I don't have any cards that can stand up to the Blue-Eyes! This might be the end! Yami worried, but played it cool.
This duel is over, the Fake Ghost thought, grinning. My magic card is still in effect, so that means Yugi can't play monsters in defense mode.
And Yami played Feral Imp in attack mode.
---
"Damn it, Yugi!" the real Seto Kaiba cursed. "Why couldn't you wait a couple more seconds!? Can you get the virus to go any faster?" he asked the computer.
"This is the fastest it goes, it's at 60 now."
But it doesn't seem to be working. The Blue-Eyes still has 3000 attack points, and Seto, even though he won't admit it, is worried.
---
"This is almost too easy," the Fake Ghost laughed.
"Hang on, Yugi!" Tea tells him.
"I'm sure you can win!" Tristan added.
"Come on! You beat Kaiba before, you can do it again!" Joey yelled.
"Ain't no way you're gonna win... betcha didn't count on my return..."
"Thought you were so tough," Reneey murmured, joining in again. "Had it all under control..."
"Blue-Eyes, attack!"
But the Blue-Eyes just stood there.
"What? ATTACK!"
The virus was beginning to take effect.
---
Seto watched it go from 3000 to 2800, but it's still too strong! It has to be weaker for Yugi's monster to defeat it...
---
Yugi and the Fake Kaiba Ghost watched the Blue-Eyes White Dragon's attack points drop, and the Ghost Clown Dude asked, "What's going on!?"
---
"Blue-Eyes White Dragon's ATK points are dropping," the computer informed a smirking Seto. "Now at 2400..."
But that smirk slid off his face as the screen started to break up. Seto's eyes widened. He had been hacked!
Pegasus's toon rabbit popped up onscreen: "Hello, Kaiba-boy!"
Pegasus's goons surrounded he mansion, and the Blue-Eyes' attack was down to 2000 -- but it wasn't dropping any further.
"But this should have worked!"
"It's launching its attack, Seto!" the computer warned.
---
"That's it, ATTACK HIM!" the Gay Clown Ghost Guy ordered.
---
"YUGI!" the real Seto called, and Yami.. somehow heard him.
"Now enough is enough... Gonna take back what you stole..."
The Blue-Eyes froze upon hearing its true master's voice.
The Fake Clown Ghost growled, "ATTACK HIM!"
But the dragon disintegrated, just as Lyn and Reneey concluded, "Give it up, 'cause now I'm back."
---
"The dragon is destroyed," the computer reported.
"But the virus didn't work!" Seto objected. "How!? Did Yugi do this? But it's my deck..." and then it hit him, and his mouth dropped open and he muttered, "The Heart of the Cards..."
Then he noticed the lock being activated -- the goons were coming.
---
"HOW!? WHY!?" the Fake Ghost Guy screamed, and Yami smirked, saying, "The real Seto Kaiba is alive."
"I knew it!" Mokuba said excitedly.
Lyn whacked herself in the head and cried, "Well, DUH! We've only told you this fifteen thousand times, people!"
"What are you taking about?" the Fake Ghost Kaiba asked, continuing his game. "I'm the real Kaiba!"
"You faker," Yami said simply. "You must have taken his deck, but the real Seto Kaiba is alive and well."
Lyn smirked and added, "And really, really ticked off."
"Yeah," Reneey agreed, grinning. "I'm surprised he didn't yell at his computer."
"Seto Kaiba is alive," Yami continued, "and he destroyed the Blue-Eyes."
I sense him.. he called my name, Yugi thought to himself.
The Fake Ghost started to get angry, and finally he revealed his true form -- a big, fat, ugly, evil clown!
"You're still wrong," he said with an evil grin. "I am Seto Kaiba -- the part of him that you sent to the Shadow Realm! But Pegasus brought me back..."
"You're not really him, though," Lyn said, shrugging. "You're kind of like Yami Bakura to Ryou or Yami Marik to Malik." Then she blinked and added, "Er.. forget I said that."
"Yeah, well, you're not part of my big brother any more!" Mokuba declared.
"Shut up!" Kemo ordered, and raised his hand to slap him again but froze at the murderous looks from Lyn and Reneey.
"Sheesh," Joey said, "I knew this duel would get ugly -- but not THIS ugly!"
---
And the goons finally burst into Kaiba's computer room... but Seto wasn't there! They searched all around, but he was nowhere in sight.
"This is one twist I never saw coming," Pegasus growled.
One of the goons contacted him and told him that Kaiba was gone, but he merely growled some more and disconnected.
---
"You better start worrying about what my brother is gonna do when he comes!" Mokuba taunted the gay clown dude.
Kemo got a contact then that said that the real Seto Kaiba escaped, and not to lose Mokuba no matter what.
"I don't know what to call you," Yami said to the fat clown. "I might call you monster, but then again.. I don't want to insult the cards."
He smirked, and so did Lyn and Reneey.
The Ghost Clown drew and played Grappler in defense mode.
He's taking his time until he draws his Blue-Eyes, Yami thought as he played a facedown card and Celtic Guardian in attack mode, using it to destroy Grappler.
The Ghost then played Mystic Horseman in defense mode, and also set a card facedown.
Yami countered with yet another facedown card and Mystical Elf in attack mode, equipping her with Book of Secret Arts to raise her attack and defense by 300 points before ending his turn.
"It'll be over soon," the Fake Ghost Clown Guy said.
He has two facedown cards and three monsters.. he must be trying to strengthen that Elf! But, if I draw the last Blue-Eyes, I can attack any of them and knock his life points down to zero.
"Guys, I'm likin' the look on that guy's face less and less," Joey said slowly.
"Wipe that smile off his face, Yugi!" Tea called.
"Loser!" Mokuba shouted at the Gay Clown Dude.
Finally, said Gay Clown drew -- and played the third Blue-Eyes.
"Don't worry," Mokuba told Yugi. "My brother will help out again!"
But Kemo laughed. "Kaiba isn't at his computer any more," he said with a sneer. "Look at that Blue-Eyes! It's at its full attack, three thousand points! We've already found Kaiba's hiding place, now he's on the run."
"I think you just admitted that Kaiba's alive," Tristan said triumphantly.
"I told you that ages ago!" Lyn interjected, annoyed.
But Kemo just smirked and said, "I'm just saying not to expect any more miracles. This duel's about to end."
"Got that right," Reneey murmured.
The Blue-Eyes attacked, but Yami flipped his facedown card -- Mirror Force. In response, the Ugly Gay Clown flipped his facedown card, Negate Attack.
"Soo illegal," Lyn sighed under her breath.
It's all over, Mokuba thought in dread.
But Lyn grinned and announced, "And noooow, for the awesome reversal for which Yami is so famous... TAKE IT AWAY, YAMI-MAN!"
Yami blinked and then, not sure what to say to that, said slowly, "Er... um... thank you, Lyn..."
Lyn sighed and shook her head sadly, muttering, "And this is why so many people think he's dense..."
"Anyway," Yami went on, turning back to the Gay Ghost Clown (or whatever) and regaining his train of thought. "It's time to finish this duel!"
And he played Monster Reborn to bring back the Blue-Eyes White Dragon.
"That won't do you any good," the Ugly Gay Clown told Yami. "The two Blue-Eyes are evenly matched."
"But you're wrong," Yami said, smiling. "Their powers aren't the same, because I still have my Mystical Elf, and she's chanting a spell that will transfer her attack power to any monster I choose."
"Also illegal," Lyn sighed under her breath. "But evs. IF GHOST DUDE CAN CHEAT, SO CAN YAMI!"
"This move was inspired by Seto Kaiba himself," Yami went on, still wearing that calm smile. "He showed us that you can alter the attack power of a Blue-Eyes. But this time, I'm raising the Blue-Eyes' attack, not lowering it as he did to yours. Consider this a message from the real Seto Kaiba: you lose!"
"Awesome attack and Mind Crush time," Reneey announced in a sing-song voice.
And the resurrected Blue-Eyes destroyed the other, winning the duel for Yami. Tea and Joey and company cheered (as per usual) and Yami Mind Crushed the Evil Ugly Gay Clown Who Did A Bad Impersonation Of Seto Kaiba back to the Shadow Realm. (And we are OH SO sad about that, I'm sure.)
Lyn growled under her breath as she glanced over to the side and realized that Kemo and Mokuba were already gone. Idiot! she mentally berated herself, cracking her neck again in frustration. You knew he was going to make a break for it, you should have been watching...
"Lyn, where's Mokuba? Did.. omg, we just.. ARGH!" Reneey groaned.
Lyn gritted her teeth and muttered, "Remember how I said once that when you can't find Mokuba, he's been kidnapped? Yeah, well..."
"Nothing will stop me!" Yami announced to the walls, since there was no longer anyone else left to tell it to. "I'm coming for you, Pegasus!"
(And in some dark corner of Pegasus's castle, the glass of wine -- er, I mean, fruit juice -- shatters in his hand and he comments about how Yugi's Shadow powers are growing, blah blah blah. BUT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT PEGASUS NOW DO WE!? D)