Random thing i just noticed... NINJAS ALL SHAVE THEIR LEGS.

Next morning.


"Chuunin exams Chuunin exams!::singing and skipping in circles around team 7::" Xeala sang and skipped around team 7 as they walked down the road.

"Xeala... shut up..." Sasuke drooped his head.

"Please Xeala we've been dealing with you for like twenty minutes and already sick of you..." Naruto said rubbing his head.
"Xeala... go bother the sand Genin... please..." Sakura said almost about to drag herself back home.

"Oh fine we'll just go wait for Kakashi then," Xeala said and disappeared.

"Where'd she go?" Sakura said, looking in ever direction for Xeala.

"Sakura by now you should have figured out she's as fast as a Jounin..." Sasuke said depressedly.

"Sasuke! You can't mean she's faster than you!" Sakura said biting her nails nervously.

"..."

"HAHA SASUKE'S SLOW!" Naruto laughed and punched Sasuke, who backhanded him in the face and Naruto flew backwards.

Waiting on the bridge...

Xeala was standing on the railing of the bridge in a ballerina pose, just standing there with her arms outstretched, one leg on the rail, and the other almost touching her head.

"Xeala!" Sasuke threw a rock at her, and she dodged it, lost her footing, then fell into the river.

"SASUKE!" Drenched Xeala screamed and jumped onto the railing, then launched at Sasuke before he had time to think, but was caught mid-air. "HEY PUT ME DOWN!" Xeala flailed in the air to try and get put down.

"Sorry I'm late, I got lost on the path of life..." Kakashi said, holding Xeala in the air by her collar, who looked like she was about to burst into flame.

"LIAR! NOW PUT ME DOWN SO I CAN MURDER SASUKE!" Xeala said as her feet touched the ground and she reached out to chase and/or murder Sasuke, but Kakashi was still holding on to her shirt.
"No. Anyway, I know this is a bit sudden, but I recommended you for the Chuunin exams, all three of you. These are the application forms." Kakashi said and released his hold on Xeala, who fell flat on her face.

"Application forms?"

"You're repeating me Sakura. This is all voluntary, it's up to each of you. If you don't feel ready, you can wait til next year." Naruto jumped onto Kakashi.

"Ugh don't slobber on my vest! Whoever wants to take the exams sign the application and come to room 301 at the academy. It's at 3 pm, five days from now. That's it." Kakashi said.

Five or six minutes later...

"Sasuke... give me a piggy back ride... I'm tired..." Xeala said and yawned, stretching her arms, following Sasuke home.

"Xeala you know as well as I do that you're able to endure days without sleeping..." Sasuke said and continued walking.

"Fine Sasuke you know what I'm just gonna go home alone, boo-hoo!" Xeala began tearing and fake-crying, then walked away.

"Bye Xeala." Sasuke said and walked in the other direction. Xeala, having realized that she hadn't made him any softer, turned around and threw a kunai past his head.

"YOU BASTARD HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME ALL ALONE!" Xeala stomped her foot. Sasuke waved without looking back. Xeala turned back around and walked off into the forest part of Konoha for some reason... why?

::shrug:: I dunno.

"...Why did I walk out here?" Xeala said after she had walked half a mile.

"AHA! A Konoha Genin! I'll take you down faster than anyone else!" Someone screamed and a foot came down towards Xeala, she turned and sidestepped out of the way.

"Hey! What's wrong with you!?" Xeala sprang three kunais out towards the person, who seemingly dodged them all. Three scratches appeared on his face and started bleeding. "HAH! That's what you get when you deal with me!' Xeala said and appeared behind the person, then kneed him in the spine, jumped in front of him as he buckled down and caught him in the face. The person flew backwards, then disappeared. "GET BACK HERE YA CHICKEN!" Xeala screamed and started jumping through the trees in the direction the person flew.

Three minutes later...

Xeala jumped off a branch and realized that was the last tree to jump on, and tried to somehow fall back onto the branch, only ending up doing half a flip in the air and falling directly onto a different limb, her back hitting it head on.

"Uh... Ow... owww... owwwwwww..." Xeala rolled over and rubbed her back, then pulled a kunai out of her belt-pouch and opened her back up like usual. "Much better..." Xeala said as her back healed over. Xeala then realized that the back of one's shirt is needed for the front to stay on.

"SHIT." Xeala held her shirt to herself tightly and ran back to the house as fast as she could.

At home...

"Xeala where were you?" Naruto asked, eating cup ramen in the kitchen, as Xeala ran through the door looking panicky.

"I WENT IN THE WOODS AND FELL OFF A TREE AND THEN I HURT MY BACK SO I CUT IT OPEN SO IT WOULD HEAL AND THEN MY SHIRT SORT OF DIED!" Xeala yelled running into the bedroom and digging through the pile of clothing under her bed for a shirt.

"Xeala... you don't have any shirts left do you..." Sasuke said reading a book whilst facing the wall on his bed.

"No..." Xeala said depressedly, then ran over to Sasuke clutching her shirt, "Sasuke come on we'll go get new clothes for me! We'll go shopping come on!" Xeala said, then holding her shirt up with one hand, grabbed Sasuke's wrist and started hauling him out of the house. Sasuke, as a last resort to even out the torture, grabbed Naruto and dragged him as well.

"Xeala we really have no want need or desire to come shopping with you." Sasuke crosses his arms. Xeala tugged at a barely-visible string, and Sasuke twitched, seeing as she had jammed another hook into his hand. Naruto saw this and didn't talk at all.

"Sasuke Sasuke you better learn or you're gonna be hurtin'," Xeala said and smiled.
"Xeala... stop putting strings and hooks in me..."Sasuke said and rubbed his hand.
"Not until you are able to jump at a finger-snap," Xeala said and snapped her fingers.

"That's gonna be never," Sasuke growled, and Xeala jolted the string again.

"Watch your mouth Sasuke," Xeala said and wagged her finger at him, "OH LOOK CLOTHES!" Xeala said and ran off in the direction of a clothing stall.

"How come the strings didn't pull?" Naruto said.

"...they probably will when we're least expe-RUN NARUTO CATCH UP WITH XEALA!" Sasuke said and ran after Xeala. Naruto ran as well, grabbing onto Sasuke's shoulder to try and keep up.

"You're pretty good at figuring out what was gonna happen, but anyway," Xeala said, walking out from behind a corner.

"HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!" Naruto gasped, as Xeala had completely different clothing now. Xeala was now wearing a white sweater that slumped on the shoulders and was short enough to show all of her stomach, and dark denim (short, not long) shorts, and black sneakers, her brown belt with all of those pouches on it still there, seeing as that's where her headband is... and some of those random stupid bandages that started somewhere under her shorts and went down to right below her knees. (ninjas without those stupid shoes! Anyway, hopefully i'll find my scanner and get the picture up...)

"Yeah it's something called agility and speed," Xeala shrugged.

"Xeala your bra is showing," Sasuke pointed. Xeala looked down.

"No it's not!"

"I never said which part of it, I meant the straps, you baka," Sasuke sighed.

"UGH SASUKE YOU'RE SO STUPID!" Xeala yelled and chucked a kunai towards Sasuke's face.

"I'm going to kill one of you..." Naruto sighed, "anyway, Xeala can we go home NOW?"

"Kay," Xeala said, and threw five bags at Naruto and Sasuke, then skipped towards home as they dragged them slowly.

Ugh i know it's been forever I was trying to plan Xeala's outfit and it just wouldn't come to me and i had writer's block but hey look i updated!!! WHEE!!! REVIEW PLEASE!!