Dedicated to Chibi Envy Chan, because he's awesome.

Disclaimer: I don't own, you don't sue.

Notes: No longer taking requests, unless I know you fairly well. My writing style has changed, so I'm only taking one-two word prompts.

Warnings: Shonen-ai, yaoi, whatever the hell you want to call it. Zack/Kadaj. And that special brand of humor I'm famous for.

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Challenge item: Soccer ball

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"What the...?" Kadaj was getting rather tired of walking into his office and discovering strange objects often ones he'd never seen before, placed on his desk with a note from his 'beloved'. This time it was a sphere with a chessboard pattern on it, he did not know what Zack meant for him to do with it, but he had an idea of what he was going to do with it. The note said 'Play with me?' with a smiley face and a squiggle beneath it. Kadaj smirked, tucking the object beneath his arm as he set the note, and his most recent stack of paperwork, on the desk before heading out.

He passed Reno on the way to Zack's office, noting that the redhead was dressed only in a towel and flushed bright red. He would have to retrieve the Turk's clothes from Yazoo later. His older brother had taken a step up in his 'courtship' and was not letting the redhead wear any clothes at all. Kadaj had taken pity on him, and retrieved them when he could if only so he did not have to see the redhead's crotch.

"Oh hey Kadaj, do you like my..." Zack's question was quite violently interrupted by Kadaj hurling the sphere at his face at full strength. Sephiroth snorted as his second in command flew back in his chair, sprawling across the ground and picked up his notes.

"I'll leave you to it then." He remarked to Kadaj as the younger man picked up the ball, which had bounced back to him, and spiked it into Zack's face again. "Have fun." Sephiroth chuckled once, then left the meeting room, silver hair swishing behind him like a cloak.

"Oh believe me..." Kadaj stated, smirking as he shut the door behind him. "I will."

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TBC

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