Akatsuki Fundraising Idea #25
Dear Sir/Madam,
We are writing to you today to offer you the secrets to financial security and success. As you can understand, these tips and hints are much sought after and must be carefully guarded. However, we are willing to share these secrets with you, and only you, because we feel that you share our ambitions and drive for success.
Therefore, we are extending a helping hand. All you have to do is tick the box marked "yes" on the enclosed sheet and mail it back to us, using our return address, along with 200¥. Once we have received your payment, we will dispatch the secrets to financial security and success, so that you may also join the ranks of the financial elite.
"This is awesome! Hey, Sai, do you have 200¥ I can borrow?"
At the local Post Office in Amegakure, Kisame held out the sack as Itachi opened one of the Akatsuki's unofficial boxes. Envelopes exploded out of the box, tumbling to the floor as the sack began to fill.
"There are so many gullible people in the world." Itachi murmured, collecting the fallen letters and depositing them in the bag.
"Yes, and it wouldn't be right to let them keep their money." Kisame grinned.
Mail-In Con Job: Success
Author's Note: Many thanks to all of those who have made suggestions. Keep them coming.