Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran {But I will be a Manga author someday BELIEVE IT!}
Me: {Plays On Off by Futatsu no Kodou to Akai Tsumi}
Yes a confession. Take notes Kyoya, this is how you torture people without legal consequences. But now there is the problem of payment. Technically it was an either or deal but I'll be nice and give both of you your rewards. The truck of Mallowmars is outside, as for the Mount Fuji cake well that one was a bit harder but I managed.
*A shadow looms over the school as a cake the size of Mount Fuji rise*
Eat up Honey, it's your favorite. Just make sure to brush your teeth.
As for my questions:
Tamaki- Why did you start the host club?
The rest of the club (besides Haruhi and Renge)- why did you decide to join the host club?
Robo
Dear Robo
Kyoya: Careful, your big head might cause you to fall.
Me: {Glares} Since you payed I'll let this go. {Goes to get the Mallowmars}
Honey: {Sees the cake and drools} :) I will!
Tamaki: Because I loved to see my mother smile, and I wanted to make all the other princess smile like they deserved.
Kyoya: Because I knew he would need help.
The twins: We didn't have much of a choice.
Honey: He had cake!
Mori:... Mitsukuni.
Yay! HIkaur and Kaoru are back! also Renge, I use to think you were obnoxious in the anime, but after I read the manga and read the chapters with Mei in it, I love you! you're hilarious now. Because Mei is my least favorite now. Anyway... questions!
Heta-chan: Ha! I knew you had a thing for him!
Hikaru: Hikaru, I need a math tutor, would you tutor me?
Kaoru: hypothetically speaking, if Hikaru had kids, do you think you'd be an awesome uncle? and would you be offended that everyone else was calling themselves uncle too? when you're the only other man related to the kids? just a random question...
Renge: Other than Kyouya, or Haruhi, who do you have a crush on in the host club?
Kc495
Dear Kc495
Renge: Thanks, she was annoying!
Me: {Blushes} Shut up.
Hikaru: Sure, what math class?
Kaoru: Well to be honest. Ever since we joined the hosts, all of us really have become a family. I would be surprised if they didn't.
Renge: No one really.
(-singing-) it say thst they liked jousting!
they flew a flag of many hues!
they made sweets of crysatl berries!
they had a pettying zoo with tiny yues oh we have to get this right, yes we have to make them see, we can save the crytal ponies with their history!
FANTASTIC! that is like my fav song, in MLP. i am a total girly girl child by heart!
Hosts: whos your fav pony? you to Heta-san! if you dont know who they are, i would totally force u to watch the show Ciao LunarFanGodess
Dear LunarFanGodess
Me: There was a crystal Flugelhorn... that every pony like to play!
Tamaki: And the crystal kingdom anthem... can you learn it in a day?
Me: Me too! I honestly couldn't choose, I love them all for diferent reasons.
Tamaki: Same here.
The twins: Rainbow Dash!
Honey: Pinkie Pie!
Kyoya: I don't watch MLP.
Haruhi: Neither do I.
Mori: Big Mac.
Honey...is there something your not telling us concerning the possibility of you being a criminal over some cake and candy?
Well, let' see what else I can come up with.
Tamaki, Use your magazine attack on someone, preferably Hikaru, preferably with murder bat hidden in your magazine. :D NEKOZAWA-SENPAI I DID IT! *Waves paper of scribbles around in the air* A hex that gives someone jelly legs for the rest of the day, but when the curse is over, they get memory loss from the entire time they were under the curse! *Evil laugh time* Kasanoda, I can't spell your name correctly. Well, if you like kick the can, then do you like to play four square? *Waves chalk* My friends and I do it all the time. You guys shouldn't feel silly about playing games, there fun! Even though we're probably a BIT old for it...oh well.
Kaoru, If you and Renge were on a plane for a super long time than did she teach you how to play Jin Rummie? If so how did you like it, was it fun?
Haruhi, Hang on, if you haven't been home this whole time, than isn't your Dad worried sick about you?
Heta-chan, So the reason your continuously injuring and embarrassing Hikaru is because you liiiikkkkee him? *Queue Happy flying around your head making his weird little face* Whatever, I've had my share of anime crushes. *Still whispering* I don't really care when but at some point before you end this story I really wanna see Kaoru attempting to act like Patty. Or maybe Kyoya as Kid *SYMMETRY! This review isn't symmetrical! Arrgh! Nothings symmetrical! The world is filth! Just put us all by the curb on trash day! I don't deserve to be a Shinigami!* ;)
Amethystfairy1
Dear Amethystfairy1
Honey: {Giggles} Nope!
Tamaki: {Smiles} I would love to. {Attacks with Magazine, and Murder bat}
Hikaru: Oww! What the hell? {Rubs his head}
Nekozawa: {Comes out of the black doors} Beelzenef is happy to hear that.
Kasanoda: Sure.
Kaoru: She did, and it was actually fun.
Haruhi: No, I got here when I normally do. Me: {Glares, and hands you a fish} Quiet cat. Don't worry, I already have a plan for that.
Hello peoples First Hikaru ariels way of revealing your secret would of been worse, she noticed u wearing mlp boxers peeking out an after the spongebob comment, was using her puppy eyes and a mound of candy on her big brother to try and convince hunter to pants you. Lucky for you she didnt offer legos or pokemon cards instead or you would both have been pantsed she says nxt time shell just bribe honey.
Oh and thanks for dressing as Loke you make an adorable one.
As promised Heta chan I give you Zero Kiryu in all his sexyness. I promised if he played nice id give him his gun back. He and Tamaki share voice actors and with those eyes he could be tamakis older sexier grumpier big bro.
Oh and kyoya your glare doth not faze him. Hes got his own glare.
Yes renge you can play with zero too. Good thing hes not pervy or hed have his gun back by now
Awe Kyoyas glaring, dont make me tickle you again you know ill do it. An i agree you laughing wasnt a miracle im jus good at tickling.
Haruhi what do ya think of zero,
Twins id hide ariel just left with honey an mori, she maybe bribing them to pants you anyways With cupcakes
So tamaki i noticed you singin with arie closet brony too. An whatcha think of zero
I know heta likes Well im gonna go, leave zero with you guys ill pick him up later.
But kyoya dont let anyone bleed by him, an stop glaring it just makes ya look jealous.
Bye bye and be good zero remember i got your gun liznightangel
Dear liznightangel
Hikaru: 0..0 Never mind. Thanks!
Me: {Squeals} Thank you Liz-Chan!
Zero: Why am I here again?
Me: {Hugs him} I started watching Vampire Knight, and I already love it! Also. {Brings out a water gun} Have you ever thought of using a holy water, water gun on the Vampires?
Zero: No.
Kyoya: {Glares}
Zero: {Glares back}
Kyoya: {Smirks} Not bad.
Zero: You too.
Renge: {Hugs Zero}
Kyoya: Thank you.
Haruhi: He seems nice.
The twins: {Puts on belts} HA!
Zero: {Looks at Tamaki} Who is he?
Tamaki: I am Tamaki Suoh, king of the host club!
Zero: I can already tell your going to be annoying.
Tamaki: {Puts his elbow on Zero's shoulder} Hey, you sound just like me!
Zero: {Glares} Yep, annoying.
Tamaki: If theres one thing about me Liz-Chan, it's that I keep nothing in the closet! {Takes of his blazer to reveal an MLP T-shirt}
Zero: {Glares} WE NEVER AGREED YOU WERE LEAVING ME HERE DAMN IT!
gAmZeE mAkArA hey host club WANNA PLAY A GAME yahtzee is an option SO IS BATTLESHIP one day i'll get you all to come TO THE MOTHERF***ING DARK CARNIVAL since the messiah has always been me AND ALSO ME
Dear Gamzee
Tamaki: 0..0 Uh, sure.
The twins: 0..0 Battle ship sounds like fun.
Haruhi: 0..0 Uh, no thanks.
Kyoya: {Chuckles} Funny, you actually think your intimidating.
Honey: Sure!
Mori: Aye!
Nee-chan: Also im just gonna awnser this since my lil' sis is currently in a fangirl spazattack from getting an ask from gamzee, bring it boy!
Me: Bring the Faygo Motherfucker!
Nee-chan: YAHTZEE~!
Me: honk HONK HONK honk!
A/N
Me:Yes, Gamzee's coming! {Turns to the hosts} Guess I should warn you, he kinda tends to kill people, and decapitate their heads!
Everyone but Kyoya, and Mori: 0..0 {Baracades the openings}
Me: {Giggles} So funny, you think thats gonna keep him out.
Nee-chan:I'm butting in every now and then people, so be afraid, *cackles*