Follow/Fav Love Lessons
By: The Path of Supreme Conquest
Sesshomaru is a high school senior who needs a little help finding his intended before he goes off to college. He meets the perfect person to guide him, only she loves to push his buttons. Well, it's either her or his Father, who's being fed speeches by 2 insane women who crave grandchildren. A story told in 100 word drabbles.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Humor - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Chapters: 400 - Words: 52,847 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Status: Complete - id: 8946586
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< Prev 1. The talk 2. Under control 3. Not under control 4. What is needed 5. The perfect person 6. Predator & prey 7. Confrontation 8. Explanation & reception 9. Kagome's thoughts 10. Conditions 11. Condition 1 12. Condition 2 13. The third condition 14. Sob Story 15. The deal is set 16. Sesshomaru at home 17. Pep talk me 18. Who wants to be a Grandma? 19. Intrigued 20. Meet me at WacDonald's! 21. Sesshomaru's doom & pep talks 22. Sesshomaru's going out? Really? 23. Enter WacDonald's 24. Sesshomaru's opinion 25. Introduction to Lesson One 26. Lesson One 27. Lesson One - Part Two 28. Lesson One - Part Three 29. Do you know the meaning of lesson? 30. Lunch and the rules of friendship 31. Traumatic experiences 32. Walk a girl home, will you? 33. See you! 34. An inu's nose 35. Disturbing the peace 36. A projection 37. No one rushes anymore 38. Nausea 39. Poor Sesshomaru 40. Mother dear 41. His response & retreat 42. An unexpected call 43. School directory stalking 44. Let's meet up 45. Avoidance 46. At the mall 47. Patience & Jakotsu 48. Sesshomaru! Volunteer 49. The apocalypse 50. To quit while she's ahead? 51. A hunch 52. Can do, can't do 53. Torture me in women's clothing! 54. Failure 55. Not a total failure 56. A total failure 57. Start fresh, tomorrow 58. Retreating realizations 59. What a day, girl, imp! 60. Big kid 61. A new perspective on patience 62. Kids 63. Banned 64. Let's come back to this 65. Examples of friendship: talk to me 66. Cell phone call 67. Poke 68. Patience 69. Kagura 70. That's harsh 71. Grounding Sesshomaru? Please! 72. Mothers' thoughts 73. Relating the experience 74. The vow 75. Relating the experience, new POV 76. Disappointment & disappointing friends 77. The number one leading cause of divorce 78. Testing her patience 79. Hidden homicidal tendencies 80. Absolute zero -patience that is 81. Wake up call & simulation 82. Wake up call & sugar 83. Wake up call & screening 84. The question 85. The (non) answer 86. She skipped a grade, how? 87. Method 2-not stimulation 88. Staring & eyebrows 89. Harder than first believed 90. Wake up call & dreams 91. The checklist 92. Projection date 93. Gazillion and the lesson plan 94. Phone call, pride issues & an emergency 95. RIP 96. Sesshomaru's thoughts 97. A relationship with Kagome 98. Jakotsu 99. Determination to help 100. A weekend rendezvous 101. On a whim 102. Encouragement & depth 103. Wanted-a cheerful spirit 104. Kagome's family 105. Walk interrupted 106. Picking her battles 107. Why couldn't I join in? 108. Miko Kagome! 109. Sadistic implications 110. Suicide 111. Practicing archery 112. I'm here, why? 113. Friends 114. Am I dead yet? 115. Patience & Forgiveness 116. Definitely Suicidal 117. Always 118. Wake up call & lunch 119. Block her 120. An ill-timed call 121. A father's suggestion, a mother's demand 122. The gleam and the cut off stream 123. Silence & a glower 124. Snickerdoodles 125. Sugar cookies 126. The stalker's acceptance 127. Waiting 128. Amusement 129. Chaos 130. Fate 131. A failed attempt at vengeance 132. Introductions 133. The sad & surprising truth 134. The phone call 135. Witnessing suicide 136. A higher calling 137. Hero-worship 138. Ineptitude (at keeping secrets) 139. Disembowelment 140. Goodbye 141. An easy target, a different predator 142. A proud father 143. A girlfriend & a plan 144. Jealousy & defensiveness 145. Moving on a 2nd time 146. Invitation 147. Please shop with me 148. We'll meet later 149. Red & white 150. Nervousness 151. In an instant 152. Somewhere else 153. An idiot & character judging 154. Eat a little something! 155. An announcement 156. Growling & not losing control 157. Did you get a good view under that skirt 158. Another announcement 159. Mother dearest and father 160. Are they an old married couple yet? 161. Vague & pitiful explanations 162. Nefarious plots 163. A WacDonald's interlude 164. Lesson 4 introduction 165. Successful (sort of) 166. Lesson 5 & 5 weeks 167. A phone call & another flaw 168. Support & sympathy 169. Wandering minds & no direction 170. Jealousy? Unacceptable 171. A blow to the pride & information 172. Full & complete explanations 173. Field work 174. Hypothetical situation 175. Another attempt, another failure 176. Creeper alert! 177. Honorary graduation! 178. Developing feelings 179. Multitasking & preparation 180. Wake up call & home number 181. Continued wake up call & bargains 182. 9-tailed mischief 183. Help me, Momma 184. Tsukimaru & Kagome equals trouble 185. Prepare 186. A circuit 187. Who made the cut? 188. Bad feelings 189. Tomorrow 190. Freeze and sniff 191. Uh-oh! 192. Capture accomplished 193. Disbelief & a call for help 194. Hysteria 195. An approach & an apology 196. Onigumo, of course 197. Off topic 198. Bad 199. Just kill him, the secret sadistic side 200. The advantages of friendship 201. Beautiful grandchildren 202. Trouble in a question 203. Why don't you ask her? She's hot! 204. Easier said than done 205. Another friend? Maybe 206. Blame & a phone call 207. Good diversion tactics 208. Phone-number exchange 209. A date 210. Jealousy equals a catatonic state 211. Congratulatory cake 212. Good news! 213. Goodbye, Platonic 214. Fretting 215. Attraction 216. Behave yourself 217. Sara 218. Toran 219. Cat, panther & aesthetics 220. Contingency 221. Reservations 222. Spying 223. Migraine 224. Bad coping tactics 225. Contemplation 226. More spies 227. Incriminating evidence 228. Worst Date Ever 229. Good qualities? 230. Uno! Wild card 231. Favors 232. Lesson three 233. Cats 234. 1-800-HANDYMAN 235. Talking to Toran 236. Kidnapping 237. Captors 238. Making a call 239. Godchildren & happiness 240. Another phone call 241. Grounded 242. Indulging his sadistic side 243. His son 244. I want to take a bath 245. Stress relief 246. Breaking the news 247. Unnecessary back up 248. Amusement & entrancement 249. Persuasion tactics 250. Complications 251. Friend-thing 252. It'd be a sister-in-law thing 253. Not weird at all, sort of -I think 254. Enthusiasm 255. Real date 256. Next weekend 257. Hanging out 258. Early morning suspicions 259. She has no limits 260. Answering the phone 261. Can't say no 262. Drugged 263. Going out 264. Stains 265. Mix & match 266. Deadline 267. Good talk 268. Problematic 269. Temptation & weakness 270. Fluffy 271. Another date 272. Monkey wrench 273. He'll die either way 274. Let's wing it 275. Misplaced third wheel 276. Lies, lies, lies, yeah! 277. A girl 278. Expectations 279. Persuasion 280. Acting like Inuyasha 281. Slip-up 282. Difficult 283. Regret 284. Relieved, exasperated, & disgusted 285. Relationship status & the friend card 286. Stubborn 287. Weakness 288. Subtlety & the right thing to say 289. Doki 290. She's his, not his 291. Only one person is perfect 292. Sanity 293. Temper tantrums 294. Temper, temper darling 295. Masochism 296. Magnetic attraction 297. No need to worry 298. Unspoken death threats 299. Oblivious 300. There's a will, so there's a way 301. Contradictions 302. The hypocritical fool 303. Optimistic 304. Pleasant feelings 305. Girlfriend, Boyfriend 306. Involvement 307. Helpful 308. Hate 309. Setting the record straight 310. Sentiment 311. Depressed 312. Soft, warm & captivating 313. I think, maybe 314. Into the abyss 315. Running errands 316. Defensive 317. Walking her home 318. Goodnight 319. Safe or sorry? 320. Betrayed (slightly cliche) 321. I'm not dead, but I'm close & calling 322. Someone's going to die 323. Thoughts 324. Friend in need 325. Explanation 326. Lucky dog 327. Something to be done 328. Now whose screening calls? 329. Well(come) cameo 330. The reason(s) 331. Caustic 332. Ridiculous & pathetic & thank-you 333. Recovery Rd 334. Love, not patience 335. Cooking for the cultural festival 336. The opposite of altruistic 337. If you love someone, let them go 338. Symptoms 339. For granted 340. Extending an invitation 341. Hojo-cameo 342. Falling 343. Clumsy 344. Sophisticated conversation 345. Bold suggestion 346. Realizations 347. Problem 348. She might be in love 349. The truth will set you free 350. Cultural festival 351. Radiance 352. Watching her 353. Watching him, watching her 354. Abuse 355. Telling Tsukimaru 356. Make a promise 357. The Abyss 358. Pain 359. His answer 360. Wake up call & a false alarm 361. Ever approaching deadline 362. Why can't he just? 363. Contemplating the question 364. Face off 365. Circulated 366. Manipulation 367. Diplomas 368. To Tokyo U 369. Confessing 370. To Kyoto U 371. Separating 372. Meeting 373. Extension & advice 374. Support 375. End of school 376. Confessing (again) 377. To Todai, too 378. Reasoning 379. The waiting game 380. Listen 381. The actual confession 382. Kagome's reaction 383. Another lesson 384. The bitter sting of rejection 385. Sensitive 386. Kagome's confession 387. Happy 388. Necessity 389. Telling 390. Epilogue-ish: Goodnight 391. Extra scene 1-He could be a teacher 392. Extra scene 2-Nightmare 393. Extra scene 3-Setting up the deal 394. Extra scene 4-Conditional secret keeper 395. Extra scene 5-Dress shopping 396. Extra scene 6-Grounded 397. Extra scene 7-Revenge, incomplete 398. Extra scene 8-Ring shopping 399. Extra scene 9-Telling Jakotsu 400. Extra scene 10-He changed his mind Next >
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When Kagome finally got over Sesshomaru's comments, she grabbed her binder from off of the floor and slapped it down onto the table.
Leaning forward, she began her introduction.
"I've decided on the best way to get our objective done. In order to find your future mate and have you fall in love-even if love isn't your goal," she added before he could interject, "I need to teach you about women and how to deal with them. Forgive me for saying, but you seem rather incompetent with dealing with the girls in class."
Sesshomaru didn't speak; her words were true.
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Poor Sesshomaru.
T.N.T!
< Prev 1. The talk 2. Under control 3. Not under control 4. What is needed 5. The perfect person 6. Predator & prey 7. Confrontation 8. Explanation & reception 9. Kagome's thoughts 10. Conditions 11. Condition 1 12. Condition 2 13. The third condition 14. Sob Story 15. The deal is set 16. Sesshomaru at home 17. Pep talk me 18. Who wants to be a Grandma? 19. Intrigued 20. Meet me at WacDonald's! 21. Sesshomaru's doom & pep talks 22. Sesshomaru's going out? Really? 23. Enter WacDonald's 24. Sesshomaru's opinion 25. Introduction to Lesson One 26. Lesson One 27. Lesson One - Part Two 28. Lesson One - Part Three 29. Do you know the meaning of lesson? 30. Lunch and the rules of friendship 31. Traumatic experiences 32. Walk a girl home, will you? 33. See you! 34. An inu's nose 35. Disturbing the peace 36. A projection 37. No one rushes anymore 38. Nausea 39. Poor Sesshomaru 40. Mother dear 41. His response & retreat 42. An unexpected call 43. School directory stalking 44. Let's meet up 45. Avoidance 46. At the mall 47. Patience & Jakotsu 48. Sesshomaru! Volunteer 49. The apocalypse 50. To quit while she's ahead? 51. A hunch 52. Can do, can't do 53. Torture me in women's clothing! 54. Failure 55. Not a total failure 56. A total failure 57. Start fresh, tomorrow 58. Retreating realizations 59. What a day, girl, imp! 60. Big kid 61. A new perspective on patience 62. Kids 63. Banned 64. Let's come back to this 65. Examples of friendship: talk to me 66. Cell phone call 67. Poke 68. Patience 69. Kagura 70. That's harsh 71. Grounding Sesshomaru? Please! 72. Mothers' thoughts 73. Relating the experience 74. The vow 75. Relating the experience, new POV 76. Disappointment & disappointing friends 77. The number one leading cause of divorce 78. Testing her patience 79. Hidden homicidal tendencies 80. Absolute zero -patience that is 81. Wake up call & simulation 82. Wake up call & sugar 83. Wake up call & screening 84. The question 85. The (non) answer 86. She skipped a grade, how? 87. Method 2-not stimulation 88. Staring & eyebrows 89. Harder than first believed 90. Wake up call & dreams 91. The checklist 92. Projection date 93. Gazillion and the lesson plan 94. Phone call, pride issues & an emergency 95. RIP 96. Sesshomaru's thoughts 97. A relationship with Kagome 98. Jakotsu 99. Determination to help 100. A weekend rendezvous 101. On a whim 102. Encouragement & depth 103. Wanted-a cheerful spirit 104. Kagome's family 105. Walk interrupted 106. Picking her battles 107. Why couldn't I join in? 108. Miko Kagome! 109. Sadistic implications 110. Suicide 111. Practicing archery 112. I'm here, why? 113. Friends 114. Am I dead yet? 115. Patience & Forgiveness 116. Definitely Suicidal 117. Always 118. Wake up call & lunch 119. Block her 120. An ill-timed call 121. A father's suggestion, a mother's demand 122. The gleam and the cut off stream 123. Silence & a glower 124. Snickerdoodles 125. Sugar cookies 126. The stalker's acceptance 127. Waiting 128. Amusement 129. Chaos 130. Fate 131. A failed attempt at vengeance 132. Introductions 133. The sad & surprising truth 134. The phone call 135. Witnessing suicide 136. A higher calling 137. Hero-worship 138. Ineptitude (at keeping secrets) 139. Disembowelment 140. Goodbye 141. An easy target, a different predator 142. A proud father 143. A girlfriend & a plan 144. Jealousy & defensiveness 145. Moving on a 2nd time 146. Invitation 147. Please shop with me 148. We'll meet later 149. Red & white 150. Nervousness 151. In an instant 152. Somewhere else 153. An idiot & character judging 154. Eat a little something! 155. An announcement 156. Growling & not losing control 157. Did you get a good view under that skirt 158. Another announcement 159. Mother dearest and father 160. Are they an old married couple yet? 161. Vague & pitiful explanations 162. Nefarious plots 163. A WacDonald's interlude 164. Lesson 4 introduction 165. Successful (sort of) 166. Lesson 5 & 5 weeks 167. A phone call & another flaw 168. Support & sympathy 169. Wandering minds & no direction 170. Jealousy? Unacceptable 171. A blow to the pride & information 172. Full & complete explanations 173. Field work 174. Hypothetical situation 175. Another attempt, another failure 176. Creeper alert! 177. Honorary graduation! 178. Developing feelings 179. Multitasking & preparation 180. Wake up call & home number 181. Continued wake up call & bargains 182. 9-tailed mischief 183. Help me, Momma 184. Tsukimaru & Kagome equals trouble 185. Prepare 186. A circuit 187. Who made the cut? 188. Bad feelings 189. Tomorrow 190. Freeze and sniff 191. Uh-oh! 192. Capture accomplished 193. Disbelief & a call for help 194. Hysteria 195. An approach & an apology 196. Onigumo, of course 197. Off topic 198. Bad 199. Just kill him, the secret sadistic side 200. The advantages of friendship 201. Beautiful grandchildren 202. Trouble in a question 203. Why don't you ask her? She's hot! 204. Easier said than done 205. Another friend? Maybe 206. Blame & a phone call 207. Good diversion tactics 208. Phone-number exchange 209. A date 210. Jealousy equals a catatonic state 211. Congratulatory cake 212. Good news! 213. Goodbye, Platonic 214. Fretting 215. Attraction 216. Behave yourself 217. Sara 218. Toran 219. Cat, panther & aesthetics 220. Contingency 221. Reservations 222. Spying 223. Migraine 224. Bad coping tactics 225. Contemplation 226. More spies 227. Incriminating evidence 228. Worst Date Ever 229. Good qualities? 230. Uno! Wild card 231. Favors 232. Lesson three 233. Cats 234. 1-800-HANDYMAN 235. Talking to Toran 236. Kidnapping 237. Captors 238. Making a call 239. Godchildren & happiness 240. Another phone call 241. Grounded 242. Indulging his sadistic side 243. His son 244. I want to take a bath 245. Stress relief 246. Breaking the news 247. Unnecessary back up 248. Amusement & entrancement 249. Persuasion tactics 250. Complications 251. Friend-thing 252. It'd be a sister-in-law thing 253. Not weird at all, sort of -I think 254. Enthusiasm 255. Real date 256. Next weekend 257. Hanging out 258. Early morning suspicions 259. She has no limits 260. Answering the phone 261. Can't say no 262. Drugged 263. Going out 264. Stains 265. Mix & match 266. Deadline 267. Good talk 268. Problematic 269. Temptation & weakness 270. Fluffy 271. Another date 272. Monkey wrench 273. He'll die either way 274. Let's wing it 275. Misplaced third wheel 276. Lies, lies, lies, yeah! 277. A girl 278. Expectations 279. Persuasion 280. Acting like Inuyasha 281. Slip-up 282. Difficult 283. Regret 284. Relieved, exasperated, & disgusted 285. Relationship status & the friend card 286. Stubborn 287. Weakness 288. Subtlety & the right thing to say 289. Doki 290. She's his, not his 291. Only one person is perfect 292. Sanity 293. Temper tantrums 294. Temper, temper darling 295. Masochism 296. Magnetic attraction 297. No need to worry 298. Unspoken death threats 299. Oblivious 300. There's a will, so there's a way 301. Contradictions 302. The hypocritical fool 303. Optimistic 304. Pleasant feelings 305. Girlfriend, Boyfriend 306. Involvement 307. Helpful 308. Hate 309. Setting the record straight 310. Sentiment 311. Depressed 312. Soft, warm & captivating 313. I think, maybe 314. Into the abyss 315. Running errands 316. Defensive 317. Walking her home 318. Goodnight 319. Safe or sorry? 320. Betrayed (slightly cliche) 321. I'm not dead, but I'm close & calling 322. Someone's going to die 323. Thoughts 324. Friend in need 325. Explanation 326. Lucky dog 327. Something to be done 328. Now whose screening calls? 329. Well(come) cameo 330. The reason(s) 331. Caustic 332. Ridiculous & pathetic & thank-you 333. Recovery Rd 334. Love, not patience 335. Cooking for the cultural festival 336. The opposite of altruistic 337. If you love someone, let them go 338. Symptoms 339. For granted 340. Extending an invitation 341. Hojo-cameo 342. Falling 343. Clumsy 344. Sophisticated conversation 345. Bold suggestion 346. Realizations 347. Problem 348. She might be in love 349. The truth will set you free 350. Cultural festival 351. Radiance 352. Watching her 353. Watching him, watching her 354. Abuse 355. Telling Tsukimaru 356. Make a promise 357. The Abyss 358. Pain 359. His answer 360. Wake up call & a false alarm 361. Ever approaching deadline 362. Why can't he just? 363. Contemplating the question 364. Face off 365. Circulated 366. Manipulation 367. Diplomas 368. To Tokyo U 369. Confessing 370. To Kyoto U 371. Separating 372. Meeting 373. Extension & advice 374. Support 375. End of school 376. Confessing (again) 377. To Todai, too 378. Reasoning 379. The waiting game 380. Listen 381. The actual confession 382. Kagome's reaction 383. Another lesson 384. The bitter sting of rejection 385. Sensitive 386. Kagome's confession 387. Happy 388. Necessity 389. Telling 390. Epilogue-ish: Goodnight 391. Extra scene 1-He could be a teacher 392. Extra scene 2-Nightmare 393. Extra scene 3-Setting up the deal 394. Extra scene 4-Conditional secret keeper 395. Extra scene 5-Dress shopping 396. Extra scene 6-Grounded 397. Extra scene 7-Revenge, incomplete 398. Extra scene 8-Ring shopping 399. Extra scene 9-Telling Jakotsu 400. Extra scene 10-He changed his mind Next >
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