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I gaped and looked at my hand. I turned to look at Michelle. She too was gaping, as was everyone else. I cleared my throat

"Excuse me miss? Can you ring up the items in the dressing room please? Thank you" The sales lady ran like I was about to whoop her ass. She brought back the items and rang them up while a crowd slowly surrounded Creepy Hank's body which was covered in glass. The sales lady looked at the cash register on the floor.

"She'll be paying with a Debit card don't worry" Michelle came to my rescue. I gave the extremely frightened lady the debit card. She put the items (16) in 3 big bags and handed them to Michelle. I took the card (she recoiled of course) and thanked her. I grabbed Charlie's hand, who now had on her new converse, and we left. I briefly wondered how much money was in the card because that total had close to 5 digits on it.

"I can't believe you did that. Sookie would've never done that!" Michelle finally said as we walked past the now full on crowd. I kept walking with my head held high, holding Charlie's freezing hand tightly

"Okay first, that dude was a freaking pedophile, so I decked his ass. Second, I am Sookie" I said trying to hold Charlie still as we rode down the escalator.

"Godric's blood is doing you good baby girl"

"What are you talking about now?" I said grabbing one of the bags from her. People were still staring at us. It was really creeping me out now. I tugged on Charlie to move faster. We exited the mall into the foggy weather

"I don't really remember much of that day either, what with the seraphim trying to melt our brains and all, but after Pam gave me her blood, I ran to you. Your arm was so bad I could see your muscles and some bone, plus you had a gash on your head from hitting the floor. Eric was ready to kill himself so thank goodness Godric was calm. He gave you his blood, a good amount of it but you still didn't get up. Alcide and Roland tried to go after Charlie in wolf mode and that's the last I saw of them. Then we brought you to Eric's house and Godric tried to give you more of his blood. We knew you weren't dead because your arm and head were healing, but that didn't keep us from thinking you were. After a while you finally came to, only to confirm papa Godric's suspicions. And theeeen they found out about Charlie and here we are!" she said. We were halfway to a place I didn't know by the time she was done with her little monologue. I didn't even remember what it was I asked her

"Well thank you for the synopsis" I said, reaching over to adjust Charlie's head while she rested. I don't think she was even affected when I beat down Creepy Hank. I picked up my phone and after 5 minutes, figured out how to get to Messages.

Lover you had better be in my house, and if you're not, you'd better lie.

Aaah shadap. Who was he to text me this, I didn't even know him like that

"Where are we going anyway?" I asked

"To your house" she replied. I actually had a house?

Why would I lie? I'm going to my house

I replied fiercely. I checked the time 11:01 am. Buzz

Ah my Helmet head. Memory or no memory you are the same. No matter, I shall retrain you to be obedient. Prepare for punishment tonight.

Oh. Hell no.

"Now who the fuck does this guy think he is? Michelle, tell me who this Eric son of a bitch is to me right now" I demanded. She made a sharp left turn on to a place called Hummingbird Road

"Well that's a little complicated to explain potty-mouth" she said in a low voice.

"Listen, this vampire dad just said he was going to punish me, I have mixed feelings for a gorgeous gang dancing serial killer who might like me back, I think I've just adopted a fallen celestial being who might destroy the Earth, I possibly killed a pedophile, and I don't remember a fucking thing! The ice is thin!" I seethed. She stared at me

"Wow, the old Sookie would've never done that" if looks could kill, she would've combusted right then

"Okay okay sorry sheesh! I don't know what you called it when you remembered because you didn't even want to admit it to yourself, but from what I saw-" she stopped when we pulled up in a bumpy driveway. I gazed out the window. There was a huge house that looked like it was left back in time. It was just lovely. Like a true Southern house. Whatever that was. If someone would fix it up a little, it would really go a long way. I looked at Michelle

"That's really my house?" she nodded, her gaze fixed on something ahead. I looked in her direction. There was a large black car in the driveway with an H3 logo on the back. Suddenly I saw Michelle dashing towards it. I looked to my left. The car door was open. I looked ahead. The car doors for the H3 opened and a tall huskily attractive man came out. I knew without a doubt he had a great body judging from the biceps coming out of his grey sleeveless hoodie. He paired it with jeans and work boots. I was instantly intrigued by this man. Another man, also attractive but clean cut, came around the car and to the hot guy. Michelle squeeze them both. I watched while they exchanged words for a minute. Then they all turned to look in my direction. I flinched. What the hell? They continued to talk. I guessed it was my cue to come over there. I didn't want to go though. I turned around to see Charlie staring at me. I flinched again. What the hell!

"Sorry Sookie" she said. I sighed

"S'okay baby but I need you to do me a favor" I didn't know whether Michelle told those guys or not, but I wasn't taking any chances. She nodded

"Hide" that was all I said and she disappeared. Good. I got out of the car and hesitantly walked towards them, trying not to drag my feet because my heels kept digging into the cracks. When I got there (felt like walking to Kenya), they all looked at me

"Uh, hi. Sookie" I said like they didn't know who I was either. Maybe they didn't

"We know. I'm Alcide. Are you okay?" The tall hot husky guy said eying my now completely healed arm. Man he can chop down my tree any day. God how lame was that. I nodded

"Nothing but memory loss" I said smiling awkwardly. It was that feeling where someone comes up to you like 'Oh my gosh hey! Long time no see, I saved your life!' and you still have no idea who they are, but you don't want to say it because it'll be rude...It got quiet all of a sudden. The dreaded awkward quiet. Michelle was undoubtedly wondering where Charlie could've possibly disappeared off to. The other guy cleared his throat

"Yah, I'm Roland by the way. I'm sure you'll remember everything in no time. So let's go inside" the savior from the Heavens said. We followed him to the front door. They all stopped and looked at me. Oh yah. I took out the keys from my pocket and stared at them. Michelle took them and opened the door. We walked inside. It was just as pretty as the outside, but also needed a touchup.

"So this is where you live, and where I'm moving in." she gave me a tour of the house. Nothing looked familiar to me at all. There were pictures of strangers hanging on the walls. Frankly, it kind of looked like a museum and old person lived here at the same time. Wait

"We're roommates?" I asked flabbergasted. She nodded. Oh for the love of God. We went up the stairs and into a room.

"This is where you sleep" she said gesturing to different items like a flight attendant. I looked around. The place wasn't as nice as my room in Eric's house but eh.

"I'll leave you here to uh...marinate" Michelle said and left the room. Yes because I was a pork chop. I rolled my eyes and walked over to the window. I saw the two fancy cars outside and lots of trees about 50 feet away. It was a fairly nice view considering there was still fog. I looked around the room again. It was pretty cozy. I walked to the closet and opened the door. Well I was half expecting this

"You have a lot of stuff" I jumped 3 feet

"Fuck!" I covered my mouth. She started to laugh her cute little laugh

"Don't do that! This place is creepy enough" I whispered. There was a knock on the door. I pushed Charlie in the closet and closed it. I was glad she wasn't human or child abuse laws would intervene

"Come in" I said quickly straightening myself up. The husky hunk came in. I quickly fluffed my hair when he wasn't looking, glad I didn't take off the heeled booties

"Oh hey Alfie" I said leaning against the closet door cooly. He smiled a little

"No it's Alcide" he said closing the door behind him. I was about ready to impale myself from embarrassment when he cleared his throat

"You okay? We heard you shout something"

"Oh yah I'm fine. I just...stubbed my toe" I said

"But you're wearing closed toed shoes-"

"So how do I know you?" I asked quickly changing the subject. He looked around a little uncomfortably.

"Oh, we were your bodyguards. That's how we sort of met" I stared at him stupidly. I had bodyguards?

"What did I need guarding from?" he pondered for a couple of seconds while I discretely drooled over his biceps.

"It's kind of a long story that I shouldn't get into. Anyway, I'll be downstairs" he said opening the door

"Oh you can stay. I don't mind" I said taking a step forward a little too fast. Michelle was right. I was a whore. He slowly closed the door again. I gestured for him to sit on the chair that accompanied the desk. He did. Where was I going with this?

"So...you said you weremy bodyguard. What are you now?"

"I don't know. I think you said we were friends" he said. I continued to undress him with my eyes. Clearly I didn't like labeling relationships when I was amnesia-free. Nobody seems to know anything.

"What do youthink we are...or should be?" he looked surprised at first, but then settled into a distracting expression. You know, those expressions that make you want to write your number down on your panties and give it to him. I wanted to give it to him alright.

So badly...can't...advantage of her...skirt

My shields and my eyebrows went up at his gnarled thoughts. I played with my skirt flirtatiously. His eyes followed my hand. After a few moments, he stood up

"I should go" he said.

"I promise I don't bite" I smiled. Husky Hunk looked at me for a few seconds and I saw a little smile

"Damn it Sookie. You should be away from those manipulative vampires. All they did was corrupt you" well I was expecting a different reaction. In his pants more or less.

"What do you mean?" I asked genuinely curious. Without warning, there was a knock on the closet door. My eyes widened when he looked at it

"Who's in there?" he asked stepping forward.

"Nobody" I said instantly putting my hand on the door again. You might as well have put a neon sign above my head saying 'GUILTY'. He looked at me suspiciously and barged to the door.

"Hide" I muttered. He put his hand on the doorknob and looked at me "What?"

"Hi...I said hi" he hesitated and stared at me. He blinked and moved my hand aside. The door flew open and I held my breath. To my relief, nobody was in there, just a fallen shoe. He stepped inside the cramped closet and picked up the shoe. When I looked up I nearly vomited from shock. Charlie was sitting up on the shelf waving at me. I gawked but then regained my composure when Alfie looked at me. He turned away. I waved frantically for Charlie to hide again. She stared at me and started waving back frantically. Unbelievable. Alfie looked at me again and I stopped. My heart was a jackhammer when he started to look around for where to put the shoe. Then he looked right at Charlie. I took a shit right there. She started to make faces at him when he put the shoe right next to her. I gawked again. He came out and closed the closet door behind him.

"What?" he asked

"What?"

"Why are you staring at me"

"Why are you staring at me" I said lamely. He rolled his eyes

"You want to go downstairs now?" he asked.

"I'll meet you there" I said. Before I even knew it he was hugging me. My shock melted away in his very warm chest and I wrapped my arms around his waist.

"You're going to snap out of it soon and go back to those vampires so I might as well." he said in my hair. Why was everybody associating me with them? What did I freaking do? Maybe he'd tell me

"Um, Alfie-Alcide, can you tell me what you're talking about?" I asked snuggling into his large, muscular chest. I heard him grumble a bit

"I don't think you want to know. Besides, Michelle said if I said anything, she'd hang my ass on the wall like a painting" I'd buy that painting.

"Please? Pretty please?" I asked squeezing his waist. I know it wasn't fair but dammit I wanted to know. He sighed

"You didn't talk about it but it was pretty obvious. You're sleeping with-" someone was pounding on the door. How predictable was that. I quickly moved away from him and straightened my skirt before the door busted open. Michelle stood there coldly. Alcide took a step back. She bared her teeth and I gasped. They were like sharp daggers. She pointed out the door and Alcide disappeared faster than Flo Jo. Michelle closed the door behind her and sighed.

"Jeez you're such a hussy Sook" she said, her teeth magically back to superstar status. I wasn't offended

"And what the hell are you?" I asked. I mean her teeth just turned into daggers! She huffed

"You know, oh wait you forgot. Mom's an angel and my pop's a demon

"Why do I get the feeling that you guys keep a lot of things from me?" I glared

"Because we do" she said shrugging. I'll give her a buck for honesty.

"You shouldn't lead him on like that"

"Why?" I asked

"Because when you remember, you're gonna be real mad at yourself, and my poor Alcide is gonna be sad" she said. I absorbed that for a moment then opened the closet door. Charlie was standing there staring at her shoes.

"Alright, get out you little weirdo" I said. She walked out, carrying a pair of lavender stilettos, and my chucks. I sighed and went to plop on my bed. As soon as my head hit the mattress, images suddenly began to painfully flood my mind. Me...Godric. I shot up. Michelle and Charlie stared at me. I didn't know what to say

"Christ on roller skates..." they kept staring at me

"Charlie cover the ears" she obeyed "What the hell? Why didn't you just tell me I had sex with one of the hottest guys on the planet? I don't believe it. It was consensual right? Wait who cares. So does that mean I...we...you know, he's my boyfriend?" I shuddered. God I hated that word and I don't even remember who my last one was.

"Okay. If it was up to me I'd tell you everything and there's more to it actually, a lot more. More than you can and want to believe. Oh yah, it was defiantly consensual from the sounds I heard. What was the other question? Oh, he's a little more than your boyfriend. That sounds so high school which you probably don't remember" Michelle rambled, looking through things that belonged to a less brain damaged Sookie. Charlie walked over to sit next to me, her hands still over her ears. I moved them away from her head

"So he's my husband? That would explain all the random expensive things" like who can afford a house this big alone? Michelle looked at me and smiled peculiarly

"Sure, you can say that"

"But I don't have a ring" I said eying my left hand

"That's what the necklace is for" she said. Oh. I touched the necklace again. It did have a diamond in it. I sighed. It actually made me feel better that I had a husband that made Orlando Bloom look like Smeagol. He was an undead Adonis.

"Eric was hitting on me yesterday though. Does he know? Should I tell him?" she was looking outright enthralled now

"Yah it would be a good idea to tell Big Sexy, just so it doesn't cause any further problems" I nodded. Charlie looked at me for a long time. I turned to look at her

"What?" I asked

"She's lying" she said simply. We gaped

"Who asked you anyway you unholy brat?" the lying bastard hissed

"She's lying? About what?" I asked

"You aren't married. Your relationship is undefined because you don't want to define it. You also have a relationship with Eric Northman, but I think that's plainly obvious by the way he was talking yesterday" she said clapping and smiling, clearly proud of herself. If you weren't looking you'd swear she was a 28 year old with a baby voice. I looked at Michelle who was watching Charlie like a predator.

"Why did you lie?"

"I figured A) you'd remember the truth because I was lying, B) when you'd remember, your relationships would move much faster because they're painfully slow right now and C) it would be super hilarious" she said walking out of the room. I hated her. Well I didn't hate her because I didn't know her long enough, but I strongly disliked her. I kissed Charlie's cold rosy cheek and she gleamed

"Hide" I said. She immediately disappeared. I was going to assume they were both lying. I went out the room and walked down the old fashioned staircase. I didn't see Alcide or the other guy. I didn't even hear the car pull out of the driveway. Weird.

"We need to go while our luck is still lasting. We're gonna meet up with the guys at Eric's house." I heard lying bastard shout from somewhere in the house. I followed the voice into the kitchen. She was sitting on one of the stools opening a bag of chips. She stopped mid bite. The bag of chips fell on the floor. I turned around expecting her reaction to be from Charlie but no one was there

"Charlie baby?" I whispered. She materialized in front of me. I was startled to see her have very dark brown hair, and one of her eyes sky blue. Above all, she looked scared. There was a black rage in my head. It was so angry. Then it felt like I ran headfirst into a wall. I grabbed my head and put my shields up immediately. There was a knock on the door

"Hide, disappear, vamoose, scram!" I whispered, waving my arms frantically

"No! Get in one of the cabinets!" Michelle whispered fiercely. Charlie teleported. I looked to lying bastard. She had her teeth like daggers and her hair looked like it was swirling. She looked at the clock. I did too. 2:17 PM. Well I guess we could forget vampires helping us anytime soon. There was another knock on the door. She nudged me to go answer it.

Whatever you do, DO NOT let on that you have amnesia

Echoed in my head. I nodded and headed for the door. When I opened it, my eyebrows shot up.

"Hello Madison" Michelle said next to me

"Why if it isn't little Sookie and her hybrid girlfriend! I believe you have something that belongs to me" said the woman who was absolutely striking. She was tall in her red pumps that contrasted from her light butterscotch skin. Her big dark corkscrew curls framed her doll-like face, and her bangs stopped right above her big doe eyes. She simply wore black leggings and a sheer black blouse. Sadly, she had the body to pull it off.

"What are you talking about?" I asked the unearthly looking woman. Her pink matte lips parted in a blinding smile

"Oh come now, where is that Southern hospitality everyone is always talking about? How about you let me in and bring me a cup of coffee" she looked so damn innocent I was ready to add cream and sugar to that coffee request

"Sorry, no dogs and no psychos allowed in the house, but we can happily chat outside" Michelle gave her a drippy smile. Ouch.

"Ooh we're feisty today I see. Put the shark teeth away honey, or I'll put them in my trophy room" she flicked Michelle's chin and clicked her heels past us, practically daring us to stop her. I looked at Michelle

I've never wanted to kill someone and go down on them at the same. She's a bad bad girl Sookie and she's here to take Charlie.

I had several reactions to what just blasted to my head and none of them were good. I followed Misty into the living room. She was standing in front of the T.V. with her hands on her hips.

"Listen Misty," I started.

Madison

Blared in my head "Madison, you can't just barge into someone's home like that." I said with, I hoped, a firm voice. She smiled saucily

"Oh I'm sorry darling, I must've left my manners in California. Now, kindly tell me, how's Godric?" she asked.

"Uh, fine I guess"

Say he's great!

"Um, great in fact! How are you?" Madison looked at me oddly

You hate her for God's sake, don't ask her how she is!

Oh come on how was I supposed to know all this!

"I'm ecstatic. How's the sex?" she asked with a smile. What the heck? If I wasn't so scared I would've flipped her off

Earth shaking

"It's good. Um, really good. So what do I have that's yours?" I asked

"You got bangs!" Michelle shouted suddenly. I looked at her. She looked a little panicked

"Oh you noticed?" she said fluffing them "I wanted something different after, what, 5000 years" she giggled happily to herself. I stepped back a little. This lady was giving me a creepy vibe.

"Now back to business. Heeeere my little creature" she crooned walking into the kitchen. Oh shit. I looked at Michelle alarmed.

"What creature?"

"Michelle is it? You know what creature I'm speaking of. I'll give you a hint though, I know how slow you hybrids are, it was behind the Dark Arch. It was also second in command." Madison said, standing in the middle of the kitchen

"Second in command where?" Michelle asked. Madison laughed "Never mind that. Where is it?"

"She isn't here" I hissed. Michelle looked at me stupefied.

Alright we're dead. I want to be buried in Costa Rica, you?

I rolled my eyes at her and glared at Madison who had her eyes in slits "She? Tell me."

"I don't know what you're talking about"

"You're lying" she sang

"I saw her behind the Dark Arch" I stammered. All fun was wiped away from her face. She was in front of me in an instant

"You went to the Arch-" before I knew it, Madison flew through the wall. I screamed. Michelle's eye sockets were glowing white lights, she had black markings all over her face and body, her hair was moving everywhere, her nails were like knives, and her mouth looked like something out of Jaws. I screamed again. Madison got up out of the rubble

"You destroyed my new Alexander McQueens. You will die for that. Slit your neck slowly" she said coldly.

"Your commands don't work on me anymore crazy girl" Michelle hissed. I stood there not knowing what to do. I looked around the unfamiliar house for something I can use and saw nothing. Something black flew at Madison and she swiftly dodged. Another black shadow flew and Madison slid under it smoothly. She appeared in front of Michelle and the hybrid slashed Madison's body with her dagger-like nails. She didn't react, but Michelle was instantly pinned on the ground.

Run stupid!

Madison whipped a black blade out and stabbed her in the neck, followed by a crushing sound. My legs had a mind of their own. I ran towards Madison and tackled her. My hands flew to her face and white beams shot out. I heard her scream. I jumped up and just as I was about to run, my hand was caught. I turned around. Madison hissed, her face burned, and she squeezed my hand. I heard the crushing sound before my body reacted. My eyes stung from the pain. My free hand was in front of her again and another white beam shot out. This time, Madison jumped away, clutching her face. I ran to Michelle who was motionless. Tears filled my eyes while I ran out the door as fast as I could. I came to a screeching halt on the front porch. There was a skittles colored pack of wolves lined up and growling.

"Hey! Over here puppies!" I looked to my left. Charlie was standing there. The wolves stalked towards her. Charlie dashed in the forrest. I didn't know whether to run after Charlie or run for my life so I let my legs make the choice. I ran into the forrest, weaving through trees. I was in front of a grave site. I stopped to catch my breath

"Charlie! Hide!" I screamed as loud as I could between breaths. I continued running, dodging shattered and sunken tombstones. I leaped, nearly screaming from the air I got. When I landed, I looked behind me. I jumped over like 8 tombstones. Woah. I finally reached this large Southern house similar to mine. I ran up the steps and started banging on the door. Nobody came. I felt the top of the doorframe for a key. Nothing. I looked under the doormat. I picked up the key and shakily opened the door. I closed it behind me and stopped to catch my breath before I passed out. I looked around. Everything was dusty and covered in sheets. I guessed it was abandoned. I ran to the nearest door on the other side of the house and opened it. It was a closet. I went inside and closed it. I started to cry uncontrollably. Is this what my life was like? I felt something buzz and nearly screamed. Oh. I took out the phone in my pocket.

Sookie are you okay?

It was from Eric. Yes, everything was just fine and dandy

No theres this girl name madison trying to kill me she killed michelle

I started to cry again. Oh why didn't I just listen to him and stay inside? The phone buzzed instantly

Stay somewhere safe, someone will be there as soon as possible. Keep in contact with me

I put the phone down. I was near hyperventilating. Something touched my hand. Before I screamed, a little hand covered my mouth. Charlie glowed next to me

"Oh thank you God" I whispered and hugged her so tightly I thought I'd snap her in two. She put her finger in front of her pink lips. She tugged at something on the floor. I moved aside. The flooring opened, revealing a staircase. Charlie took my hand and we went down. There were two caskets in the dirt. I walked over to one of them and opened it. I remembered everything.

I clutched my head and knelt to the floor while memories swarmed my mind like angry hornets. Mom and Dad dying, moving in with Gran, her murder, Bill, Dallas, Pam, Sam, Jason, Godric, Eric, love, sex, Alcide, the Dark Arch, Charlie, Michelle...I shot up immediately

"We have to get Michelle! Oh my God Michelle" the pain in my hand and chest was making me dizzy. Panic jumped back into my body. I finally realized the magnitude of shit I was in. Oh shit. I was halfway up the steps when Charlie grabbed my arm with the strength of a vampire. She shook her head and pointed up. Her hair was dark and her eyes were sky blue, just like when I first saw her.

"Why?" I whispered pointing at her hair

"It's harder for her to sense me this way" I understood. Madison use to be an angel and so did she. So if Charlie suppressed her angel side, Madison wouldn't be able to find her like she did with others. I dropped my shields and expanded outward. There were a couple of wolves outside of the house. I expanded farther. Black rage. I put my shields up, finally registering something. Madison was the black rage. She had been watching me even before Godric and I got serious. Buzz. Buzz. Buzz.

Sookie?

Answer me

Are you safe

I had completely forgotten about Eric. I cradled my broken hand. I guessed even in Bon Temps I was going to get damaged. I replied with one hand, which took forever

We're fine. In bill's cubby.

I turned around. Why did I even come in here? Oh right, amnesia. But still, dang. Charlie was staring at one of the coffins. Buzz.

How do I know this is Sookie

God he was so paranoid. He had reason

Because I love you stupid.

No immediate buzz. Huh.

"She's got to be in here somewhere. Search the surrounding areas. I'll check the house" Charlie mimed. I jumped.

"Man, you are creepy. Oh my God! We have to get Michelle!" I panicked again. Tears immediately clouded my vision from the memory of Madison stabbing and breaking her neck.

"Are you temporarily retarded again? We can't go outside. Madison is coming in" Madison. Right. I remembered her. This kid just called me retarded...I snapped out of it when I heard a creak. I held my breath

"Here Sookie Sookie Sookie. If you come quietly with the little thing, I promise to kill you quickly" I heard from somewhere in the house. I grabbed Charlie and sat on the dirt slowly. So this was the end. The wanted little girl squirmed away and walked to one of the coffins. I stared while she opened it. I walked over. It was Jessica. Charlie pointed inside. My eyes widened and I shook my head fiercely. She nodded. I heard the creaking of the floorboards. I gave up and picked up Charlie. I nearly dropped her she was so ice cold. I put her in the coffin next to Jessica. She smiled at me. Tears clouded my vision again. I kissed her forehead, her little ice cold hand on mine, and closed the coffin. I turned to the other one. I opened it with my good hand. Hurray vampire blood. Well I wasn't expecting John Travolta. Bill was dead inside in all his disgusting glory. But still just as handsome. The sound of the creaking floorboards was getting closer

"I know you're here. I can smell you" Madison laughed. This chick had a couple of coins missing from her coin purse. Psychopath. I climbed into Bill's coffin slowly, my whole inner body retching from the memory of him trying to rape me. Why was I going in you ask? Because I was the main character in this horror movie for one, two it creeped me out imagining Charlie laying on top of Bill, and three, I didn't have any better ideas at the moment. I laid on top of him and closed the coffin. Something about the irony of going into a casket while someone was trying to kill you scared me more than anything else. I put my broken hand next to Bill's soft black hair and held as still as possible. It smelled like him which brought back unwanted memories. He was my first everything after all. Buzz. As if on cue. Seriously? I maneuvered to get my phone as quietly as possible. The light from the screen nearly blinded me

You need to get out of that fucker's house. We won't be able to go inside

I was going to throw up. Why didn't I think of that? I was just about shout every profanity I knew when I heard the closet door creak open. My stomach plummeted. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. I stopped breathing when she reached that last step.

The sound of the clicking echoed in the dirt as she walked toward the coffins. I couldn't tell whose though. I felt Bill's chin on the top of my head. I squeezed his shoulder in fear. The footsteps stopped. I had flashbacks of Russell Edgington's basement. It was pitch black and the air was running out. Either way I was going to die so I might as well save Charlie. I'd count to 3...no 5 and bust out. That would stun anyone for at least 3 seconds. I heard her pivot on the dirt. Buzz buzz. My heart stopped. I always knew Eric would be the death of me. The footsteps started again and I was sure it stopped in front of Bill's coffin. Main characters aren't supposed to die. There was supposed to be a distraction or someone to save me. Michelle, Pam, Godric, and Eric were dead. I had no idea where Alcide and Roland went. Unless Jason started wearing heels, that wasn't him outside. I was done for. My breathing became shallow from fear and the lack of air. Okay. 1...2...I felt something twitch under me. Oh my God. Oh hell no. I kicked open the coffin and screamed. Of course, I moved too fast when I tried to jump out, toppling over me, Bill and the coffin. I knew, I just knew I broke something else but what did it matter? I was about to be slain by my...uh, boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. I struggled to get up but stopped immediately. For what it's worth, I really thought it was going to be Michelle, Selah, or even Mrs. Fortenberry. But nope. I saw the dirty red pumps right in front of me. My eyes trailed up the mile long body until they reached a perfect face. The skin on her neck and her right cheek was a deep red. The rest of her face was pink.

"Aww too bad. A couple more seconds and I would've left. Get up" she said. I tried with every fiber of my being not to look at the other coffin where Charlie hid. The casket and Bill were off of me in one swift push. They flew a good two feet and landed with a crashing sound, the casket on top of Bill's lower body. I stood up, clutching my side. I briefly wondered how many times you had to break a rib before it was just irreparable. I looked at her. Her clothes were torn and so were mine. There goes another one of Pam's outfits. The look on her face frightened me a little, but I'd be damned if I was going to show it

"You drank his blood didn't you." she asked in statement form just like Eric did when he got mad. Maybe it was a foreign thing. I was afraid to say yes, but I couldn't say no because it was obvious I drank blood

"Eric's" I said. I had a heart, even though she was about to rip it out, my last good deed to the world would be not to crush Madison's nonexistent heart.

"Lier. I can smell it." she said taking a very quick step towards me. I didn't flinch.

"Yah that's not creepy at all" I muttered holding my side. I hoped that the rib wouldn't puncture my lung. Like it mattered. She chuckled.

"Ah the Sookie show comes to it's final episode. Silly Pam and her metaphors. Now...I'm going to drain every last drop of his blood out of you" Madison said, dusting her blouse off. Buzz. Eric.

"Ooh whoever could that be? Hand it over" she said extending her palm. I reached for my phone slowly, trying not to move my side and tossed it over. Anything to stall and keep her distracted from Charlie. She caught it and walked over to Jessica's coffin. She hopped up an sat on it. I held my breath. Madison looked at me. I quickly started breathing again. She looked back at the phone

" 'Sookie? Answerme.Now.' He's an aggressive little viking isn't he? That was some good sex, but like I said he wasn't really my type. Diana seemed to enjoy it though. Ah the 4 of us. Crazy nights. Things that would put the Kama Sutra to shame" she giggled. I knew she was trying to get a reaction out of me on purpose. I wasn't going to take the bait. She typed away. Buzz

"I dare you to touch her. I will skin you and use your carcass as a doormat. Bet on it" she started laughing. I wanted to look at my watch because Eric was sure active right now which means Godric could be up and running (she had to have known that), but any movement would get her attention.

"My you get great signal even underground! What carrier do you have?"

Like I was going to answer that. She shrugged

"Okay back to business" she said, dropping the phone on the floor. "Where is it?"

"She" I corrected. Madison got off the casket and nearly ran to stand in front of me "You dare correct me?" once again, I didn't flinch

"She, not it, she" I said again. I only knew Charlie for a day but I was ready to die for her. God I'm so naive. She smiled bitterly and grabbed my broken hand. I bit back the shriek. It just felt really sore now. Godric's blood. I was going to miss my vampires.

"I don't care how much fae blood you have in you. I'll find it myself. Goodbye" she said. I punched her in the face and she stumbled back. Might as well go down swinging. She smiled at me. Madison swung but I grabbed her fist and head butted her. My head throbbed and she grunted.

"You're never going to find Charlie. I love Godric. I love Eric. And I know they love me, hence the necklace, the bracelet, and the fact that they love me. Jeez what is your obsession? Get over it" I spit. So much for my last good deed. She looked at me, her doe eyes wider than usual.

"It's been a pleasure. Don't worry, I'll take good care of him" her eyes glowed white like Michelle's. Before I could brace myself, her glowing hand made contact with my head and I fell. Oh well.

I felt death's cold embrace.