Invader Zim XR
Episode 25: Visa, Linux's Popular Sister
Linux: OH crap.
Don: What Linux?
Linux: My sister is coming back in town...
Don: Is that a good thing?
Linux: No...
Don: Can't be that bad...
Linux: O_O...
Don: Ok...*Presses Play*
Dib's House
"Doing dad's chores, doing dad's chores!" Dib sang as he cleaned the windows in his living room. As he did he seen a Car pull up at Linux's house across the street. "Wonder who that is." As he said this his front door swung open. "Dib, Dib!" Linux shouted with a panic look on his face. "Hey...Linux...what's wrong?" He asked. Linux walked up to him and shut the blinds to the window. "Hello I was washing that!" "That's great Dib I HAVE A PROBLEM!" "Jeez, Linux calm down what's wrong, and I thought cool guys never freak out?" "This...This is different." Linux paused as he peeked out the window.
"Can I know what's going on?" "My sister." "You have a sister?" "Yeeess." Linux answered with a 'yes you idiot' look on his face. "She's was the most popular girl in our school she's an 11th grader now, and I know she's gonna come to our school and make things......fabulous..." Linux explained. "What's wrong with tha-" "EVERYTHING! I've been the coolest guy in school, if she comes in they're she'll ruin everything with her...girlyness...I can't top that, can't top it!" Linux explained while pacing up and down still complaining. As he did Dib just watched him till he got tried of Linux complaining then squirted Linux with the Windex.
"Hey." "Down Linux." Linux stopped and looked at Dib and said. "Dude I'm not a dog." then got squirted again. "Ok stop that..." Linux ordered. "Sorry..." "What is you friend doing here Dib?" Gaz asked. "He's hiding from his sister." "Really? ha some cool kid." "SEEE, ITS STARTING ALREADY!" Linux shouted then got squirted again. Linux got a pissed look on his face as he look at Dib and said. "Give, Give me that!" He said and squirted Dib with it then threw it. "Dib, what am I gonna do?" "Well, she can't be that bad what's the worse she could do?" said Dib. "Drive me insane." Linux added.
Linux's house (Dinner time)
"So like then jennet was like, oh my gosh I have that same color of pumps." Visa said as her and her parents laughed. As Linux sat their holding his head in his hands. "Visa, honny it so nice to have you home." Kansess, his mother said. "I'll like be here for two weeks!" Visa said. "TWO WEEKS!?" Linux shouted in a panic. "David are you alright?" Kakou, his dad asked. "yeah I'm fine dad." Linux said as he put his elbows on the table and put his hands on his head. "Great just great two weeks how am I suppose to beat that?" He thought to himself as he looked at his sister, she looked like your everyday glamour girl. The strait long hair with highlights, her long bands to the left side of her head. She was dressed in the day's fashion, which was a pink mini tank up. So her stomach was showing, but thank goodness she was very skinny. The pink tank top had a hello kitty logo on the shirt;
she also had the hottest jeans from American egeal, tight, hip hugger, bell bottom jeans and pink sandals. "Look at her thinks she's cooler then me, theres only room for one cool kid in this city." Linux thought again and Visa turned to him. "Um David." "Its Linux." "Linux? Like what kind of name s that? What is that a shoe or something?" "It's a computer Visa…A COMPUTER!" Linux said with an annoyed look on his face. "Oh, well I was like gonna say don't' embarrass me at school tomorrow." "What?" "yeah I'm going to visit Doomville high." Visa said as Linux got a 'oh no' look on his face. "What? No why?" "because, they need to know what its like to be around a celeb." "Visa, you're not a celebrity…and what is a celeb?" "David." "Linux" Visa paused for second then patted him on the head. "David." She said again as Linux crossed his arms. "You're so not cool but that's ok, thank goodness you have a popular sister like me, to hide your unpopularness." Visa explained,
as Linux got really annoyed. "Unpopularness is not a word…" Linux said. "Like, whatever." Visa said then looked at her father as he said. "Hopefully you two will get along." "Pesha, Dad of course we get along." As Visa said this Linux flung some food in her hair. As their parents got a "oh no' look on their face Visa turned to Linux. "You little brat!" "What I didn't do anything.." "Oh like, really?" She said and poured her drink on Linux's head. "Yeah, that's mature." Linux said as Visa had a mad look on her face. "Little boy you started it!" As she said this Linux grabbed his cup. "Just calm down okay? Just calm….Down." Linux said has he put his hand up to her head in a solute way when he said calm and then in the same position move his arm down, when he said down. Visa just crossed her arms and said. "Like, make me." "Fine." Linux said then splashed his drink in her face.
"AGH! MOM! DAVID IS BEING A JERK!" Visa said as threw food at him. "I SAID IT'S LINUX!" "Children calm down." Kansess said as Kakou splashed his drink at his wife. "….Kakou." "What, its looked fun I wanted to try it and you were the only candidate I felt fitting for the occasion." Kansess gave her husband an evil glare as he got a nervous look on his face and said. "Well, look at it this way; you look it for your country…" "I'm a nurse not a solider." She said as she grabbed her cup. "Oh….I love you honny…no that's ok put the cup down." But it was too late Kansess splashed her drink in his face. "Honny why?" "You were the only candidate..." As she said this her and Kakou looked at their kids were still throwing food at each other. "Kids that's enough." Kakou said as Kasess goat smile on her face. "Alright you to time for bed, you've got school." "After you clean up yourselves and the kitchen." Their father added as he looked around the room and there was food everywhere, looked like a tornado went through it. "Look what you did Visa." "Shut-up David." "I said….you know what never mind." Linux said as they both crossed their arms and turned their heads away from each other.
School Hallway 1:15pm
Linux is pacing back and forth in the hallway, as Don and Dib watch him. "Is he okay?" Don asked. "Yeah, it's just his sister is coming to school to day….or something." "He has a sister?" "I Guess." "She's gone be here any minute, just act cool Linux, your cool; just stay calm." As he said this to himself the school door swung open as Visa walked in. "Ohla, Konichiwa, G'day, and Bonjour! C'est Moi Visa!" Visa said in a dramatic super star pose. "C'est Moi?" Zim asked. "What dose that mean?" Cten added. "It means 'It's me' In French!" Zena said with a smile. As Zim and Cten stared at her. "How did you know that?" Zim asked. "The Transformer also give you the ability to talk and understand every language of the planet your in." "You can do everything can't cha?" Cten asked annoyed as she crossed her arms. "Did I say something?" Zena asked as Zim just shrugged. "Is that your sister?" Don asked Linux. "Yeeess." He said giving her the same look he gave Dib.
"It's so nice to be back at Doomvil high, I know your older siblings talked about me." Visa explained. "Yeah my twin brothers have, you were the most popular girl in school, and you were a snob too, and your name isn't even Visa, its Katelynn." Don said as Visa smiled. "I know, but Katelynn is so unfabulous" Visa paused as she walked over to Don. "Visa is sooo much better, besides your one to talk look at you, you look like a little boy." "WHAT?!" Don said as Linux and Zena held her back from beating up Visa. "Heh, calm down Donalena." Linux said with a nervous look on her face last thing he needed was his girlfriend beating up his sister. "Yes please, calm down Don." Zena added then Visa continued. "Donalena? What kind of name is that?" "It fits in the Punker category got a problem with that?" Don said as Visa got a 'eww' look on her face. "Please, punkers are not cool." "RUN THAT BUY ME AGAIN!?" Don started again.
"Don!" Linux called once more. "Please, calm down." "And who is this?" Visa asked looking at Zena. "Who me?" "That's Zena the alien I was telling you about." "Really, What did you put your hair in carrot juice to get that color Zena? Haha" Visa commented as Zena not an unsure look on her face. "Um…No..." Zena answered not really sure of what she meant. "Hello, are you stupid that was a insult, your dumber then you look." "Leave her alone." Zim said with an annoyed look on his face. "Oh you're the Green kid David." "LINUX!" "….David what telling me about, please green was sooo two months ago." Zim was ready to pop her one until Cten grabbed his wrist. "Zim no, I wanna do it." Cten said. "Now you I like." Visa said. "Who me?" Cten asked. "Yeah you've got attitude girl, I like it." Visa commented. "Awesome." "Cten!" Zim said as Cten looked at him. "Oh be quiet Zim." Then Visa turned to Dib.
"Oh your David's sidekick." "Wait, he's my sidekick!" Dib said as he crossed his arms. "Oh well that fits you better, you're a lot cutter then Linux said." "What did he say?" "I said you were ugly." "LINUX!" "Haha!" As Dib turned around to look back at Visa, Visa kissed him. Once she pulled away his face got beat red as he walked backwards and started to fall then Zim caught him. "Dib-stink what's wrong with you?" "Hey you never did that when I kissed you." Cten said then Zim dropped Dib on the ground. Melissa who just walked up all of a sudden shouted. "HEY!" Then she quickly put her hands over her mouth in a panic. Visa turned around. "What? Oh I'm sorry are you jealous? Or are you just mad because you didn't do that yourself?" Melissa who still had her hands other her own mouth just got a mad look on her face. "Hey, why are you here anyway to make fun of us? You're not that cool if you are."
The kid in the background said. "Who said that?" "That kid again." Linux answered. "Any who, no I'm here to show you how become hot, cool and sexy like me!" "I WANNA LEARN!" the Kid in the Background yelled again as all the kids agreed. "Okay, first off you need to be fabulous!" "Oh please." Don said as Zim rolled his eyes. "MUSIC PLEASE!" Visa said as she got in a dramatic stance then waited a second then crossed her arms. "Um Hello!!!!!!!" "SORRY!" "Thank you." She said as the Kid in the Background pushed play on a Cd player that Visa brought in.
Visa:
Whenever
I see someone less fortunate than I,
And let's face it, who isn't
less fortunate than I?
My tender heart tends to start to bleed.
And when someone needs a makeover,
I simply have to take
over!
I know, I know exactly what they need!
And even in
your case, (turns to Don)
Though it's the toughest case I've yet
to face,
Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed!
Follow my
lead,
And yes indeed, you will be...
POPULAR! (Turns back
to the crowd)
You're gonna be popular!
I'll teach you the
proper poise,
When you talk to boys,
Little ways to flirt and
flounce,
ooh!
I'll show you what shoes to wear!
How to
fix your hair!
Everthing that really counts to be...
POPULAR!
I'll help you be popular!
You'll hang with the right cohorts,
You'll be good at sports,
Know the slang you've got to know.
So let's start,
'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go!
Don't be offended by my frank analysis,
Think of it as
personality dialysis,
Now that I've chosen to become a
Pal, a
sister and advisor,
There's nobody wiser!
Not when it comes
to...
POPULAR!
I know about popular.
and with an
assist from me,
to be who you'll be,
instead of dreary who
you were...
Well, are.
There's nothing that can stop you,
from becoming popu-ler... lar...
la, la la!
We're
gonna make you pop-u-lar!
Linux: I'm the only popular kid here!
Visa: Quiet Linux popluar sister singing..
When i see depressing
creatures,
With unprepossessing features,
I remind them on
their own they have
To - think - of
Celebrated heads of state,
Or specially great communicators!
Did they have brains or
knowledge?
Don't make me laugh!
They were POPULAR!
Please!
It's all about popular.
It's not about aptitude,
It's the way you're viewed,
So it's very shrewd to be,
Very
very popular
like ME!
And though you'll protest,
Your disinterest,
I know clandestinely,
You're gonna grin
and bear it!
Your new found popularity!
Aah!
La la,
la la!
You'll be popular!
Just not quite as popular as ME!
"So that's the name of that tune." Visa said. "what is this High School Musical?!" Linux asked. "No David, since this is a middle school this would be a Middle School Musical and no its not." Visa said. Then there was clapping coming from the crowed. "Dude is that you?" Linux asked the kid in the background. "Nope." "That's surprising." Zim said, the Cten said. "Then who is that?" As she asked this a kid walked out from the crowed he was a black boy, with a black and red jersey on with matching baggy pants and red, black and white shoes. He had blue eyes and emo looking hair. As he got closer to them all he smiled. "Bravo, I enjoyed the performance." He said (His voice similar to Kimimarrou from Naruto) "Like who are you?" Visa asked as Cten got a curious look on her face. "I know that voice." She said to herself. "That's not important my dear, but is important is to know your place here." He said.
As he said this Cten eyes shot open. "I know who he is." "Who is that Cten?" Zim asked. "My place here?" Visa said with an attitude. "Yes, for you see your time of rein here once was, but is now over; a new generation has taking your place, isn't that right David Malabu?" He said as every looked to Linux. He was unsure of what to do at first but then smiled and got his cool attitude back. "Yeah, that's right. I'm the coolest kid in town now and you know why? I don't' make fun of people, I create my own words, and lets face it I don't' need the in thing to be cool unlike you." Linux said to his sister as everyone started to agree with him. "Wha? Your all turning against me for HIM!?" Visa asked. "Yeah duh! We like Linux!" The kid in the Background said as all of them were chanting Linux's name. Linux stood there as he crossed her arms. "What now?" "THIS ISN'T OVER! AGH!!!" She shouted as she walked out and all the kids cheered. "See, and you were worried she'd show you up!" Don said as she kissed him on the check. "Yeah, what was I worried about, hey wheres that new kid?" Linux asked as he looked around. "That's Weird, Cten, Zim and Zena are gone to." Don added. As she said that the bell Ring for school to be over.
Outside school 2:30pm
"This place is strange, but I see no sign of milary forces yet." The Kid said into his watch as he did Cten shouted to him. "Hey you come here!" She shouted as she stopped when he turned around. "You, your not a human are you?" She asked as the kid shook his head. "Very clever Princess Cten you're very observant." He said as Cten's eyes shot open. "You, your…Zena Defensive mode now!" Cten shouted as Zena quickly got in front of Cten. "Cten who is this?" Zim asked. "His name is Nemo, he's a vortian." She explained. "Vortain? He's our enemy isn't he?" "Yeah, well used to be, we have a treaty with them at the moment, I was there." Cten explained. "I underestimated you Princess." He said as he, before their eyes was himself again, he didn't have a transformer like Zena, but a heliographer like Tak which means, instead of Becoming a human like Zena, when people see him they only see the human version of himself.
"What is he doing here?" Zim asked. "I don't' know." Cten answered then looked at Nemo. "Nemo, why are you here? What is your directive?" she asked him. "My directive? Why princess, you make it sound like I'm a criminal." "You are in my eyes." Cten snapped. "Answer the question Nemo." Zim said. Nemo simply smiled. "I'm only here to check out this pathetic world, like you if you will." "Well this is my mission and my planet so back off." Zim snapped. "I'm afraid it's not that easy." "Why?" Zim asked. "Because, I have to observe this planet and tell my leaders, they're planning to work with the Tallest to destroy this planet." Nemo explained. "How I wasn't informed on that agreement Nemo, and how can I trust you?" Cten asked. "You've been away the Tallest can't tell you everything while your on our target planet." "His right Cten." Zim whispered. "Alright then." Cten said then looked at Zena. "Zena back down its ok." She said as Zena nodded and stepped back. "You will stay with us till you find our own place." Cten said as Zim got a no way look on his face. "Don't' start Zim I know its coming." Cten said as she walked off. "Thank you princess." He said as he followed the three homes.
Zim's house 3:15pm
As they walked into the house Zena hit her belt and turned back to her self, and Cten and Zim took out their contacts. "Why are those things sooo itchy?" Zim asked. "I don't' know." Cten answered. "I remember you." Nemo said while looking at Zena. "You do?" "Your eyes I remember them well, you are the red soldier correct?" "Yes I am." She answered as she did Nemo got a huge smile on his face got down on one knee and grabbed her hand. "My fair lady, I knew I would see you again, it is only by the hand of fate me meet again." He said as he kissed her hand. "Whoa did I miss something?" Cten asked as Zim had a really pissed off look on his face.
"Zena….Please tell me you don't' know him..." Zim said. "No, I do not." Zena said. "Zena? That is a beautiful name." Nemo said as he stood up and Zena smiled. "Thank you Nemo." She said. "Cten I want him out of my house." Zim said. "Zim, stop being jealous." "I'm not jealous…" "Really?" Cten said. "Mistress who's this?" Kiki asked as her, Trek and Gir walked in. "this is Nemo; Nemo is this Kiki, Trek, and Gir." "Nice to meet your acquaintance." Nemo said. "Heh Heh I like him!" Kiki said. "Quiet Kiki." Trek said. "I LIKE PIGGYS!" "Zena, please show Nemo to his room please." Cten ordered. Zena nodded as she, Kiki and Nemo walked up the stairs, with Zim watching Nemo the whole time. "I'm in." Nemo thought to himself as he followed Zena up the stairs to his room.
END
Cten: looks like you've got compaction hey Zim?
Zim: What are you talking about?
Cten: you know what I'm talking about…
Zim: YOU'RE LYING!
Linux: You guys I think we have more important thing to think about.
Melissa: yeah like how are we gonna get back home.
Cten: Next time: A Day of Survival.
Nemo: It won't be that hard.
Dib: FISHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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