Remaining Contestants: Cody, Jane, Noah
Voted off in previous elimination episode: Duncan
After you read this chapter, the final two will be announced, and you will get to vote on who you want to win, Team _ or Team _!
(Jane's POV)
"Last time, on Total Drama World Tour… Drumheller, Alberta! How could this happen? Duncan blew up the Total Drama plane because one oil can was punctured and he used sparklers. Who will not make it to the final two? Find out now, on Total Drama World Tour!"
"My hot tub with my name spelled out in Italian tiles… Gone. My monogrammed sneakers… Gone! And how am I to keep this face fresh without my hyperbolic chamber?" Chris ranted.
"Can we get on with the game?" Jane asked.
"As usual, you are thinking of nobody but yourself! What about the bigger humanitarian crisis? How am I to get us to the finale location without the plane?" Chris shouted. Chef pulled out a gigantic box and opened it, revealing a two-seater helicopter.
"Your challenge is to get to Tijuana Beach in Mexico, then race to Hawaii! Since we are in the middle of nowhere, check these fancy-dancy GPSes I'm generously giving you!" Chris said, tossing us a GPS each.
"And because the playing area is large and vast, you will need these walkie-talkies to keep in contact!" Chris said, tossing us walkie-talkies.
"Set your GPSes for Tijuana Beach," Chris said, getting into his helicopter with Chef. The helicopter took off.
"Hey, Cody, I know that we should stick together, but this is a competition, and I don't want you holding me back. This isn't a breakup, but it is a break. Bye!" I said, taking off walking.
I walked until I tripped over something.
"Ugh! What idiot leaves train tracks in the middle of nowhere? Wait… Trains! That's it!" I said, running towards the train station. I had just enough money for a ticket to Mexico! I got my ticket, and boarded the train.
"The nonstop trip to Mexico begins now!" somebody said over the intercom.
(Noah's POV)
"If you want to find a thief, follow his money. If you want to find Chris, follow the beasts he loves to throw into the challenges!" I said, then boarded the back of the truck the animals were being loaded into.
"Attention, everyone, I am currently traveling at 90 kilometers per hour towards Mexico. Consider yourselves beaten!" I said to the walkie-talkie.
"I don't know what it's like to be beaten! I haven't been beaten yet!" Jane said over the walkie-talkie.
(Cody's POV)
I dug through the remains of the plane, and I found a wheelchair and parachute! I also found something to help me get in the air. I deployed the parachute and tied it to the chair, then tied the fuel source to the back of the chair. I sat in it and pulled on the lever to get the fuel source going. Next thing I knew, I was airborne.
"Attention, Total Dramsters! This butt is airborne! I repeat! This butt is airborne!" I said.
(Jane's POV)
"Airborne! Ugh!" I said to myself, then sat in an empty seat on the train. I picked up a magazine, then heard a voice.
"No, my big brother is not a wild animal! He just has a few quirks!" Noah said. He had a snarling DJ by the shirt.
"You!" Noah and I said in unison. Noah let go of DJ, and he charged after me, and I ran to the door.
"DJ! Remember the beginning of the season? I helped Bridgette so you wouldn't lose that challenge? You know, back when you were still human?" I said, then ran out the door.
I got outside, and DJ was gone. Noah was following me.
"You know, I'm going to miss you!" Noah said. I had climbed up onto the top of the caboose of the train.
"Yeah, right! If you're gonna push me off of this train, do it!" I shouted.
"You're the one who always pushes too far! I prefer to pull!" Noah said, using a belt to pull on the bolt holding the caboose onto the train.
"Oh, no, you don't!" I shouted, then jumped onto him. I climbed up towards the top as it began to hail. I kicked Noah in the face and climbed up the rest of the way. Noah climbed up after me. The song bell rang.
"I pride myself on my timing," Chris said.
"Are you kidding me?" Noah and I shouted.
"You know the answer to that by now!" Chris said.
Noah: This show's a train, it's moving fast.
You and I weren't meant to last.
Voting for me just wasn't right,
So look out now, you're in my sights.
Jane: Mr. Fair now, suddenly
I have to barf now, excuse me!
Don't try to make me feel ashamed.
I know you would've done the same.
Jane and Noah: I'm gonna make it.
You can't stop me now, just you try.
Our fortune's waiting
It's time for you to say, good bye-bye-bye.
Cody: I never thought I'd get this far.
Let's face it, I'm no TV star.
But now I'm in the final three,
Unless we get caught in that tree! (screaming)
I'm gonna make it.
They can't stop me now, let them try.
My fortune's waiting
And they can kiss it all bye-bye-bye.
Jane and Noah: You are the worst, why must you torment me?
It's all a game to you, but not to me.
Noah: Janey!
Cody and Jane: I'm gonna make it.
They can't stop me now, let them try.
Our fortune's waiting
It's time for you to say, bye-bye-bye.
I got back into the train, and DJ was there. I was knocked out of the window and I landed on a horse, with Noah on the horse next to me.
"You, again?" Noah shouted.
"Dépêchez-vous!" I shouted to the horse. It meant 'Hurry!'
"Do what she said, but faster!" Noah shouted.
(Cody's POV)
I was almost there! I hit a power line, though, and was knocked out of the sky. I looked around and saw a firework stand. I went up to it.
"I'm up against Noah and Jane for the million. But I have no money now. Will you take an I.O.U.?" I asked.
"You're Cody, from Total Drama! Of course I'll help you! No charge! It's on me!" the man running the stand said, then handed me a box of fireworks. I ran over to the chair and strapped the fireworks to the chair. I lit them, then got on quick before they fired.
(Noah's POV)
The horses stopped and launched us into a boat. I saw Cody riding a wheelchair with fireworks attached. He landed and ran to a boat, as did Jane and I.
"Hawaii's that way!" Chris said, pointing. I started my boat and sped towards Hawaii.
Jane reached Hawaii first. It was neck-and-neck between me and Cody. I pulled a swordfish out of the water as Cody did as well. We fought a little, and I won. I sped up my boat a bit more, and tied with Cody!
"It's a tie! Jane, would you do the honor of picking a tiebreaker?" Chris asked.
"Gladly!" Jane said, stepping into the machine. It rained golf balls on her head. She ended up choking on one, and came out. She spit it out.
"Geoff, mind reading that?" Chris said. Geoff picked it up with disgust.
"Jane has selected the traditional Fire Dance of Death!" Geoff said.
Later, we were dressed in grass skirts and standing on a platform made of wood in the middle of a lake. Jane was tied up next to us, and we held giant q-tips.
"Your goal is to knock your opponent off of the platform and free Jane. First dude to do so wins, and is in the final two with Jane!" Chris said. Chef launched arrows with fire and lit the side torches. He then shot arrows with meat on them.
"Go!" Chris said as sharks ate the meat. I pushed Cody, and he didn't fall.
"Gah! I'm too young to die, or fry!" Cody shouted. Chef shot a flaming arrow and it hit the wood above Jane's head.
"Aah! Somebody better win fast! I'm about to burst into flames!" Jane shouted. I finally knocked Cody into the water and went to untie Heather.
"Please don't eat me! Please don't eat me!" Cody said. He swam away before anything could.
"Jane, take it away!" Chris said.
"Who will win the season? Me or Noah? Find out next time, on Total, Drama, WORLD TOUR!"
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