Ari nodded, thoughtfully. She was working on getting a new spellchecker, but her dialup Internet meant that would be quite a long wait, if it would ever grant her the gift of a spellchecker. (13 hours and it canceled itself after 3.)
"Come on, Ari, while you're waiting for that spellchecker, let's just go ahead and do the next Whose Line." Hiei frowned.
"Okay." Ari nodded.

"Hello everyone, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway, our cast today is..." Ari started.
"Loves Ari's tofu block pet named Larry... Yusuke Urameshi!" Yusuke glared at her.
"What...? Everyone else was doin' it...! Kazuma Kuwabara." Kuwabara waved.
"No matter how you see it, sausage is NOT the food of the gods... Shuichi "Kurama" Minamino!" Kurama smiled, waving at everyone.
"If you don't get caught, everything is legal!...Hiei Jaganshi!" Hiei crossed his arms.
"I'm your host Ariana Miyuki, and how this game works is I read these cards, and they act stuff up randomly! Yay!" Ari clapped, being her usually vibrant self. "Okay. I then assign points when I remember that I'm supposed to. The points do nothing at all, so I often forget. I don't even usually have a winner anymore. But this time I will. And a hoedown. Anyway, the points do nothing, like getting 2nd place on America's Funniest Home Videos." Ari nodded. "You don't win, so you go home with nothing. First game up is a BRAND NEW one, called Quiz Show. For everyone."
"How do you play this one, Ari?" Kurama asked, going onstage.
"Easy. "Ari nodded, sitting back in her chair. "Kurama, you host. You ask them questions based on whatever quiz show we choose. And then they call out 'answers' to your questions. Simple. We need a name for the Quiz Show."
"Rando-Quizo?" Someone called.
"Whose Fart Is This?" A girl laughed.
"What Accent Am I?" Another person shouted.
"What Accent Am I!" Ari called out. "Okay.. go."

"Hello, everyone, and welcome to What Accent Am I?, the guests today are..." Kurama gestured to Hiei to speak.
"...Southern Comfort from Mississippi..." (Miss'ipi... Who DOESN'T pronounce it that way?) Hiei drawled, wincing painfully.
"Brian East, from California, dude." Yusuke grinned, doing gang signs. "Rock out!"
"Randy Smith..." Kuwabara sniffed loudly, pushing up invisible glasses, talking in his nasally accent.
"Excellent. Today, our first accent is this..." Kurama read it from the 'paper'. "I don't got no reason, cuz..."
Yusuke 'buzzed'. "Like... purple, bro."
"That is correct. Purple IS the answer. That puts Mr. East in the lead..." Kurama nodded.
"Dude, Mr. East is my father." Yusuke shook his head, interrupting. "Call me Brian."
"Brian is in the lead. Next question." Kurama read out, "Which accent is this word from? Wanker."
Kuwabara hit it, saying proudly, "Obviously Chinese."
"That is correct." Kurama nodded. "Chinese was the answer. Next question. Lightning round. The word, or phrase is, Toad-In-The-Hole. Which accent?"
"CHEESE!!!" Hiei slurred, smacking an invisible buzzer.
"Hmm. I don't know about that one. Let's ask our judges." Kurama turned to Ari.
"...Cheese. The correct answer was Provolone... Let's go ahead and give him that one." Ari nodded.
"Okay. Next question. Name a famous accent." Kurama looked up. Kuwabara hit it.
"Buenos noches!" Kuwabara cried.
"Excellent. And extra points for saying it in Latin." Kurama nodded. "Randy is our winner of today's episode of What Accent Am I! Check in for our next episode!"

Ari buzzed them out. "Excellent. Lots of points to Hiei, for CHEESE. 100 points to Kuwabara for his obviously Chinese. Next game is Scenes from a Hat. First scene is... What Yusuke and Kayko do when they're alone."
Kuwabara motioned Kurama up.
They looked left, and then right. "We're alone." Kuwabara nodded.
"You ready?" Kurama asked. Kuwabara nodded again. Kurama mockslapped him.
Ari buzzed them out.
They went back to their seats, and there was silence.
"Okay... Next slip." Ari drew another one. "Bad Choices To Make When A Genie Grants You Three Wishes..."
"I want a puppy!" Yusuke clapped his hands. "And a kitty, and a horse!"
"I want a harem of women!" Kuwabara clapped his hands.
Hiei immediately stepped up behind Kuwabara, "And now I wish Kuwabara was gay."
"That's cold, Hiei." Kuwabara glared at him. Ari buzzed them out.
"Next slip, Strange 800 numbers." Ari read.
"1-800-180-0180?" Yusuke blinked. ("1800 1800 180.")
"1-800-UGL-OMPD." Kuwabara blinked at it. ("U GLOMPD")
"1-800-URP-WNED." Kurama said, thoughtfully. ("U R PWNED!")
"1-800-j00-RDED." Hiei grinned. ("J00 R DED." "You are dead.")
"Next slip," Ari pulled out another one. "Things you don't think to hear from Yusuke."
"So, then, when I was playing tennis, I totally spazzed on the backhand. It was like, all over the place." Kurama sighed. Ari buzzed him.
"Do these pants make my butt look big?" Kuwabara frowned.
"High heels?...or stilettos?" Hiei asked, lifting one, then the other in the air. Ari laughed.
"Next slip, Questions that didn't make it onto the IQ test." Ari read.
"If it was a fight to the death between Chuck Norris and Jet Li, who would win?" Kuwabara held the paper out, reading it. "Describe your answer in detail with lots of facts and references."
"Describe the Universe using the words apple, pink, and sausage." Yusuke read. Ari buzzed them out.

"Next game is... Secrets. The people are Hiei and Kurama. They are two teenagers, and they are going out to meet some chicks, but Kurama discovers Hiei's hiding a secret somewhere. We arrive about 20 seconds before the secrets discovered... Go."

"So, you ready to hit up the local clubs?" Kurama asked Hiei.
"I told you the best women were at the park." Hiei complained, crossing his arms.
"How do you know that?" Kurama blinked.
"I just do." Hiei frowned, getting defensive.
Kurama frowned, heading to the car.
"Wait, you can't...!" Hiei yelled, but Kurama had opened the door. Kurama gasped, looking down. He reached out and picked something up, slowly.
"... What do you do with binoculars?" Kurama asked, suspiciously. "Is THIS how you know where the good women are?"
Hiei kicked lightly at the ground. "...maybe..."
"This is stalker-...ism..." Kurama frowned. Awkward word.
"But it works. You see the women I lead us to..." Hiei said, defensively.
"Yeah, I saw her. Purple hair, golden eyes, and a total nutcase. Sure, she was kind of pretty, but she's insane!" Kurama defended.
"Who cares? We're not out for life!" Hiei said, defensively.
Kurama sighed. "Fine. To the park."
Hiei got in the car, and Ari buzzed them out.

"Insane, huh?" Ari glared at Kurama. "For that, you get NO points. Hiei, you don't get any either. Next game. Whose Line. For Kurama and Yusuke."
They were given their slips, and got in the center of the stage. "You're walking to school." Ari nodded. "Okay... go!"
"...so, she looks me square in the eye, and tells me," Yusuke pulled a slip. "Your hair's on fire!!!"
"That sucks. You poured your heart out to her, and she tells you that your hair's on fire." Kurama smiled. "At least it's better than that time that one girl told me," He pulled a slip, "I have a corndog field in my backyard!"
"Wow! I didn't know those were growable!" Yusuke blinked.
"You know, I didn't know either." Kurama agreed. "I would love to see that."
"Like cattails?" Yusuke frowned.
"I'd guess..." Kurama seemed thoughtful.
"You know, a year or so ago, I was told," Yusuke pulled a slip. "Guns don't kill people... it's those little holes."
Kurama blinked. Then, he rolled with it. "Yeah, absolutely." He pulled a slip, just to get it over with. "They say, Two rights don't make a wrong, but three rights make a left!"
Yusuke turned, then turned, then turned again. "Wow, that actually works!" He blinked. He pulled a slip, "Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster."
Kurama blinked. "Genius." He turned to Ari. "Do you have more of these slips?"
"What about the scene??" Ari blinked.
"What scene?" Yusuke blinked.
"Oh." Kurama looked down at the slip. "Well, we're done."
Ari buzzed them out, with a sigh.

"I loved the quotes, but your performance was lacking," She glared. "Well, next is a hoedown about Pants. Yes. Pants."
Everyone sweatdropped.
"I will be in it." Ari looked around. "Kurama, you win today's game." They switched out.
"Okay. Time to begin the hoedown about Pants."

The cheezy hoedown music started in the background, and everyone started... hoedowning?... Hiei stepped forward.
"Yes, I wear pants, I mean, what can I say?
I put them on, and I wear them every single day.
All my friends wear them, and they look pretty nice,
Except for Kurama, when the fans give him a kiss,
Just because they love his special brand of fan service!"

Ari clapped, delighted. Kurama sweatdropped at the fans whistling. Yusuke stepped forward.
"Yes, I love to wear my pants, they are so stylish,
I have some in blue colors, and even some with fish.
The girls, they compliment me, it is really great,
Especially on lonely nights, I lose them around eight..."

Kuwabara shook his head.
"I really love new pants, they're super duper sweet,
Buying a brand new pair, is a really special treat!
I'm really careful with my drive for new pants,
I fight off my latest enemy, who uses a lance,
While trying out the latest craze, the awesome Inflato-pants!"

Ari smiled, broadly. Her turn! Yay!
"I don't wear pants often, I prefer a skirt,
Although the kind I like, renders most boys inert...
Staring really hard, watching me very often...
But if they get too near... If they get too close,
My boyfriend whips around, and turns them into toast!"

"That's all for tonight!" Ari took a bow. "Good night!!"