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Thanks for the reviews guys! :D Also; sorry for the repetitive drunken Akatsuki chapters I keep giving you guys ^^' I was running late for something and so this was made in under an hour (like 20-45 mins?) ._. So yeah ^^' I promise you that this is the last and if I forget then here as some flamethrowers to throw some flames at me! :o *hands flamethrowers* Pretty much a filler chapter but there is some info about the new jutsu that Reiko and Hisaka were making ^^
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If he had noticed the weird scene, he didn't show any signs that he did. He just walked past them like as if they were just ghosts, took a cup of coffee that he just randomly found on one of the logs and sat down.
The blonde's eyes were closed and he looked rather sleepy instead of tightly closing them. After he took a sip of the brown liquid, he sighed with relaxation and then opened his eyes.
Okay…not the kind of thing he was expecting…every member was drunk or had been on drugs. Except for a few members which were strangely precise. Itachi, Tobi and Kakuzu were the only ones, besides him, that weren't drunken.
As he stealthily made his way over to them, he whispered to the raven; in search for answers. "What the f**k happened, un?"
The weasel didn't look surprised to see him but Tobi did since he had been quiet when he arrived. Or the masked man was like his usual self; oblivious. "Well, Tobi hadn't been paying attention and accidently put some beer in the food that we were about to consume. And the only ones who noticed were us."
"Even if Tobi did that, they would've still been mental. They had been saying that they were seeing 'rainbows', 'bunnies' and 'unicorns'. So consider ourselves the only sane members," Kakuzu stated. When the masked ninja had been cheering 'yay' repetitively, he continued. "The remaining sane members don't consist you, Tobi."
Tobi pouted but then started crying. "Kakuzu-san you're so mean!"
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Hisaka turned round when he noticed the chakra signal and asked the question that he had been waiting to ask to the lazy musician while he raised a brow at her direction. "Why did you put a genjutsu on them that had bunnies and rainbows in it?"
She shrugged, looking tired. Her partner was no better, he wasn't even able to stand on his feet so he just had the wall supporting his back. "Better than nothing. I didn't have enough chakra to do anything else and at least it made them in slight confusion. That new scroll we found was way out of our reach." Reiko squinted her eyes after. "I knew that all that junk we went through with him was all for nothing. Now our jutsu isn't as powerful as we wanted it to be!"
The blue haired boy just nodded as he stared mindlessly at the ceiling. After he had been gazing at it for at least four minutes, he closed his eyes and remembered how he and Reiko were in the Sound village before they just became rogues with no place to live other than here. As you can imagine, the snake pedo had been creepy and it was awfully hard to get the scroll that he kept that could be added to any jutsu to make it a lot more advanced. Orochimaru had been working on that project so that he would win easily in a battle and get one step further to his goal. Like what he said before, they had left and had taken the scroll with them. That's why they were hiding on this floating piece of land. It seemed like they were too young and too weak to handle it yet since they couldn't make any additions to their new jutsu that they were working on.
The jutsu that they had considered a project, consisted of fire. The flames is supposed to be unstoppable, meaning that nothing could put it out; water, earth, wind or electricity could destroy it. It was basically a mixture of his talent with flames and Reiko's talent in music and genjutsus.
There was another project that Reiko had been working on; but he would explain that later because of how he had slipped into sleep right after he thought about the second project.
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"I'm feeling déjà vu again as I watch this happen right before me…" The weasel had said when the drunken Akatsuki had been having a food fight as the quartet watched with sweat drops.
Deidara turned round to Itachi; looking puzzled. "What do you mean, hm?"
"Well, you wouldn't have known anyway. It was a time where I had been separated from the others in the future and was with the future Akatsuki." Itachi explained while the blonde looked a lot less confused but still had a slight confounded expression.
Well, here they were; lying under the stars and on the grassy floor since the drunken members had destroyed the huts and threw it in the fire; dancing like insane people. Unable to sleep; Kakuzu kept shifting around, looking like as if he needed the toilet. Tobi was no better as he found the fight looked fun and wanted to jump up and join them but was pulled back down by both Deidara and Itachi.
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Morning – 3:08am
"That's it, I can't take it anymore, hm! They've been at it for at least six hours. un!" Deidara finally snapped and shot up from his sleeping place and walked into the forest.
The remaining three exchanged glances, two of them looked like as if they didn't know what he was about to do and the other was beaming happily.
Soon, Deidara had returned with his hand full of clay, by that it means; that he was holding quite a lot of clay. Grinning evilly, he threw it until it smacked the drunken Akatsuki in the face.
He turned to the trio and looked serious. "You might want to run away as fast as you could right now, hm."
"Deidara no−!" But the other two had grabbed Itachi's arms and dashed off into the forest.
And running away is what they had done. Well, running isn't the right word, how about with their eyes long had it been widened and then fled into the trees; tripping and sometimes looking like idiots. By idiots I meant idiot and that idiot is a certain masked man.
Right after that they had fled away from the camp and was probably a few miles away (long way :D), an explosion was heard and soon they had seen recognizable forms land randomly around the meadows area they were in.
Tobi looked round and had wondered out loud. "Where's Konan-chan?"
Like as if answering his question, the bluenette landed in his arms with her eyes closed, Tobi looked quite surprised but then became happy and hugged the woman before realizing that she was sleeping (not unconscious from the explosion for some odd reason) and then placed her on the floor.
The weasel glared at the blonde with half lidded eyes. "That was not necessary."
He shrugged then chuckled as he stared at the sleeping Akatsuki. "At least we get some sleep."
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Meh…Not the best but; oh well XD The next chapter will determine if this should have yaoi in it ;3
Okay so you've learnt that there's a second project now ;3
…Bai? XD