Hey guys. Money's back for the next chapter.
Shira: Do you still think you're Canadian?
Me: I am!
Shira: Sure. And I'm Asian.
Me: You are. You're an Asian white tiger.
Shira: Huh. That explains why I understand Chinese.
Me: Yeah. I'm trying to learn Al-Bhed and Klingon. More Al-Bhed then Klingon. Can anybody help?
Shira: Cool.
Me: Yeah. Anyway, enough with this gibberish. Back to the story.
Shira: Yeah.
Me: Thinking about learning gibberish...
Disclaimer: E tuh'd ufh Ela Yka. Yeah, it sucks.
Chapter 25: FBI Rescue
One week later
Shira and Percy were back home. They were still recovering from their torture the Jedi did to them. They ate like there was no tomorrow. They slept till the sunset. Well, Percy was still sleep. And he's been sleeping for the past 24 hours.
"It's like he's going for the longest time sleeping."
"Or he's training for the sleepathon."
Prentice and Mitch said as they observed the sleeping boy.
"C'mon guys just let the poor kid sleep. He's been through a lot."
Chris said as he walked by. Prentice and Mitch looked at each other, then started playing DS.
"You connected?"
"Yep."
"Let's race."
The two began racing. Shira was sitting in front of the television, watching something on the Net G.O. Wild Network. They were showing an episode about whales on Nature.
"Granny, can I change the channel?"
Shira asked for what seemed like the millionth time.
"No! What if Precious comes to- There she is! Hey baby! Mama's gonna be home soon!"
Granny shouted at the TV as a whale swam by. Shira sighed and walked off to see what Sergio was doing. Sergio was playing with Nash and Sid.
"Y'know I have to do my londry soon, right?"
Shira heard a voice behind her. She turned to see Chris standing behind her.
"What?"
"The clothes you picked for your little nest? I need to clean them."
"I wouldn't do that if I were you."
Shira said. Chris looked at her.
"Why?"
"You'll find out."
Shira said before she walked off to where Sergio and Nash were.
"Hey Shira. Try this."
Sergio said before he gave her some candy. Shira ate it.
"Huh, kinda- wow, wow. It's like, wow. It's like they're popping I'm my mouth- oh wow. Now my head. This is good."
"Yup. Pop Rocks."
Shira smiled.
"They're good. Does it affect the brain."
"No. It just feels like it's making your brain explode."
"Cool."
Elsewhere, Luna was thinking. Thinking hard. She knew where Chris's mother and friend were. Now, she just had to check to make sure they were alive. She looked around to make sure that the others weren't looking. Then she jumped out the window and started on her way. She ran through the forest until she made it to the Jedi headquarters. She knew where the Jedi kept their prisoners. She ran to a trench like hole in the ground. She went down and opened a cell door at the bottom of the trench. When she got in, she found two women sitting in the middle of the floor.
"Hey."
She whispered. The women looked up at her.
"Luna-"
"Please get us out of here."
Crystal cried. Luna looked at them with pity.
"I know you want out. But I can't."
Luna said. The two women started crying.
"Please! I have to see my son."
Chris's mother said as she cried.
"I know, I know. I'm sorry."
The two women cried even more.
"Okay okay. Shh shh. Let me think."
Luna began to think of a way to save the two women. As she was thinking, she was nocked down into the cell by an orange cat. When Luna looked up, she saw Diego staring at her.
"Diego?"
Diego looked at her.
"Mihy. F-fryd'c kuihk u-uh?"
Luna stared at Diego. She sighed. She knew what he'd been up to for the past few days. He has been watching something that had to do with this weird language.
"Uh, okay then. Have you come to help me? Or did you just want to attack me?"
Diego just at Luna. After a few minutes, Diego got up off of her and let her up. Luna stood up and looked at him.
"Okay Diego. You go free these two, while I find a place where you can get reception."
Diego nodded and Luna walked off.
"Maybe he's not drunk?"
Luna thought herself. She pulled out Chris's cellphone and saw that it turned on easily with no problem. But she could even dial 911, a Jedi grabbed her by the back of her shirt.
"What do you think you're doing?!"
He shouted at Luna.
"Let me go!"
She shouted. The Jedi laughed cruely.
"You're not going anywhere. If you think you're going to ruin our plans, you're wrong."
Luna gulped. The Jedi dragged Luna to another cage in there headquarters. When she got there, she saw a wolf in the cage. As she got closer, she recognized the wolf in the cage.
"Gendron..."
The Jedi opened the cage and threw Luna in the cage. He closed the door after her and walked away.
"Luna, what're you doing here? I thought you escaped."
Luna crawled over to her half-sister and hugged her.
"I know. I got caught while trying to rescue two other friends. What're you doing here? I thought I rescued you?"
Gendron looked at Luna sadly.
"I wanted to make sure you escaped safely. As for why I'm here, I still don't know."
Gendron said. Then she had a face of fear. Luna noticed this and wondered what her sister was thinking.
"Gendron, what's wrong?"
Gendron looked at her older sister.
"What if they do to me what they did to Mom? I don't want pups now!"
Gendron started crying.
"Shh shh it's okay. I won't let anything happen to you. Promise."
Gendron looked up at her sister.
"You really promise?"
Luna nodded.
"Promise."
Gendron smiled.
"Just hope Diego's doing his job."
...
"E fyhhy ramb oui."
Diego said to the two women. They just looked at him. Unknown to them, a Jedi was standing right behind the orange saber. He shot a tranquilizing dart at Diego. He fell to the ground. The Jedi got up and looked at the saber.
"Pathetic."
He then looked at the women. He didn't give much thought to them and closed the door to the cell and dragged Diego's body to the cell where Luna and Gendron were. When he got there, he threw him to the ground and closed the door behind him and walked away.
"This is getting weird."
Gendron said. Luna turned to her.
"Ya think?"
...
Elsewhere, a group of FBI agents were walking around. A blue eyed blondie looked at another agent. This one hab brown hair and brown eyes.
"Where are we?"
The blondie asked.
"I don't know exactly."
"This is the last place where we got a cellphone signal."
Said a redhead officer as he walked up to the agents.
"Hotch, JJ! Think you might wanna see this!"
Another brunette agent said as she held up a cellphone in a gloved hand.
"Nice job Prentice. Call Garcia and see if she could get anything off of it."
Hotch said before he walked off to look around. Prentice called Garcia.
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The phone rang at Garcia's desk. She pressed a button and began to speak.
"I am the spirit of Delphi, speaker of the prophecies of Phoebus Apollo, slaughter of the mighty Python. Approach, Seaker, and ask. How may I help?
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Prentice chuckled.
"That cellphone you tracked earlier. Can you get anything else off it?"
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Garcia smiled.
"I will get it so fast that time will revers and we won't know what hit us. Garcia out."
Garcia pressed a button and began typing really fast. Something came up on the screen.
"Huh."
Garcia said as she started to read. She then called Prentice.
.
Prentice picked up her cellphone.
"Garcia, found anything?"
.
"Christofer Hiroshi. He's an Asian Amaricans undercover agent, who works at the GameStop. He lives at 52 Sylvester street."
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"Thanks Garcia."
Prentice said as she hung up her phone.
"Christofer Hiroshi. He lives at 52 Sylvester street."
"That's the street boarding these woods."
The redhead agent said.
"Let's go."
Hotch said as the group ran off.
...
In another part of the woods, another group of agents were looking at the Jedi headquorders.
"Reid, do you know what this is?"
Reid looked at the logo on the wall.
"Yeah, it's the Jedi sign."
"Jedi?"
"Yeah. They're the good guys in Star Wars. They usually wanna keep peace in the universe and have mystical powers."
"Okay? So why are we here?"
An officer walked up to them.
"Because an agent was taken by them afew months ago. Her name was Crystal Anderson. Sweet girl she was."
Reid looked at the officer in surprise.
"Really? But they're the good guys."
"Morgan, Reid! Get over here!"
Morgan and Reid ran over to where another agent named Rossi was standing. There was a window. The three agents looked in and saw a room that looked like a lab.
"What the-"
"Is that a lightsaber?"
Rossi said. Reid nodded.. Then, they saw a guy walking in with another guy behind him. They started putting tubes of glowing liquid in black bags.
"That's luminescent light. That's illegal for transport."
Reid said. He was thinking really hard about what was going on.
"Illegal for transport... Luminescent liquid... Lightsabers... Jedi..."
He suddenly turned to Morgan, the other officer and Rossi.
"I think I know what's going on. Call Garcia. I need to be sure."
Morgan nodded and started to dial Garcia's number.
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Garcia's phone rang. She pressed the button.
"Thought you forgot about me."
.
Morgan chuckled.
"Never. Now I need you to look up something strange for me. What do you know about the Jedi?"
.
Garcia blinked.
"The what?"
She asked.
.
"The Jedi."
Morgan said.
"The group from Star Wars."
.
"See this is why I should go to more coma-cons with Reid. I never know what's going on."
She said as she typed like there was no tomorrow. Something came up on the screen.
"Okay here's something freakishly weird. The Jedi are real live people that use to do good for others. Recently they stopped though. They were caught once for smuggling luminescent liquid from the Canadian border to other Jedi. But recently, they've brought wolves and a wolf/human hybrid? But recently the hybrid disappeared and now, they're looking for the hybrid."
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Morgan had a face of surprise and confusion.
"Anything on the hybrid?"
He asked.
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Garcia started to type really fast.
"The hybrid is Luna no last name. Her mother was a wolf and her father was a Jedi- oh god I feel sorry for this poor kid. She was taken from her mother as soon as she was born and her father used her for transport. As well as her mother. He kept them in a cell for as long as he could."
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"Thanks Baby Girl."
Morgan hung up his cellphone. Then he called Hotch on his phone.
"Hotch, look all around and see if there are any cells around. Garcia says that they keep wolves in them."
Morgan said and hung up his cellphone.
...
Hotch hung up his phone and looked at the agents and officer around him.
"Morgan says we should look around to see if there are cell doors here."
The others nodded and ran off to look for the cell doors.
...
Back in the cell the two women were in, a Jedi walked in.
"Who wants to be first?"
He said. Both women backed away. The Jedi advanced.
"Go away!"
One of the women shouted. The Jedi was angry. He grabbed his lightsaber from his pocket and pressed the button. A green blade came out. But before he could do anything, the door to the cell opened up more.
"FBI!"
The Jedi turned around.
"Put down the weapon."
Hotch said. The Jedi put the lightsaber on the ground. Hotch, JJ, Prentice and the officer walked in and arrested the Jedi. JJ and Prentice went to go check on the two women.
"Are you guys okay?"
The women nodded.
"Okay. C'mon, let's get you guys get out of here."
Prentice and JJ helped the two women to their feet and walked out of the cell. The men pulled the Jedi out of the cell.
...
At another cell, a Jedi walked into the cell and grabbed Gendron by the neck. Luna tried to stop him.
"Let her go!"
Luna shouted.
"Shut up. You have nothing to do with this. You failed me. Now I need another child."
Gendron gulped.
"No! Luna! Don't let him take me! Please!"
Gendron shouted as she tried to struggle away. The Jedi began pulling Gendron out of the cell.
"FBI, Let the wolf go!"
Morgan shouted. The Jedi sighed.
"Kill me or arrest me. But in about 10 seconds, this place is going to blow up."
The agent got what he was saying. Rossi called other agents around the area.
"Get as far from here as possible! Now, NOW!"
Reid, Morgan and the other officer grabbed the wolf, saber, and Luna and ran as fast as they could. Seconds later, a huge explosion went out through the woods. When it was over, Morgan looked at Luna.
"You okay?"
Luna nodded. They stood up and looked at the wreckage. Morgan called other agents.
"You guys okay? That's great."
He hung up the phone and looked at Luna.
"Guess our work is done here. Huh kid?"
Morgan said. Luna nodded.
"Thanks sir."
Morgan smiled and gave her a card.
"If you need anything, you call me."
Luna took the card and nodded. Morgan walked away with the other agents. Luna just stood there, looking at the card Morgan had given.
"You okay?"
Luna turned to her sister.
"Yeah... Yeah. Go back to Mom and tell her I'm okay."
Gendron nodded and ran off. Diego started to wake up.
"Wha-"
"Nothing. Let's go home."
Luna said as she started to walk hone with Diego behind her.
...
Peaches was sitting at the TV when she noticed something.
"Hey, where's Luna?"
She asked. Everyone began looking around. They heard the door slam and looked at the front door. Luna walked in with Diego behind him.
"Luna, what's wrong?"
Luna looked around.
"You'll see on the news."
One hour later
"This, is channel 7. Eyewitness News at 6."
The group gathered around the TV screen.
"We have big news. We finally caught the man that kidnapped Crystal Anderson. We also found another victim by the name of Tama Hiroshi. The two women are recovering nicely and are expected to be back home by next week. As for the man responsible for this, they will be arrested and charged for kidnap, illegal drug possession, endangerment of illegal animals, and experimenting on those poor animals. The sight where these events took place was distorted in an explosion. Everybody is okay."
Chris turned off the TV and looked at Luna.
"Did you do all this?"
Luna nodded. Everyone gathered around her.
"How?"
Ellie asked. Luna told everyone about how she tried to rescue everyone and got locked up. She told them about her sister and the FBI. She told them everything.
"Well, there goes one problem that conveniently happened."
Manny said. The others agreed with him.
"That's good. 'Cause my brain was starting to hurt."
Said Crash. Everyone just looked at him.
"What? It hurts to think."
"Do you guys ever think about anything?"
Louis said as he walked up to the two possums.
"They don't. They thought it was fun to slingshot me from a flimsy tree when I was a baby."
Peaches said. Manny looked at the possums with a shocked and angry look. Mostly anger.
"That's it! Peaches, you are to never hang out with the possums ever again."
Peaches sighed.
"Hey y'know nobody fixed that hole in the wall from all those weeks ago, right?"
Lycra said. Chris shrugged.
"I'll get to it laaaater."
Chris said as he started to recline on the sofa.
"Just give me a minute to relaxe."
He said as he began playing his cousin's DS. The others agreed and started to do relaxing things. Playing video games, eating great food, watching TV, and having not even a care in the wold.
"Hey guys. Where's Shira?"
Percy said as he woke up. The others looked at him.
"What?"
He asked.
"You missed a whole day of your life."
Prentice said. Percy looked at the clock.
"What? I slept for 36 hours straight?"
The others nodded.
"Speaking of Shira, where is she?"
Sergio said.
"AAHH!"
Chris sighed.
"All but one problem. Why don't you guys go play in the wood till I come and get you."
Everybody shook their heads.
"Don't know about you guys. But I'm going to the arcade."
Mitch said as he grabbed his nintendo. Another scream was heard.
"I don't care where you guys go. Just don't come back till I get you. Here, take $400."
Chris said as he gave his cousin the money. The entire group ran out the door, leaving Chris the only one in the house.
"It's time."
He said as he grabbed a few things and ran to the basement.
"May the forces be with us."
E's tuha fedh drec lrybdan.
Me: How was that?
Shira: Not bad.
Me: I had no idea you spoke Al-Bhed.
Shira: There's a lot you don't know about me.
Me: Me too.
Shira: Like what?
Me: Never EVER try and beat me at a drinking contest. One of my brothers tried, and he almost died.
Shira: Yeah. I'm not gonna try.
Me: Anyway, we're almost done here. I think one or two more chapters and I'll be done. Gods, I remember when I was just getting started on this story. Seems like yesterday. Anyway, Nayt & najeaf baubmac. Yht e'mm caa oy'mm haqd desa. Was that better?
Shira: No. Review while I teach Money how to speak Al-Bhed. And, what should Money do with the cubs and kids? Y'know, just give her random activities for them.
Me: Bye peoples. :)