StarJen: I rule.
Dear Malik,
Did you know that you're so great and evil and well everything
that Bakura and your hikari is not? And beside we all know Malik is
really hot...oh...wait...yeah tis true. And I'll be your slave any
time of the day. Tell me to kil Bakura and I certainly will. Tell me
to Kill the pharaoh and I will do it too!
That's sweet but Malik can't come to the phone right now. He's with Bakura.
StarJen: Try again later.