We have mail. – SH
We always have mail, what's so different about this mail? – JW
It's fanmail. – SH
We usually just throw that stuff away. – JW
Oh. Well I read it this time. – SH
It's something called 'fanfiction' apparently. – SH
Do I want to know? – JW
Probably not. – SH
Then wait in the kitchen. I'm nearly home. – JW
