AN: Aaaand once again, finished this one by the skin of my teeth! Final chapter of Book One, done in the nick of time. Bada-boom!

Day 14, Part 2

Anna and Kristoff sat on his bed, and she was gripping him tightly, kissing him as she had never kissed him before.

"Rapunzel's staying," Anna said in a sing-song voice between kisses. "She's staying, and teaching me all sorts of tricks to make our special days next month just absolutely blow your mind."

"I know, Anna," he chuckled. "You keep saying that."

"Sorry, it just still blows my mind!"

Anna shoved Kristoff flat onto his back and clambered atop him, straddling him.

"Rapunzel," she mused, "is like that big spoonful of honey on top of your oatmeal! She shines like the sun, her heart so gold you'd swear she was still blonde. Hehe, I'm being all poetic all of a sudden, the point is, Kristoff, she's bringing you and me closer together, and we owe her a great… big… d—oh wow. Wow. Oooh…"

She had been rolling back and forth on her hips as she sat atop him, and was suddenly caught off-guard by the attendant feeling. "Oh my… I can feel a little hard spot, straight through… actually, that's kind of nice… hang on a moment…"

She pulled her dress off, leaving herself in only her pristine white camisole and panties, and beneath her he followed suit, taking off his coat and pants to end up in a gray undershirt and black shorts. With one less layer separating them, Anna pressed herself against him once more and continued her rocking motion.

"Yeah…" she gasped in excitement. "Just like this! Mmm… it's not the real thing, but it's really… really… nice! Mmm…"

She raised her arms over her head. "Yeah! I'm riding you just like Rapunzel!"

~0~0~0~

"Eugene, honey, what's the matter?"

Rapunzel was in just the position Anna had alluded to, but paused, concerned. Eugene had stopped looking at her, had stopped moving altogether, his head on the pillow staring vacantly at nothing in particular.

"Eugene?" Rapunzel repeated, her hands, which had been grasping his wrists, stroking them gently.

"I don't think I can go on," he muttered. "I think… that's it."

Rapunzel pouted. "Yeah, I… I'd kind of noticed. Oh, honey…"

With effort, she lifted herself away from him and coiled her naked body around his in the most tender, intimate way she could manage.

"Can't even…" he grumbled.

"Eugene, it's fine," she said. "It's perfectly fine. It happens to everyone."

"I know it does, but why here? Why now?"

"Because you're going to miss me," Rapunzel said sweetly, kissing his neck. "It's okay to be sad, Eugene. I promise you it's okay."

~0~0~0~

Merida loitered outside Elsa's bedroom, prepared for one of their usual secretive goodnights. Soon, she received what she had been expecting: the door opened just enough for Elsa to poke her head out.

"Oh, Princess Merida, darling?" she said.

"Yesssss, my queen?"

Elsa paused. "Never mind." She ducked back into the room and shut the door.

Frowning, Merida stepped forward and knocked on the door. "Is something wrong?"

"No, it's just… I was gonna do something crazy. I… I can't do it."

"Oh, come on," Merida urged. "I love crazy things!"

"It's… okay, you know what, I see where I went wrong," Elsa said. "I was just gonna fling open the door and be standing in the door frame, but you know what, it's better this way. Just… open the door and come in when I say so, okay?"

"'Kay," said Merida. She waited for a few moments, hearing nothing but faint jangling, as though of chains. "You all right in there?"

"Yeah, just gotta get my position just… right…" Elsa muttered. "Okay, you can come in now."

Merida opened the door, to find Elsa lying casually on her side in bed. Apart from the vast assortment of jewelry she was wearing—her crown, several necklaces, multiple bracelets and anklets, and rings on most of her fingers and toes—she was completely naked. As Merida entered, Elsa lowered her head, making the bedroom eyes and kissy lips she had promised. "Join me, won't you?"

Merida grinned broadly and stepped further into the room, immediately starting to pull off her dress. "You're right, that beats the hell out of standing in the door frame."

"Don't leave the door wide open, you maniac."

"Oops." Merida stepped back and closed the door. She kicked off her shoes and yanked off her dress and the slip beneath it, leaving her only in undersized socks and utterly nondescript underwear, both of white linen.

Elsa stopped breathing as Merida came closer; she was nearly flat-chested, and her entire body was heavily freckled, with a toned core and a muscular back, as Elsa saw when Merida sat down on the bed to take off her socks.

"So…" said Merida, tossing her socks aside. "What's the plan?"

"No plan, really," Elsa said casually. "I've just been pondering—with no real idea of the reality of it, mind you—all the possible things women can do to each other in bed… and my imagination's just been running away with it and I need to know. Give it to me… teach me everything you've ever done to the girls of DunBroch."

Merida grabbed a bit of twine from Elsa's bedside table and started tying her hair back. "That won't take long… I'm sure I'm not as imaginative as you. You'll have to tell me some of your theories once I've done all my moves." She turned back to face Elsa, soaking in her pale, soft curves.

Taking the hint, Elsa scooted over a bit, giving Merida room to join her on the bed, lifting an arm and leg to really show off every detail of her form. Merida stood up, took a step back, and pulled her panties off, standing over Elsa, her hands shaking, now wearing nothing but her crown.

"Oh my gosh, this is exciting," said Merida in a quavering voice. "I may die of anticipation before I reach you."

"You'd better hurry then, lover," Elsa said softly.

"I don't know if I've concealed it well, but this has been a very frustratin' two weeks. The wonderfullest two weeks of my life, to your credit, but… frustratin'."

"You've concealed it terribly," said Elsa, amused.

"Aye…" said Merida, swallowing hard. "I've been waitin' for this… this is usually the part I'm good at… but now…"

Elsa's seductive face began to falter. "Are you afraid?"

"I suppose I am," said Merida, trembling even more. "This is too important to mess up."

"Sweetheart," Elsa whimpered. "Sweetheart, you can't be nervous, because then I'm gonna get nervous and… and, Merida, honey, you couldn't possibly disappoint me. You know that, don't you?"

Reassured more by the comfortable and familiar skittishness than the words, Merida nodded. "All I needed to know."

Merida clambered into Elsa's bed.

~0~0~0~

Anna and Kristoff lay flat on their backs, breathing heavily.

"Wow," Anna gasped. "I can't believe that just happened. That was so good. Oh, God, my panties are all sweaty…"

"My pants are sticky," Kristoff said flatly.

Anna winced. "Ew. That does sound worse. Sorry, honey."

"'Sokay," he said. "Worth it. So, what was that you were saying just before I, uh, blacked out and everything got all sticky?"

"Oh, just that Rapunzel doesn't wear shoes," said Anna, looking down at her own bare feet fondly. "I think that's so cool and quirky. She's a real artist. Anyway… wow, this was kinda great. We satisfied each other, at no risk, without even having to undress, really…"

"I'm glad you see it that way," he admitted. "Because I felt pretty foolish. Like a dog humping someone's leg…"

Anna pouted at him. "Aw, baby, you don't have to feel like that. We both came, didn't we? Nothing silly or foolish about that."

"You did?" he said, brightening instantly.

"I totally did," she said smugly. "My boyfriend… made me come. I love the sound of that. So much hotter than if I could say that about my husband or fiancé…"

"It's hotter because we're not supposed to do that," Kristoff observed dryly.

"Yeah…"

"I suppose 'fiancé' would split the difference between naughty and romantic," he mused.

"It would," Anna agreed enthusiastically, rolling over so she was partially on top of him. "We'll have to make sure to have lots and lots of sex while we're engaged, because that'll be the perfect balance…"

"I'm up for that," he chuckled. "I'll… keep you posted, I guess, on when I can… do that."

"Take your time," she assured him, stroking his cheek. "I was worried at first, but now… I don't need to see the tip of an engagement ring anytime soon to know where we stand. I'm good with just the tip of… well, you know."

"You're sure?" he said nervously.

She grinned mischievously. "Dude? I just came. I am totally satisfied in body, mind, and spirit. I want for nothing right now. Another relationship milestone is the last thing on my mind. All I'm interested in is going to bed."

Anna hopped out of the bed and retrieved her dress, pulling it over her head quickly.

"Well…" she said thoughtfully. "Actually, first I have to pee. Then bed. Oh, here, don't get up…"

She reached into one of his dresser drawers and pulled out a fresh pair of underpants, tossing it to him.

"Hehe, thanks," he chuckled. "Goodnight, Anna. I love you."

She paused halfway out his door and turned back to him, beaming. "I love you so much, babe."

~0~0~0~

"I'm committed to this, Eugene," Rapunzel whispered. "To staying with Anna. She's clueless, and I love her so freaking much…"

"I know, honey," he said numbly. "You don't have to keep convincing me. I'm sold on it."

She stroked his hair tenderly. "I know you are. I'm sorry. I'm more trying to convince myself, really, because it's gonna be so hard to say goodbye to you."

"You can do it, you're gonna be great."

"You're not supposed to be consoling me," she chuckled, delivering the lightest possible blow to his shoulder with her fist. "Are you okay, Eugene?"

"I'm trying to be," he said. "I'm… trying. It's just sad that this is the last night. That was… pitiful."

"Oh, it wasn't that bad," she said encouragingly, stroking his face. "At least we had sex."

"That's not very reassuring," he grumbled.

"Don't get so down, honey. We'll give it another go in the morning, same as we always do."

"Right. The morning. Yeah… that'll be good."

~0~0~0~

Flat on her back, Elsa breathed slowly and heavily. Her hair, completely unbraided for the first time in living memory, was spread out all over her pillow.

"Uggggnnnhhh…" she moaned, her tongue lolling out. "Merida, that felt sooooo good… I feel like my head exploded. Did it?"

"Nope," Merida said cheerfully. "Still totally intact."

Merida wrapped her body around Elsa's, the covers tight around them both.

Elsa shook her head rapidly and cleared her throat. "Ahem… so… how was I?"

"'Mazing," Merida said simply.

Elsa returned Merida's tight embrace. "Look… Merida… you got what you wanted. I know that from the beginning, your interest was in my… my body. And you've had it. You don't have to stay and keep courting me. You can go home."

Merida chuckled. "Oh, Elsa, babe… so insecure… no. Of course I'm going to keep courting you. And if you'll have me, I'm going to marry you."

Elsa sniffled and sobbed. "Good," she said tearfully, snuggling even closer to Merida and squeezing her tight.

"Tighter," Merida whispered. Elsa obliged, and Merida squeezed her back. "This is my home until you tell me otherwise, my queen. Now, if you've got anything else to say, you'd best make it quick, I think I'm about to doze off."

"All right," said Elsa. She kissed Merida tenderly. "Sleep, my princess."

"I love you," Merida whispered.

Elsa beamed. "You're delirious."

Merida leaned closer to her, wide-eyed. "No… I mean it… I love you."

Elsa's smile froze. "And I… very much look forward to marrying you."

"Mmm," Merida peeped, almost instantly falling asleep with her head on Elsa's chest.

END OF BOOK ONE

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AN: All right! As of right now, this story is now out of the Tangled/Brave crossover category and in the Disney category. Hopefully there it'll gather a larger concentration of people who'll be there to see Book Two come alive! And no, Book Two will not be a separate story, it'll start as the next chapter of this one right here. Finally, here's, y'know, something. Something I like doing, 'cause it's fun.

Book One Cast

Elsa … Idina Menzel
Anna … Kristen Bell
Rapunzel … Mandy Moore
Merida … Kelly Macdonald
Eugene … Zachary Levi
Elinor … Emma Thompson
Kristoff … Jonathan Groff
Moana … Auli'i Cravalho
Maui … Dwayne Johnson
Kai … Stephen J. Anderson
Corona Guard … Rob Paulsen
Arendelle Servant … Jeff Bennett
Arendelle Guard … Maurice LaMarche
Arendelle Citizen … Jess Harnell
Tax Collector #1 … Yuri Lowenthal
Tax Collector #2 … Quinton Flynn