Disclaimer: My name is not Stephenie Meyer.
Author's Note: OK, this chapter contains more Carlisle-in-a-towel stuff. So, I have breathing lessons for all of you fan girls: IN. OUT. IN. OUT. IN. OUT. I think that should cover it. Please, remember to breath. Also remember that I am not liable if you die from forgetting to breath. Mmk? Thanks, Lennon Drop
PS. Don't try this at home, please!
Prank 38: Drop a radio in his bath
I walked stealthily into Carlisle and Esme's bedroom carrying a radio. I carefully plugged it into the socket and walked into the bathroom.
Carlisle was soaking in the tub, trying to regain his sanity. "What do you want, Alice?"
"I just wanted to bring you this radio so you could listen to some soothing music."
He looked incredulously at me. "You want to help me relax? Are you serious?"
I put on my serious face. "Does it look like I'm trying to be funny with you?"
He blinked. "No; it's just that you never want to help me do anything. Ever."
I sighed, trying to look misunderstood. "I do want to help you, Carlisle, I just don't know how!"
"Well, you can play some music for me, if you'd like."
I smiled brightly and flipped the switch. Helter Skelter started playing and Carlisle sank back into the bubbles and sighed with pleasure. I set the radio on the edge of his tub and he glanced suspiciously at me. I smiled brightly again and he reclosed his eyes.
I giggled and pushed the radio into his bath. Helter Skelter was still playing as a jolt of electricity ran through Carlisle's body. He screamed and jumped out of the bath, revealing that he wore swim trunks.
"ALICE!"
I ran for my life.