The next morning Ariana slowly yawned and opened her eyes as security cameras roared on and Fanny II plus Roscoe guffawed being in a camera room.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh-I'm-so-not-a-morning-person-I-mean-can't-there-be-an-afternoon-wake-up-call-in-this-drabby-place?" Ariana moaned rising from her bed and shuffling to her bathroom to find the door not budging.
"Ughhhhhhhhh what is going on? I mean come on stupid door open up already would ya? I need the facilities really bad".
A big screen whooshed down from Ariana's bedroom ceiling and she heard an ever so familiar evil cackle and she knew she started something she couldn't finish.
"Morning Branch sooooooooo did Poppy and you have a snuggle night or what? I mean she is awfully snuggly isn't she?" Fanny II asked her face appearing on the screen.
"Fanny II I swear if this has your name written all over it I'm taking you down to Chinatown girl. All's I did was mess with a bit of your hair you locked me out of my bathroom my sanctuary if you even did it".
"Desk in the middle idiot and FFR yes I am a part of this prank and it's not just your bathroom locked. Sometimes I amaze even myself".
Ariana raced to her desk and found a picture of Fanny II with her tongue out blue from a blue raspberry blow pop as on the screen Fanny II imitated the picture with Roscoe laughing.
"Fanny Abigail Fullbright the 2nd you better tell me what you did and tell me now because my bedroom door won't open either and I have a feeling the windows aren't really glass".
"That sis is my doing it's titanium you know shoot it down
It won't fall
It is titanium" Roscoe belted out as Fanny II giggled at his singing.
"You-two-have-T-minus-three-seconds-to-tell-me-what-you-did-or-so-help-me-god-you-are-going-to-witness- THE BIGGEST TWEEN MELTDOWN EVER AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE IT!"
"Oh please you're a pussycat compared to me now you want a real tween meltdown come visit me on bad report card day amateur".
Ariana took a run at her bathroom door tackling it to find it not budging as Fanny II guffawed holding up a tub of superglue.
"We were going to use Gorilla Glue but Roz said superglue is stronger I guess he was right. I mean just look how great that door holds up" Fanny II said as Roscoe smiled seeing Ariana take another run at the bathroom door.
"Wow not even a dent I mean KND will take anybody these days. Now me personally I would have used my body strength and rammed the door head on but that's just me".
"What do you think I'm trying to do you psychotic psycho? No matter how many times I hit the door it won't budge thanks to your super Gorilla glue which I'm guessing you still used even though Roscoe said super glue was enough" Ariana said kicking the door repeatedly.
"If ramming the door didn't work what in all that is holy makes you think kicking it would? I mean Ari you're an idiot most days" Roscoe said as Ariana let out a feeble war cry and rammed the door to the bathroom again.
"You know me so well Ari I did use Gorilla glue but mixed with super glue it's pretty much unstoppable. If you need the potty you'll find a bucket on the floor with your name all over it".
Rachel walked into the camera room finding her daughter face to face with the screen almost boring into Fanny II's soul.
"I swear Fan if I get out of here the next thing I'm doing is pranking you back and then we'll see who rules pranks you youngster. I have so many pranks planned once I get out of here".
"If you get out of there I mean geez super Gorilla glue what will I think up next? See you can't beat me because I'm always one step ahead of you".
"Well, well, well looks like Fanny II and Roscoe found a way to get even with little Mrs. Branch haven't they? See I would let you out but getting in the middle of a Fullbright feud is suicide trust mama she knows" Rachel said nibbling a jelly doughnut as Nigel sat between Fanny II and Roscoe.
"Morning Grumpy so having fun being isolated yet? If not you won't trust me I know I was in this position once because your mom and I were fighting and apparently Auntie Fanny cares about your mom more than anything else" Nigel said gnawing a Mcgriddle apart.
"It may not be important to either of you in the camera room but I went all night without peeing and I really need to go and as Fanny II suggested I'm not using a bucket because I'm not a boy and I do have standards on sitting on top of a bucket".
"Like my mum and dad told me every camping trip if you have to go bad enough you'll use the bucket if not well then I hope that underwear your wearing is super absorbent".
Ariana moaned crossing her legs and her stomach rumbled as she held it looking around for food knowing she had a secret stash as she giggled running to a loose floorboard and finding it empty IOU's occupying it.
"You really shouldn't tell your brother or friends where you hide the secret stash a very clumsy mistake I'm glad you made" Fanny II said a wicker basket filled with candy and other snacks in the middle of her and Roscoe.
"Alright Fan fun is fun but you can't starve me or damage my urinary tract so if you would let me out I'd be glad to apologize and then we can go our separate ways seeing I'm not your friend anymore".
Fanny sneered walking up to her daughter and she put her face right up to the screen knowing how much torture Ariana was in right now.
"So we may be white trash but you're the blonde bimbo that fell right into my daughter's prank. I bet you'll think twice before you prank one of us young lady" Fanny said as Mark nodded resting his black boots on top of a desk in front of Ariana's room and she had a plan.
"Mark can you hear me? If you can respond and if you can't then don't say anything at all. I mean this is a titanium wrapped room now and I know you probably can't hear me" Ariana said sitting behind her door hoping on a wing and a prayer that Mark could hear her.
"Yea I hear you but good luck getting help from me I'm not very happy with you right now Mrs. Swift. That's right I saw the response to my vid and I hate it and so do all my followers" Mark said sipping a Mountain Dew.
"Mark buddy, old pal, friend of mine, ex flame you need to get me out of here it's not fair to me all because I decorated a portion of Fanny II's hair with bubble gum, jelly, and peanut butter".
"She had to have it shaved so she's wearing a wig on that half right now Ari. I'm not going to help you for two reasons one you hurt me beyond help you heartbreaker and two Fanny II and I are family and families much stronger than Gorilla super glue which as it looks is incredibly strong".
Arianna slumped onto her bed thinking and it dawned on her the weakness to super glue of any company thanks to science class and she ran back to her door her voice a plead in it.
"Mark I need paint thinner right now and if you get it for me I'll consider dating you again I mean you have to miss my kisses right?"
"No they were too wet and way, way, way, way, wayyyyyyyy too slimy. I mean what is your tongue half slug just grodi".
"Mark the longer your family keeps me locked up the more my pee builds up, the more my pee builds up the weaker I become, and the weaker I become THE MORE HEADS GET BUSTED ONCE I GET OUT OF HERE!
Mark hysterically laughed falling out of the desk and onto the floor cackling as oh brother escaped his lips and he was out of breath.
"Mark I'm serious if you keep me locked up I'm just going to get angrier and the angrier I get the more people get caught in my crossfire Honey".
"Honey is not a nickname for me by you anymore we're not dating and I'd never date you again I promise you that Mrs. Swift. I don't go for the cheerleaders pretending to be brainy types anyways Eleanor Chipette is more my style".
"Mark you have no idea who you're messing with sweetheart. Now I have a boyfriend contract in here all's you have to do is sign it and then I'm all yours for the showing off I'd be your arm candy Marky".
"No thanks Leone and I have been doing a bit of flirting so who knows maybe her and I will start dating. I mean Eleanor Chipette is Leone in a nutshell except without all the extra padding Eleanor has".
"Mark if you help me I'll help you buddy. You get me out and I'll make Leone see how much of a cutie you are. I mean tag teams are the best teams I tag you in when Leone is in my grasp and you do the rest reeling her in like a big mouth bass".
"Alright one I'm telling Leone you called her a big mouth fish and two I don't need your help because I didn't need any help when I started courting you" Mark said as Leone hummed Love Yourself by Justin Beiber and skipped down the hallway which gave Mark an idea.
"For all the times that you rain on my parade
And all the clubs you get in using my name
You think you broke my heart
Ohhh girl for goodness sake
You think I'm crying
Oh my ohhh well I aint".
Leone giggled running up to Mark wanting to join in his sing along and he wasn't about to stop her from singing Ariana's least favorite song.
"And I didn't wanna write a song
Cause I didn't want anyone
Thinking I still care I don't
But you still hit my phone up
And baby I be movin on
And I think you should be something
I don't wanna hold back
Maybe you should know that
My mama don't like you
And she likes everyone
And I never like to admit that I was wrong
And I've been so caught up in my job
Didn't see what's going on
But now I know
I'm better sleeping on my own" Leone belted out as the camera room gang joined her.
"Cause if you like the way you look that much
Ohhh baby you should go and love yourself
And if you think that I'm still holdin on to
Something
You should go and love yourself" Fanny II sang as Leone danced around everybody.
Ariana moaned knowing that they were doing this to torture her to the extreme.
"When you told me that
You hated my friends
The only problem was
With you and not them
And every time you told me
My opinion was wrong
And tried to make me
Forget where I came from" Rachel sang as Leone giggled sharing the desk with Mark.
"Lee please girlfriend you need to get me out of here my pees going to burst and I know you know how I feel. It's our first trip to Florida all over again" Ariana moaned scratching at her door like a dog wanting out.
"Well first off that trip was extra-long and I believe it was you that begged us not to stop and I wet my pants thanks to you. And second let me jam first then I'll see if I even want you out".
"And I didn't wanna write a song
Cause I didn't want anyone
Thinking I still care I don't
But you still hit my phone up
And baby I be movin on
And I think you should be something
I don't wanna hold back
Maybe you should know that
My mama don't like you
And she likes everyone
And I never like to admit that I was wrong
And I've been so caught up in my job
Didn't see what's going on
But now I know
I'm better sleeping on my own" Nigel sang out of tune as everybody giggled dancing around him
Cause if you like the way you look that much
Ohhh baby you should go and love yourself
And if you think that I'm still holdin on to
Something
You should go and love yourself" Gabriella screeched hobbling over as Wally and Kuki joined her.
"For all the times that you made me feel small
I fell in love now I feel nothing at all
I never felt so low when I was vulnerable
Was I a fool to let you break down my walls?" Wally sang as Kuki giggled taking the last part of the song.
"Cause if you like the way you look that much
Ohhh baby you should go and love yourself
And if you think that I'm still holding on to
Something
You should go and love yourself
Cause if you like the way you look that much
Ohhh baby you should go and love yourself
And if you think that I'm still holdin on to
Something
You should go and love yourself" Kuki finished as everyone except Ariana cheered.
"Lee the only reason I didn't want to stop is because I know my mom and rest stops and if we took yours we were going to have to wait another three hours for another one" Ariana said as Rachel shook her head no at Leone.
"That was an extra- long trip I would have stopped as much as you girls would have liked it was Ari that didn't want to stop and I will never listen to her again because everyone but her had an accident".
"Lee if you let me out I'll introduce you to a boy that likes you I mean stick with me Lee I can be a great wing woman".
"No thanks Ari you don't have wings and judging by the texts Mark sent I think he wants to talk to me ASAP meaning now" Leone said grabbing Mark's arm and pulling him off to a secluded part of Moonbase finding monitors all starring Arianna locked in her bedroom.
"Well-uhh-Lee-I-just-wanted-to-let-you-know-that-I-may-a-little-or-a-lot-or-an-extra-mega-over-the-moon-lot-love-you-and-not-as-a-friend-either" Mark said his words becoming like one sentence him never taking a breath.
"Well good because I love you too and truthishly I was so jealous when Ariana had you but she's a meanie and deserves to be locked up".
"Tell me about it she called you a big mouth fish and I told her that you wouldn't like it or stand for it. I mean she has a much bigger mouth than you and a slimier tongue too I swear it's half slug".
Leone got red in the face and rushed back to Ari's room everyone still around her door hoping to see the battle between Fanny II, Mark and Leone Vs. Ariana.
"Ariana Rachel Mckenzie I know you did not call me a big mouth or a fish because if you did Fanny II's my new bestest friend".
"I didn't call you a big mouth or a fish I called you a big mouth fish it was three things combined you dunce".
"Oh so what I'm a big mouth bass dunce now? Make up your mind prisoner and best believe I'll never help you out and I was all for that before Mark told me you called me a big mouth bass".
"Lee look I wasn't thinking then I'm hungry, I'm thirsty, I'm bored out of my mind, and all's I want is a bathroom but I don't see that coming anytime soon".
"Fanny II told me you'd do this we were on the phone since past midnight and she said you'd do anything to get me in your good graces so I'd help you and not this time you-you-you-you slug tongued weirdo.
The room grew quiet the only sounds were Fanny II and Mark laughing hysterically with Mark on the floor.
"Yea well Mark's no better he's just poor white trash looking for someone to clean him up and he expects that to be you".
"Good because he doesn't need cleaning he just needs someone to love him and lots of luck escaping Ari because there's only one way out and I doubt your bubble butt will fit".
Arianna's eyes scanned the room and they found an air vent as Ari made quick work of the screws and off came the plate and Arianna climbed inside barely getting in and she crawled until she felt the vent giving in and she whispered oh no as she crashed into Elizabeth and Matthews room.
"Shhhhhhhhhhhh we just got Roscoe JR. to bed and please don't tell me that is a gaping hole in our ceiling" Elizabeth whispered as Matthew snored lightly Roscoe JR. sucking his thumb and cuddling next to him.
"Not my fault blame Fanny II she locked me in my room and the vent was the only way out Liz. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go to the bathroom and then banish all of my childhood friends from my life" Ariana said as Elizabeth giggled seeing Ariana's underwear hanging on a jagged piece of metal.
"That puddle means now I have to wash the rug so thanks so much for literally dropping by and snag your underwear on the way out".
Ariana blushed in embarrassment and ran off to change as Elizabeth grabbed the rug and skipped off loving being a new mom more than anything.
"Honestly what did she expect Fanny II to do I mean Ariana destroyed her hair and expected to get off Scott free there's no way that was happening".
Elizabeth threw the rug in the washer and started it hearing Roscoe JR.'s wail and she ran off to him scooping him up before he could wake Matty who was up all night studying for College.
"Shh, shh, shh, shh mama's here now so what do you say to some TV and a bottle or you could watch me clean".
Roscoe JR giggled as Elizabeth put Disney JR. on and then started making up the nursery which still needed a little work as Rachel tiptoed in looking around for her daughter.
"Liz It's Super Mom and I would love if we could have a few minutes. I can see Ari's been here too which she's made her own bed now she has to lie in it or is it lay in it?" Rachel asked as Elizabeth ran up holding her mom's mouth closed.
"Shush Matty's been up all night studying and he needs his rest. I'm going to make sure he gets it if it kills me mother".
"Fine then let's go get some lunch we can bring the little bundle of giggly joy with us. I mean I've never seen a baby so giggly before and I helped watch all three Sanbans".
"Yea he's getting to act more and more like Roscoe everyday even Matty says so. Plus now with Roz adopted he may start to feel like a real member of the family having a member named after him.
Rachel and Elizabeth Roscoe JR. strapped around her walked to the food court where Ariana was pigging out on everything she saw.
"Well at least we know where your bubble butt comes from slug tongued weirdo. I mean geez even piglets leave scraps of food for later" Leone said holding Mark's hand.
"Shut it big mouth you chose your side and I chose mine I just hope you like being pranked because it's weaklings like you that I'm pranking first".
Fanny II sneered walking up to her best friend and her brother forgetting to mention that Arianna was an internet sensation thanks to camera's being all over Ariana even when she escaped the room.
"Yea well if you prank me you're going to have two Fullbright's, two Mckenzie's, and one very injured Sanban child to deal with you slug tongued weirdo".
Arianna heard a notification beep on her phone as she saw a new video had been posted by Fanny II and Arianna was tagged in it.
"Come on Lee I'm famished so let's eat then plan a sleepover tonight leaving the slug tongued weirdo out" Fanny II said as Leone stuck her tongue out at Arianna and skipped off hairbrush in hand to brush Fanny II's hair an act she knew Fanny II loved.
"Lee in a few seconds time Ari's going to notice the vid I posted and then the whole food court will erupt into laughter. Girl with you by my side that mouse attitude you have will be more like a tiger or a lion's".
Ariana shrieked in embarrassment as the food court erupted into laughter and Fanny II sneered allowing Leone to brush her hair.
"Hey Mackenzie aren't you potty trained? If not I have a whole bunch of puppy pads your family can have to potty train you" A girl said as Roscoe heard enough and angrily stomped up to the girl.
"Lindsay Beckett nice to finally meet you for the first time since pre K anywhozil you're coming with me because you owe my sister an apology".
"Oh puhlease Mackenzie she hates you to her core and everybody knows it. Give it up Runty Puppy she's a lost cause".
Roscoe was fuming as he grabbed Lindsay and pulled her to Ariana who was bawling and a crowd of kids were around her.
"Let's try this again Linds I want you to say sorry or I'm going to tell everyone your deepest, darkest, secret and you know I know what it is".
Lindsay gulped walking up to Ariana who wept angrily wiping her eyes and sniffling seeing Lindsay right in front of her being guarded by Roscoe.
"Well she's waiting and you better make it believable she's having a very bad day losing all her friends but one and all".
Lindsay squeaked sorry as Roscoe got face to face with Lindsay his eyes a flame that couldn't be extinguished.
"I don't think she caught that Lindsay and until she does I'm going to be your worst enemy and Ari if it means anything I've acted like a real jerk of a brother and would sincerely like to apologize".
Ariana was surprised at Roscoe's apology and even more surprised when Lindsay Becket Cheerleading captain of the varsity squad screamed sorry and scampered off before Roscoe could stop her.
"Ari I know you miss them and I also know this new image isn't you so wipe your nose, dry your eyes, and level with me what's with the Branch persona?" Roscoe asked as Ariana hiccupped and gently looked into Roscoe's eyes.
"I- just- don't- want- to- see- you- get- hurt- I- mean- I've- seen- boys- under- Fanny- II's- love- spell- before- they- were- never- the- same- after- she- left- them" Ariana bawled as Roscoe hugged her and she cried on his shoulder.
"Ari if I couldn't handle something as big as dating one of my top five best friends I never would have attempted it".
Ariana gulped back tears and slowly unclung from Roscoe as he set a tray of Ariana's favorite foods and his favorite foods in front of the both of them.
"Roz you don't have to do this I'm a social outcast thanks to Fanny II and Leone who no doubt helped her edit the video I don't want to bring you down with me".
Roscoe laughed loudly as Ariana looked at him like he had a thousand heads not really getting his joke as he continued to laugh.
"I'm serious Roz I'm what makes a social outcast if you look that saying up in the slang dictionary my picture will be there with the video Fanny II and Leone posted right beside it".
Roscoe stopped laughing his breaths in spurts as Ariana sipped a Mountain Dew Slurpee originated by her when she froze Mountain Dew when she was younger.
"Ari I'm an artist by day and a family brother by night do you really think I care about being a social outcast? Heck your name wouldn't be next to social outcast mine would with my goofy toothy smile accompanying it".
Roscoe smiled his goofy smile and Ariana could do nothing but laugh at it as she did ever since the day he was dropped on the Mckenzie's doorstep.
"Good you're laughing again because there's something else that has to be done and I know you know what it is".
Ariana nodded throwing her tray away as Roscoe walked up to Leone and Fanny II having a plan for Ariana, Fanny II, and Leone to become friends again.
"Come on ladies I've got a hankering for ice cream and I know the perfect place it has the best ice cream ever with all the fixings".
The girls followed Roscoe to the freezer where Fanny II and Leone made up and he shoved them in knowing they wouldn't go in by themselves.
"Right now until you three are friends again you are going to be cold so I'd suggest making up quick and Fanny II I'm sorry but you know Ari's a good friend she loves your friendship as well as Leone's she's just going through some stuff of her own right now as I'm sure you guys did once".
"Roz sweetie it's like 30 below in here we can't sit in here all day and with new Ari's attitude we may be in here awhile" Fanny II said her voice pleading.
"Fanny JR. you know I love you but I also love Ariana and she's my sister which is a double whammy at this point. Lee I like you as a friend but I don't think love will ever be felt by me to you" Roscoe said as the adults walked by seeing Roscoe guard the freezer.
"Move along nothing to see here just three cold girls that by the sounds of things aren't making up and until they do their going to be locked away in their frozen tower.
"Ooh can I be Elsa I always wanted to be in Frozen and Elsa just screams Leone Apple Sanban. I mean who else can sing Let It Go like me?" Leone asked pacing around the cold freezer to keep warm.
"Leone you're missing the point I didn't lock you in there to play make believe I locked you in there because Ari, Fanny II, and you used to be the best of friends now you're torn apart and I'm going to put you back together.
"Roz I'm more than willing to embrace friendship but I don't think Fanny II or Lee want me as a friend anymore so could we maybe let us out I'm wearing a halter top and it's freezing my tummy and poor biceps" Ariana said seeing her breath in the freezer.
"BTdubbs I have a million more videos to post of the not so perfect you Ariana Mckenzie. I mean you make everybody believe you're Mrs. Perfect Everything but I have proof that you're not".
"Great post as many videos as you like I don't care because I don't make myself out to be Mrs. Perfect that was given to me when we were in school together and the both of you told everyone I was Mrs. Perfect".
"You Know Fanny II she makes a point I mean we did call her Little Angel Ari With A Halo Over Her Head we even made a song about her. If anything we made her Mrs. Perfect Everything".
"Lee nobody asked you if I want your opinion I'll ask for it just like I ask for anything else I want. I mean geez sure we made her Mrs. Perfect Everything but she never stopped us from doing it".
Leone slumped into the corner of the freezer as Ari's heart went out to her and Leone saw this but was scared to speak because of what Fanny II might say or do.
"You know you shouldn't talk to her like that I don't think she likes it very much. And another thing you should be a little more friendly to her seeing you actually have a friend I don't and I know you don't care".
"You don't tell me how to talk to her you called her a big mouth bass and that is worse than anything I can call her Mrs. Perfect Everything".
A shadow stepped from the corner of the freezer and all the girls shrieked seeing Deidra in there in full parka gear smiling down at them.
"I guess Roz the small fry knows what he's doing ladies. I mean he figures either A you three will kill each other B the freezing cold may kill you or C you guys make up and he lets you out".
"Roscoe Sweetie Pie locking me up is not the best way to win my heart sweetheart. I mean it's positively icy in here and it's not just the ice in the freezer either everybody's attitudes are icy too" Fanny II said rubbing her hands inside of her green sweater sleeves.
"Good then making up should be easy and simple seeing you three are freezing and hoping for some central heat".
"Not Parka Girl The KND Agent Capturer herself in here. I mean she's making me sweat just looking at her".
"Deidra deserves warm clothes because she's not driving me to the point of ripping my hair out you three are. I mean come on you were friends once there has to be something in your hearts that misses that friendship" Roscoe said as Rachel, Roscoe JR. and Elizabeth walked up to the crowd.
"What's all the hubbub bubs? Is it a hanging, a decapitation, or as it looks a hypothermia outbreak in the making?" Rachel asked as Elizabeth played Peek A Boo with Roscoe JR.
"Hey mini me take accurate notes because one day you just may be locking people up in this freezer for almost making you pull every strand of your hair out".
Roscoe JR. reached for Roscoe and Elizabeth grew used to this as she handed him to Roscoe as he put Roscoe JR.'s face on the window of the freezer fogging it up.
"Now how could you guys continue to fight with such a little cutie looking in on you? I mean his giggle alone will make you melt into puddles at the sound of it" Deidra said as the three girls stared at each other and suddenly they saw what Roscoe saw three girls throwing a friendship away.
"Ari-I'm-so-sorry-I-should-of-asked-you-before-I-started-dating-Roscoe. I-mean-you-asked-me-before-you-had-romantic-feelings-for-Mark-and-now-you-two-are-in-cahoots-because-I-made-you-jealous" Fanny II wept as Arianna hugged her also crying and Leone hugged them both one for warmth and two because she was taught hugs solve everything.
"Yea I mean why can't we be friends I mean sure we ruined Ari's rep and possibly her standing in High School when she gets there but she'll always have us" Leone said breaking away from the girls as they heard a lock click and dashed out Deidra being the caboose shaking freezer ice from her coat and hair.
"Let's have a sleepover to commemorate our umpteenth fight and we can give each other Mani Pedis now that's Leone Apple Sanban's idea of a good time".
The girls shrieked in glee and ran off as Roscoe held a prideful smile on his face knowing he just saved the day once again.
Well wow and I do mean wow 5,329 words later and I'm ending it here so R&R Sportsfans and fanfiction fans and lastly my fans and I'll write more soon.