Dear Fanfiction Writers:
Yo! I'm William, but you can call me Bill. You may have heard of me from the time when I saved the sea fairy, Sookie, from some of her crazy fairy relatives. Or you may recall how I used the Schwartz to stop Dark Helmet from sucking all the air off the surface of the planet. Anyway, we've been chosen to go on a quest to save some captured sea creatures held by Phorcys. I know it is going to be dangerous, but we're up for the challenge, right? Now, let's get our gear together and meet up by the hippocampus stables. Not only will we be able to save some of our kin but we will also be distracting a god that has been helping Gaea. And that my friends, is what it's all about, holler!
Peace!
Bill
Yo, hope you like this one. Can you guess the two famous Bills I used in this letter? One is the actual character's name; the other is the name of an actor who plays a character called Lonestar. Good Luck! ~SG