Truth, Lies, Secrets, and War
Me: -sigh- go back to school tomorrow...
Gaara: HA!
Me: i'll try not to think about it! so i got streeks today!
Gaara: o.O blonde...
Me: yesh blonde
Gaara: -pokes hair-
Me: GET AWAY! -slaps him upside the head-
Gaara: .
Me: so, a few days ago me and my parents went to Canada for a few hours...
Gaara: you went to a different countery for a few hours?
Me: i live like...20 minutes from the bridge!
Gaara: oh...
Me: so i got this news paper with an artical that was about emo kids and it listed soical lables so every chapter until i'm out of them, Itachi will read them for you!
Itachi: must i?
Me: yesh
Itachi: fine. "Chav: Trendy but fake. Dressed in brand-name sportswear and knockoffs of the lastest fashion trends. Also like to sport 'bling' - usally fake gold. says the term originated in Britain, but its etymology is both vague and disputed."
Me: are YOU Chav?
Itachi: next time we'll be learning about 'Gangsta'. now for reviews...
Alien26: yesh it was. i suddenly felt like trying that!
digitalcat17: you are assless my friend. yay Ok Go! ITS AN UPDATE MAN! ITS AN UPDATE! yesh you found a carrot...lol you and caps. SEE YOU WHEN WE ARE DOOMED TOMORROW! FIRST CLASS...CHOIR!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Digimon
Please R&R! And don't bother flaming...its a bunch of crap so DON'T FUCKING BOTHER!
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"Ok are we done?" Anko asked. Shizune nodded. "Good. Coming up!"
The names on the bored moved around until it read 'Ohtani Kate vs. Terra'
"WOOT! GO TERRA!" Kankuro yelled.
"Go!" Anko yelled.
Kate started by throwing some Senbon at Terra she easily dogged them.
'Ak…I'm SO not in the mood for fighting today,' Terra though, a slight headache forming after watching that performance. 'I better finish this soon but in a cool way to impress Kankuro-kun!'
Terra formed some hand seals.
"Sabaka floor no Jutsu!" Terra smashed her hand into the floor and the whole thing turned to sand. The area around Kate's legs turned to quick sand, pulling her in. It stopped when she was in to her ankles. Terra then did a few black flips into Kate's stomach. The Mist girl coughed up blood before passing out. The floor returned to its original state.
"Winner! Terra!"
"Woot! That's my girl!" Kankuro yelled. She blushed.
"Next!" Anko yelled. The screen moved until it read 'Rock Lee vs. Ohashi Fuji'.
"WHOOHOO!" Lee yelled, flames in his eyes.
"YOUTHFUL LEE! GO OUT THERE AND WIN! KICK! KILL!" Gai yelled.
"You got that from a movie," Neji sighed.
"YES I DID! BUT GO LEE! GO AND WIN!"
"HAI GAI-SENSEI!" Lee yelled.
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SESNEI!"
"I think they're going to disqualify him if you don't shut up," Kakashi said.
"COOL AND YOUTHFUL KAKASHI! WHEN DID YOU GET BACK?" Gai asked.
"Oh about 5 minutes ago."
"KAKASHI! YOU ARE SO HIP HOW YOU MANAGED TO GO UNSEEN FOR SO LONG! TELL ME! HOW IS THE BLACK MISTERSS?"
"Ug…she's going to be ok…just don't call her that again."
"OH YOUR JUST LIKE HER! SHE ALWAYS TELLS ME TO STOP CALLING ME THAT OR I'LL 'MEET MY MAKER'! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT BUT IT SOUNDS YOUTHFUL!"
"Gai!" Anko yelled. "Tell your student to get down here NOW!"
"LEE! GO OFF INTO THE SUNSET AND WIN!"
"HAI SIR!" Lee yelled and jumped from the railing, making his normal pose.
Fuji was from Hidden Cloud. He was dressed in gray cargo pants with a gray top. The sleeves where cut off. He had platinum blond hair with brown streaks and blue eyes. His forehead proctor was around his wrist.
"Start!" Anko said.
Lee started right away, running toward Fuji at a speed that made the boy gasp is shock. Lee turned up at his side and punched him down.
Slowly Fuji got up and started forming seals.
"Wiping wind no Justu!" A heavy and blinding wind started, embedded with charka. Everyone sighed, as they had to cover their bodies for the second time that day.
"THIS WIND DOES NOT MATTER! I WILL RUN THROUGH IT!" Lee yelled through the howling wind.
Though that turned out to be a challenge for every time he moved, he was pushed back. He finally decided to take his weights off though Gai didn't tell him too.
"That is much better!" Lee was now able to run through the wind with ease. He jumped up and kicked Fuji in the face then coming around his body and kicking him in the stomach. Before he fell, Lee was able to punch him in the stomach.
Fuji fell to his knees, the wind stopping. He was gasping hard.
"Oh my…I think I may have busied his lungs," Lee sweat dropped, not meaning to do that.
"Winner! Rock Lee!" Anko declared.
Lee grabbed his weights and ran up to Gai.
"LEE! YOU ARE THE BEST!" Gai yelled. Lily smiled at him, which made him blush and rub the back of his head shyly.