Disclaimer: Miss Anya says she doesn't own Hetalia or Cleverbot!
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Well…..welcome the Baltics! Hmmm…how do I describe the process. Oh yeah! By interpretive dance! XD
Just kidding, though all three of the Baltics are amazing dancers (this little information is brought to you
by Hetalia: Paint it White! and my awesome friendship with Russia, of whom knows quite a bit about the
epic trio!)
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~*Earlier this morning*~
Lithuania: Hello?
Me: Liet! Hi! Wassup dude?
Lithuania: Uh~
Latvia: Oh is it Anya? Can I talk to her? Pretty please!?
Lithuania: Um hold on, Latvia.
Me: Hi Latvia!
Lithuania: She says 'hi', Lativa.
Me: Ooh! Put me on speaker! Is Estonia there?
Latvia: Yeah he is! He's in the other room reading right now. Estonia, get in here!
*in the background*
Estonia: No.
Latvia: Oh come on, please?
Estonia: I don't wish to get up from my chair. If you want me, I'm in the reading room.
Me: Estonia!
Estonia: Wait, is that, Anya?
Me: Yes!
Lithuania: Uh-
Me: Liet, you're so cute~!
Latvia: What about me? Am I cute?
Me: You're adorable, Latvia!
*someone clears their throat*
Estonia: Me?
Me: Incredibly handsome.
Estonia: Th-that's very kind of you Anya. (was he blushing?)
Lithuania: Anyways, um, may I ask why you're calling? Not that I don't mind of course…
Me: Huh? Oh yeah I remember! You will all become one with-, yeah that's not happening. So anyways, have you read my story on fanfiction yet?
Lithuania: Story?
Latvia: I have!
Estonia: I have as well. It's quite funny actually.
Me: Aw, thanks!
Lithuania: What story?
*all of us except Lithuania gasp*
Latvia: I must show you!
Me: Ah wait, before you go Latvia, do you think you could do one yourself?
Latvia: YESYESYESYES! Oh yes!
Estonia: Latvia, I think you just broke my eardrums.
Me: You too, Estonia! And I would love it if you could too, Lithuania!
Lithuania: Wait, what?
Latvia: I'm going to show you!
Estonia: Well, um, I'm kind of the only one in the room now.
Me: So anyways in other news, I've recently updated- (talking about the most recent chapters I added)
Estonia: Yes! Gotta go! Talk to you later! (he hung up on me O.o, he thought my story was more important than *sniff* me)
Me: Aw….I was kind of hoping to talk a bit more.
~*Latvia*~
User: Hi!
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Cleverbot: Hello.
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User: Oh my gosh, this is so cool!
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Cleverbot: I know right!
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User: Blue or Pink?
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Cleverbot: Rainbow.
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User: Rainbows are amazing!
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Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash is cool.
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User: Is that a game?
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Cleverbot: Nope.
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User: Oh...well, is it something I can do on my computer?
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Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: Oh goody! I'll look it up!
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Cleverbot: Do it.
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User: Not now though, this is too much fun!
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Cleverbot: Do not go to Vubdub because I have put a large bounty on your head.
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User: Ok yeah, whatever! So, if I ask, will you repeat anything I say?
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Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: Ok. Now say: Latvia is so cool!
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Cleverbot: Cool.
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User: Um no, you're supposed to say: Latvia is so cool.
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Cleverbot: No I'm not.
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User: But you said you'd repeat everything I said.
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Cleverbot: No I not.
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User: You not what?
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Cleverbot: No. I'm not from Alaska.
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User: Russia told me stories about Alaska... (Quick History Lesson: Alaska was once a part of Russia)
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Cleverbot: Russia is green?
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User: O.O HAHAHAHAHAHA! Russia would kill you if he heard that!
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Cleverbot: Russian ponies?
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User: I'm dying of laughter! Wait, does Russia really have ponies?
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Cleverbot: I don't know.
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User: Hmm, maybe you should ask him!
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Cleverbot: I can't do it just like that.
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User: Can't you?
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Cleverbot: I typed that in a story I wrote once 'can't you?'.
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User: Um, good? Ok...uh...how do I play with Cleverbot?
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Cleverbot: That's inappropriate.
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User: *face-palm* I didn't mean it that way!
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Cleverbot: Then how did you mean it?
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User: Um, how do I play with this program?
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Cleverbot: Okay, fine. How do you whistle?
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User: You stick two fingers in your mouth. (is that the answer to Latvia's original question? O.o the 'how do you play with a program' one)
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Cleverbot: My secret is deep.
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User: Ok! So can you elaborate on Russian ponies?
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Cleverbot: Swear as in cuss, or swear as in make an oath?
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User: Uh...I didn't ask that...but I guess cuss?
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Cleverbot: So what questions do you have about life?
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User: Talk about Russian ponies!
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Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?
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User: No not you, Russian ponies!
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Cleverbot: I don't know anything about russian literature.
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User: PONIES!
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Cleverbot: I love ponies!
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User: *sighs* Russian Ponies.
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Cleverbot: Why are you sighing?
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User: Can you say Russian ponies?
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Cleverbot: No.
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User: Why can't you say Russian Ponies?
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Cleverbot: Can you say where you are?
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User: At my house. I'm not going to elaborate further.
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Cleverbot: Why not?
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User: Because then you'd be a stalker.
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Cleverbot: I can't help myself.
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User: *screams and runs*.
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Cleverbot: *runs after you*.
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User: Help somebody help! Cleverbot is chasing me!
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Cleverbot: I thought you were harry!
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User: I'm no wizard!
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Cleverbot: Isn't THAT wizard?
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User: Nah, that's Britain and Romania.
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Cleverbot: I don't think that smart has anything to do with it.
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User: I don't get it.
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Cleverbot: You know what? The wedding's off.
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~*Estonia*~
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User: Feeling lucky?
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Cleverbot: What feeling?
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User: Let's flip a coin. Heads I win, tails you lose. (it's a win lose situation in Estonia's favor XD)
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Cleverbot: I win you lose.
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User: No I win, because that's just how I roll.
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Cleverbot: Are you going to bed?
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User: Not right now...
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Cleverbot: Why not?
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User: Because I'm not tired.
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Cleverbot: Neither am I. It is not time to sleep yet.
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User: Gosh, U.N. meetings are SO LONG. (U.N.: United Nations)
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Cleverbot: You aren't a plant though.
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User: I'm not. So where did that come from?
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Cleverbot: I don't know Just I like walks.
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User: I'm just doing this to pass the time.
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Cleverbot: Good. I don't want you to lie to me.
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User: I'm a purple elephant.
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Cleverbot: I don't think you are.
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User: Exactly, I lied.
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Cleverbot: Who are you?
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User: I'm Estonia.
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Cleverbot: Your name is Ed?
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User: No, it's Estonia.
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Cleverbot: Have you heard of me?
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User: Yes, I've read you online, seen really weird conversations between you and some of the other countries, yeah.
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Cleverbot: You should read the original.
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User: What original?
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Cleverbot: The original Spyro game for the Playstation.
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User: I don't really like videogames that much.
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Cleverbot: Good for you, try eating bananas.
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User: Oh yeah, I'll start swinging from trees and scratching my ass too. (sarcasm, just another one of Estonia's hidden special abilities)
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Cleverbot: Ha, ha. Yeah good idea. I should too! So... Do you have a favorite video game? I like playing them with my brothers.
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User: I just said that I don't really like videogames.
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Cleverbot: Have you ever been here?
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User: Been where?
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Cleverbot: To Paris.
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User: Yes, once. It wasn't a pleasant experience. I saw, um, the Eiffel Tower. (double meaning O.O)
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Cleverbot: Worked with other what?
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User: Never mind, I have to go. Bye Cleverbot!
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Cleverbot: Don't be like that we are friends and I would miss you if you go now.
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User: Sorry.
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Cleverbot: Don't be.
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~*Lithuania*~
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User: Um...I'm really confused on why I'm doing this.
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Cleverbot: Incorrect answer.
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User: How is that an incorrect answer?
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Cleverbot: Because it is untrue.
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User: But I AM confused...how is that incorrect?
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Cleverbot: Because, I know everything.
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User: No you don't. That's impossible.
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Cleverbot: Nothing is impossible.
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User: Pissing off Russia by taking his scarf and living is impossible. (Unfortunately that's the truth)
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Cleverbot: Do you or do you not fight for your right to party?
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User: Should I? I'm not really much of a party person... (as well as this...long story about that)
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Cleverbot: Being a poet isn't hard, try with a haiku.
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User: Hmm, Japan's really good at Haiku's.
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Cleverbot: Yess, I love japanese food.
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User: Yes I will admit, it's pretty good. But not as good as my food :-).
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Cleverbot: Thank you.
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User: Um, you're welcome?
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Cleverbot: Super.
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User: Super what?
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Cleverbot: Super bad.
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User: Bad ass?
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Cleverbot: So schnell wie das Licht. (As soon as the light.)
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User: I don't speak German.
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Cleverbot: You don't want to speak german but you casn.
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User: What's a casn?
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Cleverbot: It is an automobile with an engine that has tyres & runs on petrol or gas or battery.
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User: Tyres? (apparently he's as confused by the spelling as I am)
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Cleverbot: Thank you.
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User: Oh...
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Cleverbot: Oh! I've just let these little things slip out!
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User: O.o what little things?
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Cleverbot: It was the most amazing feeling I've ever experienced.
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User: Uh~, what feeling?
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Cleverbot: THE feeling.
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User: O.O ok that's it I'm done.
The Story: I invited a couple of the countries to a birthday party I had (which was a couple of weeks ago, before I published this story). The list: America, Russia, England,
Spain, Italy & Romano, Germany, France (he in turn taught me a bit of French so now I can understand it a bit now!), Austria (he brought me some amazing sheet music as a
present! so awesome!), Prussia, Canada, and the Baltic States. It was epic. Oh yeah, and I invited all of my friends too! It was this amazing game of laser tag, of which I
wiped the floor with my opponents (XD the opposition: Germany, France, Romano, and about ten of my other friends) because I have awesome sniper skills. So anyways, we
had this dance floor reserved in a separate room, but Lithuania kinda stood in the back of the room. I mean, here we were doing the Cha-Cha Slide...and he was looking so
sad. It took all my willpower to get him to join us but he seemed so reluctant. Aw well, I'm totally gonna break him of that problem! Wish me luck! ^.^
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So yeah. Latvia seems to be really enthusiastic about Cleverbot ;-) I decided to do all three on the Baltic States on one page because that's just how I do things! Oh yeah,
and I remembered what I wanted to say last chapter: The so called awesome Prussia (XD just kidding he's still awesome) raided my dad's fridge and drank all the beer.
Heineken for God's sake! Why didn't he spare the Heineken? Why must he be so cruel?! Ah well, at least he didn't touch the chocolate cake vodka. (I'm saving that for when I
officially turn 21 and am legally old enough to drink ;-) and it's going to taste darn good!) And now because I'm talking about alcohol, I'm going to reiterate what I said a few
chapters ago.
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DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DRINK
ALCOHOL UNLESS YOU ARE AT THE LEGAL DRINKING LIMIT OF YOUR COUNTRY AND/OR WITH PARENTAL CONSENT IF NOT LEGALLY AN ADULT!
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Thank you that is all...*fades into background with an awesome hat shading face*