This isn't a "true" chapter. I'm not adding anything new to the story in this chapter. Instead, I'm going to go over the events so far in this story for the benefit of those who aren't going to go through 50,000 words and for those who did, but probably forgot some things. I'm also doing this so that I only have to go through one chapter to find what I need to avoid big plot holes.
-The story so far-
Alone, hated, and forgotten, Fox decides to kill himself by ramming his ship into the nearest planet. Un)fortunately, the ship's aging safety devices render Fox's suicidal efforts fruitless. Krystal and Caruso rescue Fox from the wreckage and heal him in the local temple.
Krystal "convinces" Fox to stay in the village. They become mates that night. A few days later, Star Falco attempts to rescue Fox. They fail when they run into heavier opposition than expected. Falco, Katt, Wolf, and Peppy are soon captured while Slippy and Leon are killed in the fighting. Bill escapes. As punishment, Falco, Katt, and Wolf are enslaved while Peppy is buried alive.
The next morning, Fox, Krystal, Falco, Katt, and an escort group of guards and hunters leave the village. They arrived in a mountain village not long after sunrise. They soon meet Neil Zep, who's posing as a Cornerian anthropologist. His true mission, however, was to locate Fox and Star Falco and to find out what, if any, value the island has for his superiors, Bill and Sprinkles. Krystal informs Fox that she is assembling a harem for him. Fara, who Bill and Sprinkles mistake for a ghost, shows up and Krystal transforms Falco into a female to satisfy, and shut up, a lesbian Katt as well as to satisfy her (Krystal's) curiosity. They leave the mountain village and head back to their village in the forest.
Krystal introduces Fox to the world of polygamy by marrying him to one of their guards. Lucy attacks the village and demands they give her Fox, who she wants to kill for unknown reasons. She is captured, skinned alive, and enslaved. Krystal transforms her into "a creature of pure f-ck" so that she will be a better f-ckslave for Fox.
-The characters (so far)-
-Fox McCloud-
Species: Fox
Gender: male
Age: 24
Current occupations:
Political/religious figurehead
Repopulating the village after two costly wars
Former occupations:
Leader of Star Fox
Most hated man in Lylat
Plumber (he prefers not to relive those three months. So… much… clogging!)
-Important facts:
He was circumcised not long after birth. He was NOT circumcised in the story.
Was once the successful leader of Star Fox. After he was no longer needed, he had a hard time finding work and was forced to live in his arwing.
Is called the Hatchling because the villagers believe he was literally born inside the "womb" of his arwing.
Is married to Krystal and Jessica.
-Krystal-
species: fox
gender: female (for now)
age: 25
current occupations:
political/religious leader
former occupations:
village pointy-stick tycoon
fire salesman
arsonist
-interesting facts—
Is known for her many fetishes.
Fox's first currently-surviving mate.
Does not like female anatomy, unless she gives it to Fox.
Her punishments can vary widely, even for the same offense.
May have intentionally fabricated the whole "Hatchling" story for political and sexual reasons. Then again, she may actually believe the whole thing.
-Caruso-
Species: panther
Gender: male
Age: 34
Current occupation:
Krystal's and Fox's bodyguard
Leader of the village's military
Protector of the planet's secret
Chief executioner
Former occupation:
Demolition expert
Hunter
Soldier
Last assistant executioner during the Vivisection Era
-Interesting Facts—
Became Krystal's bodyguard the moment her predecessor died (or at least moved to the other mountain village. Records are a bit sketchy)
While he isn't allowed to mate with Krystal or any of Fox's other wives or slaves, he can mate with any other woman, or man, in the village.
Frequently used the planet's doomsday capabilities in the past. This may or may not be at least partially responsible for Fox's life becoming crappy years ago as well as ending Fox's third grade plumbing career.
May be a bigger fan of skinning people alive than Krystal.
Enjoys arson, pointy-things, and writing poetry, which he recites during flute concerts.
-Falcy Lombardi-
species: falcon, maybe
gender: female
age: 24
current occupation:
slave
former occupations:
ace pilot
shitty leader
official Star Falco door-slammer
successful singer for a short-lived heavy-metal band, which eventually became Star Falco.
Male
-interesting facts—
Was the only person Fox has actually fought during the botched rescue attempt.
Originally formed Star Falco as a heavy-metal band.
Literally reinvented the keytar, thanks to a freak time-travel accident.
Got Fox into plumbing when they were in the third grade. The janitor is still finding bits of their original third grade teacher in the toilet pipes.
Thanks to his faulty leadership, he was forced to invent a diet brownie that didn't disappoint in the taste department. It was his only success after converting the band into a mercenary team and was the only thing keeping the team afloat.
-Katt Monroe-
Species: cat
Gender: female (unless she pisses Krystal off)
Age: 23
Current occupation:
Slave
Former occupations:
Solo mercenary
Rhythm guitarist for Star Falco
Communications officer of Star Falco
-Interesting facts—
Likes girls.
Is competing with Krystal to see who has the more disturbing fetishes.
Became the first person to gross Krystal out when she revealed she was a lesbian.
-Bill Gray-
Species: dog
Gender: male
Age: 26
Current Occupation:
First mate aboard the space exploration ship "Explory" (formerly the Great Fox)
Pointologist
Former occupations:
Drummer for Star Falco
Half of the entire Cornerian Air Force
Member of Stat Falco
-Interesting Facts—
Believes Fara and Lucy are ghosts.
Only member of Star Falco to not be captured or killed.
-Sprinkles-
Species: undetermined
Gender: male
Age: 28
Current occupation:
Captain of the Explory
-Interesting Facts—
Also believes Fara and Lucy are ghosts.
Is not Pepper.
-Neil Zep-
Species: undetermined
Gender: male
Age: 27
Current occupation:
Anthropologist
Spy working for Sprinkles
Former occupations:
Chief of the Hobos
Creator of SuperHobo
Man-god of the Hobos
King of the Hobos
Hobo pharaoh
President of the Hobos
Secretary of Hobos
Secretary for the Department of Redundancy Department
-Interesting facts—
Started off as the "only sane man"
Enjoys boxing (he likes to box. He hates watching it because watching isn't the same as punching), guns, collecting functional flamethrowers, and knitting
Is horrified of what's been happening on the island lately
-Jessica-
Species: fox
Gender: female
Age: 22
Current occupation:
Hunter
Guard
Fox's second "wife"
Named villager
Former occupation:
Unnamed villager
-interesting facts—
Introduced Fox to polygamy.
-Lucy-
species: Cthulu? (previously a rabbit and a raccoon)
gender: female?
Age: 23
Current occupation:
f-ckslave
monster
former occupations:
villain with no clear motive
homicidal maniac
-interesting facts—
Was originally planned as the story's main villain.
Was originally supposed to escape to plot Fox's downfall again.
-Fara Phoenix-
species: Fennec Fox
gender: female
age: 22
current occupation:
Fox's next wife
Neil Zep's informant
Former occupation:
Fox's supposed rescuer
Mercenary
-interesting facts—
Unlike the others, she abandoned her rescue mission willingly
Has a hood fetish
Still has a fully-functional ship somewhere
-Wolf O'Donnel-
species: Wolf
gender: male
age: 35
current occupation:
slave
mate
former occupations:
leader of Star Wolf
Lead Guitarist for Star Falco
Member of Star Falco
-interesting facts—
Was against rescuing Fox
Was the first to surrender
Is "married" to a husky that might be crazier than Krystal
-Peppy Hare, Slippy Toad, and Leon-
species: hare, frog, and chameleon respectively
gender: male
age: 54, 20, and 34 respectively
current occupations:
dead assholes
former occupations:
breathing
living assholes
-interesting facts—
Peppy spewed insults at both Fox and Krystal to their faces during his trial.
As punishment, Peppy was buried alive and then trapped inside a crystal with only the smell of Slippy's death-poo as company
Slippy pooped himself when he died
Peppy's head landed on Slippy's poo
Leon was the first to die
-The Future of the story-
What happens next in the story? Will the colony ever be built? Will they really wind up as zoo exhibits? What about the planet's doomsday capabilities? Will the colonists discover said capabilities if they don't already know about them? Will the villagers?
I don't know. I just make it up as I go along.