We have mail. – SH

We always have mail, what's so different about this mail? – JW

It's fanmail. – SH

We usually just throw that stuff away. – JW

Oh. Well I read it this time. – SH

It's something called 'fanfiction' apparently. – SH

Do I want to know? – JW

Probably not. – SH

Then wait in the kitchen. I'm nearly home. – JW