Me- My milkshake brings all the boys to the BUSH GARDENS!
Sam-The heck?
Me-I am in my random momento comprendo?
Sam-...
Me-Heh...I'm just happeh.
Tyler-We can see that.
Me- :P Yeah...so let's start! :D
Seddie star
I dare Sam to write a Seddie fanfic, and if it is really good, she get an unlimited supplie of fatcakes and steaks.
Sam-Seriously...I can do that, just give me a minute
(A minute Later)
Sam-Done (Hands me paper)
Me-Okay (Clears throat and starts reading)
Once upon a time there was a girl, Sam, who hater a guy named Fredwardo, Fredweirdo, Fredward Benson. He had never kissed a girl and was too much of a wuss to do it, so his enemy, Sam, helped him by kissing him on the lips so he had his first kiss. Years later the awesome girl kissed him again so he would stop trying to confort her with his cheesy speech of how she needed to make a move on a guy, and he was all awkward about it and then he left. And so they kept hating each other forever and he married Carly Shay and Sam married a very hot guy.
The End
A story by Sam Puckett.
Me-...WAAAHW. That...was...AWESOME!
Sam-Really?
Me-No. Freddie married Carly which is a tragedy. Let's read something else.
TippyToe Zombie
It's TippyToe Zombie not TippToe Zobie, and although I appreciate the honor I don't want a hug from Griffin. I dare you all to use the mutagen from the original teenage mutant ninja turtles to turn into mutant versions of the last thing that you touched. Also I would like to see if all of you know what gender I am. I am the TippyToe Zombie I like to Limbo Often I fall on people's heads
Sam- Uh Oh (Turns into a piece of paper) ...I think its a dude.
Freddie-(looks at his hands and sees their in his thigs)(Turns into a pair of pants) Yeah...
Carly-(Her hands are on the chair. Turns into a chair) Nah, I think she's a she.
Gibby-(As he touches his hair turns into hair.) Maybe its an IT.
Spencer-(Turns into a T-Shirt) Seriosuly?...Maybe its a beavrecoon...
Socko-(Turns into a tie) No, its a girl!
Me-He was wearing a tie all this time and I didn't even notice xD
Tyler-(Turns into socks) It's a zombie!
Me-...ironic...isn't it...
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Me-Lol, anyway, we'll find out he/she/it/beavecoon/zombie 's gender in a future chapter (;
Virgoleo23
Yay an update! Okay, instead of single dares for everyone, I've decided to come up with ONE. EPIC. DARE. Are you ready? Ok. First of all, I feel the need to share this with the main cast: You are all created by Dan Schneider, he controls your every move on the show. (Except for Freight Train, sorry bud)
All- WHAT?
Me- Yup, its the ugly truth.
Sam- Who is he?
Carly- Are you serious?
Spencer- He sounds like a clever man if he created me, look at me, I am HANDSOM! (Admires self in mirror)
Me- (mumbles) Riiiiight... (looks at everyone) You guys wanna meet him?
All- Yeah!
Me- Well too bad! I don't know him in person...
Bob- Liif3, Dan is calling you, something about being tired of you taking his cast away for interviews...
Me- BOB! (Through gritted teeth) Not. Now.
Bob-Oh! Right. Um... (Takes phone) Um...she's a little buisy right now... (Walks back to camera crew area)
Me- ANYWAY, who wants to read a dare, Me, okay!
Now: The Dare. I dare LiiF3 to bring Dan Schneider into the room and have him read the end of the Season 4 Secret Script. The one that determines who Freddie is in love with. And the episode is already written, so there's no getting out of it. And Freddie must admit his feelings for whoever it is (unless it's Carly, (which it won't be!) that's old news). And since this is not the actual show, I will allow this to Freddie, if the person revealed is not who you are in love with in this fanfiction, I give you the option to deny your feelings for them IF you admit who you do have feelings for. No loopholes. And since I am simply devious and not completely evil, I will allow all main cast members (Sorry Freight Train) to request one change they would like to be made to the show that does not deal with relationships. So there you have it, the Dare. You might want to save this one for last, it's pretty intense.
Me- Crap.
Sam- See! I knew you know Dan Schnea- what's his face!
Freddie- Script? We have a script? I'm not admitting who I'm in love with now!
Me- Well you have to!
Freddie- Can't you bring the dude first?
Me-(Sigh) Fine. (Poofs in Dan Schneider)
Dan-No, I want those chicken legs at my desk imidiately! Okay...bye...(shoves phone into pocket. Looks around) Where the chizz am I?
Me-(Waves) Sup Dan.
Dan- Liif3! I was expecting a phone call, not a sudden poof to your studio, and I see you have my cast! I've told you not to take them in the weeks, only weekends! (Waves to cast)
Cast- (Wave back shyly)
Me-Yeah...I'm sorry about that. Hey, since your already here, can you read the script that indicates Freddie being in love with Sam I mean with someone...not that its Sam...is it...I sure hope it is...
Dan-(Rolls eyes) I can't do that.
Me-Why not?
Dan-Cuz, first of all I'm hungry.
Sam-Want some fried chicken?
Dan- Sure!
Sam-(Throws Dan chicken leg)
Dan-(Catches) Uh...thanks, but where did you get this from...
Sam- I have my ways Schneider. (Smirks)
Freddie- You just took a chicken leg from that buckett behind your chair.
Sam- Shut up Benson!
Dan- (Chuckles. Takes a bite of chicken) Alright, I'll read it.
Me-Yay, Here (Hands piece of paper)
Dan-(Reads)
Freddie: Can we just not talk about it?
Carly: We can't just not talk about it
Freddie: But my mom's waiting for me to-
Carly: I don't care. Are you in love?
Freddie stares at Carly. It's clear he doesn't want to answer. We look at the kitchen table.
Freddie: So...what was in that chicken pot pie I mean, I know *chicken* obviously, but what other-
Carly: Are you in love or not?
Freddie:(Long beat, then) Yes,
Carly:(Sighs) But you promised. You said you wouldn't fall in love with me as long as-
Freddie: I didn't say I was in love with you.
Carly looks at Freddie - She's very confused.
The End. A scene by Dan Schneider (:
Dan- There. Happy?
Me-Yes.
Sam/Freddie-No.
Me-Well, Freddie, would you like to admit now?
Freddie-No!
Me-(Sighs) Bob, dim the lights, play a song by The Fray!
Bob-Why The Fray?
Me-I don't know? Their cool, just do it!
Bob-Okay? (Dims lights and plays Never Say Never by The Fray in the distance so it looks dramaticaly romantic)
Me- Freight Train (Signals to Freddie)
Freight Train- (Nods. Drags Freddie to stand up in front of everybody sitting down)
Me-(Smirks) Well, is there something you'd like to say Freddie?
Freddie-No...
Me- Come on, just say it. You know, you gave Sam that advice but you don't follow it, how can you not follow your own advice, that's stupid.
Dam-(Glares at Freddie) She's right...
Freddie-(Sighs) I...I like-
Me- COMMERTIAL BREAK!
All- WHAT? HUH?
Me-(Laughs) Just kidding...jeez...you were saying Freddie...
Freddie-(Looks at me angrily)
Me-(Sing-song voice) Turn off...
Freddie- You think?
Me- My bad. You were saying...
Freddie- I like you Sam, but I'm not in love with you, at least...not yet...
Sam-(Blinks a few times in disbelief) ...I...
Me- Now you feel what he felt huh Sam?
Sam- O_o
Dan- (Whispers) If your interviews get all awkward its all your fault for poofing me in here and making him say that...just saying
Me- Nyeh, I'll work things out. (:
Dan-Okay than, see ya later. (Walks out)
Me- Bob, kill the track, bring back the sunshine!
Bob- Kay! (Turns off music and brightens the room)
Me-Okay, Freddie, sit down over there next to Sam.
Freddie-Okay...(Sits awkwardly)
Me-So this brings an end to this segment.
Spencer- And Sam and Freddie's hate...
Me-Shhhh, we don't want them being awkward...
Spencer-Right.
Me- (: Well, bye everyone
All-See ya!
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A/N: Thanks For Reading! Next chapter LGP Moonlight aka ScarletMoone is taking over! :D