The World without the War
S-Michael
And Now For Something Completely Different
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It appears that the Fourth Wall in Chibi Land hasn't been repaired yet, so there will be no Chibi Parody. However, because heaven forbid I should just keep the story going for more than four chapters in a row, I give you what it might be like if the characters from The World without the War met their canon counterparts. Also, this works better as a script, but that's not allowed on ffn because the admins are fascists, so I simply made it as close to being a script as proper novel-type English grammar will allow. Suck it, admins.
Sokkla-w meets Sokka-c and Azula-c.
Says Sokka-c: "Could you guys cut it out for a moment? Watching myself make out with Azula is, just, wrong on so many levels."
Says Sokka-w: "No." He makes out with Azula-w some more.
Says Azula-c: "You checked me out of the mental hospital for this? That does it; I officially don't want to live anymore."
Mai-c meets Zuko-w.
Says Zuko-w: "Wow, you're almost exactly the same as my Mai. Heh-heh: my Mai."
Mai-c stares at him. "Could you stop smiling like that? It weirds me out."
Ty Lee-c meets Ty Lee-w.
Says Ty Lee-c: "Stop copying me!"
Says Ty Lee-w: "You're copying me!"
"You're copying me!"
"You're copying me!"
"Stop copying me!"
"Stop copying me!"
"Stop copying me!"
Aang meets Amadahy.
Aang stares at Amadahy; Amadahy stares at Aang.
Says Aang: "I don't want to know."
Says Amadahy: "Ditto."
Sukka-c meets Sokkla-w. And just for the record, Sukka needs a better name; I mean, look at it! It looks like it ought to be pronounced "suck-ah."
Says Suki: "Should I be concerned that you brought Azula here to see your counterparts who are dating before you brought me?"
Sokka-c's hand is behind his head. "Ah, heh-heh…"
Azula-w and Sokka-w grin at each other.
Says Azula-w: "Shall we put on as good a show as last time?"
Says Sokka-w: "You know it, O love of my life." Azula-w sits in his lap; they rub noses, conspiring to be as sickeningly cute as possible. "I wuv wu."
Says Azula-w: "Why wuv wu, too." They kiss.
Says Suki: "I am so out of here!"
Sokka-c looks like he's going to be sick. "I think I just figured it out. It's not that she is good in this universe—you're evil!"
Toph-c meets Toph-w.
The universe explodes. (This is not based on a Chuck Norris joke, but it probably is one.)
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Man. (S-Michael collapses back into his chair.) I have been holding that in since the first freaking arc. Poor Ty Lee; she goes through so much trouble in order to be unique and special and somehow contrive to give off a strong lesbian vibe in spite of being canonically attracted to guys, just to learn that there is someone out there exactly like her. (S-Michael stares at his computer screen, completely at a loss for what to say next (sadly, this sort of thing is, like, 60% of my writing process). For, like, six minutes.) Well, I can't think of anything to say that isn't ridden with spoilers, so…bye.