RED FORMAN AND BLEEPING
Red is sitting in his armchair reading one of Kitty's romance novels. He happens to look up to see that the camera is rolling, and he throws the book over his shoulder.
"The FCC has really put a strain on anyone cursing on broadcast television, which has now put a damper on being able to say my favourite line, BLEEP. Wait, what? You've bleeped my motherBLEEP word?" Red listens to the guy behind the camera. "Well, that's BLEEP up. Stop bleeping me for BLEEP sakes! Do something else." Red listens, "I don't know! Like I give a OOH-LA-LA!
"This is completely OOH-LA-LA... messed up. Know what, we'll be back later after I deal with those OOH-LA-LA at the FCC. Now get the hell out of my living room!" Red gets up from the armchair and walks off screen.
TV AD: Red is in Price Mart near the plasma screen televisions.
"Get over to Price Mart to pick up one of these babies! OOH-LA-LA Best Buy! Shop Price Mart!"
THE END