"Professor- You're, you're a-LOLI!" I pointed at him or her-whatever
The professor had pink eyes and pink hair, which was tied in a ponytail. She wore an un buttoned lab coat which was clearly too big for her and beneath it she wore the standard school uniform for girls which was: a black jacket , black knee length skirt and black stockings. She also wore a red tie and a white string on her right pinky finger
"I guess you know my secret now, huh?" The loli professor looked at me like she was expecting me to hate or something
"Why professor, is it bad to be a loli?" I asked her
"Well yeah, if you're a loli in this dimension you get executed immediately…" She said in a sad voice
"No!" I shouted
"I'm joking, you Idiot-why did you even do that? Never in my years have I-" The professor began starting a tantrum as she began puffing her cheeks and punching the ground…
"HHHNNNGGG!" my heart-it can't go on any longer, the loli was just too MOE!
The professor began clearing her throat as she stopped her tantrum and tried to be mature
"Now, Steve-why did you destroy my artificial body?" She asked, looking at me with a fake mature face, it looked like a second from now she will burst out in yet another tantrum
"Well. I thought you were possessed…" I said, I did thought that she was possessed by Elma after all
"But, a hologram can't get possessed!" She screamed at me
"Yeah, but a hologram can't also be touched!" I retorted
"You never change, you IDIOT!" She screamed again
"I don't know what that means!" I replied
"All right, I'll try to explain later-for now let's just go back." She was clearly stressed
"Hey professor how old are-
"Shut up!" She hurted my feelings-hurted? Is that even word It seems like one doesn't it?
-Later-
We were transported back to the academy where we stood in one of the many platforms where students can teleport out of thin air
"Perfect, this is the same floor as my lab."
I held professor bridal style because-did I mention she wasn't wearing any shoes-yeah she wasn't wearing any shoes, but she wore black stockings-the professor everyone!
"Stop making that face!" The professor saw my face of pleasure in carrying her as she halted my thoughts
Deja vu? Didn't Aya did that to me earlier? It seems like the loli's hate me…I simply can't live with that
"Hey professor!" I asked her, as I continued to walk towards her lab while I carried her
"Hmmm?" She asked, as she had her attention on the lights on top of us
"Do you like me?" I asked-please say yes I don't want a loli to hate me-never!
"Wha-where did that come from?" She asked, as she began shaking while in my arms
"So professor, do you?" I asked again
"Uh-I can walk from here, thank you!" She began running towards the hallway losing my vision on her
….No, a loli hated me…
-Later-
I drank another can of soda as I lay lazily besides the side of the vending machine
"Are you sure you would like to deposit another 2 organization points?" my watched asked
"Yes!"
"Thank you for you're transaction."
The vending machine began releasing another can of soda as I drank it yet again
"What are you doing?" A voice that made a shadow asked me
"Drinking my worries away…." I began sipping, as I looked at the person
"What?" Looking at the person it was clear she was Ell-I didn't notice because my ears were also filled with soda
"Then why are you drinking soda instead of alcohol?" She asked
"Because I'm underage!" I began rolling on the floor in sadness as I held my head shielding myself from the horrible truth that a loli...hated me
"Let me guess, is it one of your episodes again." She asked
"The loli she hates me, she hates me Ell!" I began muttering
"Cheer up, will you." She began lifting me up-it sure was nice
"What's so special about a loli anyway?" She asked
"What's so special? They're cute, they have justice and they say Onii-chan!" I responded
"You really have to stop watching anime…"
"Hmmm…" I began examining Ell
"Wha-What is it?" She asked as she covered her body
"Hey, Ell can you say Onii-chan?" I asked her
"Why, I'm not a loli."
"Yeah but your chest is just as small." I said
Learn from my story kids, never, ever ,ever tell your very violent childhood friend or any woman for that matter that her chest is small…
"What was that?" She lifted my body with her shoulders as she prepared to throw me
"What are you Implying Steve?" She began spinning me as I felt dizzier and dizzier-I think I'm about to lose my soda
"It's going to get bigger I swear!" her speed rivaled the speed of light as she spun me further
"No, never say such a thing!" I shouted
"What?" She began slowing her speed a little down to the speed of sound
"I prefer girls with small chests…" I announced
"So you're saying you prefer me?" She began slowing down
"Yeah definitely a chest like yours which was flat like an ironing board-
"You Idiot! She slammed my body to the ground
I began to lose consciousness…
Ow my head-I was alone the cafeteria with no soul in sight, my head still kept ringing as Ell slammed it in the iron floor from earlier
I began making my way to wherever as I still felt dizzy
"Hello, Steve!" A familiar voice greeted me
"Professor, you're still in you're loli form!" I said
"Stop calling it that!"
"Anyway I heard from the other students that you kept trying to get yourself drunk while drinking soda." She said
"Yeah, I didn't know what else to do a loli hated me!" I said
"Stop that!" She looked at my eyes-even though she only reached my chest
"I-I don't think you remember but I-
"Excuse what are you going to do next?" A voice interrupted the professor as we both looked at the figure in shock
"You!" the professor said in shock
"Me?" The girl taunted as she kept giggling
"Her!" I just wanted attention…
"Nightmare!" The professor announced
"Why are you here in the school?" The professor added
"Welll…
"You did tell me to go to hell…