Let's play a game of chess, shall we? It really is fun, isn't it?
You'll be black; I'll be white, okay?
I'll set up the board, if that's okay with you. Is it?
I'll be going first, then, okay?
Oh, dear, I shouldn't have made that move. I regret this. Do you know that? Do you?
That wasn't that smart of me. Not at all smart, was it?
Checkmate, you say. You've won, haven't you?
Congratulations. That's what you'd like to hear, is it not?
But have you really, truly won this game?
I don't think you have. Do you?
AN: D'you understand who?
