Tangora: NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRR!
Sara: You need a life.
Tangora: I have one... we don't own anything but ourselves.
Spain, Dusty forgotten road
Leon's POV
So... the day they assign me the job to protect the presidents family is the day before the president's daughter gets kidnapped. Thats the real reason I'm in this lonely and rural part of Europe.
"Kennedy, stop thinking stupid thoughts for one sec and tell this asshole that Wesker could so kick his ass!" Chris says pointing at Kevin beside him. Kevin rolled his eyes.
I ignored them and continued looking out the window at the dull scenery. We had pulled to a stop as one of the officers got out to piss.
"So, who are you three really?" the driver asked. I heard Chris stifle a chuckle and Kevin was getting annoyed so I answered.
"You know what this is about, our job is to rescue the President's daughter." I replied. The cop looked at me. "He had to send three of you? That doesn't seem right..." the cop responded.
"Well you two aren't gonna help us now are you?" Chris blurted out. The cop grew silent as the other one came back in. We came over a bridge and they stopped again after Kevin grew impatient and demanded they'd stop or he'd blow their fucking brains out.
So we got out and walked the rest of the way. Chris looked over at the truck that was blocking a path. "I wonder..." he trailed off. Kevin followed him.
"Well while you two idiots do what you have to, I'm gonna go see if anyone can help us." I said before walking to the door of a rickety home. I knocked on it but it opened on its own.
I slowly made my way in and around the corner to see an elderly man poking at the fire. "Uhm excuse me...sir?" I asked. He didn't answer. I shrugged and pulled out the picture of the President's daughter and walked forward.
"I was wondering if you've seen this girl." I asked him, showing him the picture. The man looked at me oddly and said, "Qué carajo haces aquí? Lárgate, cabrón!"
Woah, I have no clue as to what he said but damn, he was pretty pissed. "Okay, sorry to have bothered you." I say as I put the picture up. I was so wrapped up in my thoughts that I didn't notice him pick up an axe. When I looked up he swung at me.
I dodged away and got up aiming my gun. "FREEZE! I SAID FREEZE!" I demanded. But he kept coming. I glared and shot at him three times. He went down for the count. I heard a car start up next so I ran to look out the window to see Chris and Kevin running from a car and villagers heading my way.
"Shit." I muttered before running up the stairs.
I grabbed some ammo I found and jumped through the window and rolled onto my feet. Chris and Kevin were back and had already killed the villagers.
"Well that was a waste of a jump..." I replied. They smirked and we ran towards the Pueblo area.
The Pueblo
Clarie's POV
I took a step into the Pueblo area and took a deep breath. "Ahhh, nothing like the smell of evil and a burning corpse on fire. Lesee, if my memory serves me correctly, Leon and the others should be coming soon...such ashame I can't see them, so this is gonna hurt me real bad...I miss Leon and Chris." I said to myself.
I flipped through some files before a loud spanish swearing frenzy was formed. I looked up to see a villager point at Leon and company screaming, "Get them!" in Spanish.
I looked at Leon wide-eyed. God, he's hotter than I remember! I shook my head and focused back on the situation.
"Go time!" I said as I smirked and back-kicked a ganado that tried sneaking up behind me. Two more ran at me with their pitchforks and sythes raised. One behind me and another infront.
They came running and brought their weapons down on me but I rolled out of the way and onto my feet causing them to slice eachother's heads clean off.
"Hehe, that's killin' 2 birds with 1 stone." I said as I made my way past a few homes. I had to avoid the others at any cost, though I don't know why, guess I think it's cool. I just want my appearance to special and all.
While I was thinking, a lady ganado shrieked and charged at me with a knife. I grabbed one of her hands and the one with the knife and tossed her over my shoulder, slamming her into an approaching ganado.
I could hear gunshots and grunts echoing through the village and now the sound of a chainsaw.
"Oh crap, forgot about the chainsaw massacre for a moment...aw dammit to hell..." I said as I pulled out my Red9. I stopped.
Damn, if I shoot they'll find me...
I put my gun away and felt arms wrap around me from behind.I stomped on the villager's foot, elbowed him in the stomach and once he hunched over I brought my elbow down his neck making his neck and spine snap. I peeked around a cabin to see my brother was backed in one corner from the villagers, punching each one that came closer to him.
Kevin was in another as he elbowed a few and shot at them. Leon was in the center, shooting at the oncoming villagers but they just kept coming.
"Dammit! I never played Seperate Ways! How the hell do I save them?" I asked myself. Oh yeah, I remember now, thanks to watching Sara's gameplay I know what do...
I ran into that one house where Leon would have to break the lock on the door. I pushed the desk against the door so no one bother me, since they were already ganging up on the others. Heh heh...
So I get into the locked door and grab a...mask? Where the...not important. Anyways I got those items and went back out. I brought out my shotgun and smirked. Thanks to Nick's Paranoia and all his weapons I managed to sneak some out with me. Now to wait for these bastards to break through so I can kill them and save Leon.
Once I got rid of the group after they took the door down I looked up to the roof. "I'm so gonna pull an Ada!" I said grappling up, uh the flip didn't come out quite right because the heel of my boot slipped and I fell on my back hard.
"Ouch..." I moaned getting up. I spotted the insignia key, took it and hopped off the roof. Leon,Chris,Kevin,you three better appreciate this...
I made it to the locked door with the insignia and went in. "HOLY COW! THE MERCHANT! What's up dude?" I asked.
"Welcome!" he says as he opens the let side of his coat. I looked through everything. "Hmm...okay I'll sell you this blacktail that I obviously stole from Nick and my ammo for it foooor...a TMP and a uh...bigger attache case." After that was done with I walked through the door, opened the hatch and hopped in.
I started to walk forward until I heard something drop down. I spun around and two damn ganados came towards me. "I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF AMMO PEOPLES!" I yelled while I round house kicked one into the other and stomped on their gut. I continued to walk but one grabbed my arm.
I stabbed the bastard in his right eye and left him to die after sheathing my weapon back in it's sheath strapped to my "COVERED" thigh. See, I believe in wearing comfy pants when I'm on a mission not slutty red dreses and heels!
So anywho I continue to run through the tunnel when I get to the end and villagers come through. "Ah shit." I curse before turning around to run away. Unfortunately there was another.
"Okay...I'm screwed." I replied. So did the only thing one could do. I bunched them into a corner and bombed their asses with a grenade! AHAHAHA! I'm such a genius. HEY LOOK A BAT!
So I make it up the ladder at the end and I was in the graveyard. A lady ganado, a fat one I might add, was there waiting. WAITING FOR ME TO STEP INTO MY DOOM. So anyway blast her head off, grabbed the ammo she left behind and ran ahead. Hope the boys are okay...
To avoid more boring and random shit I'm just gonna tell you that after nearly dying and getting a headache from solving the church puzzle the bell was rung and the men were hopefully saved. Now if you can excuse me it's about that time I go and pass out from exhaustion somewhere...
The Pueblo
Chris G's POV
When we had made it to the Pueblo Leon had told us to stay back while he looked around. He hid behind a tree and pulled out his hi-tech binoculars and looked around. So let's just skip the boring part and say Kevin sneezed and the villagers caught us.
We ran into a two story house where a chainsaw revved up. "Shit, chainsaw!" Me and Leon shouted. We ran up the stairs when we noticed something.
"HOLY CRAP WHERE'S KEVIN!" I ask. Leon shrugged. I sighed. "Always getting into trouble Ryman!" I said jumping out of a window. Leon ran to it with his new shotgun. "CHRIS WAIT!" He shouted.
I saw Kevin being ganged up as the other's ganged on me too. Leon came out and was shooting at villagers and at the chainsaw guy. I managed to get away from the crowd over me and ran to help Kevin since I knew Leon could handle this. He had his back facing me and was shooting at his crowd. One approached him with an axe. I blasted his head open.
Kevin turned around and looked at me. "Thanks Verdiguel!" he says. I nod and we both run to help Leon. But when Dr. Salvador raised his chainsaw over him when he wasn't looking I shoved Leon aside.
"CHRIIIIIS!" was the last thing I heard Leon shout.
The next thing I knew it was a bright flash and I was being hurled out into an apartment. I shook my head and looked around. "WHAT THE HELL? I DIE AND I'M BACK IN SARA'S APARTMENT IN THE REAL WORLD?" I ask. Then a thought struck me. Wait doesn't Sara have a...
A loud growl was made and I slowly turned around. Oh shit...there stood her doberman, foaming at the mouth with red beedy eyes.
"OH SHIT!" I say as I run out the door with it following.
The Pueblo
Sara's POV
Okay so here I am and I look like frigging Ada! Why is it that I can't go anywhere major without my clothes disappearing on me? As soon as this games over I'm burning this outfit and sending it back to hell.
I watched on a roof top as the guys made their way here, but I was very happy that Clarie wasn't alive to see her brother die. It would have crushed her. I wasn't looking anymore untill a villager yelled something in Spanish and threw something at me, most likely an axe. I then heard someone yell something.
"OH MY GOD! IS THAT ADA?" Kevin asked pointing towards me. Leon looked up and shrugged.
Shit...I tried to run but damn I really needed more practice running in four inch heels and I end up going for a short little trip to the ground. Just great. I look up and see Leon and Kevin running towards me.
Leon looked like he'd die from laughter until Kevin pushed him and glared. "Oh, heh, sorry uhm..heh heh, Are you okay Sara?" Leon asked trying to redeem himself.
"I'm fine." I said getting up. Then I saw the look on Kevin's face. "Is something wrong?"
"Redfield told us you were in Paris!" He said kind of pissed off.
"Leon what is he talking about?" I looked over at Leon confused beyond anything I've known before.
"Well Redfield said you were in Paris on a mission. He lied to us in otherwords. Chris G tried to tell us but..." Leon trailed off and looked back at the decapitated body. "Anyway...he lied to us."
"Well...hold on one minute, please." I didn't wait for them to say anything as I ran away from them feeling that oh so lovely feeling of being sick in the morning. I could hear someone running after me.
After seeing my meal from last night I look over at Kevin's shocked face. "Sara are you okay?"
I put on a fake smile. "Oh course. I just have to go now. Bye." I ran off before he could open his mouth.
Finding a spot I listened to them talk.
"Did you see what was wrong with her?" Leon asked Kevin.
"No she ran off before I could say anything." Kevin said a little down.
"Sorry to hear, but what was she doing? She looked like she was ready to blow chunks." he replied.
"I'm not sure but she's been action odd for a few months now...I could just be paranoid." Kevin says as he goes to check the door I was behind.
"A few months, sickness in the mornings, and odd behavior. If I didn't know any better I'd say she was--" Leon was cut off as a villager that was hiding grabbed him.
"Get...OFF!" He cried well kicking it's chin so far back it broke it's neck. "Now, what were you about to say?" Kevin asked him.
Leon picked up some left over ammo for his shotgun and looked at him. "Nothing. I forgot..." he said chuckling nervously before walking out of the pueblo.
Looking out the door I was greatful they didn't look in here...and that Leon forgot what he was talking about. If anyone was going to say anything it was me, but not here.
Graveyard
Nick's POV
So here I am in the boring graveyard of hell, sitting under a tree and cleaning my guns. A bolt-action rifle, a Red9, and a Striker. Life is good. But not cheap. I know I need a magnum for later, well I don't need one, I made it through the game just fine without one, but it'll make things easier. I know I don't have to be here, per se, but I can't just let my friends come here without backup. Sides, I think Hunk broke into my weapon cache and I know the merchant sells some dirt cheap.
"Raindrops keep falling on my head... something something something, and soon I will be dead, doo doo doo doo doo..." I sing to myself, bored as hell. A bullet rings past my head and hits the tree. I stare at the bullet for a second before realizing I should be running my ass off. I do so running behind said tree and breathing hard. The sound of that gunshot... I know that sound...
I hear footsteps coming up to me, footsteps that I've heard before. I know that pace, I know that gun, I know that person.
"Holy Crap!" I lift up my Striker and make sure its full of bullets before holding it at the ready position. I see a little rock or something fling my way to the ground. It blended in so perfectly, but I knew what it was, I knew that arc.
I jumped over the wooden logs and started running away, scrambling actually up the path to the church. I turned around and saw him. Wesker. Not Smith, no, this was the Wesker I know and play as. I also know that he is a very capable killer, especially with that Semi-Auto Rifle on his back.
Fighting fear, and common sense, I fire a shotgun shot at him knowing that this distance, at this man, and with my shakey aim, it'll be a futile attempt at best. It causes him to move a little bit, but he quickly grabs his rifle off his back and aims to put me in one of these graves.
'Come on, I've played as him, I know his faults' I convince myself. I duck down like a ganado, except I keep moving for the church as the rifle shot goes above my head and he changes his aim. I step aside quickly causing him to miss once more. I won't be lucky forever, and I'm still no where near the church.
I look up at it to get my bearings and see Clarie come out of it. Crap, now we're both gonna get shot.
"Hey Nic-" A bullet hole appeared on the door as it closed behind her. "What the hell!" she yelled jumping off the stoop and running for cover. I turned back at Wesker where he aimed and fired another shot, this one shooting in front of her, but still missing. I fired another striker shot at him then ducked behind the stone part of the gate as a bullet whizzed past.
"I THOUGHT HE WAS ONLY SUPPOSE TO BE IN MERCS?" Clarie cried. Another rock like object came soaring over the gate and landed inbetween us. Crap, he's going to get us both in the blast, this guy is GOOD! We both jump out of the way of the explosion and I fire another pointless shot at him then run towards the wooden plank area.
I look over at Clarie running behind the church before she disappears from my view.
The Farm
Kevin's POV
I followed Leon through the giant gate into a large farm place. Never been on a farm before, I could practically taste the smell of crap in the air. I never wanted to come back here again.
"Ah, it smells like something died!" I yelled at him shoving him aside and looking for somewhere to throw up. I found a well nearby and opened it up and saw...
"MAGGOTS!" They were everywhere, the whole water was practically maggots and blood. If I wasn't going to barf before, I was definately going to now. After I did my business Leon walked next to me and looked at the water, reeling back afterwards.
I was still a little quezy so I ducked into a little shack nearby and sat on a barrel. I would have to remember to burn my clothes when I get home. Lucky for me, there was a typewriter right next to me. Trying to get my mind off the world around me, I typed out a little message.
"Burn clothes when I get back." Perfect. I tucked the note away and walked outside where Leon shoved me back into the shack. "Hey, whats your problem!" I yelled shoving him back. He pussed me farther in and I saw why he was doing so. A bunch of villagers were coming up on us and they didn't look too friendly. In fact, they looked oddly familiar... just like those ones we were killing before.
Leon put his handgun away and lifted up his shotgun. Being I was behind the man with the bigger gun, I really couldn't do much but fling insults at the poor bastards as Leon blasted each time they got together. After all the booms disipated, I shoved past him over to the villagers disintigrating bodies.
"What the hell...?" Something fell out of a fat man's pocket right before he turned into... dirt I suppose. I felt through the dirt and picked up a small chest, about the size of my fist. "Hey Leon, what do you reckon's in here?" I asked opening it up. "Holy shit! Money!" Leon walked over and tried to take a look at the mini-chest of treasure I held.
"Hey let me see!" he said trying to grab it. "No, get your own!" I yelled back running away from him and tripping over a fence into an egg. "Great..." I got up and smeared the egg off my face and put the treasure away. I turned back at Leon stifling a laugh at me.
"Oh ha ha, very funny. Bitch," I mumbled spotting something shiney. I worked my way over to a piece of torn blue paper pinned on a tree and ripped it off.
15 Blue Medallions.
7 in the farm.. 8 in the cemetery.
For those of you who destroy more then 10 medallions, you will be
awarded.
"Hey Leon! Shoot that thing hanging up there will ya?" I ordered him and pointed at a blue medal thing hanging by a rope. Leon looked at it and yelled back, "Piss off!"
To wrap things up quickly, I ended up having to get all the medallions myself and then realizing there weren't 10 of them in the farm. Just my luck. While I was trying to get them all, we fell across a few interesting features here.
One was that I blow what remained of my lunch out when I saw a carrage full of bodies. Another was that Leon's an animal lover and tried to save a doggie from a villager he missed. I was beginning to get bored and leave when I spotted cow eating some... grass? I don't know, all I see is dirt and crap.
"Hey bessy! How are ya!" I yelled strutting up to it. Leon looked up from his captive dog to see what I was doing. I squated down and started poking the things side. "Come on... don't ignore me you fat ass... do something!" I yelled poking harder. The cow snorted and starting turning.
"Hooray!" I yelled lifting my hands in victory.Then the blasted thing slammed its foot into me and sent me flying back. Despite the pain in my gut, I could still hear Leon laughing his ass off. Then the dog he was holding came up to me as I looked up in the sky. It started barking at my face, hurting my ears, then decided to lick me.
I just layed there holding my chest.
--End of Chapter--
Tangora: (pulls out knife)
Clarie: And what in hell do you plan to do with that?
Tangora: (looks at Clarie)
Clarie: (glares) Try anything stupid and that knife will be used to remove something very precious to you.
Tangora: (throws the knife at a ganado behind Clarie)
Clarie: (turns around) Tangora...that was the camera man...
Tangora: And I don't give a rats ass (neckbreakers donut guy)
Clarie: YOU EVIL BASTARD! (takes a bite out of a donut)
Tangora: Review, I have a BAR! (kicks someones nuts)
Someone: My nuts! (picks up spilled nuts)
To be continued...