dumb."
"Oh please...I make everybody feel dumb."
"*COUGH*" Deadpool hacked. "Youwish COUGH!"
"What was that, motorjaws?"
"Nothing."
The group was silenced by Anna's 19th shudder. Kristoff gave her his 58th look of worry and spotted an odd gust of air coming from a nearby hole. He softly poked her arm to get her attention, then softly pushed her towards the air moving up. When Anna moved to it, she felt a nice gust of warmth flowing over her and a smile inched it's way onto her lips.
"T-Thank you, Kristoff...that f-felt really nice..." She shyly thanked the taller of them.
"Uh, you're welcome." When they resumed walking into the green, lush valley, he started talking again. "So, about my friends...well...they're not my friends, they're more like family...yeah. So, when I was kid, it was just me and Sven until they sorta took us in and,uh, I don't wanna scare you, But they can be kinda inappropriate sometimes,well really all the time, and LOUD. VERY LOUD. They're also a bit stubborn, and a little overbearing and HEAVY. I'm talking really heavy, but hey,you,you,you,you'll like em you'll--"
"KRISTOFF!" Anna interrupted, smiling widely at him. Kristoff didn't know why, but seeing those freckles with that smile was AMAZING. "I think they sound great."
"Weird." Sora added. "But great." "...okay!" Kristoff finally halted in a clearing filled with two-foot tall boulders and gestured to them. "Meet my family!...Hey, guys! I'm back!"
They stared at Kristoff.
In silence.
For a loooooooong time...
"...he's craaaaaazyyyyy..." Spider-man whispered.
"Even more than me...I only talk to roller coasters. But personally, they talk too much." Deadpool shrugged.
they fell into silence again and watched Kristoff talk to boulder.
"...I'll distract him while you ruun..." Olaf's face suddenly formed a bright, stupid smile. "HIIII, KRISTOFF'S FAMILY! IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU!--because I love you guys I suggest you run--WHAT'S THAT?! OH. THAT'S AMAAAAAAZING! why aren't you running?"
"Okaaay..." Anna backed away slowly, as did the rest of them. "So we're gonna goo..."
Realizing that he was looking like a complete and utter nitwit that should be shoved in a nuthouse, Kristoff halted them. "Wait!..."
The rocks began shuddering before they could move very far. Olaf blinked in confusion, then followed them as the rocks rolled up to Kristoff and gathered around him. The boulders seemed to unfurl and spread themselves a bit, producing heads, arms and legs that were attached to their rotund bodies. Their skin was blue color and looked as rough as rock. Their personality was far from that.
"KRISTOFF'S HOME!"
"YEAH! KRISTOFF'S HOME!" Olaf cheered, but then paused with a look of deep shock. " ?"
Meanwhile, Anna and the Protectors were standing there and feeling that obvious feeling deep inside about Kristoff.
"Geez. I can't believe we thought he was insane..." Sora muttered. "They really were alive."
"Yes. You all should be ashamed of yourselves. Just because people tend to sleep in the trash doesn't mean they don't have an education, it just means they drank too much grape juice. It can do that to you man! Bad Crap happens to your brain. 'S why I never drink the crap."
"..."
"Oh, we're talking about the blonde Hans solo lookalike?"
Any who, back with Kristoff...
"Hi, guys! I missed you too!" Kristoff exclaimed Happily.
"Aw! Let me look at you!" One examined his gloves.
"Take off your clothes!"
This better not be one of those videos you find on the internet. They always start with discarding clothes...
You're disgusting, box. I can't even read you right now.
"No! Uh, I'd like to keep my clothes on, thank you!" He nervously chuckled. "So, uuuuh, have any of you seen Grand Pabbie?"
"He's napping." A smaller troll said. "But look! I grew my first mushroom!"
"I earned my fire crystal!"
"I passed a kidney stone."
"Kristoff! Pick me up!"
"WOW! You're reeeally heavy!" Kristoff huffed tremendously.
"Trolls..." Anna's face face brightened at her mental discovery. "They're Trolls!"
"ZAM JUST SAID THAT!" Deadpool screamed at her. The rock trolls immediately turned around and stared at them for a very long time. The group stared back at them, not moving.
"...HE'S BROUGHT FRIENDS! AND GIRLS!"
"Oh sh--"
Before Deadpool could finish the word I told him not to say in this episode, The trolls had picked them all up and carried them across the endless sea of hands. Eventually, they all made to the center of the mass next to Kristoff.
"What's going on?" Anna squeaked next the mountain man.
"I've learned to just roll with it."
"Now let's see here..." His mother gently grabbed Janet and Anna's chins to inspect. " Ah! Bright eyes, working nose! Strong teeth! Yes,yes! One of them will do nicely for our Kristoff!"
"Uh, no! I'm already liking someone else."
"It's Hank, isn't it?"
"...uuuuh..."
"Wait,wait,wait!" Anna and Kristoff simultaneously halted the conversation. " UH NO!I mean no! It's just/ that's not why I brought her/ and I'm just here for another reason! We're not...I'm not...Heh heh!"
"Oh! What's the issue, dear?" The troll smirked. "Why are you holding back on such a maan?!"
"Lack of Puberty?" Spider-Man shrugged.
"Hey! I'm 19!"
The troll continued as if the conversation hadn't happened. " Is it the clumpy WAY he walks?"
"Or the grumpy way he talks?" Another troll joined in.
" Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped weirdness of his feet?" One poked his shoes.
"Hey!"
"And though we know he washes weell," The troll on top of a tower of trolls said.
" he always ends up sorta smeeelly!"
"But you'll never meet a fella who's as sensitive and sweet!"
Anna smiled. "I know, but--"
" So he's a bit of a fixer uppeer!...So he's got a few flaaws! His peculiar brain, dear, his thing for the reindeer! That's outside a few of nature's laws!"
"IT'S NOT ABOUT ME!"
"So he's a bit of a fixer upper, but this we're certain of!" They sang. " You can fix this fixer upper with a liiittle bit of love!"
"This is so awkward." Spider-Man shrugged. "All this singing and stuff."
"Who cares about me?!" Kristoff tried to reason. "We have a serious, real problem here!"
"I'll say!" His mother agreed...for the wrong reason. " Is it the way that he runs scared?"
"Or that he's socially impaired?"
"Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods?" A tiny one squeaked.
"I did not need to know that." Anna stated.
"Are you holding back your fondness, Due to his unmanly blondeness?"
"WHAT?!"
"Or the way he covers up that he's the honest goods?"
" He's just a bit of a fixer upper! He's got a couple of bugs!"
"No, I Don't!"
"His isolation is confirmation Of his desperation for healing hugs!" They sang loudly. "So he's a bit of a fixer upper! But we know what to do! The way to fix this fixer upper, Is to fix him up with you!"
"Will you guys stop?!" Kristoff screamed. "SHE'S ENGAGED TO SOMEONE ELSE, OKAY?!"
They all stopped and blinked at him. Then they huddled into a football circle to talk in private, or in this case sing in private.
" So she's a bit of a fixer upper, That's a minor thing!"
"This quote engagement is a flex arrangement!"
"And by the way I don't see no ring!"
They rushed back out towards the group. "So she's a bit of a fixer upper!
Her brain's a bit betwixt!"
"No, it's not!"
"Get the fiance out of the way, And the whole thing will be fixed!"
"Ugh!" Kristoff facepalmed.
His mother, meanwhile, began talking with Anna. " We aren't saying you can change him! 'Cause people don't really 're only saying that love's a force that's powerful and strange!"
Anna considered the last part deeply. If she was right, she should have had much better times and conversations with Hans...yet she had those with Kristoff."People make bad choices if they're mad or scared or stressed..."
Elsa.
That's it...maybe she really was scared. Anna didn't think so at first...but it all made sense. She loved her so much that she had to be scared for her...Boy, Elsa must be stressed too!
"But throw a little love their way," His mother suddenly plopped a hat on her head and put a robe made of leaves and grass on her shoulders. "And you'll bring out their beeeeeeeeeest!"
"True love brings out the beeest!" Kristoff was revealed to be dressed in the same thing as Anna, only with a slight crown. Kristoff snickered at the sight of her, while Anna giggled at the sight of him. " Everyone's a bit of a fixer upper! That's what it's all about! Father, sister, brother: We need each other, To raise us up and round us out!"
They started to shove the entire group over, while Anna and Kristoff were put in a small ditch under an arc. "Everyone's a bit of a fixer upper,But when push comes to shooooooooooove..."
Olaf joined in gleefully. "TheeeeonlyfixerupperfixerThatcanfixafixerupperis--"
"True!True!
True!True!
True!True!
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~"
"Do you, Anna, Take Kristoff to be--"
"Wait, What?!"
"You're getting married."
"HHHRRRRNG!" Anna seethed suddenly. It felt like her heart being punched by a fist made of ice or something. Whatever it was, made her lose her footing and stumble into Kristoff's arms.
"She's ice cold!" Spider-Man exclaimed. "You sure there's nothing you can do?"
"I've only dealt with stolen hearts and HeartLESS!" Sora muttered nervously. "I've never dealt with anything like this!"
Another boulder, slightly larger than them all, rolled up. An old and wise looking troll appeared before them. "Ah, Kristoff. I see you've arrived. And have brought..."
He immediately noticed Anna. "Here. Bring her to me."
He took her hands in his and closed his eyes. Kristoff explained that this was Grand Pabbie, the wisest of the trolls there as Pabbie did his his eyes opened again, they were filled dread and sorrow. "...there is powerful magic within you. I'm sorry to tell you this...your heart is freezing...half of it is gone and...you only have a few hours left."
"W-What?" Anna whimpered, threatening to cry. "I-I'm going to die?"
"I'm deeply sorry, Anna." He told her. "If it were the head, it would have been easy...But only. An act of true love can thaw a Frozen heart..."
"True love?" Anna repeated, looking hopeful.
"A true love's Kiss?" Wasp suggested.
"Oh fine! If I must!" Deadpool puckered up and got kissed by Spidey's fist.
"We don't have much time!" Sora declared and helped Anna to her feet as more of her hair turned white. "We need to get her to Hans."
"...I guess so." Kristoff sadly agreed and helped the princess over and Onto Sven's back. He hopped on behind her. "...uh, I hope you guys can run fast."
"Not for long." Spidey stated.
"I have an idea!" Flower's tail expanded and stretched massively until it became an orange, furry four seater sled. "I'll pull you guys there!"
"...You sure you can carry us?" Sora asked, gently hopping in. "It may be a while."
"I've ran longer distances and carried more." After they all hopped in, she began to race after Sven. " Now let's go!"
"Yes! Let's go kiss Hans!" Olaf happily said, then frowned from Janet's lap. "Who is this Hans?"
Her ears were still ringing madly.
It was a sound that seemed to stay in her ears forever, waking her from her unconscious state. She opened her eyes, but it all seemed so blurry to her and she couldn't focus. It seemed dark and slightly moist within the room, and light seemed very dim and white. The snow queen sluggishly moved and positioned herself to sit on the bed. She closed her eyes, remembering the past slowly and having her vision come back to normal. She stood shakily, hardly noticing a weight on her hands and looked towards the light. It was a window and it was foggy, but she could clearly see the snow drifting past. Elsa quickly ran towards the window.
CLINK.
She was pulled back slightly by her hands, and she noticed that here hands were in a weird metal glove thing and chained to the ground. Elsa suddenly realized that she was in a dungeon. The queen of Arendelle was in a dungeon...an exact analogy of how she felt her entire life...in a dungeon...alone...frightened to death.
Clink.
A quieter sound directed her attention to the door. Out from it, was Hans. She remembered him just before she blacked out. "Elsa? It seems you're awake."
"...why did you bring me here? I shouldn't be anywhere near Arendelle, I could kill innocent people!"
"I know." He walked up to her. "But we need you to stop this."
Elsa turned away from him, trying to block out his voice. She had heard herself say this in her mind...something she didn't know how to do...
"Elsa, please, you have to end this: Bring back summer and unfreeze Arendelle."
"...Don't you see...?" She whimpered, turning to stare at him sadly. "I-I can't..."
"...I see..." He muttered to himself. Then, he just left out the door without another word. Elsa sat back down on the bed and stared down at the floor.
She hated living.
The horrible feeling of helplessness, the strength she couldn't handle...the people she could kill...it all brewed within her heart, pushing tears out of her eyes and forcing them down her pale cheeks. Elsa brought her legs to her chest and curled her arms around them, before burrying her face in her knees. Her body shook with silent sobs, distracting her ears from the sound of the door opening and then closing again...until she felt a furry paw on her shoulder.
"Hey, Don't cry..."
Elsa recognized the voice immediately and looked up. Just as she'd suspected, it was Leo the lightning lion, smiling gently at her as if pouring his happiness out towards her. The queen's eyes widened.
"L-Leo...?" She suddenly hugged the lion cub tightly, starting to smile. "I-I thought you were dead!"
"Well that's insulting!" He pouted. "A chandelier isn't gonna kill me!"
Elsa's smile faltered. She could remember the argument after she escorted Anna out of the castle...it was still fresh...all of it. "...Leo...oh, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to say those things and...I just..."
"It's okay!" He smiled and then sat next to her. "If I snuck in here just to get to you, do you really think I'd still be mad?"
"...you came here...just for me?"
"Well, of course! I didn't see Anna here, anyway."
"She's still out there?!" Elsa fearfully looked at the window.
"Uuuuh...yes. unfortunately. And I think she'll find a way home, or we'll find her if you can get this storm to die down."
"But...I just can't..." She cried. "...I...don't know how to...even if I did...I...just feel alone and scared..."
"...I did too..."
"...*sniffle*...W-What?"
"It's...something that happened in the past..."
"...you were...like me?"
"Sortve..." Leo shrugged. "You see...I never knew my parents, or any adoptive parents...or relatives. In fact...For all I know...I'm the last of my kind. I just...remember waking up in a jungle of some sort...a jungle is like a big, moist forest. Anywho, I was really scared of myself when I was little, because my electric abilities...killed things by accident. Eventually...I got this idea not to hang around other animals...that I should be alone and stay that way...like you said in your song...for a day or two, I was happy with living alone...then there was this lioness around my age at the time...her name was Flower. It was raining pretty hard then, and she was injured and begging to come into the cave I was living in at the time. I've regretted this every single day...but I yelled at her to leave...when I went to sleep, I dreamt about her and how she was alone like me...on the brink of death, with no one nearby to help her. I woke up and immediately ran outside to look for her, only to find that she was still outside the cave in the rain. I let her in, and told her she could stay as long as she wanted to...I can still remember that...smile on her face."
He turned and smiled warmly at Elsa. "That's why I wanted to help you and it's why I came back. You...reminded me of her."
Elsa gasped softly. She felt deeply touched by Leo's statement and story...In many ways, it was much like her story...and his story had an ending she desperately wanted. Now, her love was overpowering her fear of hurting...
Without knowing it at first, Elsa leaned forward and slowly kissed his forehead. The lion leaped backwards and rubbed his head in disgust. "EEEWWWWWWWWWW!"
"Oh! I-I'm sorry!" She blushed deeply, giggling. "I was just,um, showing my appreciation to you!"
"Well, if you wanted that...ew...you could have hugged me again." Leo walked back over to her. "So now what do you want to do?"
"...I'll tell you what we're GOING to do." Elsa took on a determined look, a face that made Leo proud. "I may still be afraid of hurting people...I May still be afraid of hurting Anna...But that, and no other force on earth is going to keep me from finding her and telling her I love her!"
"Yeah!"
"She's my sister! I WILL Rekindle our relationship! I WILL make up those years I left her alone!"
"Yeah!"
"As soon I get these off!" She glared at her restraints. Leo walked over, revealing his wickedly sharp claws.
"Leave that to me..."