Author's Note: Song is Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne. All song rights belong to Fountains of Wayne. All Characters belong to DC Comics.

Tim Drake/Robin Singing

"I'll prove to everyone that the Batfamily isn't weird," Tim stood up, hands on his hips, eyes narrowed through his mask.

"No, baby bird, don't do it!" Jason stood up reaching out his hand in an attempt to stop the younger Batfam member as he walked to the stage.

"He's gonna do it!" Nightwing groaned as Tim started the music.

"This is dedicated to a friend of mine's hero mom, 'cause hero parents are the best!" He nodded his head to the beat of the music, "Cassie's mom has got it going on, Cassie's mom has got it going on," Cassie stared at Tim, eyes wide, frozen in shock as Bart and Connor laughed at her.

Wonder Woman leaned over to Batman, blue eyes wide in confusion, "Bruce, does he mean me?"

Bruce and Clark could barely suppress their smirks as he looked at her, "I'm afraid so, Diana."

"Cassie can I come over after school? We can hang around by the pool. Did your mom get back from that hero trip?" Tim winked as Donna snickered and Dick and Jason avoided eye contact with her, "Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip?"

Cassie put her head in her hands as Bart and Con giggled, "No, no, no, no, no!"

"You know I'm not the little bird that I used to be! I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see! Cassie's mom has got it goin' on! She's all I want and I've waited for so long! Cassie, can't you see you're just not the girl for me! I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Cassie's mom!"

He walked slowly over to the Justice League table as Cassie stared at him horrified. Donna smirked and nudged Dick with her elbow, "Tim's pretty brave admitting he has a crush on Diana."

Dick looked up at her with a glare, "No, he's just dumb!" Jason cringed as he heard Roy's laughter and nodded in agreement to Dick's statement.

"Cassie do you remember when I helped save the world?" Cassie cringed as Tim put his hand on her shoulder as he walked by, "Your mom came out, holding some thug by the throat," Diana raised one eyebrow as Tim approached the League table, "I could tell she liked me by the way she stared," Superman shook with laughter at Diana's face, "And the way she said, 'You missed a thug over there.'" Tim draped his arms over Batman and Wonder Woman's shoulders, looking at Bruce, "And I know that that you think it's just a fantasy," he looked towards Diana, smirking, "but since my dad walked out your mom could use a guy like me!"

"That doesn't even make sense!" Cassie threw her hands up in the air in exasperation while the rest of the heroes laughed at them.

Tim grinned, looking at Diana, "Cassie's mom has got it goin' on! She's all I want and I've waited so long. Cassie, can't you see you're just not the girl for me! I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Cassie's mom!" Tim sang the final choruses of the song and bowed to the raucous laughter and applause of the other heroes.

Dick grinned as the teen hero sat in his seat, "You have some issues, baby bird."

Jason chuckled and nodded in agreement. Tim crossed his arms, glaring at the two older boys, "You guys are the meanest older brothers ever!"

"Ahem," the three Bat boys looked up at the stage to see that Garth had gotten up there and grabbed the microphone. He smirked as they stopped talking and looked towards Roy, "This goes out to a great friend of mine."