Okay guys, these are the bloopers for 'Just Love to HATE You.' Including Deleted Scenes, Bloopers from the video game, and bloopers from the story itself. So, enjoy!!!
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Just Love to HATE You Bloopers!!!
---Deleted Scenes---
Blank was babysitting Eiko once again. Eiko was lying down on the wooden floor drawing. While Blank was sitting on the couch watching television.
"I'm hungry." Eiko says, hearing her stomach grumbling under her.
"…So?" Blank replied. "Make yourself something. God gave you two hands. Use them."
Eiko sighed and got up from the wooden floor. She walked to the kitchen, and climbed up to the cupboards, looking for something to eat.
Suddenly, Blank heard a shattering of glass from the kitchen. Blank sighed.
I made a BIG mistake…Blank thought miserably.
Blank walked to the kitchen, and his eyes immediately widened. There was glass all over the floor. Eiko put on a guilty face.
"…Oops…" Eiko said quietly.
"Okay, don't move. Our else you get glass on your foot or something." Blank said, putting his hands up. "I wouldn't want your mom to see a glass prickling your foot."
Suddenly, Eiko heard something from outside that immediately caught her attention.
…The sound of the ice cream truck.
"ICE CREAM!!!" Eiko said, running to the Living Room, Blank running after her.
"Eiko! You already HAVE ice cream. You have popsicles in the freezer, remember?" Blank reminded her.
"But!!" Eiko started, stomping her foot on the floor. "That ice cream is DIFFERENT!"
Blank sighed. "I don't have any money."
"I don't care! I want ice cream!" Eiko said, opening the door and running in the street, chasing after the ice cream truck.
"EIKO! WAIT! Whatever you do, don't get hit by a car! Or else I won't get paid!" Blank screamed.
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Zidane's First Song
Lizette was sitting on Zidane's bed, as she watched Zidane playing on his electric guitar.
"Have you ever played any songs recently?" Lizette asked curiously.
Zidane looked up at her. "Um…well, I wrote one a while ago."
"Really?" Lizette said with MUCH interest. "Can I hear it?"
Zidane scratched his head uncomfortably. "Um well…I wrote part of the song when me and Scarlet were together, and the other half was when we broke up so it's kinda…uneasy."
"I don't mind!" Lizette said quickly.
Zidane sighed. "Okay." He said, getting ready to play the very uneasy song.
"Okay, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot." Zidane told Lizette.
Lizette nodded her head, and Zidane began to play the song…
You don't know how much I need you.
While you're around I don't feel blue.
And when we kiss I know you need me to.
I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.
BUT IT ALL WAS BULLSHIT!
IT WAS A GODDAM JOKE.
AND WHEN I THINK OF YOU SCARLET, I HOPE YOU FUCKING CHOKE!!!
I hope your glad with what you've to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.
OH SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE!
SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEE-ASE!
I' M ON MY KNEES, PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE KILL ME!!!!!!!
I WANT TO DIE!!!!!
PUT A BULLET IN MY EYE!!!!!!!!!
Zidane finished with the song. His face was all red, and he was breathing heavily.
Lizette looked at Zidane wide eyed, and scratched her neck a little.
"I-I like it."
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The Demanator
Rinoa, Blank, and Zidane were in the amusement park called 'Mystic Mountain.' They were all waiting on a very long line.
"Man, this is going to be the best roller coaster EVER!" Zidane said to Rinoa and Blank.
"You bet! And today, we'll actually get to RIDE The Demanator!" Blank said excitingly.
The Demanator was a new roller coaster ride that came out. It was very popular for its extreme loops and how fast it went.
Rinoa, Blank, and Zidane had fantasized riding The Demanator ever since it was built. Now, they were actually going to ride it in a few minutes!
"Please exit The Demanator to your left." A women said from one of the speakers.
Suddenly, a whole bunch of people that had rode The Demanator exited the ride. There hair was very messy, and they all looked like they had just gone through a heck of a ride.
"Aw man, that ride was insane! I feel as if one part of me died, but another part has been…reborn…." A man said very slowly, coming out of the roller coaster.
"Well that guy looks like he liked it." Rinoa told Blank and Zidane.
"You'll see. This is going to be the most greatest experience in our lives! Nothing is going to stop us!" Zidane told them.
A Few Minutes Later…
"Guys?"
"Yeah?"
"I have to pee." Zidane told them.
"What!? No, you do NOT have to pee!" Blank said, ignoring what Zidane had just said.
"Yes I do!" Zidane said, moving around a little.
"Can't you hold it until the end of the ride!?" Rinoa said, slightly irritated. Rinoa wanted to get on this ride so bad. And Zidane wasn't going to ruin it for her just because of his blatter issues.
"No!" Zidane said. "I don't think I can hold it!"
"Just hold it!" Blank told him.
"Maybe…But since we're all gonna be in the same row together-,"
"Go pee!" Blank and Rinoa said together.
Zidane nodded and walked to the back of the line. Shoving people aside and murmuring 'excuse me.'
After Zidane had his bathroom break, he quickly ran back to The Demanator line. He then started shoving people aside again, trying to get to the front of the line where Blank and Rinoa were.
"Excuse-,"
"Whoa! Were are you going?" A big man with very huge muscles prevented Zidane from going any further.
"What are you doing? I'm with them!" Zidane told the man, pointing to Rinoa and Blank.
Rinoa and Blank then turned around to see Zidane arguing with the man. Blank knew that he needed to help his friend.
"HEY! He's with us!" Blank told the man at the far end of the line.
But the man didn't listen. He and other people started accusing Zidane of cutting the line.
"CUTS! SOMEBODY'S CUTTING THE LINE!!!!" A women shouted.
Blank and Rinoa then left there spot, and started to try to get Zidane to come with them. But it was no use.
A security guard suddenly came. "Is there a problem?" He asked.
"Yeah! We have 3 people that are cutting the line!" The man said, pointing to Rinoa, Blank, and Zidane.
"I'm sorry, but your gonna have to go to the back of the line." The security said.
"WHAT!? No, we are NOT going to the back of the line! We've waited hours for this ride!" Zidane shouted at the security guard.
The security guard looked at Zidane shocked because of his behavior.
"I SAID MOVE TO THE END OF THE LINE." The security guard said. He also had a deadly look on his face.
Rinoa sighed. "Let's just go to the back of the line."
So without causing any problems, Zidane, Blank, and Rinoa walked to the back of the line.
"I can't believe you got us sent to the back of the line!" Rinoa yelled at Zidane.
"You just HAD to pee!" Blank said.
"Well I'm sorry! Next time I'll let my bladder explode!" Zidane said quickly.
"Thank you!" Rinoa replied.
"Gosh, are we gonna even have time to get home before my parents get home? I have to get home by 11. If I'm not home before my parents, they WILL freak out." Rinoa said.
"Well let's see…" Zidane said, starting to think.
"It's been 17 minutes since we were at the two hour sign. You figure an hour and 43 minutes for the line, 6 minutes to ride The Demanator, 13 minutes to find the car, 22 minutes to get home, that puts us at the front door at exactly 10:58, which is 2 minutes before your Mom and Dad said they'd be home!" Zidane told Rinoa.
Blank looked at Zidane shocked. "Alright, if you could figure all that out, why are you failing math?" Blank asked Zidane.
"Because this is IMPORTANT!"
Suddenly, Zidane felt a very sharp object touch his leg. "OW!" He screamed. Zidane then turned around to see who had just touched him with the sharp object.
A little boy in a pirate suit stood behind Zidane. A women also stood next to the little boy. Zidane guessed that that was the boy's mother.
"Haha! I'm a pirate!" The boy said to Zidane, swishing what looked like a plastic sword back and forth.
"Okay, you're a pirate. But don't touch me." Zidane said to him.
The boy then gave him a nasty look, and touched Zidane's leg again with the pirate sword.
"OW!" Zidane screamed again.
"A pirate never surrenders!" The boy said.
Zidane's eyes then traced over to the little boy's mom. Surprisingly, she wasn't doing anything about this.
"Aren't you gonna say something?" Zidane said to the mother.
"Yeah! Let my kid play pirate!" The mother told him angrily.
Zidane just rolled his eyes and didn't say anything. It was too late for this.
A few minutes later…
Finally, Zidane, Blank, and Rinoa had reached the front of the line again.
"Finally! We get to ride The Demanator!" Blank said.
Zidane was about to open his mouth until a guy in a big mouse costume started walking around the line. Many kids started jumping up and down and screaming for the guy in the mouse costume.
"Oh my god! It's Milfred Mouse!" Blank said excitingly.
"Milfred Mouse!?" Zidane said shocked. "Where? Where?"
"What's so special about a guy in a mouse costume?" Rinoa asked.
"He's the gretest cartoon ever!" Zidane said.
Milfred Mouse then walked down the line of kids and teenagers.
"Milfred Mouse? I hate him!" the pirate boy behind Zidane said.
Milfred Mouse then turned around. The pirate boy then yanked the tail off of Milfred Mouse.
"Haha! I got his tail!" The boy said.
"Good job, honey!" His mom said proudly.
"Hey!" Zidane said snatching the tail out of the boy's grasp. "You don't yank off of the tail of Milfred Mouse!"
"WHO DID THAT!?" Milfred Mouse said, turning around angrily. "WHO THE FUCK DID THAT!?"
Milfred Mouse then saw Zidane with the tail in his hand.
"WAS IT YOU!? WAS IT YOU!?" Milfred Mouse said angrily to Zidane.
"N-No! I didn't do it!" Zidane said quickly.
"He didn't! That pirate boy over there yanked your tail off!" Blank said, pointing to the pirate boy.
"HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE THAT CUTE LITTLE BOY OF YANKING MY TAIL OFF! BOTH OF YOU GO TO THE BACK OF THE LINE!!!" Milfred Mouse shouted at Blank and Zidane.
"But-."
"I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FUCK YOU HAVE TO SAY! GO TO THE BACK OF THE LINE!" Milfred Mouse said again.
Blank and Zidane reluctantly walked to the back of the line again. Rinoa staying at her spot.
"This sucks." Zidane grumbled. "Rinoa gets to go, and here we are, on the back of the line AGAIN!" Zidane complained to Blank.
"I don't like Milfred Mouse anymore." Blank said with anger. "He's a bastard."
"Please exit The Demanator to your left." The women on the speaker said.
Finally, Rinoa would get to go on The Demanator. Rinoa and other people started to get on the roller coaster, putting on there seat belts. Men and women started checking if all of the people that were going on the ride had there seatbelts on the right way.
Rinoa looked at Zidane and Blank excitingly. It was too bad that they had to wait.
Wow…I must be really lucky! Rinoa thought.
Zidane and Blank suddenly felt a rage of anger go through them. There were 2 empty seats next to Rinoa. Zidane and Blank could have sat there!
The roller coaster suddenly started to move, and it entered a very big, dark, cave.
Zidane and Blank heard many people screaming in the cave. Blank could have sworn he heard Rinoa scream at least twice.
A few minutes later, the women on the speaker said "Please exit The Demanator to your left."
Rinoa immediately came out of the ride. Her hair was messy, and she started walking like a zombie.
"She rode The Demanator!" Zidane said.
"Oh I RODE The Demanator." Rinoa said, staring into oblivion.
"How was it?" Blank asked quickly.
"It was like getting a piggy-back ride on a wild tiger through the eye of a tornado." Rinoa said slowly.
Blank and Zidane looked at each other shocked. "We HAVE to ride The Demanator!" The both said.
"Give me the keys to the car. I need to go lye down." Rinoa said. Blank then handed her the car keys, and Rinoa left.
A few minutes later, Zidane and Blank finally rode The Demanator.
"Please exit The Demanator to your left."
Blank and Zidane slowly came out of the ride. Zidane and Blank's hair was messy, and they looked kind of dizzy.
"Oh."
"My."
"GOD." They said together.
"We rode The Demanator!" Blank screamed.
"The Demanator!" Zidane said.
"It's incredible!" Blank said.
"Better then love!" Zidane replied.
"Better than girls!" Blank said.
Zidane blinked and looked at Blank shocked. "Hey, don't get crazy!"
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---Bloopers from the Game---
Scene 1
Baku walks into the side room and Cinna, Blank, Marcus, and Zidane follow.
Baku: Here's the plan! Tantalus, the infamous band of daring thieves (that's us), is headin' to the kingdom of Axadrainini.
Director: That's Alexandria you fool.
Baku: Sorry! Let me try again.
Baku: Is headin' to the kingdom of Acelicandena
Director: ALEXANDRIA!!!
Baku: I'll get it this time.
Baku: …Is headin' to the kingdom of Almandria
Director: ALEXANDRIA!!!!! ALEXANDRIA!!!!!! Why must I work with such actors?
Baku: Our mission: to kidnap the heir to the throne, Princess Garnet!
Cinna: I'll take it from here so listen up! Our ships about to dock in Alexandria…And when it does, we're gonna put on our costumes…and perform 'I want to be Your Canary' the most popular play in Alexandria! Break a leg, Marcus! 'Cause your playin' the lead!
Marcus: HOW DARE YOU! (Punches Cinna and knocks him out) NOBODY TELLS ME TO BREAK MY LEG ON PURPOSE!
Director: Why me?
Marcus: Leave the actin' to me! Of course, the real kidnappers will be Blank and Zidane!
Blank: I'll distract the audience from backstage with these little bugers.
Zidane: (laughs) Did you just say bugers?
Blank: (laughs) Whoops, my bad!
Blank: I can't stand oglops…
Blank: But I'll manage so don't worry about me.
Blank: And that'll be your cue, Zidane!
Zidane: Okay! That's when I kidnap Princess Garnet, right?
Baku: That's right. Your gonna kidnap the fat-ass, butt-ugly Garnet…wait! What am I sayin!? Sorry I didn't mean anything by it!
(Garnet walks over and kicks Baku in the nuts.)
Baku: OWWWW!!!
Zidane: …Sooo…that's when I kidnap Queen Brahne, right?
Baku: You bet! You're gonna kidnap the most babe-ilicous beauty in all of Alexandria, Queen Brahne! …Wait, that isn't the line, is it?
Director: Read your script, you moron. Ok people, BREAK TIME!!!
Scene 2
(Boarding the cargo ship)
(Dagger starts climbing the ladder, and Zidane 'accidentally' touches her butt)
Zidane: Oohh…soft.
Dagger: You pervert!
(Dagger kicks Zidane off the ladder)
Zidane: AHHHH!!!
(Cargo ship takes off)
Director: Cut! What the heck was that Dagger!?
Dagger: He touched my butt! Didn't you see him!?
Director: He's SUPPOSED to do that! Read the stinkin' script!
(Dagger reads it)
Dagger: …Oh…
Zidane: (from offstage) I don't mind doing that scene again!
Dagger: Shut up Zidane!
Scene 3
(Vivi and Zidane are talking outside of Eiko's house while Eiko listens from kitchen steps.)
Zidane: …It all boils down to whether you do or you don't. Here, let me show you a age old ritual between male friends!
Vivi: Ok.
(Zidane and Vivi walk off the stage to the side. Zidane really has to go due to the toilet being clogged and what's in it. He finds this a great time to let it ALL go.)
Zidane: What ya gotta do is let yourself go on the set…
Vivi (whispering): Um…what are you doing?
Zidane (whispering): Shhh! Don't worry, no one will notice.
(Meanwhile, offstage, Dagger walks by and looks where Vivi and Zidane are and then notices Zidane peeing.)
Dagger: Oh my god! Zidane what are you doing? Zip up you pants!
Director: CUT! What's going on?
(Eiko runs next to Dagger and then looks at Zidane. Dagger covers Eiko's eyes.)
Eiko: Zidane what's wrong with you? Why are you pissing on the set? That's what bath rooms are for!
Zidane: I know but the toilet was all clogged and I just couldn't hold it anymore.
(Zidane was now finished 'going' washes his hands, and then rejoins the others.)
Director: Ok let's do this again and this time, don't piss on my set.
Zidane: Ok piss on the set, got it.
Director: NO! I SAID DON'T PISS ON THE SET! (Where do they get these guys?)
Scene 4
(Near the end of the game)
Zidane: Bring my beloved Dagger to me!
(Dagger looks over the balcony. Beatrix kicks her and Dagger starts falling.)
Dagger: AAAHHHHH!!!
(Zidane saves Dagger and starts touching her butt)
Dagger: hole!!!
(Slaps Zidane)
Director: Medic! Check if she's alright!!! Beatrix!?
Beatrix: What? Not my fault she gets to be the princess and I don't!
Zidane: B!!!
(Vivi walks away and Eiko is happy)
Eiko: When Dagger dies, I'll get Zidane to date me!!!
(Beatrix and Zidane start fighting)
Director: From the top!
(Dagger goes back to the balcony)
Zidane: Bring my beloved wife, I mean cat, I mean…never mind…
Director: Don't give me that crap!
Zidane: Bring my beloved Dagger to me!
(Dagger climbs onto the balcony)
Dagger Thinking: Surely everyone will catch me!
(She jumps and everyone moves out of the way)
Director: What the hell!? MEDIC!!!
Scene 5
Eiko: Come on Mog! You have to go back under my dress!
Mog: NO! Kupo!
Eiko: Why?
Mog: Who knows what other things are under there! Kupo!
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---Bloopers from the story---
Scene 1
(Behind the scene)
Rinoa: Are you sure nobody will see my pimple?
Make-up Artist: No! I applied so much make up to it, nobody will even notice it!
(Scene where Rinoa and Dagger meet for the first time)
Rinoa: Hi! My names Rinoa!
Dagger: ……
Rinoa: Ahem.
Dagger: ……
Rinoa: I SAID, Hi! My names Rinoa!
Dagger: I'm sorry, I just can't get my eyes off of that big pimple that you have on your nose.
Rinoa: ARRRGGGHHHH!!!
Scene 2
(Scene where Dagger leaves for her first day of school, and Brahne gets worried.)
Brahne: Do you have your ID?
Dagger: Yes
Brahne: House number?
Dagger: Yes
Brahne: My cell phone number?
Dagger: GEEZ WOMEN! I HAVE EVERYTHING!!!
Director: Cut! What's going on?
Dagger: My 'mom' is getting on my nerves!
Scene 3
(Scene where Scarlet and Dagger are in the bathroom together. Scarlet gives Dagger an invitation to her Halloween Party, but Dagger can't go.)
Dagger: Scarlet, I am not allowed to go. My mother will not let me.
Scarlet: It's fine, I have something ELSE to tell you
Dagger: What is it?
Scarlet: We would like to accept you to the Popular Club!!!
(Dagger suddenly slaps Scarlet)
Scarlet: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?
Dagger: I am SICK of being so nice to you!
Scene 4
(Scene where Eiko throws up in Blank's kitchen)
Director: Okay Eiko, you have to throw up again.
Eiko: Why?
Director: That's not enough vomit. There has to be more.
Eiko: WHAT!? I don't want to stick my finger up my throat again!
Director: Well your gonna have to! Let's take it from the top!
(Blank suddenly walks into the kitchen, and slips, falling on the vomit.)
Blank: Ewww…what's all of this gooey stuff?
Director: It's vomit.
Blank: EW!
(Blank suddenly vomits on the floor.)
Director: Okay, now THAT'S enough vomit! Action!
Scene 5
(Scene where Scarlet gets hit by a bus)
Scarlet: You always think that you're all perfect, having Zidane as your boyfriend!
Dagger: That's not true!
Scarlet: It is! And guess what? Do you know what people around the school say? They say that-
(Suddenly, the bus comes, and takes Scarlet with it.)
Director: What the hell? The bus coming in was a little bit too early!
(Director walks to the bus and sees Kuja in the drivers seat)
Director: What are you doing? Your suppose to be in jail!
Kuja: I got out. I'm sorry. I just needed to run her over. She was getting on my nerves.
(Director shrugs)
Director: Ah, you're right. She was an over actor anyway.
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And that's it! That's the end of the bloopers! I'm sorry if some of them weren't funny. I tried. Very hard. Anyway, I'm going to be doing Just Love to HATE You Part 2 soon. So look for it from time to time! Okay? So I'm not entirely gone!
Can't wait to see you in part 2 of the story!