I am extremely happy with my case of soda and giant stuffed crust pizza with cinnamon sticks. =3
219. Switch the signs on the Men and Women bathrooms
Edward's blush didn't fade for a week and avoided seeing any female officers while Hawkeye made sure that it never happened again by force.
220. Get a friend drunk and let them loose on the world
They only found Breda because he was naked and playing bagpipes on the roof of HQ
221. 'Decorate' a friend's car
"THIS IS NOT FUNNY ROY! HOW AM I GOING TO GET HOME TO SEE MY ADORABLE LITTLE GIRL?"
"Perhaps, Maes, you could get tires that are not now melted to the street and car not painted with blue paint and perhaps one that doesn't have all the doors glued to the frame. Hehehe…"
222. Blow off work and go to a water park
……………………………….......nothing really happened. They were all just at the water park.
223. Become a ventriloquist
"WHY ARE YOU USING ME AS A DUMMY?"
"Well Fullmetal, there are two reasons: one, you can be brain-dead sometimes; two, you're small enough to play the part."
Half of HQ was gone that afternoon after the eldest Elric blew up
"WHO'S THE DUMMY NOW MUSTANG?"
"I'd say you are. You have to pick up all of this."
"AUGH!"
224. Hold a talk show
It ended up being catastrophic and no one dared mention it again due to the persons responsible threatening more mass destruction than they caused on the show.
225. Open a restaurant
"Well, I think the steaks are done fast enough! I know how to get them medium rare and well done with a snap!"
And such, Mustang's Grill was opened in Central
226. Make a TV Show
"Really? Really? There's already two shows, a book series, multiple video games based off my life! Why not add another show!" Edward was heard screaming.
There ya go my bloodthirsty readers!