Hey there you gorgeous people. I am back. Sorry for the long delay my laptop got fucked then my internet crapped out. Been a frustrating few weeks. But I am back;) And I hope you can forgive my ill timed absense! THank you so much for all the kick ass reviews I adore them! And now without more yakity yack from me. Enjoy!

'Hey I'm not crazy, I am not going in there.' Puck crossed his arms over his chest glaring at Tina and Mike.

'You are such a wuss.' Tina huffed, she would never admit out loud she was to scared to go into Quinn's room and wake the two up. It wasn't just Puck. I wonder what went down here though. That dress can not be comfortable to sleep in.

'Oh right that is why you are busting up in there girl Chang!' Puck groused, but he didn't budge an inch.

Mike patiently watched the two as they exchanged barbs, he was wondering exactly why they were there, cause it was obvious none of them had the balls to go wake up Santana and Quinn Lopez this early on a Saturday morning. Still freaky calling them that. 'Why are we even here?'

'I...' Tina frowned, she actually had no idea. Brittany had just texted her and told her to be there and bring coffee so she had. And now that she thought about it Brittany was no where to be seen.

Puck's jaw tensed as he started to piece the pieces together. 'We totally got fucking played! Who called you Rae or Brit? Cause you know they will both have something to do with whatever the fuck this is. They are like conjoined twins these days.'

'Brit.' Tina mumbled, not sure how she felt about being played.

'Rae called me, I just still don't get why though. And why aren't they here?' Mike said as he started sipping one of the coffees. 'And seeing as none of us are going in there we might as well make ourselves comfortable and drink our coffee.' Mike shrugged at the outraged look Puck was throwing his was. 'You have a better idea Puck? Cause I am so not going in there and waking up Satan or scary Quinn. I'm goo right here, thank you very much.'

Puck growled, but stalked to the nurses station and liberated three chairs for them, which he then placed in the hall outside of Quinn's room. 'Happy?'

'Ecstatic.' Tina grumbled, grabbed a coffee then plopped onto the chair. This is so weird. I mean I feel like we are either perving on our sleeping friends or playing guard dog. 'They are so dead when they get back.'

'True that.' Puck grouchily agreed. 'You know this is fucked up right? We are sitting in the middle of a busy Hospital hallway perving on our friends while sipping coffee like some weirdos.'

Brittany kept easy pace with Rachel as they made their way around the park across from the Hospital. Rachel was very fit that was for sure, she had no trouble keeping up with her or Santana for that matter. 'Explain to me again why we just set those three up again?'

'Shelby couldn't make it, Beth has a bit of a cold, and you know that Quinn isn't supposed to be alone.' Rachel shrugged at Brittny's arched eyebrow. 'Do you really wanne deal with a horny sleep deprived Santana first thing in the morning? Not to mention angry horny Quinn?'

Brittany pursed her lips as she thought about that then nodded. 'Ok yea Santana can be a little difficult when she isn't getting any, and hasn't slept enough and not gotten any. Ugh and I am not even gonna even touch the Quinn thing.' She sipped some water and picked up the pace a little. Ray is gonna look totally hot in her Cheerio Uniform I can not wait!

Rachel snorted loudly, she was sure that Brittany was the only person who would ever think Santana was just being a little difficult. But it was just part of her charm. 'A little difficult B?'

'Ok so a lot if you aren't me or Q.' Brittany laughed then shoved Rachel lightly then took off. A little morning chase through the park sounded like just the right thing for them. 'You gonna come after me or what Shorty?'

'You did not just...You are so toast B!' Rachel huffed as she took off after Brittany. Hanging out with Brittany was nothing but fun, and Rachel was loving every second of it. I think I forgot how to have just fun.

'I so did, what you gonna do about it Rae Rae?' Brittany giggled as she turned around sticking her tongue out. She was having a blast and she could clearly see that Rachel was as well. 'Catch me if you can Ms Berry!'

'You are so getting a proper ass wooping Ms Pierce!' Rachel laughed as she tackled Brittany to the ground. She started to tickle Brittany. 'That is for shoving me!' She kept on going with Brittany desperately trying to wiggle out from under Rachel. Rachel knew that if Brittany really wanted to get away it would be no trouble for her, but she was obviously enjoying the attention. 'And that is for calling me Shorty! I am vertically challenged, plus I am not much smaller that Santana and I would love to hear you call her Shorty.' She drawled the last part dryly.

'Ok uncle! Uncle!' Brittany gasped out laughing, this was a Rachel she was so going to bring out to play more often. Just like Sannie, needs to have more fun. They both get so bogged down in their own heads sometimes. Rae just talks a lot where Sannie gets really mean and angry.

'You are such a baby, I didn't even get to use my special tickle tactic!' Rachel grumbled all the while grinning and still straddling Brittany. She wasn't going to analyse why exactly this position appealed to her so much. No she wasn't thinking about that at all.

'Rachel?'

Brittany was startled when Rachel suddenly went ramrod stiff on top of her. When she followed the direction of the voice she understood perfectly why. Oh this is going to be awkward. I hope they are not here to try and persuade Rachel to take back the jolly green giant, cause I am so not down with that. Or try to talk to San and Q, cause that would be very stupid. 'Hi Mr and Mrs Hummel.' She said enthusiastically, she knew it always put people at ease.

'Brittany right?' Burt said awkwardly, he wasn't sure why they were going to the Hospital, but he was sure it wasn't a good idea. So maybe meeting Rachel here would stop Carole to go and get herself a restraining order as well.

'Yes sir.' Brittany carefully rolled Rachel of her, not happy at the situation at all. She didn't want them to speak to any of her girls, Santana would castrate Mr Hummel for even trying and she would do the same if they tried to stir things up with Rachel. She really hoped they weren't, because she really didn't like being mean.

'Uhm yes well it's nice to see you girls.' Burt scratched the back of his neck. He really couldn't think of a more awkward situation if he tried. Rachel is very level headed there has to be a reason for her to break of their engagement. And Finn was making no sense at all.

'So you moved on already.' Carol snipped out softly. Finn had told her enough to know that Rachel had broken his heart, and out of the blue.

Rachel shrunk back hurt. She had always had a good relationship with Finn's mother. Actually a better relationship than she ever had with Finn, that should have been a big sign. 'I...I am just out with Brit we were jogging and horsing around a little. Truth be told to take my mind of off things.'

'While my poor Finn just got out of Jail!' Carol said louder than she intended then glanced around making sure now one was watching them.

Brittany balked at the sound in Carol's voice. Fuck he's out, I have to tell San. 'I'm sorry that Finn was in jail, but he knew it would happen if he did what he did.' Brittany said coldly, she understood that Carol was protective of Finn, she really did. It's what mom's did. But she was also wrong, and she had to know that.

'Oh right he went to talk to his friend and her girlfriend got bent out of shape and he got thrown in jail. He could predict that.' Coral hissed angrily.

Rachel blinked, she was lost and then started to wonder just what exactly Finn had told his mother. 'Do you even know what he tried to do?'

Burt put his hand on Carol's arm and motioned to her to just listen instead of starting a fight. 'He told us he went to visit one of the guys on the football team that had gotten hurt.'

'Oh you have to be kidding me.' Brittany murmured. They seriously fell for that one? Mom hasn't believed that sort of story since I turned five! No wonder Finn is such a spoiled brat.

'Excuse me?' Carol growled at Brittany who didn't look even mildly worried. 'Are you calling my son a liar?'

'Yes ma'am I most certainly am.' Brittany said her voice strong and unapologetic as she spoke. 'The only person in this Hospital Finn knows is Quinn. And you can check, there hasn't been a Football player here for months.' Brittany held up her hand when Carol opened her mouth to protest. 'He went into Quinn's room and physically threatened her. He would have hurt her even more than she already is because he had this delusional thought that he and her were going to get together again. And just so we are clear Santana is not Quinn's girlfriend, she is her wife. So yes she would be worried about her Wives welfare.'

Rachel put a soothing hand on the small of Brittany's back. It was amazing how fierce Brittany was when it came to protecting her friends. I should know, you decked Finn to protect me. You are my knight in shining armour. 'Quinn's back is broken.' She said softly once she felt Brittany relax. She watched as that hit both Burt and Carol hard. 'He scared the living daylights out of Quinn. And she is utterly helpless, plus she is the one person in this whole mess that is utterly innocent. She broke her back on the way to our wedding.'

'He threatened her?' Burt asked his voice having turned bitter. He didn't want to believe this, but it sure made a lot more sense that the story Finn had told them.

'He would have hurt her if there wasn't another patient there who stopped by to say hello. She did some quick thinking giving the police the time they needed to get there.' Rachel made sure to leave out certain details. They had no right to know them.

'My boy would never hurt anyone. Least of all a girl.' Carol said loudly, still trying to hang on to the flimsy story Finn had told them.

Brittany's gently pulled the sleeves of Rachel's jogging shirt up. 'That is what Finn did to Rachel. She broke up with him and he sang her a fuck you and then proceeded to shake her leaving these bruises.' Brittany snarled angrily. 'He also sucker punched Santana from behind. He tried to hurt Quinn and you are standing there and tell me that? Seriously?'

Rachel was blushing profusely as everyone was now staring at her arms where the bruises Finn left were slowly fading away. 'Brit please calm down. And if you two are here to try and talk to Quinn or and Santana I advice you to turn around now and leave. It's inappropriate and ill advised.' Rachel said this more to Burt, she knew Carol wasn't ready to hear that her son was not the sweet and dopey man he once was.

Burt nodded and gently took Carol's elbow. 'I am sorry Rachel, and please tell Quinn and Santana that as well. We won't bother any of you again.' He said firmly then led a defeated looking Carol away.

'Well fuck that was fun.' Rachel muttered sarcastically turning to face Brittany. They had been having such a great morning.

'You know what we need?' Brittany asked after a few minutes silence where both of them tried to calm down. When Rachel shook her head she grinned. 'Duckies!'

Santana lazily stretched against Quinn then nuzzled into Quinn's neck and sniffed happily. I am not a perv I just like how my Q smells so sue me! She's my wife.

'You awake yet Sannie?' Quinn mumbled her voice still rough with sleep. She knew the drill Santana was slowly waking up. Mhhh I love it when she sniffs me, it always makes her blush if I catch her. San is cute when she blushes.

'Coffee.' Santana grumbled then kissed Quinn's neck sleepily.

Quinn chuckled then slowly opened her eyes. 'I would go and get you some, but I'm a little bound to this bed right now.' She teased Santana who was blinking slowly.

'Bitch.' Santana took Quinn's hand and started playing with her fingers. 'That's totally a shitty excuse Q.'

'Well it's the one I'm sticking with.' Quinn nuzzled her nose into Santana's hair, she was always amazed how silky and soft her hair was. 'How'd you sleep?'

Santana blinked then experimentally stretched her body making Quinn moan a little, there was nothing quite as sexy to Quinn than a stretchy sleepy sexy hot Santana in the morning. 'Actually great. And are you visiting Gutter land without me Q?'

'As if San you have permanent residency, it's more like I am visiting your summer house.' Quinn giggled when Santana wiggled her eyebrows.

'True that, and my summer house totes the shit.' Santana pouted a little though, she still needed coffee. 'I still want coffee.'

Quinn snorted then kissed Santana loudly. 'You have a one track mind S I swear.'

'Well I haven't hear you complain about my one track mind before.' Santana said huskily. 'I remember more than one occasion you absolutely loved my one track mindedness.'

'And I am not complaining now S, I love your one track mind.' Quinn kissed Santana's ear. 'And right now that mind is going to get us coffee.'

'Oh yes during the night I learnt how to teleport coffee directly here, just with my mind.' Santana said dryly but shimmied out of bed. They both knew that if Quinn wanted coffee, Santana would get her coffee. It's not like I am whipped, cause I mean I need my hit too. Santana Lopez is the shit!

'See I keep telling you you are the shit.' Quinn chuckled as Santana groaned as she slipped on her heels. Yea I know what you were thinking S!

'You do know everyone is going to think I am doing the walk of shame, right?' Santana pursed her lips and she tried to smooth out her wrinkled dress and get her hair a little less tangled. 'The fucking things I do for you.'

Quinn wrinkled her nose then started laughing, she just couldn't help it. Of course Santana was right, people always see what they want to see, but she had to agree if Santana walked into a store she was shopping in dressed like that with her dress wrinkled and her hair all messy and sexy she would immediately think Santana had gotten lucky. 'Ahh I wish it were true, at least then you would have fun doing it.'

'Oh but baby, I will already have fun with it. They don't know I haven't been knocking boots with my hot sexy wife, now do they?' Santana winked as she grabbed her bag. 'Oh and just so you know, we have very creepy audience.'

'Oh for fucks sake!' Quinn grumbled as she spotted Tina, Mike and Puck where they sat holding their very odd vigil.

'Well you called it Q, fucking Twilight Zone!' Santana lent down and kissed Quinn softly. 'Now Imma gonna go kick some creeper ass. Be back soon.'

Puck was kind of in a daze. They had been watching Quinn and Santana as they woke up, and by their interactions that they had done this more times than they could count. And then that got him thinking and when Puck thought about two hot girls, well he always got distracted. But he wasn't gone far enough that he didn't notice Santana going for the door. 'Oh shit!' He got up and tried to duck behind the nurse station. Every man for themselves!

Santana burst out of Quinn's room grinning like the devil. 'Puckerman you fucking shit, get out here and own up!' She snipped loudly then laughed as a very sheepish Puck slunk back to his chair. 'What the fuck are you three dipshits doing? You know it is seriously disturbing waking up to you three.'

Tina cleared her throat subtly. 'Uhm well you see...'

'Britt and Rae set us up ok?' Puck spat out when Tina just stopped mid sentence. Fuck we seriously are a bunch of pussies! But she's back, Satan is back. Now the fun can begin again.

Of course, those two would dupe these three ,ok no problem. Little fucking shits! 'And exactly how did they manage that?' Santana knew that although both Brittany and Rachel were very capable of getting people to do exactly what they wanted them to do, they weren't exactly subtle about it. She was curious what the two together could come up with.

Tina turned bright red. 'They just said we should get here and bring coffee.'

'And you just merrily got up and did exactly what they told you to do?' Santana burst out laughing. 'Yea even together they are about as subtle as a red Ferrari in a scrap yard. Fuck that is funny.' Santana shoved Puck lightly then glared at all three. 'When I get back from my coffee run you bitches better be gone. I am not spending any fucking time with you until later today when you are all cordially invited.' She mimicked Rachel and laughed at herself. If you can't laugh at yourself no one can.

Mike crossed his arms and shook his head. 'No can do, I am not happy we got played, but with everything going on we aren't leaving her alone. But we will leave as soon as you get back.'

Santana looked at Mike noting his defiant stance then nodded. So he's the one with the balls. And Puck's the little scaredy cat. Kudos my man. 'Sounds good to me. Now I need coffee so get the fuck out of my way.' All three very wisely stepped aside, Puck was wearing a what the fuck face. It was clear that he was not happy with being shown up by Mike. 'If you had a pair dick wad boy Chang wouldn't have had to step up.' Santana threw over her shoulder as she slinked off. Leaving a pissed of Puck in her wake. Ahhhh love a little mayhem in the morning!

Rachel giggled as she watched Brittany chase around a duck that had been a little more friendly than the others, apparently he wanted a Brit Brit hug. So Brittany was now chasing the poor thing all over the park trying to get her hands on him. Brit was right, we needed ducks. 'B are you sure about this? I mean he doesn't seem too enthusiastic about the hug thing!'

'He's just playing hard to get!' Brittany yelled back with an excited voice. 'I am so gonna cuddle the shit out of him, then he'll feel much better. Hugs cure all!' She was so close, only a little closer and she could grab him.

Rachel burst out in laughter when Brittany slipped and found herself splayed on all fours and the duck waddling of with what Rachel would swear was a Santana swagger. That duck is the spawn of Satan! 'I'm sure you're right B, but hows about we give him a sense of having won then blitz hug him?'

Brittany wiggled her fingers in the grass as she thought about Rachel's plan, it seemed like a good one. Plus Rachel looked happy again. The magic of the ducks! It works every time. I should so patent it, I'll be rich! 'Ok sounds like a back handed sort of genius plan. So wanne sit down and talk or wanne just walk around a bit?'

Rachel hooked her arm with Brittany's then pulled her along. 'I think if we sit down we might actually freeze to death.'

'Always so dramatical.' Brittany teased but fell into step with Rachel, happy to let Rachel make the decisions for now.

'I never!' Rachel put her hand on her heart as she pulled of a pretty good shocked expression before grinning up at Brittany. 'Ok so maybe sometimes I get a little dramatic, but hey it's part of my charm and you know it.'

'It so is.' Brittany agreed she could feel the butterflies in her stomach doing their happy dance again, they always did when they were close to each other. 'You feeling better Rae?'

'I do.' Rachel said softly, it was amazing to her how easy it was to talk to Brittany. It was never forced and Brittany never pushed. She would have just moved right on if Rachel hadn't answered. It was just so easy between them.

'Yea!' Brittany did a little happy dance pulling Rachel along with her. 'Are you at least a little excited about being a Cheerio?' Brittany changed the topic, she was curious about it. She knew that Rachel really didn't want to be one. What she couldn't understand was exactly why. So many things about you are mysterious.

Rachel bit her lip. 'I am very excited that I get to spend more time with you and Santana, but I am not that sure about the Cheerleader thing B.'

'But why? It's so much fun, well you just have to kinda phase out Coach. She is like Hulk Santana. She yells and scream but she is basically harmless.' Brittany sounded completely serious. She loved coach, well that was a bit strong, but she knew that coach only wanted the best for them. She was like that in a insane, I-am-going-to-kill-you way.

Rachel snorted, that was not exactly how she saw Sue Sylvester, but who was she to burst Brittany's bubble. 'It's not Coach Sylvester B. It's just...I am a singer and I am good at that, but I have never ever been involved in any team activities like this. I don't think I would be good at it. Plus the other Cheerios hate me.'

'They so do not!' Brittany hopped up and down excitedly, if that was the only thing that was holding Rachel back it could easily be remedied. Rachel looked at her with non belief written all over her face. 'No seriously they don't hate you.'

'I find that very hard to believe Brit, I have been slushied by practically every single one of them, and they sure as hell didn't do that because they liked me.' Rachel said softly she didn't want to hurt Brittany, because she just really could not see Brittany's point of view on this.

'Now really they do not dislike you, they just don't know you. And I am sure that once they see how awesome you are they will love you! Cheerios don't hate others, they just don't like them either.' Brittany shrugged, it was the best she could do really. Rachel would just have to see for herself.

'Well I guess we will find out soon enough.' Rachel sighed, she really didn't want to be in a bad mood today. She wanted to have fun. 'I'll tell you what, I'll give it a real shot and you can be my unofficial guide?'

Brittany grinned that was better than she had hoped for. She could totally win Rachel over, she could win anyone over. 'Ok that sounds fair. Now I am getting hungry do you think we can head to the Hospital yet?'

'Why if you are hungry are we heading back to the Hospital?' Rachel asked as they started strolling towards the Hospital. What Brit wants Brit gets.

Brittany grinned, ahhh Rachel had yet to learn the Timetable. And if Brittany wasn't much mistaken it was Judy's turn to bring lunch, which meant Breadsticks. 'Cause Q always feeds me, ok so maybe not Q directly more like Mrs F or Mami and sometimes Jordan.'

'You are worse than Q, I swear. And Q loves her food. I totally get why Santana stares at her so much when she eats. It's like watching someone make love to their food.' Rachel shook her head, it was odd and comforting, no matter what Q still absolutely adored food. A great reminder.

Brittany giggled, it was true Quinn made eating look hot. 'That's why San loves cooking for her so much. It's like foreplay.'

'Ok to much information! B you really should keep some things to yourself.' Rachel wrinkled her nose laughing. 'I do not want to know about Q and San having foreplay.'

'Why? You had not problem with it last night.' Brittany shrugged when Rachel glared at her playfully. 'Ok fine I'll keep my knowledge of S and Q's sexy times to myself.'

'Oh that is so gracious of you Brit I don't know what I'll do with myself.' Rachel rolled her eyes then pinched Brittany's arm. God her arms are so toned.

'I try, and why the hell did you pinch me?' Brittany rubbed her arm.

'Just making sure.' Rachel shrugged.

'Of what?' Brittany asked perplexed.

'Oh nothing.' Rachel grinned, turn about was only fair. It was Brittany's turn to try and figure out something about her. Ok as if I am ever going to admit I pinched her so I could feel up her arms...yea not happening.

'Hey Hayly,get your skinny ass over here!' Mo motioned Amy over. They had just started shift together, Mo having gotten his way. They were partnered.

'What's up Mo? I have like a ton of paperwork to finish here, thanks to your huge backlog I might add.' Amy scowled at Mo, she didn't mean it, but she was just like any other cop, she hated paperwork. 'And what is so important Mo?'

'The shit is about to hit the fan, that's what Hayly.' Mo turned his computer screen to Amy and watched her eyes go wide. 'Yea that was my reaction as well. Seems our friend Tim has been a busy boy.'

'Slippery son of a bitch. And how the hell did he get these photos?' She grumbled. It seemed that Jordan's secret, and thus Quinn's was all over the internet.

'Well the top ones look like old yearbook photos, and they are easy enough to get. The others, well I guess with a Telephoto Lens, he is a Papparazi.' Mo shrugged as he scanned the rest of the article. He got red in the face at some of the things the article said. He now understood perfectly what Amy meant when she had told him that Quinn and Jordan did not have the best childhood. 'We better go warn them.'

'We?' Amy asked between clenched teeth, she had been very sure that Quinn and Jordan were abused, but seeing it confirmed black on white on the fucking internet? It made her furious.

'Yes, we. I am not letting you go anywhere alone.' Mo said easily as he grabbed his keys. 'Come on Rocky lets go.' You are not as smooth as you think Amy. Not at all.

'Fuck you!' Amy growled, she liked Mo and knew he wouldn't take her venting to seriously. It was nice not to have to be in Cop mode all the time.

'Oh I don't think your as of yet mystery wife would like that much.' Mo grinned at Amy, who's mouth dropped open.

'Touché. Let's just go. I don't want them to get blind sided by this. I'll call Jordan from the car.' Amy sighed, it was going to be a long day she was pretty sure of that. 'How the fuck does he just slip though all our defences?'

'This ain't LA we don't have the manpower or the know how to deal with scum like him Hayly.' Mo said matter of factly. He had called in some favours from a few buddies her knew that worked for the LAPD and none of them had anything good to say about Jordan's stalker. 'And he has buddies in high places.'

'What do you mean high places Mo?' Amy's eyes narrowed, she did not like the sound of that. Not one bit.

'As in he has dirt on judges and cops as friends. How do you think he found her. Jordan told us herself that she came here totally under the radar. The only way he could have gotten her whereabouts is with help, and my buddies said he had plenty of help.' Mo said a little bitter, he hated it when cops went bad and actually helped pieces of crap like Tim.

'Well he isn't in LA and he doesn't know me, yet.' Amy growled, she would not let this fucker ruin lives right and left. Get ready Timmy cause I am bringing it. And I only ever have A game!

Brittany bound into Quinn's room looking around frantically, she was starving and she really hoped she hadn't missed Judy's Breadsticks run. What time is it anyway?

Santana burst out laughing. 'You're early B, but don't worry we told Judy you would more than likely show up. She'll be here soon. And she'll have plenty for us all.' Santana squeaked when Brittany grabbed her in a bear hug then twirled her around.

'Thank you thank you! I am so hungry. Me and Rae have been playing in the park.' Oh fuck we forgot to catch the duck! Next time, Imma gonna be so ready next time. Brittany put Santana down kissed her quickly then gave Quinn a kiss too. 'Hey Q you look super cute in that!'

Quinn laughed happily, they had been speculating when Brittany and Rachel would show up. On time as always. 'Thank you Brit, and you are super sweaty have fun?'

'We did.' Rachel huffed from the doorway, Brittany having won their race. Is it my fault that the view from the back is so good that I actually want to lose?

'Hey Rae.' Quinn grinned at Rachel noting the grass sticking out of her hair. 'I can see you had fun.' She teased.

Rachel blushed brightly. 'Shut up Quinn.'

'Awwwww pooor little Midget did Brit Brit run you ragged?' Santana mocked Rachel teasingly, she was not going to let Quinn have all the fun.

'We didn't actually do that much running the Hudson's interrupted our morning run and our tickle fight. So we just ended up playing with the Duckies.' Brittany turned to Santana with big happy eyes. 'Rae Rae is so good at tickle fights.'

Santana snorted fucking delighted at that piece of information. It gave her so many things to tease Rachel about. 'Oh I just bet that the Dwarf is good at a little slap and tickle.'

Rachel turned bright red as Quinn and Santana burst out into laughter. 'Oh shut the fuck up Juggs!' She snapped then swallowed hard when Santana glared at her, but relaxed when Santana just started laughing harder.

'Oooohhh someone has developed quite the pair of lady balls.' Santana managed after a while. 'What did the jolly green giant's parents want?'

Brittany growled softly, she didn't want to talk about them. She had just cheered Rachel up. 'Nothing.'

Quinn blinked, it was very rare for Brittany to become sullen and angry. They must really have upset her. 'Rachel what happened?'

Rachel sighed as she automatically stepped towards Brittany rubbing her lower back soothingly. 'He's out.'

Santana clenched her fists, oh how she wanted to beat the crap out of something, but she wouldn't. She needed to stay calm. 'If he so much as breathes this way I will end him!'

'Oh I hear you.' Brittany growled angrily, making the other three worry a lot more than at Santana's threat.

'Brit Brit please calm down.' Rachel said softly never breaking contact. 'How about we eat then go back and catch that pesky duck? He still needs his B cuddles?'

Brittany's face quircked into a smile as she smiled. 'We will totes go ninja on his ass!'

'Yea we will.' Rachel grinned.

Santana's eyebrow arched and she threw Quinn a questioning look. What the fuck are you two up to. Cause you bitches are so not just friends. And when did the Dwarf get so good at reading B? Man I have been out of it. 'Well losers food will be here in a few. So sit your asses down and entertain us!'

'Rae, you know if you wanne feel me up all you gotta do is ask.' Brittany whispered into Rachel's ear letting her know she hadn't been fooled by her pinch ploy earlier. Not at all. So cute when she blushes!

Rachel burned bright red and would not meet any of their eyes. 'BRIT!' I can not believe she knows!

Jordan bit her lip so hard that she could taste blood. Why the fuck is he so obsessed! I am not a money maker. Why? 'Fuck! I better get to the Hospital.' She grabbed her keys and not for the first time thought that she should have just stayed away. Because the only thing she was doing was bringing everyone more grief. I am always such a loser. Now I have to go break Quinn's heart yet again.