Well, tomorrow's Christmas, and you know what that means, right? …Nothing. Just another day for me. But Lauren's gone, so all good!

Light's champion: You bet I do.

Jj: When Fanfiction started making it illegal.

TheLightningPunisher: Merry Christmas!

Aceswild 13: She's in another realm. AKA Visiting her parents. Looks like a Merry Christmas for me after all!

Malory79080: Yes she is.

FeraliPerv94: No, of course not…

Scarredskull5: :P

Jakob cade 9: Thanks!

Mr. Brandloyal: Yeah, that's where I got the idea for.

Blake's Moemon Adventure: Chronicles of Truth

Chapter 25

"Hey, Blake, what do you guys think of my bathing suit?" Rose asked, smiling, showing off her athletic body in a sleek black one piece.

"Wow, you look hot!" Blake said, surprised. "I never knew that such an unfeminine person like you could look so good in a swimsuit."

"Hey, you're saying I'm not feminine?" Rose exclaimed, her facing turning red in anger.

"Well, so much for that 'Hilbert Charm' huh?" Dr. Jones said, laughing.

"You're not swimming?" Willow asked, turning back to him.

"No, I can't." Dr. Jones said, smiling. "When it comes to fanservice, I find it better to leave things to the cute ladies. And speaking of fanservice…"

"Blake!"

"Blake!"

Two matching voices called out. Rena and Risa jumped onto Blake, smiling.

"You two…" Blake said, frowning.

"So, what do you think?" Rena asked, smiling. "Don't our bathing suits look good?"

The twins were dressed up in school swimsuits of all things, dark blue one pieces. Rena had removed her glasses, and Risa had undone her hair, so the two looked almost identical if not for Risa's hair being about a foot longer.

"Why are you two wearing those things?" Willow asked, pointing at the matching inner tubes the twins had around their waists.

"Because it makes us look cuter." The twins said as one, confused at Willow's statement.

"…Okay, fine." Willow said, frowning.

"It's simple…" Rena said, smirking.

"It's a fetish for little girls." Risa explained.

"Come on Blake, don't we look cute?" Rena asked, giving him a twirl.

"Or maybe you think we look more than a little cute?" Risa implied, smirking.

"That's sexual harassment." Dawn said, frowning. Blake turned to see Dawn standing by them, dressed in a simple blue bikini.

"Aren't your breasts a little small for that?" Rena asked, frowning.

"That's sexual harassment." Dawn said, holding up her arm, the dragon head emblazoned on her forearm starting to glow red.

"Sorry, sorry." Rena and Risa said, smiling.

"Dawn, you shouldn't be so mean." Caitlin said, strolling down the stairs. Her hat was off, and she wore a pink bikini with a clear shroud over her shoulders.

"Yeah, it's not very attractive." Lulu giggled. She wore a black bikini, her hat also removed, though her pink hair was still tied up.

"Why aren't you untying your hair?" Blake asked, confused.

"Well, if I did, then my hair would get all weird and messy, so I won't do it until I get into the water." Lulu said, smiling.

"All right, people!" Hughes said, walking in, smiling. Lulu moved back away from him and looked down, unable to meet his eyes.

"Listen, I know we're going to the beach, but we still have to worry about those two weather moemon." Hughes said, frowning. "We can't just ignore everything and have fun."

"…You look like you're having the most fun." Blake said, frowning. Hughes was wearing a snorkel and a bathing suit, carried a surf board in one arm, and a beach umbrella under the other.

"Nonsense!" Hughes said, laughing, walking out the door. The large group made their way to the beach. Hughes and Dr. Jones were cracking jokes, Kallin having elected to remain in the house. Athena decided to keep an eye on him, saying she didn't understand the purpose of "wearing foolish, revealing clothes for something as simple and unnecessary as entering water."

"So you guys aren't going swimming?" Tara asked Lara and Aria.

"Not a chance." The two said, shaking their heads.

"Why not?" Nancy asked, frowning.

"I'm a fire type." Lara said, frowning. "Water's kind of a no-no for us."

"And I'm a bird." Aria said, laughing. "Ever seen a bird fly in water?"

"Good point." Caitlin said, smiling. "What about you?"

"Who, me?" Mini asked, smiling. "I want to go swimming! That's why I brought this cute swim suit!" Mini's bathing suit was a grey furry one piece that seemed to match her normal clothes, though the fur was different.

"But you shouldn't get wet…" Caitlin said, frowning.

"But I look really cute…" Mini pleaded. "Come on, I want to wear other clothes sometimes too…"

"…Fine…" Caitlin said, smiling. "But don't say I didn't warn you…"

"THE BEACH!" Cheren shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Well, someone's enthusiastic." Blake said, smirking.

"I'll lay down our towels." Hughes said, laying the cloth down on the beach a short distance from the waves. "Meanwhile, you kids want to borrow our jet skis?"

"Jet ski?" Tara and Shana looked at each other, smiling.

The two raced to the jet skis, but Willow had already claimed one, Curtis the other.

"Um, Willow…" Tara said, looking down. "Can I please ride that? I've never done it before, and I really want to try…"

"Hey, I've never ridden one either!" Shana said, frowning. "Why do you get to?"

"Fine, Tara, you can ride first." Willow said, smiling. "Shana, you can go after her, okay?"

"Fine…" Shana huffed.

"Okay, you know how to start it?" Willow asked, helping Tara on.

"Um, like this?" Tara asked, turning the handle, the jet ski shooting off across the water.

"…Yes, like that." Willow said, smiling.

"Hey, Shana!" Tara shouted, turning back near the pier the two were standing on. "I'm riding a jet ski!"

Tara made a large loop in front of them.

"You're not!"

"…" Shana said, snapping her fingers. A geyser of water shot out of the ocean, hitting the jet ski, knocking it and Tara into the water.

"My turn." Shana said, picking the jet ski up and sitting on it, Tara swimming up and gasping forever.

"That was a cheap trick." Tara glowered.

"Well, I'm riding a jet ski." Shana smirked, gunning the engine.

"And you're not." Shana shot off across the water, Tara glaring at her.

Ha! Anyways, may all of you have a merry Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanza/Winter Solstice!