Well hey there lovelies! So seeing how I submitted the last chapter of Chastity Belts Are For Idiots to the series, I thought that I'd write a little appreciation chapter. It'll include a small drabble featuring our favorite couple, some author commentary, and a special thanks to all of you who have submitted a drabble to the series.
Author Commentary with the stars:
Me: Okay so I started CB way back in November
Hikaru: You couldn't update any faster?!
Me: Hey! Have other things to do besides update on FF you know
Kaoru: She's right you know
Hikaru: *grumbling*
Me: Anyways, over this period in time I've had a few questions that have popped up about the drabbles ect.
Kaoru: Questions like what?
Me: Well, first off where in the world did I come up with the name Chastity Belts Are For Idiots?
Hikaru & Kaoru: *snickering* We know!
Me: *rolls eyes* Me too *grinning* To answer that question I actually got the name from something I spotted on Hikaru
Hikaru: O.o Have you been spying on my Lesha?
Me: *shifty eyes* Maybe…
Hikaru & Kaoru: O.O what did you see?
Me: *giggling* I think the whole world saw it boys
Hikaru: T.T
Kaoru: *blush*
Me: During the screening of the Ouran High School Host Club anime Hikaru and Kaoru are seen in bed together during one of the episodes. Anyways Hikaru is spotted wearing an elephant shaped chastity belt, and it really got me thinking
Kaoru: So that's what that thing is XD
Hikaru: *blush* Shut up…
Me: Alright so another question I received not too long ago was what in the world is a cream horn *drools*
Hikaru & Kaoru: *thinking dirty thoughts*
Me: *smacks boys heads together* Perverts…
Hikaru: Ouch *rubs head*
Kaoru: Lesha, you're mean sometimes
Me: I know *grins* So for those of you who want to know what a cream horn is let me tell you. It's a little funnel shaped pastry filled with white cream-like frosting. The kind I get are non-dairy so I can eat 'um. *goes into cream horn coma*
Hikaru: *snaps fingers*
Kaoru: I think we lost her…
Hikaru: Well then, how about we answer one more question
Kaoru: Okay ^__^
Hikaru: Says here that people are wondering who Pen is *growls*
Kaoru: *wacks Hikaru with rolled up newspaper*
Hikaru: Hey! What you do that for?
Kaoru: Be nice *glares*
Hikaru: *groans* Fine *folds arms across chest*
Kaoru: Okay so Pen is Lesha's Nii-san and he just so happens to be dating Takashi. The two met a long time ago when Pen transferred to Tokyo from America to be with his twin sisters (our maids) Rai and Le (lesha)
Hikaru: if you want to get a better understanding of the situation and why Pen and I don't exactly see eye to eye read Transferred By Chance
Kaoru: *looks to Hikaru* So now what?
Hikaru: *poking me with a stick* Hu?
Kaoru: *slaps hand away* Stop that!
Hikaru: *shakes head* What else do I have to do?
Kaoru: *winks and spreads legs* I don't know…
Hikaru: O.O *jumps on Kaoru*
Kaoru: *moaning*
Me: *waking up from cationic stupor* Hika-chan, Kao-chan?
Hikaru & Kaoru: *Having hot Yaoi smut on floor*
Me: *squeals like a fan girl and passes out again*
***Bonus Chapter***
Chastity Belts Are For Idiots
Early dawn was peaking through the curtains in the Hitachiin Manor. Rolling over onto his stomach Hikaru let out a grunt as he stretched his arms out over his head; it was a Monday his least favorite day of the week. Kaoru sharing the sheets with his elder brother sighed softly as a warm morning breeze blew on his face through a crack in the open window. Amber-honey eyes blinking awake the younger of the two could smell hazelnut coffee brewing in the little pot downstairs; this was his favorite time of the day. Gazing down at his still sleeping brother, Kaoru gently swept a piece of lingering ginger colored hair out of his face. It was moments like this that made life as a twin so great. Peering fondly down at his elder, Kaoru watched in silence as Hikaru shifted himself onto his side. It was then that there were two tiny knocks and the entry of the Hitachiin's personal maids Rai and Le.
"Is Master Hitachiin awake yet?" Le questioned carrying a cup of coffee and a saucer in her hands.
"He's waking up as we're whispering." Kaoru chuckled gratefully as he took the warm beverage into his hands.
"Master Kaoru?" Rai asked looking down at a snoring Hikaru. "What is that around your brother's waist?"
"Oh, you mean this?" Kaoru replied flicking the little metal elephant located in the same spot Hikaru's member should be at.
"Yes." Rai smiled as Kaoru tried to suppress a bout of laughter.
"It's a chastity belt of course." Kaoru grinned kissing the elephant's trunk.
"Why would you need one of those!?" The twin maids exclaimed their eyes growing wide with excitement.
"Promise not to tell?" Kaoru whispered softly before pulling a key out of the nightstand beside him.
"Promise!" The girl cried nodding their heads vigorously.
"Mother doesn't know this, but the two of us have a key to the belt. She makes Hikaru wear it because she's afaraid that he'll take advantage of me in my sleep. What she has failed to realize is that I let this go on willingly." Kaoru beamed as the girls let out a squeal.
"So you two are intamate!" Le cheered holding out her hand to her sister. "You owe me twenty bucks."
"You made a bet?" Kaoru wondered cocking an eyebrow.
"Rai thought all those bumps in the night were rats." Le chuckled accepting the twenty graciously.
"Ha-ha, very funny." Rai pouted blushing deep crimson.
"Hey Kaoru!" Le exclaimed taking another glance at the sleeping redhead.
"Yeah what is it?" Kaoru asked petting Hikaru's head softly.
"I think Chastity Belts really are made for idiots seeing how anyone can get out of them." Le giggled pulling her sister out of the room.
"Hm…maybe you're right, Le." Kaoru smirked unlocking the belt hiding his brother's growth. "Maybe you're right."
SPECIAL THANKS TO:
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And to all of those who have favorited/added/alerted me and CB
It was thanks you all you guys that this drabble series was even created. Thank you all so much for everything.
Future Plans
So as you know CB is now finished. I'm proud of the ending and how everything has worked out. My plans after I sum this up is to complete some of my other pieces of FF and then hopefully get started on my TamakiXKyouya drabble series. If you have any title ideas let me know and I may use it. Oh, and if I get enough ideas I'd be more than happy to start up a sister series to CB. The Twincest shall live on!!
Thanks for all the help, support, and reviews!
~leshamarieinuyasha