Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been…Just Friends?
Episode 25: Come On, Come Out
Dana enters the apartment. Alice's sitting at the living room table.
Dana: "Hey."
Alice: "Hey."
Dana: "How was your day?"
Alice: "It was okay. Nothing special happened. I took a nap earlier and then a phone call woke me up from a very good dream."
Dana: "Who was it?"
Alice: "First it was Alicia Witt and then Kate Hudson."
Dana: "I meant on the phone. Who was on the phone?"
Alice: "Oh. Right. Your mom."
Dana: "My mom?"
Alice: "Didn't I just say that?"
Dana: "What did she want?"
Alice: "Oh, she just said she and your dad will be coming to visit the day after tomorrow."
Dana: "You're kidding?"
Alice: "Nope."
Dana: "Oh, great."
Next DayDana is in her closet, trying to figure out what to wear while Alice is sitting on the sofa in the living room.
Alice: "What is taking you so long?"
Dana: "I'll be ready in a minute."
Alice: "We're just going to the Planet, you know."
Dana: "And I can't look nice for that?"
Alice: "Just hurry."
Dana: "Yeah, yeah."
Alice continues waiting. By and by getting impatient. She looks at her watch.
Alice: "Come on, Dana. It's 9 already."
Dana: "Hold your horses, time lady."
Alice sighs.
Another 15 minutes pass.
Alice: "For god's sake, Dana. Come out of the closet already."
Dana enters the living room.
Dana: "Funny."
Alice: "Finally. You've been in there forever."
Dana: "Whatever…Let's go."
Alice smirks at Dana.
Dana: "Stop that."
Alice: "I'm not doing anything."
Alice continues to smirk.
Dana: "Oh god…Let's go."
Dana and Alice leave.
Later
PLANET
Shane, Bette, Tina and Helena are sitting inside the Planet when Dana and Alice walk in. They join the girls.
Alice: "Hey."
All: "Hey."
Dana mumbles something. The girls look at her.
Bette: "Something wrong, Dana?"
Dana mumbles something again. The girls turn to Alice.
Alice: "She's grumpy this morning. Her parents are coming tomorrow."
Helena: "That's lovely."
Dana frowns at her.
Helena: "No?"
Alice: "She didn't come out to her parents yet. So she's a little…you know."
Helena: "You didn't come out to your parents yet?"
Dana shakes her head.
Helena: "But they have to know."
Tina: "They don't."
Helena: "How can they not know? You're so gay."
Shane: "So gay."
Dana: "I know. I just didn't tell them yet."
Shane: "Just do it."
Dana: "Easy for you to say."
Tina: "Shane's right. If they're coming tomorrow, just take the opportunity."
Dana: "I don't know."
Bette: "Come on, Dana."
Dana: "I'll think about it."
Next DayDANA & ALICE'S APARTMENTAlice, Dana and her parents are sitting in the living room.
Sharon: "You girls have a nice apartment."
Alice: "Thanks."
Dana: "Things at work are fine."
A little confused Alice, Sharon and Irwin look at Dana.
Irwin: "That's great, sweetheart."
Dana: "And everything else is fine too. No big changes."
Irwin: "Good."
Alice: "Irwin, Sharon, would you like some more coffee?"
Sharon: "Yes, thank you."
Irwin: "I take another cup as well."
Alice: "Okay…Dane, could you help me, please?"
Dana: "I'm fine."
Alice: "Kitchen. Please."
Alice and Dana get up. Gently Alice pushes Dana into the kitchen.
Alice: "What are you doing?"
Dana: "What are you talking about? I'm not doing anything."
Alice: "Yeah, whatever. Just calm down."
Dana: "Calm down?"
Alice: "Yes. Stop being so nervous. They're just parents."
Dana: "But they're my parents."
Alice: "So?"
Dana: "So?"
Alice: "They're just here for a few hours."
Dana: "I know. Still."
Alice: "Just lighten up, will you?"
Dana: "I'll try."
Later STREETDana and Alice show Irwin and Sharon around town. They're walking along the street as Bette and Tina come up to them. They greet each other.
Dana: "Mom, Dad, you remember Bette and Tina."
Irwin: "Of course."
Sharon: "How are you?"
Tina: "Good, thank you."
Bette: "Are the girls showing you around a little?"
Sharon: "Yes, they are."
Dana: "Nothing much changed though since their last visit."
Bette: "If you say so."
Dana: "I do."
Tina: "Are we gonna see you two at the Planet later?"
Dana looks at Tina as if she couldn't believe she just asked that.
Dana: "Um. Probably not."
Tina: "Why not?"
Dana: "Well, you know, my parents are here. So."
Irwin: "Oh we don't want to cause any inconvenience."
Dana: "No, it's okay, Dad."
Tina: "Maybe you reconsider. Helena can't come. She has some work thing to do."
Alice: "What work thing. She doesn't even have a real job."
Tina: "Anyway. Bette and I will definitely be there. And of course Shane will be there too."
Alice: "She always is."
Dana: "Yeah, that's great. Anyway, we gotta go."
Bette: "Okay. We gotta go too."
Bette turns to Sharon and Irwin.
Bette: "It was nice meeting you again."
Sharon: "Same here."
Bette/ Tina: "Bye."
All: "Bye."
Bette and Tina leave. Alice, Dana and her parents move along as well.
Irwin: "So what's the Planet?"
Dana: "Just a little café we go to from time to time."
Sharon: "Is it a nice place?"
Alice: "Yes, it is. The coffee is great. And you can meet a lot of…"
Dana nudges Alice.
Alice: "…nice people there."
Sharon: "Why don't you show us?"
Dana: "You wouldn't like it."
Sharon: "We like nice people. We like coffee. Why wouldn't we like it there?"
Dana: "Trust me."
Irwin: "We want to see where our daughter spends her time."
Dana: "I don't know."
Alice: "Come on, Dana, what's the harm."
Dana frowns at Alice.
Sharon: "We're still your parents. And we say show it to us. We're having a coffee together. And then your dad and I are leaving and you girls can have fun."
Dana sighs.
Dana: "Alright. But don't say I didn't warn you."
Later
PLANET
Dana, Alice, Irwin and Sharon enter the Planet.
Alice: "Welcome to our Planet."
Irwin and Sharon look around.
Irwin: "It looks really nice."
Sharon: "There're a lot of girls in here."
Dana: "Really? I didn't notice."
Alice shakes her head.
Dana: "Coffee?"
They nod. The four of them sit down at the counter and order. A short moment later their coffee is served.
Sharon: "You were right. The coffee really is good."
Dana looks around. She's visibly uncomfortable.
Irwin: "Are you looking for someone, sweetheart?"
Dana: "Me? No. No."
They continue drinking their coffee. A few minutes later Bette and Tina walk up to them.
Bette: "Long time no see."
Tina: "Glad you came after all."
Dana: "Yeah, mom and dad wanted to see the place."
Tina: "Do you like it here?"
Sharon: "Yes."
Tina: "Good."
Bette: "Have you seen Shane?"
Alice: "She's probably around here somewhere. Doing some g-…"
Dana nudges Alice.
Alice: "…doing something."
Alice turns to Dana.
Alice (whispering): "Will you stop that already?"
Dana: "Then watch what you're saying."
Tina spots Shane.
Tina: "There she is."
Dana: "Oh no."
Shane walks up to them. She's introduced to Dana's parents.
A few minutes later a girl comes up to Shane. They kiss. Dana blushes.
Girl: "Ready to go?"
Shane: "Always."
Shane turns to the others.
Shane: "See you later."
Shane turns to Dana's parents.
Shane: "Nice meeting you."
Irwin: "Nice meeting you too."
Shane: "Bye."
All: "Bye."
Shane and the girl leave.
Sharon: "Was that her girlfriend?"
The girls, except for Dana, laugh.
Sharon: "Did I say something funny?"
Alice: "No. It's just the words Shane and girlfriend really don't belong in one sentence."
Sharon: "I see."
Irwin looks at his watch.
Irwin: "Honey, I think we should get going."
Dana: "Already?"
The girls look at Dana.
Sharon: "Yes, your father is right. We should go."
Dana: "Okay then."
Irwin: "I'm going to call a cab."
Sharon: "Thanks."
Irwin goes to call a cab. A short moment later it arrives. Sharon and Irwin say goodbye to Bette and Tina. Dana and Alice walk the parents to the car.
Alice (whispering): "This might be a good time to tell them."
Dana (whispering): "I don't know."
Alice: "They didn't freak out when they saw Shane. Come on."
They stop next to the cab.
Alice: "Irwin, Sharon, it was nice seeing you again."
Irwin: "It's always nice to see you, Alice."
Sharon: "Take good care of yourself and my little girl."
Alice: "I will."
They hug.
Dana: "Thanks for coming by. It was good to see you."
Sharon: "Really? If you wouldn't have said that we wouldn't have known."
Dana: "I know. I was a little…you know. But well, you know me."
Sharon: "Come here, sweetie."
Sharon hugs Dana.
Dana: "Dad."
Irwin: "Take good care, sweetheart."
Dana: "I will."
They hug.
Sharon: "We love you."
Dana: "I love you too."
Irwin opens the door of the cab.
Alice: "Come on."
Just before the parents get into the car…
Dana: "Mom, Dad."
They turn around.
Dana: "There's something I wanna tell you."
Sharon: "What is it, sweetie?"
Dana hesitates. She looks at Alice. She nods at her. Dana takes a deep breath.
Dana: "I'm gay."
Irwin and Sharon look at each other. They smile. They turn back to Dana.
Dana: "Did you hear me?"
Irwin: "Yes."
Dana: "I'm gay."
Sharon: "We know."
Confused Dana looks at her parents.
Dana: "You know?"
Sharon: "Yes."
Dana: "How?"
Irwin: "We just do."
Dana: "You never said anything."
Sharon: "Neither did you."
Dana: "Yeah, that's true…And you're okay with that?"
Irwin and Sharon take a few steps closer to Dana.
Sharon: "Of course we are. You're obviously living a happy life. That's all we want."
Irwin: "Who cares if you want to love men, women or…goats."
Dana: "Gross, Dad."
Irwin: "My point is, as long as you are happy, we are happy."
Dana lets out a sigh of relief.
Dana: "You can't imagine what that means to me."
Sharon: "We love you, sweetie. We love you just the way you are."
They smile at each other.
Dana: "I love you."
They hug again before Dana's parents get into the car. The cab drives off.
Alice and Dana look at each other.
Alice: "Wow, who would've thought."
Dana: "I know."
Alice pulls her arm around Dana's shoulder.
Alice: "So now you're officially allowed to love goats."
Dana: "Oh, shut up."
Alice and Dana laugh and walk back inside the Planet.
