Dear Elincia,

Since when did banannas become a popular pranking tool? Roy's been using it on Marth so that he slips and lands on his butt and then DK (donkey kong for those who didn't know *cough* Ness! *cough*) and Diddy Kong were throwing banannas to make a slippery...mountain, I think that's what it is. Now...I'm going to write about random people before christmas comes (Wait did I just call myself slow...because I'm not that slow...right?)

Okay! I'm going to write about...MR INCUBUS! Okay, so the good news is that he wasn't flirting with Rio (HA!) He was flirting with Rin...she didn't look amused or impressed or whatever you people use these days (I sound evil don't I?) Anyways, he continues to flirt with the phoenix girl and soon...fire was used during that conversation. Later on though, he tried to talk to Rin, and she seemed to be in a happier mood. Okay so they were talking and blah blah blah and I heard my name was called. So as soon as I heard my name called I started to evesdrop on them. (I'm not a creeper!) ...They only were talking about how I lost a battle against Mr. Chicken and laughed about it...EVIL!

At least I wasn't the only one who lost...ninja boy also lost...to Olimar and Peach. I got to watch that brawl happen too. There was someone suppose to be on his side, but there was no one there...so he went on his own. I don't remember if this was at that Lylat cruise or that one pokemon stage where the stage can go upside down and the gravity gets lighter and other pokemony stuff I don't care about. Anyways, while I was eating my chicken leg for this, I notice that I start to see ninja boy nearly flying off the stage, which made me almost drop my chicken leg, but he recovered. I continued watching...and watching...and then I almost fell asleep...and then...I see ninja boy go flying off stage. I was all like "Whoa!" and then I notice that Peach and Olimar won the battle.

Who haven't I wrote about in forever? I'll write about...Kirby! That evil little pinky thingie! He ate me AND my sword! He spit me out, but he didn't give me my sword back! I need to have my sword to show my manlyness you know...the one thing that gets me so angry...people stealing my sword. I think I'll get Kirby back somehow...Oo! I just have a good idea. I'll push him over to Dedede (He's been hungry lately) so if he eats Kirby, he'll feel my pain, and then soon, he'll give me my sword back. Doesn't that sound like an excellent idea?

I'm going to write about my best friend, Soren! I'm actually sitting right next to him right now (back to back which is why he doesn't know I'm writing in my diary...and if he does, well, he keeps my secrets so take that!) so we were talking about random pictures we saw...and I told him this one pictured that we both hated...people drawing us kissing each other (Ew!) I know what to do when I see pictures like that though...I found the magical back button on this internet thingie on a laptop (it's my second best friend now!) Speaking of the internet! Soren's really smart, so he taught me how to use the internet...so I know more of the newish stuff...MUWHAHAHA!

Okay...Wow...I wrote a lot here today...I blame Soren...he's making me become like one of those smart people (just kidding Soren, if you're reading this...I'll make you a sandwhich later.) Right... one more thing...who's all writing in my diary?! I actually looked at my other pages and saw the "P.S" which means someone's reading my diary! Which one of you evilings is it? I'll find out later...I just need to hang out with Soren and find my chicken legs...bye.

-Ike

P.S- Ha ha. Ike, you are sometimes an idiot, I think you can tell who's writing this since I use a BLUE pen...If you want a hint...this guy's got blue hair...goodbye.

Hello guys! Here is a chappie of Ike's diary! Woot! Okay...I don't have to much to say here but all OCs belong to their respective owners and I hope ya enjoy this chappie! :P