Eddy said nothing, only stared at him in shock and depression. He started trembling all over and hot tears poured from his blue eyes. (his eye color changes depending on his mood, just like mine do) "God damn it," Eddy said with clenched teeth.
"Don't say God's name in vain, you motherfucker!" Kevin shouted. He lunged at eddy and started pulling at his long blonde hair. Soon they were rolling around in a fist fight.
"NO KEVEIN NO!" I cried, sobbing. I fell into a fetal position and started bawling.
"I'll fucking kill you you son of a bitch!" Eddy gasped as Kevin strangled him. "You took my woman AND my man-woman, I loved them both so dearly you fucking bastard you!"
"That is IT!" Kevin screamed, letting go of eddy. "I'll be right back!"
"Eddy are you ok!" I screamed, rushing to his side.
"No I'm not ok you… you… oh I can't say it, I'm just not evil enough," He started sobbing. "None of this is your fault, I love you so much, that's all,"
"I love you too," I sighed. "But it is my fault! I ruin everything! I am so ugly and fat!"
"No you aren't, no effing way girl," Eddy said sweetly. "You are the most beautiful girl I know, with the nicest body, too"
"Thank you, Eddy," I sighed happily.
Suddenly, I gased. Kevin came back!
"I Still have that weapon collection in my refridgerator," He said, holding a gun.
"Kevin NO!" I cried.
"Oh yeah?" Eddy said, getting up. "Well FUCK you Kevin!"
"Strong words to say to a guy with a gun in his hands," he said. "I can take a life, in fact… it wouldn't even be the first time ha ha!"
"Kevin, what are you saying?!" I gasped.
"I was in the army a few years ago," he said. "They trained me to kill people. So I did! I was their secret weapon... God bless America."
"Kevin, that must have been so hard!" I screamed.
"It was kind of," kevin sighed. He started crying. "I break down whenever I relive those memories… the millions of suffering children, dying as I killed them!"
"Kevin, I don't even care about your stupid army," Eddy said. "Because… because I have a secret weapon, too!"
Kevin and I gasped, then looked at eachother. His crimson eyes reflected my delicate face, and I was reminded of our intense love for each other.