101 Ways to Kill Scrappy
A fan fiction by Kate-chan 91
Disclaimer: Do I have to write this?
Kate-chan 91's tidbits (A/N): (Throws toast to Dark Taliz) Here's part two of the TRILOGY OF TOUGH LOVE!
Enjoy!
Method Twenty-Five: Chocolate and Grapes
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It was finally Valentine's Day and the gang, like everyone else in the neighborhood, exchanged tokens of affections to their lovers or crushes, be it flowers, a giant stuffed animal, and the much coveted box of chocolates.
While reading the ingredients and then eating the contents of a red chocolate box that Shaggy gave her, Velma remembered that chocolate (among other things) and grapes (also among other things) were toxic to most animals, especially dogs. As a lightbulb turned on above her head, she closed her chocolate box, picked up the phone and called up her friends so they could organize the latest killing method mentioned in this fanfic.
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The rest of the gang quickly ran over the Dinkley house and a plot was made (for once) in a shorter period of time than 120 minutes (that's two hours). (In fact, it took exactly two minutes and ten seconds to come up with a plan.) The quintet then shuffled themselves into the Mystery Machine so they could drive over to Shaggy's house in order to execute the lastest master (?) plan.
As usual, the gang found Scrappy in a minimal amount of time as he was simply in the living room watching sappy Valentine's Day specials. After replacing the Scooby Snacks in a box that resembled a real chocolate box with REAL chocolates and the occaisional grape, Daphne tied a pink ribbon around it and the gang presented their special gift to the unsuspecting puppy. The puppy immediately jumped off the couch with glee, grabbed the box, ripped off the ribbon, and stuffed the contents down his throat.
Unfortunately, this isn't exactly the best method to do if you want a quick death, but since this is fiction and not real life, let's speed it up, shall we?
Anyway, Scrappy felt fine at first, but soon he felt like someone punched him in the stomach. Suddenly, he started vomiting and shaking, not to mention diarrhea near the end; he eventually (well what do you know!) died in a pile of his own mess a couple of hours later.
Because the Scooby-Doo gang definitely didn't want the ASPCA to arrive and investigate this death scene, the gang immediately resurrected him with the spell in the killing methods book and ordered him to clean up his mess.
End of Chapter Twenty-Five
A/N: (Insert your own "Did you like it?" question here)
Here's the description of part three of the Trilogy of Tough Love (a 101WTKS holiday special written by yours truly):
On part three of the Trilogy of Tough Love, Scooby-Doo and Scooby Dumb get personal as they fight over Scooby Dee with the most ridiculous method yet: ARCHERY! Which one will pervail? Will Scrappy also fall in love and participate in the fight? Or is he doing to die in the usual way that I do when the two Scoobies fight? Tune in on Friday for the next installment of "101 Ways to Kill Scrappy"!
Ja Ne!
Kate-chan 91