89. Frisk and I went to go see Undyne today. Get me out of the house. Now I remember why I used to like her so much in the beginning. I used to look up to her too, Chara, but not as much as you. It was only for a short time before she got boring. She wasn't afraid to fight ANYONE. Not even Sans or Asgore.
Once I tried to get Undyne to fight Sans. Set them up to do it because I was bored. Then I grabbed myself a bag of popcorn and watched it all unfold. Undyne really gave Sans a run for his money. It was great! For awhile. Sans was the one to realize that they'd been set up and they both turned to me.
"hey buddy," Sans said. "you think this is a game?" To which I replied, "yes." I mean, I killed his brother before, Chara, but it's not like it matters. I had to RESET after that.
Anyways, Frisk wants me to appease to her and "redeem myself". I explained to Frisk that from what she knows between the RESETS and from what happened Underground, it would challenging if not utterly impossible. There's only one way I know of that will soften her heart towards me, but for the sake of my parents, that's NEVER EVER going to happen. Still, he wanted me to try. Tell her that I'm trying to walk on the straight and narrow and if there was an opportunity to do something good to take advantage of it.
Yeah, tell me something I DON'T know, Frisk.
When a human decided to ambush us while on a walk, the human jumped out, nearly slashing Undyne's back with a knife. I hope she's happy. She would've been DEAD if I hadn't lost a vine trying to help HER. After I pulled the human onto the ground, Undyne took care of everything else. I couldn't watch most of it. Humans are disgusting when you hit them. I KNEW Undyne would win, though. It takes someone very special to beat her and let me tell you something - it wasn't that guy. Yeah, Undyne's great. I just wish she'd stop pointing spears at me. And giving me noogies.
90. Yesterday, Undyne challenged me to a fight. See how strong I really am. I thought it'd be easy enough. If I win, Frisk proposed I go on a date with her. I actually would have preferred gloating rights, but that works too.
91. And of course, naturally I kicked her butt. I know her attacks already. COME ON! Really, Undyne. COME. ON. You though you could defeat ME? Even Alphys advised against it. Now I guess we're going to have our little date tonight, despite doing this before. Fair enough, Frisk. Fair enough.
92. Thankfully, Undyne skipped the basics. We spent the entire time watching Monster Truck rallies instead. That was fun. Until she put on this anime about this foreign exchange student in Japan. WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS ANIME!? LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENS IN IT. Undyne said that it's cute and stress relieving. STRESS RELIEVING!? Come ON, Undyne! The Monster Truck rallies are more stress relieving than THIS! Urgh!
... I want to watch more.
Author's Note: I have to admit - doing Undyne is really hard for me. However I'm really hoping that I'm going the right way with her. Especially with what I want to do with her at the end. What that is exactly, that's for me to know and for you to find out... later!
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