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Chapter 22
I have amnesia.
Well shit.
"How long have I been 'asleep' here?"
"Ah! Almost 3 months already I think?"
That face. Why…why…
DO I HAVE AN URGE TO SQUISH IT SO BAD?! OMG IT LOOKS SO CHUBBY-
…
Ahem.
Ahem.
AHEM.
Pardon me. (What the hell did the amnesia do to me?)
Getting back on topic, I have no idea who in the world these people are. And I've been asleep for 3 months? Are you serious? Wow. What kind of injury kept me in a fucking sleep for 3 months and made me lose my memory!? Better try and approach this topic as vaguely as possible.
" I have amnesia."
There were a couple gasps and shocked faces. It's probably really surprising to them that their friend can't remember them. Even more surprising that they can be so blunt about it. I feel weird being so blunt but it feels so natural as well. Does that even make sense? No? Carry on.
"What?!"
"Are you serious?"
"How is that possible? You didn't even lose that much bloo-"
"SHHH."
"What Enma?"
I'm guessing that guy with the blazing red hair is Enma? How does he get his hair to be so red? Does he do some type of magic to keep it that colour because it does not look natural.
He beckoned for him to come closer and whispered something in his ear. His eyes then widened in realisation. Kinda like a tarsier. You know, creepy but sort of cute at the same time.
"What were you going to say? I didn't lose that much what? What didn't I lose 'that much' of?"
"I-it was nothing! You s-should just forget it. Ehehehe…"
What is that supposed to mean? Oh hey look, she lost her memories. Let's not tell her anything! Whatever.
"Speaking of which, where are my parents?"
Then comes the deadly awkward silence when everyone decides to shut up and not respond. Urgh.
"Guys. You can't just think that I know. They can't possibly be that bad. Or maybe they're dead? Am I adopted? Do I live alone? I might seem to be harassing you but did you really believe I can just live without knowing anything? I'm currently kept in the dark and it pisses me off."
"Your parents are dead."
…That was expected?
The things that you learn when you have amnesia.
"So I'm guessing I live alone?"
"No. You live this stupid no good student."
He then proceeded to point at the guy who was talking most of the time. I've been living with a guy? Isn't that weird? I don't even know if he's a pervert or if he's into that kind of dirty minded stuff.
"Don't worry he's not that dirty minded."
"Ehh! What are you talking about Reborn?"
"Nothing Tsuna."
His name's Tsuna? Sounds like a girl. Sort of looks like a girl too. Maybe he's actually a girl dressing as a guy.
"B-but I-"
Then came a flying kick to his face. Did babies always give brutal kicks to the face? I don't think I did. But then again, I don't even remember anything so it's not like I'd know.
"Okay so I have no parents but who's my guardian?"
"You have a godmother and you have 2 godfathers."
That response is so vague. It's as if I'm asking what he wants to eat for dinner and he says food. Is everyone purposely hiding information?
"Care to tell me who they are?"
"Nana and Iemitsu."
"And they are?"
"His parents."
Now the fact that I live in his house makes more sense. His parents are my guardians but the baby mentioned that I had another godfather.
"Who's the other person?"
"The other what?"
"Stop acting dumb and innocent. Who's my other godfather? I know that you-"
"I'm terribly sorry for the disturbance but we need you to leave. The doctor needs to check up on her condition."
Why am I constantly getting interrupted in the middle of a sentence? Let me talk in peace!
"Sorry, we'll leave immediately."
"Yes we were just leaving!"
"Ahahaha! It's good seeing you Anna! I hope your amnesia gets better!"
"Che, like that's going to help."
"B-bye Anna chan. We'll see you tomorrow okay?"
I just waved slowly back at the retreating figures when the baby was almost out of the room.
"Oi. You haven't told me who the other godfather is!"
"You don't need to know."
"Hey you-"
Then the door shut behind a doctor and a nurse carrying a clipboard.
That was it.
URGH.
I have a feeling that this doctor is going to grate on my nerves. My nerves have already been grated and shredded like some cheese.
That was most likely the worst simile in all history of mankind.
"Like some cheese". Would you like some cheese? I didn't know that I lost my memory as well as the proper functioning section of my brain.
"Miss Bianco, are you feeling better?"
I sighed. I hated these types of questions. You have to answer positively or they think something's wrong with you. No I'm not feeling better seeing as I just learnt that my parents are dead and I can't remember a single thing. Thanks for asking though.
"Yeah, I'm fine."
"Okay so let me ask you a few questions."
After that, he droned on and I answered his questions with the shortest answers possible. He talked about the amnesia being temporary and how I was going to get my memory back. How can he even guarantee that?
I blocked him out halfway in his talk about amnesia. He droned on about the same thing so I decided it would've been better to just use this time to calm down.
The doctor and nurses left sooner than I expected. I watched them leave and the sun set outside my window. Slowly my eyelids drooped and I fell into a deep sleep.
I was released from the hospital a few days after that. My body seemed to be stitched up pretty well. I can't see any limbs falling off and my head's attached. Other than having no memory I'm good to go. Except…I don't know where to go.
Tsunayoshi said that he would pick me up. He's currently half an hour late. I don't know whether to be pissed off or to laugh at his 'punctuality'. I can't remember anything but I think I had a bad impression of him back then as well. Or maybe this is a shoujo manga and I've seen inside his heart and realised that he's such an amazing person!
No thanks. Enma seems a lot better thank you very much.
While I was staring off into space, Tsunayoshi came. And…almost ran me over. I'm still recovering.
But even though I'm still recovering, my arms aren't broken.
"Well if it isn't Tsunayoshi! Right on time don't you think?" I slurred out. I managed to add as much sarcasm as I possibly could. However he didn't manage to get it.
"Really? You think so?" He smiled as he talked and talked about all the things that occurred at school.
He said he had been asked to go to the staffroom at lunch to pick up some things. The teacher there instructed him to take a stack of notes to another teacher. Who just happened to be on the other side of the school.
While he was walking in an open area, a gust of wind blew everything away. He chased all the bits and pieces before he bumped into a guy named 'Hibari'. He then proceeded to get beaten up, called a herbivore(I thought he ate meat?) and received an afterschool detention. He also got yelled at by the other teacher. He said he was SO slow and just sighed in exasperation .
We walked home together while the sun cast our shadows on the fields. It was a quiet and peaceful walk. I enjoyed it. The wind blew onto my face and soothed away any worries left.
After the long walk, we reached his doorstep. Tsuna(he begged me to stop calling him Tsunayoshi-he said that he sounded like an old man) gestured for me to open the door. Time slowed down as I reached for the handle and opened a door to a new-
Then someone hit me in the face.
Currently I'm glad I don't remember anything. If I did, then that would mean that I knew why I lived such a hectic life. And that would be terrible. Absolutely terrible. Absolutely, absolutely-
WE GET THE IDEA SO SHUT UP.
The child falls into my arms and I stare down at him. His eyes widen before he bursts into tears.
"Must tolerate, must…tolerate…can't tolerate!"
A bazooka was suddenly pulled out of his hair.
Did he just pull a bazooka out of his hair?
Why is it aiming for me?
Do I have time to run?!
ARGH.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PINK SMOKE?!
WHERE AM I?
WHAT DO I DO?
DID I DIE?
…
The smoke is clearing, thank goodness. At least I can see now.
Now to work out where I am. This house looks rather new…and like a traditional Japanese house? I have amnesia so I don't know if I have been here before. Amnesia just had to come at the most inconvenient time possible.
Are those voices I hear? Am I not alone in this different dimension? I AM SAVED.
"…Famiglia accepted our…we have…"
"…tell…not sure…she does not…"
They didn't seem to notice me yet so I stepped around the corner of the corridor into the garden.
"Hi, I don't know where I am…?Do I know you from somewhere? You look really familiar. Maybe my amnesia is wearing off."
"A-Anna from 10 years ago?"
"I think Lambo used the bazooka and it landed on her."
"Time travel? Is it invented already? And how do you know my name? How in the world do you both know me!"
The wind answered my call and it brushed past their suits. Their blazers were not buttoned and the wind easily pried it open for me to have a glimpse inside. There were guns on the inside.
So I turned back and ran.
*Omake*
"Anna!"
"She'll be back to her world in less than 5 minutes."
"But, but, but she doesn't even realise you're her future husband!"
"She'll figure it out eventually."
"She won't even remember you though."
"She'll remember my hair. It was the thing that brought us closer after all."
"That is the weirdest love story I have ever heard. What are you two doing here? Get back to work you fools.
Tsuna straighten your tie, you look like an idiot. Enma stop standing around and bring this no good student of mine to where he belongs. In a study with paperwork."
"EEP! Reborn!"
"Even after all my years of hard work, you're still a weakling. Grow up."
Then he kicked him in the back of the head.
Hehehehehee~ Have fun guessing who's her future husband ;)