Summary: Apollo and Parker do yo-yo tricks. Their respective teams commentate between collective facepalms. Dialogue only.
AN: Short one today, mostly because it's funnier that way.
Y is for Yo-Yo (and Yee-Haw)
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"Walk the dog!"
"Around the world! Whee-hee!"
"Skin the cat!"
"Rock the baby!"
"Ooh, nice one!"
"Thanks! Do the three-leaf clover again. That one was neat!"
"Here goes! Yee-haw!"
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"Are they seriously…?"
"Doing yo-yo tricks between skyscrapers with their rappelling gear? Yes."
"Why? How- Never mind. It's Parker."
"And Apollo."
"They're twenty-pounds of crazy in a-"
"-חמישה פאונד שקית?"
"Yep."
"But how did this happen?!"
"They were talking about the trickiest rappelling they've ever done, and, well…"
"Yee-haw?"
"Exactly."
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Hebrew translation: (from Google, so sorry if it's wrong) "five-pound bag?"
Slightly off-topic question: Why is the character called Apollo? I know, I know, it's the actor's name, but wouldn't Hermes or Mercury be better in terms of the character/myth relevance? After all, he's the Greek/Roman god of thieves. Anyway, that's something that has always bugged me.