Author's Note: Whew, has it been awhile… I have just been ALL over the place with other things… Including School, and Typing other Fics… Yeah. So, here I am again, hopefully going back to updating often. Aaaaand…. The fact that I have to get used to typing in Script style again might make this take longer. Anyway, that's it from me, now here's Chapter 25!

Black Mage: I swear, if you make us talk in those quotation marks…

No, don't worry I wouldn't do that. …Although I probably would accidentally type them then erase them… Eh, Don't worry about it. Now, go follow the Storyline like good little Light Warriors. (Ahem!) The Light Warriors step inside Dorga's Cave of Epic Hardness…

Totally not Unne: Hey! What about me?

Unne's too, I guess. Now let's see how the Light Warriors' travels unfold! …They'll probably just use warp or I'll time skip it, but whatever…

Black Mage: Why do say that like it's a bad thing…?

Gale: It kind of is, you know. How we skip dungeons like that. Sure, if we actually did the whole thing, there'd be a lot more stalling and boring-ness! And this story already has enough of that!

Black Mage: So what are you saying? Do you want to do the whole dungeon?

Gale: Well…

Alf: Where did our Chocobos go, anyway?

Gale: You were always one to change the subject…

Black Mage: I don't know, they could've went to star in their own story, for all I know.

Nero: Enough of the stalling already, Dude! When are we going to tackle this cave?

Gale: You see what I mean about the stalling, though?

Black Mage: Now that you say that…

The Light Warriors go a bit further into the cave, where it is covered in pitch black darkness. But knowing Black Mage, he already thought of something.

Black Mage: Way ahead of ya'. (Casts Fire and keeps the flame in a ball in front of him)

Alf: Quite a bit of treasure here, don'tcha think?

Gale: Yes, actually.

Alf: …It kind of reminds me back when Gale loved Treasures…

Nero: What ever happened to that, Dude?

Gale: I don't know… It just sort of… Happened.

Black Mage: That's not a good enough Answer! But we'll let you off the hook. For now…

The Light Warriors quickly snag all the Treasure chests, and make their way further down the cave.

Alf: This isn't so bad!

Gale: What?

Alf: Actually doing the dungeon.

Black Mage: That's because there's no monsters.

Nero: Dang it, Dude! You totally doomed us all by saying that!

Black Mage: Yeah… Sorry, my fault.

ENEMY ENCOUNTER!

Black Mage: Yup. That's this game (And/or Story) For you…

The Enemy… I don't know what it is! Use your imagination! Anyway, The enemy cheap shot Black Mage by casting mute on him while they were all talking.

Nero: No worries! I got this, Dudes!

The enemy is defeated.

Alf: Victory!

Gale: 1000 Gil!

Nero: 860 EXP!

Black Mage: 3 Capacity!… What? Can't forget about Capacity!

Alf: Job Leveled!

Black Mage: And that's why enemy encounters are commonly not found in this story.

I was supposed to say that… but anyway, The Light Warriors found themselves in a room with many long hallways. I don't know, ask Dorga.

Black Mage: What's up with all the pointlessly long Hallways? That pretty much all lead to dead ends?

Totally not Dorga: I don't know, maybe I like pointlessly long hallways that all lead to dead ends! Got a problem with that?

Gale: There's no enemy encounters, so why does that even matter? The point to Pointlessly long hallways is to drain your sanity and patience very quickly by throwing tons and tons of forced enemy encounter squares in your face. And then treasures at the end that make it completely not worth it.

Totally not Dorga: Uh huh. Uh huh… Sorry, could you say that last part again?

Gale: Did you just write down what I said?

Totally not Unne: Good thinking, Not Dorga!

Totally not Dorga and Unne: Old People rule!

The Light Warriors Instantly find the Door to Dor- I mean to the Mysterious room where the voices are coming from… Thus slapping their long hallway Idea across the face.

Black Mage: Finally, something happens in our favor!

There were to monsters standing behind a collapsed Dorga and Unne.

Alf: What? I could have sworn those voices were…

Black Mage: They are, They're probably just playing some stupid trick.

Dorga: Fine, ruin the fun, why don't you? (Dorga and Unne get up)

Unne: And I thought Desh was the Fun ruiner…

Everyone else: Who?

Somehow, Somewhere, Desh is sad.

Dorga: Anyway! This is the Part where we have an Epic duel that lasts a whole 3 chapters!

Black Mage: You know that's not gonna' happen. The longest battle we've ever had lasted only 250 words or something.

Sorry. Battle length was always something I was never good at.

Unne: Well, Great. Let's have that 250 word fight then.

Black Mage: Cool, because this Chapter was 750 words long so far anyway!

Nero: I bet you Forgot about me, Dudes!

Alf: I did, actually… Sorry about that.

Gale: Where'd you go?

Nero: Somewhere that has this awesome thing called NEW CLAWS, DUDE! (Shows off his new Dragon Claws)

Dorga: FOOL! Those will not stop me!

Nero: Really?

Dorga: I don't know, I just always wanted to say that.

Unne: Come on! What about the Battle?

Black Mage: (Attempting to sound smart) If a battle should commence, The Chapter will be longer than it needs to be. So this is when we stall until we hit 1000 words.

Dorga: That sounds fun, actually!

BUT! We're not going to be getting into that. Let's check on the Dark Warriors!

Water Crystal: I am LOVING how that sounds! (Ahem) Anyway! It has recently come to my attention that there are ACTUALL DARK WARRIORS!

Druid: Wouldn't that be us?

Guzco: No, that means that there's some other group called the Dark Warriors.

Goldor: Imposters!

Water Crystal: That's what we think, but actually, WE are the imposters!

Goldor: How do we fix that?

Water Crystal: We must DEFEAT THEM IN BATTLE!

Druid: No need to shout.

Guzco: What are you saying? All of his sentences for the past 4 hours have included shouting.

Water Crystal: Well, Maybe I LIKE Shouting! It really gets my point across!

Druid: If we're going to defeat them, We need a fourth member…

Water Crystal: What's THAT supposed to mean?

Druid: I mean one who can fight.

Water Crystal: Oh, I see. CARRY ON!

Druid: So we need to get another villain to join us.

Goldor: Let us search the World!

Guzco: This'll be fun.

The Dark Warriors search the world for one willing to join them.

Water Crystal: Dangit! They killed EVERYBODY! Who's left?

Druid: We can check on Hyne.

Guzco: You sure they didn't kill him?

Goldor: We can still at least try.

Guzco: I guess so…

They go to Hyne's Floating castle.

Hyne: Huh? what do you want?

Water Crystal: So you ARE alive!

Hyne: Of course I am!… Well, I AM Dead, but I can't die, so that makes me… Alive? I think? I don't know. What was it you were saying?

Goldor: We need assistance in defeating the Real Dark Warriors, And you seem to be the only Evil doer that still lives.

Hyne: Meh, What the heck. I cant capture anything with this blown up castle, anyway.

Water Crystal: YAY! …No one saw or heard anything.

Guzco: So there's 5 of us now?

Goldor: We have more Warriors than most!

Hyne: Wait, If I'm the 5th member, Doesn't that mean I'm the useless one that does nothing but bug you about the storyline?

Guzco: Heh, Well, maybe you are!

Hyne: That's Not Funny!

The Dark Warriors Now have A 5th member, And The Light Warriors are against Dorga and Unne! It sucks because you have to wait like, a whole month for the next Chapter because, THAT is how much time I don't have on my hands.