AN: What's up, Gleeks? The season finale was awesome, was it not? I loved it, even though I spent the duration of "Bohemian Rhapsody" wondering if Fox really expected me to believe that Quinn had her baby in approximately ten minutes…Really. Anyway, "Gives you Hell!" Let's do it. Read and review! Slight reference to possible Mikel in this chapter. The pairing oddly makes sense to me.

Disclaimer: Don't own Glee.

"Gives You Hell"

Hey, it's been a while, hasn't it? I should probably catch you up on what you've missed. Let me see…Quinn's living with Puck now, which means it's totally going to be awkward when Quinn craves bacon. Mr. Schue and Bambi, I mean Ms. Pillsbury, are together. That was why Mr. Schue ran out after the Kelly Clarkson song. Not because it was bad, because it wasn't. Um…I feel like I'm forgetting something. Oh yeah! Finn and Rachel are dating. Weird, right? I found out when I saw Rachel writing Finchel all over her notebooks. It sounds more like a bird then a couple name, but eh.

Wait, why's Finn talking to Santana and Brittany? In a flirty manner? Oh, I guess this explains why Rachel wanted the All-American Rejects music. And here I thought she was just taking Mr. Schue's "Hello" assignment in a weird way. "Sums up her feelings perfectly." Guess that means Finn dumped her. Only Rachel would sing as revenge for something. Let's see what happens. Cue music.

Mike looks intrigued by the intro, but no one else is really paying attention. Mr. Schue looks confused. Finn just got the memo. Rachel now despises him. This is gonna make some future duets awkward.

She's getting all up in his personal space. I guess to bring home the point? Quinn and Puck seem amused by this. I am too, to be honest.

Oops, Rachel touched Brittany's shoulder. Santana's going to be ticked about that. Brittany once hugged me after I found her duck hiding in a steel drum…Never again. Santana frightens me.

Now she's singing to, well, at, Artie and Matt. Artie's smiling. Did he not like Finchel either? She just grabbed Kurt! He seems scared. Ok, he escaped from the Berry-flavored wrath. He's safe.

As a brief aside, perhaps you're wondering what I'm doing here. I'm playing the synthesizer. Because I'm cool like that. Ok, back to the performance.

Everybody, except Finn, have now gotten into the song. I wonder if everyone realizes just how angry Rachel is. She pushed Artie! I hope he doesn't hit the wall. I've heard that that's happened before.

Rachel's beckoning Mike down from his chair. Is he going to…? Yes, he's dancing! And doing a weird "I'm watching you" signal. I don't get that. Rachel just kicked him in the stomach! He's ok, though. I doubt those ballet flats can do much damage. Yep, he's spinning. Everything's alright. Matt has joined in with the dancing, and Mr. Schue does not look amused. He's rolling his eyes. Even Kurt's clapping!

I'm starting to wonder if Mike has a thing for Rachel. He just helped her into her chair. Then again, he might be afraid she's going to kick him in the stomach again. I would be afraid of that too, ballet shoes or not. Big finish! She sat back down in her seat with an attitude-filled pose. I'm pretty sure that when it comes to singing-related revenge, Finn just got owned…Big time.

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