Episode 25: S.I.
FINAL EPISODE:

"Outside the Club. 1963."

::Iwao pulls up to the club in his 1963 Jaguar E-Type::
::He opens his car door and watches all of his Pink Floyd and Beatle Cassett Tapes fall out::
::He stands out in his Beatles Suit. Ya know, the slim pants, crouch and all::
::Iwao was really into that type of thing::

Iwao: V.I.P. All dranks on me.

::Iwao slips on some sunglasses and walks in::
::A video appears in the glasses in his left eye vision::
::A man pops up::

Buff Brotha From Anotha Motha: Iwao. Welcome to the hottest club in Yokosuka.
Iwao: I've been to this one a million times brotha.
Buff Brotha From Anotha Motha: What I meant was, welcome to this club where you can finally understand what's going on!
Iwao: That's right, I've been drunk everytime I've came here.
Buff Brotha From Anotha Motha: Many failed missions...
Iwao: So who am I looking to kill tonight?

::Iwao browsing throughout all of the flashing lights, dancers, and drunk clubers::

Buff Brotha From Anotha Motha: His name is Red Eye Whoopie. He's a very dangerous, infamous killer and thief. There's an undercover agent here in the club. Use your agent tactics to find her. Good luck.

::Buff Brotha signs off::

Iwao: Wait! Buff Brotha! A description please.
Buff Brotha From Another Motha: He will have a tatoo on his right arm off a big red ass.

::Iwao lifts his eyebrow::

Iwao: I've seen plenty of those.

::Iwao takes off his sunglasses and takes a seat at the bar::

Iwao:(to the bartender) So what's groovy tonight Tod?
Bartender: My name isn't Tod.
Iwao: Riiiight. Gimme a tonic, on the house.

::Iwao nodds his head cockily::

Bartender: I'll give you one that you'll have to pay for smartass.
Iwao: Whatever freezes the balls off a brass monkey!

::Iwao downs his whole alcoholic drink and turns towards a fine woman who was sitting to his left::

Iwao: Hey there. Come here often?
? Woman:(her face turning red) N-Not really. This is actually my first time.
Iwao: You can relax tonight, I am one of the favorites here.

::Iwao turns towards a man who was walking by the bar::

Iwao: Hey there Tom.
Man: Hey loser.
Iwao: See! I'd love to buy you a drink.
? Woman: Sure.

::Iwao snaps his fingers::
::The bartender dumps the drink on Iwao's head::
::A few seconds go by::

Iwao: I'm wet for you.
? Woman: How about a dance.
Iwao: That's what I really wanted.

::Iwao holds his hand out and takes the woman on the dancefloor::

Iwao: So what's your name?
? Woman: Kiyoko Maeda
Iwao: Far out!

::Iwao and Kiyoko start to dance their hearts out::
::Another woman steps into Iwao's view and holds out a gun and winks::
::Iwao keeps dancing::
::The woman takes out a whole bunch of C.I.A gadgets and shows Iwao::
::Iwao keeps dancing::
::The woman flips her hand at Iwao and runs off::
::Iwao's sunglasses start to vibrate in his pants::

Iwao:(enjoying the vibration) Ewwww weeee!
Kiyoko: What's that?
Iwao: Hold on one second. Don't go running off.

::Iwao steps to the side and puts on his sunglasses::
::Buff Brotha appears::

Buff Brotha From Anotha Motha: Have you gone bonkers Iwao?! Your agent just signaled you!
Iwao:(getting tense) WHERE?! WHERE IS SHE?!
Buff Brotha From Anotha Motha: Now the whole mission could be at stake now!
Iwao: Never. I have a license to be dangerous.

::Suddenly, Iwao spots a man with a red tatoo stealing drinks from the bar::

Iwao:(pulling out his 9mm) Buff Brotha. I think I just found the perpetrator! (magnifying his voice) HEY WHOOPIE!

::The thief looks at Iwao and runs off with the alcohol:;
::Iwao runs after him from behind, stopping at Kiyoko::
::He leans her over and lays a kiss on her::

Iwao: We will meet again.
Kiyoko: I hope not.
Iwao: I love you.
Kiyoko: And I don't.

::Iwao runs for whoopie::

"Alleyway Outside of the Club."

::Whoopie was far ahead, dropping some of his alcohol beers on the way::

Iwao:(struggling to follow behind) Stop! Show me your red ass!
Red Eye Whoopie: NEVER!

::A black corvette comes out at the end of the alleyway and runs whoopie over::
::Buff Brotha gets out of the car::

Iwao: Brotha! Why you come?!
Buff Brotha From Anotha Motha: Thought you may of needed some help.
Iwao: I'm a one team man!

::Whoopie gets up and pepper sprays Buff Brotha, then runs off and gets away::

Iwao: NOOOO!!!! Brotha?! Are you alright?!
Buff Brotha From Anotha Motha: Don't mind me. Our killer is getting away!

::Iwao sees Kiyoko walk out of the club::

Iwao:(eyeing down Kiyoko) It's too late. He's already gone. We'll get him again.

::Iwao walks up to Kiyoko::

Iwao: Told you we'd meet again.
Kiyoko: I figured, but I didn't figure it'd be so soon.
Iwao: How about we get out of here.
Kiyoko: Ok.

::Iwao and Kiyoko drive off into the night, soon to make a baby and have little Ryo-san::

"Lan Di's Mansion. 1986"

::Lan Di walks into his room, takes off his robe and opens his closet::
::Chai was hidden in the closet::

Chai:(eagerly) Lan D-

::He was interrupted with a robe being thrown into his face::
::Lan Di didn't notice him::
::He shuts his closet::
::He opens his room door::
::Chai was waiting out on the outside with open arms::

Chai: It's about time, I have finally-

::Lan Di tosses a glass at his face without looking at him::
::The glass shatters in Chai's face::

Lan Di: Take care of that for me. Will ya?

::Lan Di shuts the door::

"Hazuki Residence"

::Master Chen and Gui Zhang walk up to the door::

Gui Zhang: He isn't going to believe us Father. Who would?
Master Chen: Hush it Gui Zhang. I am an expert at this.

::Master Chen knocks::
::Iwao answers::

Master Chen: Hello Iwao. May we come in?
Iwao: No.
Gui Zhang: I told you this wouldn't work Father. Let's go.
Master Chen: Didn't I tell you to shut the fuck up Gui Zhang? Let me handle this.
Gui Zhang: Grrrrrr.
Master Chen: Your in grave danger Iwao. A man is coming to kill you.
Iwao: No way! Really?!
Master Chen:(gaining confidence) Yes. Really. You must beware of them, pack all of your things, and get out of here.
Iwao: I don't think I can do that, but thank you for your time.

::Iwao slams the door in the two's faces::

Gui Zhang:(looking at Master Chen like,"I told you so!") Uhhmmm...
Master Chen: Oh shut up! You see this is the reason your never allowed to do anything after work.

::Master Chen and Gui Zhang argue on the way out::

Gui Zhang: I want you to know that that isn't healthy Father!
Master Chen: Your grounded for another year.
Gui Zhang: Another year?! Father! I'm a grown man.
Master Chen: Then get off your lazy ass and find a place, but until then, you live under my rules.
Gui Zhang: FAAAAATTTHHHERRR! GOD!

"On the side of the road. Somewhere in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, Yokosuka"

Guard #1: Lan Di Sama, I think we're lost.
Lan Di:(sitting in the backseat) You think I'm stupid?! I knew that! Gimme that map again!

::Guard #2 hands Lan Di the map::

Lan Di:(browsing over the map) Ok... you turn there... drive past there... hahaha, that resteraunt was really good... ok you stop there.. and now we're here!

::Lan Di balls up the map::

Lan Di: We should be in the right place.

::A farmer walks up to the car and tapes on the window::
::Guard #1 rolls down the window::

Farmer: Are you boys lost?
Lan Di: Yeah, actually we are. We're looking for Yomanose.
Farmer: Yamanose?!

::The farmer starts bursting out into laughter::
::Lan Di and his guards look at the farmer in confusment::

Lan Di: Uhhh, what's so funny?
Farmer: Get your asses back on the highway. Your in the country.

::Lan Di slaps his guards heads::

Lan Di: The country?! Didn't I tell you that when I saw that cow you imposals!
Guards: We told you to turn around Master!
Lan Di: I thought you said home bound! You know what, shut up! Let's get on the highway. NOW!

::Guard #1 drives off::

"During Shenmue 2."
"A campfire."

Shenhua: You never talk about your Father that much Ryo.
Ryo-san: Father... ya know something, I believe I remember the last convorsation that I had with him...

"Hazuki Residence. 1986."

::Ryo walks out for a day on the town::

Iwao: Son..
Ryo-san: Yes Father?

::Iwao walks up to him::

Iwao: I want to thank you for being such a great son to me. Calling me Father everytime you responded to me, listening to my gritty lessons on the Hazuki Style, but all and all, you've developed in such a way that's made me very proud of you.
Ryo-san: I appreciate that Father. I really do.
Iwao: You were my favorite son.
Ryo-san: Wasn't I your only son?
Iwao:(thinking deeply) Yes.. yes you were. That's more of the loving.
Ryo-san: I see.

::Iwao puts his hand on Ryo's shoulder::

Iwao: I feel those broad shoulders.
Ryo-san:(looking at Iwao's hands) Thank you.

::Iwao squeezes Ryo's shoulders::
::Ryo stands very uncomfortable::

Iwao:(clearing his voice) Uhhmm... well! I'm sure you want to get going.
Ryo-san: I wouldn't mind. But thank you for the convorsation. A son and father talk is always good for a family.
Iwao: Son, I've always had an infatuation with you.
Ryo-san: An infatu-wadah?
Iwao: I've created something so beautiful. You'd make your mother proud boy.
Ryo-san: Why are you looking at me like that?

::Iwao takes his hand of Ryo's shoulder::

Iwao: You know what, I'm sorry.
Ryo-san: No I'm sorry. I shouldn't of worked out.
Iwao: No no your right. Too much love. I'm sorry.
Ryo-san: Father, I'm sorry.
Iwao: I'm SORRY!
Ryo-san: Well, I gotta go.

::Iwao opens the door for Ryo::

Iwao: Allow me.
Ryo-san:(looking at Iwao weirdly) By Father.
Iwao:(smiling) By son.

"Yomanose"

Lan Di: YOMANOSE! We did it men!

::The guards cheer::

Guards: Lan Di! I told you! I told you we weren't good for nothing pieces of shit!
Lan Di: Your right! High five!

::Lan Di lifts up his hand::
::The guards go in for a clap::
::Lan Di quickly evades::

Lan Di: NOT! Keep driving shitheads.

"Nozomi's House"

Nozomi: What's wrong Ryo?
Ryo-san: Somethings wrong. I think I should go home.
Nozomi: Why?
Ryo-san: I feel an odd wind blowing throughout my spine. I think something's wrong back at home.

::Nozomi walks behind Ryo and turns off the fan::

Nozomi: The fan?
Ryo-san: I see. Everything seems to be alright now.

::Nozomi slaps her forhead::
::Nozomi walks to the window::

Nozomi: Look Ryo. It's snowing for the first time this year and we're together.

::The storm starts to pick up it's pace::

Nozomi: Wait until the storm quiets down before you go home. For me.
Ryo-san:(standing straight) I have to go home! I have a bad feeling. When a Hazuki gets a bad feeling, it's forreal. I should-

::Nozomi unbuttons her shirt::

Ryo-san: Well, ok, I'll wait until the storm dies down::

"Hazuki Residence"

Guard #1: I can't see shit Lan Di Sama! The snow is too rough.
Lan Di: Nonesense. Keep driving. We're nowhere near Iwao's. How big can Yomanose possibly be?

::The guard drives into Ryo's front fence and knocks the banner on the ground::
::The whole car was quiet::

Guard #1: I think we're here.
Lan Di: About time.

::Lan Di trys to open the car door::

Lan Di:(elbowing the door) Why-won't-this-thing-open?!
Guard #2: Did you unlock it Master?

::Lan Di unlocks the door::
::The guards go for the door::

Lan Di: Hold it! Before we get out of this car Men, we have to make sure that we get the mirror too as much as we want to kill Iwao. Capeesh?!
Guards: Capeesh?
Lan Di: UNDERSTAND! Do I have to second guess myself all the time?!
Guard #1: I understood you Lan Di Sama.
Lan Di: At least someone does. Now, OPEN SASAMI!

::Lan Di and his men flee out of the car::
::The wind blows all three of them on their asses::

Lan Di:(trying to stand himself up) Hand me my scarf!!!
Guard #1:(all the way down the street) LAN DI SAMA!
Guard #2: It's too cold!
Lan Di: WE WILL MAKE IT!

::Lan Di walks against the wind, towards the front gate::
::Guard #2 starts to freeze up::

Lan Di:(making it to the gate) HA! I made it! Let's go men!

::There was silence::

Lan Di: Men?

::Lan Di turns around::
::His guards were tumbling down the street::

Lan Di: Ugh. Useless!

"Nozomi's House"

::Ryo and Nozomi sit together near the window, watching as the snow storm dies down::

Ryo-san:(sipping on some of Nozomi's hot chocolate) Mmmm, this is really good. What do you put in this?
Nozomi: Have you ever seen The Blob?
Ryo-san: No.
Nozomi: Nevermind then.

::Ryo sets his hot chocolate down::

Ryo-san: I better get going now. Things might be a little hectic around the household because of this storm.

::The electricity goes out::
::Suddenly, many voices are heard in the room::

Ryo-san: Nozomi?! What's those noises?!
Nozomi:(enjoying herself) Hehehe, I dunno.

::The lights come back on::
::Several men were in the room, all looking at the other men unfamilarly::

Man #1: What are you doing here?!
Man #2: I called this house for today!

::All of the men start brawling::
::Throughout the fighting, Ryo manages the sneak out::

"Hazuki Residence"
"The Dojo"

::Fuku is held back by Lan Di's two guards::

Fuku-san:(hitting on Lan Di) Mmmmm, look at that long black hair.
Lan Di:(trying to concentrate on Iwao) Where is the mirror?
Iwao:(like a little kid trying to keep his lunch money) I'm not telling!
Fuku-san: God your beautiful Lan Di. May I take a picture of you. I'm a major in Photography.
Lan Di: Get rid of that fool!

::Fuku wacks the guards off of him::

Fuku-san: Actually, I can get rid of myself. I'm a really good actor. Do you guys wanna see?!

::The dojo was silent:;

Fuku-san:(laughing at himself) R-Really! Do you guys wanna see me act?!
Lan Di: Sure! Why not?!
Fuku-san:(moving back and forth in his place like a little school girl) HEHEHE! Ok ok, this is going to be good! Watch this!

::Fuku takes a deep breath and throws himself out of the Dojo::
::Ryo sees Fuku fly out and runs up to him::

Ryo-san: Fuku-san! Fuku-san?!
Fuku-san: R-Ryo-san...

::Fuku fakes passing out::

Lan Di: Not bad.

::Ryo steps into the Dojo::
::He felt anger inside him that he's never felt, even though he just couldn't get Nozomi naked out of his mind::
::The guards quickly restrain Ryo after the Dojo doors shut::
::Lan Di and Iwao get ready to fight::

Ryo-san:(thinking to himself) Am I going to have to step in to help him?

::Iwao gets knocked on the floor::

Ryo-san:(thinking) I knew it!
Guard #1:(whispering to Ryo) I can hear your thoughts.

::Ryo looks at the guard strangely::
::Suddenly, he breaks away and charges for Lan Di, ultimately being taken to the ground::

Ryo-san:(thinking) Holy fuck that hurt!

::Iwao gives in and tells Lan Di where the mirror is::
::Lan Di signals his men to find the mirror::

"Outside the Dojo"

Guard #1: This doesn't make sense.
Guard #2: Why not? The crippled dude said "under the cherry tree".
Guard #1: Do you see how big the "bottom of the cherry tree" is?!
Guard #2: Hmmm, your right.
Guard: #1: And where are our shovels?!

::The guards look around for a minute::

Guard #2: I got it!
Guard #1: We take some dynomite and blow the dirt out of the water!
Guard #2: No no, I was thinking more on the lines of your the dog and I'm the slayer.
Guard #1: Like we played back in Middle School!
Guard #2: Exactly.
Guard #1: Oh boy gee laweee. LETS GO!

"Back inside the Dojo"

::Lan Di retrieves the Mirror, leaves Iwao for death, and walks out with his guards::\
::Ryo crawls over to his inparelled Father::

Ryo-san:(holding Iwao close in his arms) Father.
Iwao: Your friends, keep friends, those you love... close to you...
Ryo-san: FATHER! Wake up! I didn't get that last thing you said...

::Iwao puts his head up::

Iwao: Keep friends close! Those-you-love-close-to-you.
Ryo-san: I still don't get it.

::Iwao gets up, rolls out a chalk board, and starts to write in incraments::

Iwao: Keep friends.
Ryo-san:(sitting down in a chair and crossing his legs) Ok, keep friends. I get that.
Iwao: Close. And the ones you love, closer! Get it?!
Ryo-san: Close... loved friends... closer. Yeah! I get it now!
Iwao: Good!

::Iwao dies::

Ryo-san: Hmmm... oh yeah, FATHER NOOOOO!!!!!

"Lan Di's Car"

::Guard #1 was driving fast::
::Lan Di was slumped over on his back in the backseat::

Guard #2: Lan Di Sama, are you ok?
Lan Di: I think I'm having a heart attack. I haven't worked out that much in years.
Guard #1: Well you showed him!
Lan Di: Thank God for all those nights sitting up watching the Bruce Lee Movies.
Guard #1: Uhhh Lan Di...
Lan Di: Yeah?
Guard #1: We have a bit of a problem.

"The Dojo"

Fuku-san: There getting away Ryo-san!
Ryo-san:(lifting up a piece of Lan Di's car) No they aren't.

"Lan Di's Car"

Guard #1: The brakes are out!
Guard #2: Quick! Drive into that building! That'll stop us!
Lan Di: We're not driving into any buildings. Stay sharp. Stay focused. Head to the Harbor as planned. But let's try to hit as many people as we can to make this getaway more dramatic than it already is.
Guard #1:(gripping the steering wheel) This isn't going to be good.

"The Harbor"

Guard #1: Uhhh, Lan Di Sama?
Lan Di: What?
Guard #1: We're heading towards water.
Guard #2: Water? The ocean? The Harbor? Harbors ends with water! OH GOD MASTER! WHAT DO WE DO?!
Lan Di: Water?! Perfect! I'm thirsty as shit.
Guard #1: No Master, you don't understand, we're going into the water.
Lan Di: Oh.

::The black car drives off the edge and into the Harbor waters::
::Lan Di and his guards swim to the surface::

Lan Di: Head for land men!
Guard #1: Wait up!
Guard #2:(struggling) H-Help me Lan Di Sama! I can't swim!
Lan Di: Tell me one of you got the mirror.
Guard #2: T-That was his job!

::Guard #2 points to Guard #1::

Guard #1: No it wasn't! He's lying Master!
Lan Di: GO GET IT YOU RETARD!
Guard #1: OoooooOOOooh maaaan...

"Two Days Later"
"Iwao's Funeral"

::Ryo, Fuku and Ine-san is dressed in black attire::
::After the service, has a talk with Fuku-san::

Fuku-san: He was a good man Ryo-san. You should be proud.
Ryo-san: I should. But I didn't put up enough of a fight at the Dojo.
Fuku-san: You didn't? Did you see how far I flew? That had to of been a record.

::Ryo sees Ine-san walking off by herself::
::He runs after her::
::Fuku waits for Ryo to get ahead a little before he pulls out a secret picture of Lan Di::

Fuku-san:(running his fingers down Lan Di's picture) One day. One day we will meet again. You sexy, Chinese thing you. I always thought I'd meet a good Japanese man, but after you, I think I'm going to start to brodan my horizons looking for you. For ever and ever until I find you...

::Fuku's relatives come up from behind::
::Fuku turns around::

Relatives: Bad time?

::Fuku looks down at Lan Di's picture::
::He looks around Iwao's caskate at all of Lan Di's pictures intitled "Killer!"::

Fuku-san: Uhhh..

::Fuku-san looks down at the picture::

Fuku-san:... one day I will find you and KILL YOU! I will never forget!

::Fuku rips up Lan Di's picture into shreads and stomps on the remainings on the ground::

Fuku-san: DIE KILLER DIE!

::Everyone at the funeral stares at Fuku::

Fuku-san: Hazuki pride. Hehe, ya know? Pride. Yeah yeah.

::Ryo runs up to Ine-san::

Ryo-san: Ine-san wait!

::Ine-san turns around with a tissue in her hand::

Ryo-san: Are you alright?
Ine-san: No. No I'm not Ryo-san.
Ryo-san: Is there anything I can do.
Ine-san: Comfort me. Love me. Cherish me.
Ryo-san: Uhhh...
Ine-san: L-Like your Father did!
Ryo-san: Oh, right.
Ine-san: Thank God you have a lot of his features Ryo-san, maybe one day I can glance on you and see Iwao.
Ryo-san: Your nothing like my mother but you have been good to me.
Ine-san: That's good. I may have to pick up prostitution again since Iwao just up most of my free time before.
Ryo-san: Gotta do what you gotta do. You know, KILL LAN DI! HAHAHHA KILL HIM!

"Oprah."

Oprah: Yes welcome back. We're here with a very interesting guest.. umm... your name is sir?
Ryo-san: Hazuki. Ryo Hazuki.
Oprah: And I understand you have issues with avenging your Father's death.
Ryo-san: Very much so. In fact, I'd like to let it all out now!

::Ryo punches Oprah::

Ryo-san: That was for getting fat again!

::Ryo runs up to the camera and lifts Lan Di's picture up so all the viewers could see::

Ryo-san: I'm coming for you! MUAHAHAH! I am! Watch out! Your mine! Father killer! Hazuki killer! Uhhh... bitch boy!
Oprah: SECURITY!

::Ryo gets tossed out::

THE END!

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