Izzy here, I swear Jade and I are still alive. Jade was wanting to do these last chapters differently but we could not work it out and I was being Switzerland, so not much help there.

But anyways, here are the last few chapters including an epilogue.

Enjoy!

Steve stretched and reached out for Rachel, pulling her close and wrapping an arm around her. He settled back down and started to drift back to sleep, only to wake up again when he felt someone run their fingers through his hair. Steve was immediately concerned as Rachel had never once run her fingers through his hair while he slept. Steve opened his eyes and saw two large stormy gray eyes looking at him.

"Hey there."

Steve's eyes widened and he moved away, only to roll off of the bed, of which he had apparently been on the edge.

"You okay?"

"Raina, what the fuck!?"

"Oh my God Steve, you cursed!" Raina yelled, "Captain America just said 'fuck!' This is the best day ever!"

"What happened?" Steve asked as he sat up, "Why are you in my room? Where's Rachel? Why were you in the bed? What happened?"

"You know you said 'what happened' twice right? And I was only watching you while you were sleeping Steve, you're really pretty, you know."

"Raina!"

"What!?" Raina said as she leaned over the edge of the bed, laying down and crossing her legs in the air, "Why are you yelling at me Steve? I thought that you're supposed to be calm and collected."

Steve glared at her, "Was it you or Loki?"

"Why? Do you wanna know who to kill?"

"Rain, what did you do to Rachel?"

"Nothing bad dude, she's my best friend."

"Raina!"

Jane yawned as she stretched, putting her hand underneath her pillow. As she pushed her hands further under the pillow, her hand came in contact with something sharp. Jane propped herself on her elbows and pulled the object that she had cut herself out from under the pillow. Her eyes widened and she turned to look at Thor, gasping when she saw an assassin, lying on his back, his left hand on his stomach and the other hand suspiciously placed underneath his pillow.

"Uh," Jane said, lightly touching Clint's arm.

Clint suddenly moved, grabbing Jane, who yelped in surprise and fear, and bringing the knife that was evidentially in his hand up to her throat. Clint blinked, his eyes focusing on her when he heard her, "What are you doing here?"

"I don't know!" She responded in a high pitched voice.

"Are you bleeding?"

"Uh, no, you didn't-"

"I meant your hand."

"Oh," Jane said, looking down, "Yeah, I guess. There was a knife under the pillow."

"Shit, sorry, that would've been Natasha-" Clint cut off his words when he realised that Natasha wasn't with them, "Where is she?"

"I don't know, I just woke up."

"Yeah," Clint said, looking down at Jane's body and realising that she was only wearing a tank top and short running shorts, before quickly and respectfully averting his eyes from her body, "I see that. We need to go find everyone else and see where Rain put them."

"What?"

"Raina," Clint repeated as he got out of the bed, "She probably did this."

"But how?"

Clint just shook his head, "Probably Loki. Let's wrap your hand up first though."

Bruce blinked his eyes and stretched before looking over for Gwen. Bruce blinked a few more times, trying to register why his girlfriend's hair was no longer blonde, but now had red in it. He poked her, "Gwen," he yawned, "I think Raina did something to your hair again."

"What?" he heard a voice ask.

"Pepper?"

The woman in question looked up at him, "Bruce, why are you in my room?"

"Uh, Pepper, I hate to tell you this, but you're in my room."

"Why?" Pepper asked, sitting up.

"Your guess is as good as mine."

Pepper looked around, "So that's where Tony's chairs went."

She was referring to the rolling chairs that had once been in Tony's lab, until Bruce came to visit and Tony had refused to let Bruce sit in the other one. Tony had told that Bruce that he needed both chairs, just in case the one that Tony was using broke.

Bruce's cheeks turned slightly red, "Uhh."

"It's okay Bruce," Pepper laughed, "He deserved it."

Bruce exhaled, "It was still pretty immature."

"And now he has five and only sits in one," Pepper shrugged.

"Five you say?"

Pepper giggled, then said, "I'm gonna go and try to figure out where Tony is."

"Okay, I'm going back to bed."

"What about Gwen?"

"It was probably Loki or Raina who did this, so she'll be used to it."

Gwen woke up to a heavy hand on her waist. She shifted slightly, moving onto her stomach and burying her head into the pillow. Gwen yawned and wrapped her arm around her pillow, settling back down and falling back to sleep. Moments after she had fallen asleep, she was woken up by snoring next to her. Gwen giggled to herself, knowing that Bruce would only snore when he was truly sleeping deeply. She lifted herself off of the pillow and turned to see a blonde demi-god next to her, which caused her to scream and attempt to move out from under Thor's grasp, only to roll off of the bed entirely.

"Lady Guinevere?" Thor asked with confusion, leaning over the edge of the bed and looking down at her.

"I told you," Gwen said breathlessly, trying to slow her heart rate, "There is no 'Lady' in my name and just Gwen is fine, okay?"

Thor nodded, "Why are you in the place of Jane?"

"Uh, I don't know, did we get drunk last night?"

"I do not remember consuming any ale, Midgardian or otherwise."

"Smoke anything?"

"I do not believe so," Thor responded with confusion.

"Well, then, I'm at a loss. No idea."

Thor shook his head and then offered his hand to Gwen, pulling her up easily.

"Wow, thanks."

"Do not concern yourself with it."

"I'm still appreciative," Gwen smiled.

Thor smiled before smiling at her, "Now, we must fine Jane and Banner."

"Bruce is probably in his room, if only girls are being moved," Gwen said logically.

"Then let us hope that Jane and you were switched."

Tony rolled over and wrapped his arm around Pepper's waist, burying his head in her hair. He lightly caressed her arm with the tips of his fingertips, "Morning Pep," he whispered. Tony yawned before repeating himself, knowing that soon she'd have to get up for work. He was surprised when, quite suddenly an elbow met his ribs, causing him to open his eyes and roll over, onto his back.

"Pepper, what the-" Tony's question was prematurely cut off by a forearm to his throat.

"Why are you here?"

"Can't breathe," Tony gasped out, causing the pressure to be lessened somewhat on his throat.

"Why are you here?"

"It's my room," Tony exclaimed, "And didn't anyone ever tell you not to go around attacking people?"

"It's part of my job Stark."

"Well you don't have to do it to me."

"Why am I in your bedroom?" Natasha accused.

"What the- Seriously? I thought you were Pepper!"

"Where's Clint?"

"I just woke up if you didn't get that," Tony said sarcastically "Besides, Clint is an assassin, I'm more worried about Pepper."

"Mister Barton is in his quarters," Jarvis supplied helpfully.

"Well there ya go," Tony said as Natasha got up.

"But why am I in here? It doesn't-"

"Jarvis," Tony started as he sat up, "Mind filling us in on the details?"

"Miss Fox was frequenting other bedrooms during the late night or early morning hours, depending on your preference."

"I'm going to kill her," Tony and Natasha said simultaneously.

Rachel felt an arm around her waist and allowed herself to be pulled into the warm arms. She let out a sigh as she curled her arms underneath her head and rested it against what she thought was Steve's chest, sleep not allowing her to realise the difference in body types. When she felt a pair of lips brush against her forehead, she realised that something was different. With a racing heart, she slowly pulled away, only to see the sharp and angular features that most definitely did not belong to Steve.

On instinct, Rachel pulled her arm back and punched the sleeping god in the face. His bright green eyes met her dark blue ones in shock. Rachel then pushed him away from her, using her arms and legs, one of which, caught Loki in the groin as he was, quite suddenly, shoved off of the bed while Rachel screamed, "What the fuck are you doing?!"

"Why?" he cried out as he fell, an odd sense of déjà vu hitting him as hard as he hit the floor.

"Why am I in your room?" Rachel asked, slightly calmer.

"I know not the reason for your sudden appearance," Loki said, his voice slightly higher than usual.

Rachel slid off of the bed and sat next to Loki, "Are you hurt?"

"Only my face, pride and back," he responded sarcastically.

"I don't know why I ever bother being nice to you," Rachel said, crossing her arms and rolling her eyes.

"Yes, because shoving me out of a bed and hitting me in the face is nice," Loki said, sitting up, wincing as he did.

"In my defense, you weren't Steve."

"What defense is that?"

"Well, you know, with…everything, I just kind of wake up violently."

Loki's face turned to one of understanding before he cleared his throat, "Shall we attempt to find your Captain and Rain?"

"I don't think it's supposed to rain today Loki," Rachel smirked before standing up.

Loki's mouth turned into a frown, "Rachel, I tire of that so-called joke."

"Well," Rachel said, offering her hand to Loki, "Stop giving me an opening for it."

Loki reached up and took Rachel's hand before yanking her to the ground, her head barely missing the bed. He stood up and took a moment to enjoy the fact that Rachel was sprawled on the ground.

"Loki!" She scolded as she sat up.

"That is nothing compared to the pain that you attempted to cause me," the god returned haughtily, taking only a couple of steps before being tripped by Rachel, who stuck her foot in his way.

"Damn you mortal!"

"You started it!"

"You are the one who attacked me first!"

"Not my fault!"

"I fail to see your lack of blame!"

"Shut up; let's go find Steve and Rain!"

By the time that Loki and Rachel had stopped arguing and gotten dressed, Rachel after having stopped off in her room, Jane, Clint, Tony and Pepper had gathered in the communal kitchen for a late breakfast as the quarreling pair saw as they walked into the room.

"I knew it," Tony said.

"Damn," Clint responded, passing Tony a twenty.

"You made bets?" Rachel asked, rolling her eyes.

"Well, at the time, it was still a toss-up between where you, Gwen and Raina had gotten to, so I knew that if she had thrown Natasha in my bed, she threw you in hers."

"How was that wake up?" Rachel asked as she came to sit at the island, followed by Loki.

"Did you hit him? Please tell me that you did."

"In my defense-"

"There is no defense to-"

"Brother, why is-"

"I do not wish to speak on the matter!"

"Whoa," Gwen said as she and Bruce entered the room, "Why is he so angry?"

"He's just mad cuz I accidentally punched him in the face."

Clint, who was now staring at Loki's bruised eye, "Nice hit Rae, very direct. Clearly your training paid off. Steve's gonna be proud."

"Where is-"

"Why would I be proud?" Steve asked, coming in from the living room area.

"Look at Loki's face."

Steve walked around to the other side of the island and inspected Loki's face, his brows knitting in concern, "What happened?"

"Rae happened," Tony smirked.

Steve's eyebrow rose and he looked over to Rachel with a smile, "I am proud," he said before he looked back at Loki, who was now glaring daggers at him, "Looks like a direct hit. Left or right?"

"Left handed."

Steve looked back at Rachel and nodded, "Good, that's really good," he praised before he remembered Loki, "But we're sorry that you had to be used as target practice."

"I'm not," Tony and Clint responded simultaneously.

"Wow, I keep doing that."

"It's fun, isn't it Tony?"

"No."

"Sure," Rachel said, rolling her eyes before turning and grinning at Steve, who only chuckled.

"Well, where the hell is Rain?"

"It's not supposed to-"

"If you say that one more time," Loki started to threaten, only to be cut off by Steve, Tony and Clint as they all started to threaten him.

"Hey, stop being mean to Loki," Raina chastised as she came into the room.

"Well now that you're here," Clint started, getting a dirty look from Loki.

"Alright everyone," Rachel said, "Calm down. I don't want to break up any fights."

"Right now," Natasha interrupted as she came into the room, "You don't have to; we're all expected in the helicarrier."

"Don't we get one day off?" Tony asked exasperatedly as Steve leaned across the island and kissed Rachel, "I'll see you later."

"No," Natasha stated, answering Tony and contradiction Steve's statement, "They're supposed to come with us," she said, indicating Rachel, Raina and Gwen.

"That's not going to happen," Steve said firmly.

"But the Director's ordered-"

"You really shouldn't try to convince us on 'because the director said so' Natasha," Tony cut in angrily.

"Yeah but it's not like we want them to go," Clint defended, "We have to because-"

"We don't have to do anything," Tony argued, "We're the Avengers."

"But that doesn't mean that we can just go do whatever the hell we want-"

"Actually," Bruce interrupted, "We kinda can."

"It doesn't matter, we need to go and we need to bring them with us," Natasha said with finality.

"No," Steve said, "We don't need to bring them with us; it's not like they need to talk with-"

"Actually Cap," Tony interjected, "I think you mean interrogate."

"Will you please stop behaving like children?"

"Rain's not going anywhere," Loki said.

"You can't tell her where and where not to go," Rachel argued, gaining a glare from Loki, "And that goes for the rest of you; we're big girls now," Rachel continued sarcastically, "And we can make our own decisions."

"Rae, you don't understand-"

"Tony, have you forgotten where we're from? I actually understand and know more than you do."

"But-"

"Jesus Rae, you try and stop a fight and start another, way to go," Gwen said, causing Rain to laugh.

"She does that a lot."

"You're still not going," Loki said.

"No, I am," Rain returned, "We'll be fine."

"You'll be interrogated," Steve reminded them, "When you don't need to be."

"Now isn't the time; it's too soon," Bruce said.

"Fine," Natasha said, "You can tell Fury why you didn't want them to come and I'm sure he'll just decide that it's completely fine and we should definitely wait while they continue to forget important details."

"Enough," Thor finally said, "We shall go and we will explain to him in a calm manner why we do not want him to interview Rain, Rachel and Guinevere."

Thor for once looked so serious that it reminded everyone that he was in fact a god and no one dared contradict him. After a few strained farewells, the Avengers left Jane, Pepper, Rachel, Raina and Gwen. When they were out of earshot, Gwen looked over at Rain and said, "I hate you for telling him my full name."

"Why?" Jane asked, "It's such a pretty name."

"It's stupid and cumbersome and I don't like it."

"But Guinevere Luna," Raina started, "I like your-"

Raina didn't get to finish her statement as Gwen had jumped at Rain to hit her, making her duck, just before she ran away, Gwen following close behind.

"Sometimes I hate when they do that," Rachel said, rolling her eyes.