Here's "Doomsday orc Rock", suggested by LoTR-HP-PJ. It seems the orcs have a little bit of doomsday sprit.
Doomsday orc, doomsday orc, doomsday orc rock
Doomsday orc kill and doomsday orc fill(1)
Bring and bringing on bushels of orcs,
Now the doomsday kill has begun.
Doomsday orc, doomsday orc, doomsday orc rock
Doomsday orc rhyme(2) and doomsday orc climb
Slashing and stabbing, in Hobbingon square,
In the scream-filled air.
What a grim time, it's a dim time,
To kill the night away,
Doomsday kill time, is a swell time,
To go stabbing with a Morder short sword,
Giddy up Mordor troll, pick up your feet,
Bash it around the clock, (3)
Mix and a-mingle in the heads at your feet,
That's the doomsday orc,
That's the doomsday orc,
That's the doomsday orc rock.
I'm going to make a deal with you, my loyal reviews and readers (there are unfortunately much more of the latter than the former). I am going to have to leave on Saturday to go somewhere where the internet access is spotty at best. I will, as a result, try to do my best to do one of these: Work really hard and get the story finished before Saturday, or work hard over my vacation until I get back, and post a huge update then (which will be after Christmas). Please let me know your opinion on which one I should do (by reviewing). My (hopefully) final decision will be made sometime in the afternoon either tomorrow or Wednesday. If I don't post again until after Christmas, merry dooms- whoops. Merry Christmas (if you don't get it look at the review by LoTR-HP-PJ on chapter 24).
Thanks to LoTR-HP-PJ, Blue J Fire and Caso Sparrow, and AA-MamaBirdCat for reviewing. Please review!
1( Fill up catapults with heads, then shoot them at the enemy.
2( if the orc is intelligent enough.
3( the door with that giant ram thing that the trolls are dragging.