(A/N: Okay… I only got two requests for this chapter. I was asked to put more Cat in it, and More Jade/Sam interaction, and honestly, I love both ideas. Thanks to StrawberryAngel143 and Wegottagetbacktohogwarts! It means a ton!)
IPARTY WITH VICTORIOUS!
I clasped onto Beck's hand as I walked into the party. It was amazing. Tori didn't lie. The house was freaking huge. There were also a lot of people that I didn't know…and the party only started 10 minutes ago. But whatever.
"I'm thirsty," I whined, and dragged Beck over to where red party cups and a bowl of punch were sitting.
I reached for the ladle for the punch, but Beck stopped me.
"Jade. Do you think someone's spiked it yet?" Beck asked, and held my wrist. I looked around. A lot of people looked like drug addicts and stoners, so it was a possibility.
"Let's find out," I said, putting some in and taking a swig. I scrunched my face at the taste of the alcohol. Yup. Spiked within the first 10 minutes of the party.
"Yup." I grinned, and grabbed myself some more.
"Jade," Beck said in a warning tone.
"Live a little," I muttered, taking another swig.
Beck sighed and snatched the cup from me.
"I want to have fun tonight," Beck said, grabbing my wrists.
"Me too. Hand over the alcohol." I teased, leaning up to peck him before grabbing his hand and walking over to where Cat and Tori were. Tori was babbling something about her 100 day kiss with that Stephen kid. It won't last though. I've noticed most of her boyfriends don't last very long. Ryder, Danny, cue in boys name.
"Where are you guys doing it?" Beck asked.
I frowned. "Would you like to watch them?" I asked sweetly.
"Gross," Tori said.
"I know you are," I muttered.
"Why would I watch them when I could have my 1000 day kiss with my girlfriend," Beck teased.
"We haven't been going out 1000 days." I said, doing the math in my head.
"No. But we have been going out for 803 days," Beck grinned.
"804." I corrected.
"Oh yeah."
"Aww," Tori grinned.
I glared at her.
"Uh I better find Trina…" She said, and walked away.
"My brothers in the panda suit!" Cat's automatic voice said. I looked at her funny.
"What panda?"
"That one." Cat said as a panda came up behind Beck and smacked him in the ass.
"Ow!" Beck shouted and turned around.
"I'm gonna get you!" Andre screamed, running through behind the panda. Beck shook his head and turned back to us.
"Hollywood…" he muttered.
"I love Hollywood," Cat's headband said.
"Just fucking talk!" I screamed.
"Okay!" Cat squealed and ran away.
"Jade, why so bothered?" Beck asked. I looked around at all the people.
"I'm on my period, and my back hurts," I whined.
"Wanna find a Jacuzzi? That'll be good for your back."
"Yeah go," I said. Beck sighed and went off to find one.
Tori came over with Trina.
"She put kids on a leash!"
"It's a good way to keep track of them!" Trina argued.
"I love it," I said grinning at the two little pests on the dog leashes.
"You would like this," Tori said.
"That would be why I said I liked it," I shot back.
"Okay chill!" Tori said before walking away.
I walked around the party, chatting with a few people here and there.
"Hi, have you seen a Stephen anywhere?" Someone said, tapping my shoulder. I turned round and furrowed my eyebrow. This girl was…ugly. She faintly resembled Sam Puckett from Icarly, but her hair was in a bun and she has a bigger nose.
"Regina! Come over here!" A boy called to her. The boy resembled Freddie…but uglier. Was that that Gibby kid over there?
I eyed 'Regina'.
"Come with me," I said, pulling her into a closet.
"Woah! No you don't!" She said, delivering a kick to my stomach. I rolled my eyes. Amateur. I grabbed her foot, and she grabbed something out of the bag she was carrying. Was that….a sock.
She wacked me with it, I screamed.
"What the fuck!"
"Butter sock," she said, twirling it around. I shut the closet door behind us and flicked on the light.
"What do you want? I just asked if you know a Stephen, what's your problem." Regina said.
"What's your name?"
"Regina Goodbody."
"Sam Puckett?"
"Sure." She said, leaning against the wall.
"Why are you looking for Stephen, Tori's boyfriend?" I asked, raising my eyebrow.
"Tori's? Who's that slut?" Sam asked.
"That slut goes to my school. Why is she a slut?"
"Because that's Carly's boyfriend!" Sam said, peeling off her fake makeup bit by bit. I saw she was having trouble, so I dialed Cat's number.
"Cat. Come in the closet by the punch," I said into the phone before getting a 'kay kay' and hanging up.
"Stay in here, my friend Cat's going to get the makeup off you. Remind her not to use grizzly glue. If this whole Stephen thing is important, we'll see each other again before tonight's over. Bye," I said, and walked out to the party where Beck was looking for me.
"Hey babe," Beck greeted.
"Hey. Did you find a Jacuzzi?" I asked, stretching my back.
"Uh yeah. Who and what were you doing in the closet?" Beck asked.
"Sam Puckett from Icarly. I'll explain later," I said.
"Uh. Wow. Okay, the Jacuzzi's over here," Beck said, leading me out to the hot tub.
Once we were outside, I admired the Jacuzzi. It was on the 10th floor of the apartment complex and had an amazing view of LA. And no one was in it.
"Let's go get changed," I said, wiggling my eyebrows and grabbing a bikini I brought.
I dragged Beck into one of the many bathrooms. I locked the door and turned to him, wrapping my arms around his neck.
"We going to have fun tonight?" I whispered in his ear.
"We always do," Beck smirked.
I leaned in to kiss him, but I noticed some…err…background noises.
"Ah Jason! Ooh!" Was coming from inside the shower. I pulled my face back from his and walked uncertainly to the unrunning shower. I looked at Beck, and he just stood there, so I pulled back the curtain.
"Oh my god!" A guy our age said, pulling away from a blonde tramp and covering his family jewels. I raised my eyebrow.
"Leave." I said. They both scrambled to get clothes on, and left. I shut and locked the door behind them. Beck was standing there with an amused smile on his face.
"So, where were we?" I asked, touching my nose to his.
"You tell me."
"Jaade!" A certain high pitched voice squealed from outside the door. I groaned.
"What Cat?"
"I need to pee!"
I sighed. "One second." I turned to Beck. "Let's just get changed and be romantic in the Jacuzzi."
He nodded. "Okay, I'll try to be romantic while you pretend witches are cooking you."
I stuck my tongue out and slipped off my shirt and bra, making Beck's cheeks flush red.
"You're acting so embarrassed around boobs. Maybe your gay," I teased, putting on my bikini top.
"That's it."
One we left, leaving Cat to go pee, we grabbed towels and headed out to the Jacuzzi.
Beck picked me up bridal style and ran down the steps to the Jacuzzi.
"Beck!" I squealed, but then stopped when I saw a 25 years old man splashing the water in the Jacuzzi. I groaned.
"Ugh. I want to be alone!" I groaned.
"Be nice," Beck said, setting me down. "Hi," Beck waved.
The man turned around. "Hey."
"Is it just you in here?" Beck asked, seeing some bubbles come out of the Jacuzzi.
The man looked around awkwardly. "Yeah. Just me in here."
I rolled my eyes and looked at Beck who had his "be nice or I will punish you" face on. I smiled sweetly at sat down in the hot tub on the opposite end from the weird man.
"Listen, are you going to be here for long because-AHH!" I screamed. Sikowitz popped up from out of the water, causing water to splash everywhere.
"Did I scare you?" HE asked.
"YES!" I screamed.
"No," Beck said.
"You are one tough nut to crack my friend. One tough nut," HE said, shaking Beck's hand. I rolled my eyes and pulled my hair into place.
"So what's your name?" Beck asked the scared looking man on the other side of the hot tub.
"Spencer."
"Really? I thought it was foo." Sikowitz said.
I groaned. "As I was saying, are you two going to in here long because I really wanted some alone time with Beck," I said.
"You guys have alone time in my classroom all the time," Sikowitz argued.
"And we would like some more now," I shot back. Beck wrapped his arm around me and covered my mouth with his hand.
"What she means is, you two stay in as long as you want, and if she argues she's not getting alone time for a while."
Beck took his hand off my mouth and smiled. I glared at him.
"Or you can get out now." I mumbled, shooting Sikowitz my death glare. Sikowitz's eyes went wide and he stumbled out of the hot tub.
"Time to go foo!" HE said, yanking on Spencer's arm.
"But my back hurts," Spencer whined.
"Trust me, a lot more than your back will hurt if you don't get out," Sikowitz said. I grinned as Spencer scrambled up and yanked his pants on.
Once they were in the house Beck sighed and looked at me.
"Really?"
"I wanted to have some alone time with you," I said snaking my hands around his neck.
"Stop."
"Why should I?"
Beck opened his mouth, but we were interrupted.
"JADE JADE JADE JADE JADE!" A certain red head squealed, running outside.
"What?" I yelled.
"Ooh! I like your swimsuit! Oh! Jacuzzi! Why did I come out here? Uh…" Cat studded.
"Did you get the disguise makeup off Sam?" I asked. Leaning back into Beck.
"Yeah! Oh! Can I come swimming? I brought my goggles!" Cat giggled.
"No." I said. Cat frowned.
"Yes Cat, come on in," Beck said.
I whirled around, noticing he flinched when my hair whipped him.
"YAY! Pool party!" Cat screamed and ran inside.
"Why?" I asked
"She's our friend."
"She's annoying."
"Jade, she'll get bored quickly and want to do something else anyways," Beck said.
"Cannon ball!" Cat screamed, running in from the side and plunging into the hot tub, completely soaking me and Beck.
"Cat!" I screamed, lunging for red hair. I started pushing her head down in the water, but Beck pulled me up and Cat gasped for breath.
"Jade! Why'd you do that?" Cat asked.
"Because I was playing a game called drown a red head," I said.
Cat giggled, but then spotted a piece of her red hair and looked worried.
"Let's play a new game," Cat said quietly.
"How about we play…never have I ever," Beck suggested.
"But there are only three of us." I pointed out.
"Oh, should I get more people?" Beck asked, quirking his eyebrow.
"YES!" Cat giggled.
"NO!" I shouted.
Everyone fell silent.
"Okay…I'll start…never have I ever…gotten an award for singing," Beck started.
Me and Cat put a finger down. "Never have I ever gotten eaten by a blue unicorn on the planet Zorax," Cat said.
Me and Beck stared at her blankly, not moving a finger.
"Phooey," Cat said.
"Never have I ever kissed a girl," I said, grinning as Beck put a finger down.
I glanced over at Cat who had also put a finger down.
"Cat? You've kissed a girl?" Beck asked.
"Yeah! I kiss Mrs. Fluffleberry every night before I go to bed," Cat giggled. I sighed.
"Never have I ever dyed my hair," Beck said.
Cat frowned and put down a finger, and I silently slipped my pinkie down.
"Never have I ever been a man!" Cat giggled. Beck frowned.
"Is that a legal question?"
"Yes."
Beck put a finger down.
"Never have I ever kissed someone while dating someone else," I said, glaring at Beck. He sheepishly put down his finger. We were clearly both thinking about 'ahem' Vega.
Cat slipped one down as well. "I kissed Beck for that short film while I was dating Danny."
I nodded.
"Never have I ever felt the urge to pour coffee all over a new girls head," Beck shot back.
I put a finger down. We all had two fingers left.
"Never have I ever gotten in trouble with Helen," Cat giggled.
Me and Beck put a finger down. I was a repeat offender, Beck got in trouble for PDA with me.
"Never have I ever...liked Vega," I said, smiling as Beck put down his last finger and Cat had one left.
"Never have I ever cut flowers with scissors!" Cat said. I put my last finger down and stared at cat dumbfounded. The red head beat us.
"I win!" Cat giggled.
"You sure do," Beck said.
"Whatever…"
"I'm going to tell Trina!" Cat giggled, and ran inside.
I turned to Beck.
"So…we're alone now…"
"We are," he said, wrapping his arms around me as I sat in his lap.
I faced him, and moved my hips up and down against him. He let out a soft moan.
He pressed his lips to mine, and I continued grinding him. It was just getting heated up, and then I heard the back door click open. Beck turned to look, but I pulled him to me. Whoever came out would realize we were busy.
"Uh…" A voice said.
I pulled away from Beck angrily.
"What do you want," I screamed, and then looked up. It was Sam. From Icarly.
"I didn't think I'd see you again in this party," Sam said, furrowing her eyebrows while munching on a chicken leg.
"Yeah. I was kind of hoping the same thing," I said sarcastically, climbing off of Beck. Sam narrowed her eyes.
"Listen. So the whole Stephen thing is true. Your bitch Tori and Carly had the same boyfriend." Sam said, peeling a piece of skin off the chicken leg.
"Woah! You're Sam!" Beck said, standing up, but then sat back down when he realized his friend in his pants was still here.
"Yeah, and I'm Jade, you're girlfriend!" I said sarcastically.
He pressed his lips to my temple and turned back to Sam.
"So Stephen, Tori's boyfriend, is Carly's boyfriends too?" Beck asked.
"Yeah. So what are we going to do about it?" Sam asked, turning back to me. I grinned. I kinda liked this chick. She didn't flirt with Beck in any way shape or form, and she isn't fond of Tori. We could get along.
"I have a plan," I said, grabbing my towel and getting out of the hot tub, leaving Beck forgotten.
"Jade?" Beck called, and ran after us.
LINE BREAK
Once I was changed in Beck's shirt and a pair of jeans, I walked into the main room where Rex and Robbie were rapping. Cat was cheering on the sides, and I walked up to her.
"Distract Tori for twenty minutes. She's in the game room with Carly from Icarly, and I need you to keep them in there." I said, and then ran back to Sam.
"So let me get this straight. We get Stephen, who's going to the closet for his 100 day kiss. The girl with the red hair is going to keep Carly and Tori away, to make sure they don't go lovey on him and forgive him. Once we get Stephen, I'm allowed to whack him with the butter sock six times and then we tie him up, bring him out here, and expose him?" Sam asked.
"Yup. We yank down his pants-" I started.
"Get a little hot sauce," Sam piped.
"And burn his dick," we laughed together. Beck looked at us, but shrugged and went to calm down Andre who was upset about the panda.
"Okay, so you get the hot sauce ready and I'll get Stephen," I said. Sam nodded and went over the table with the hot wings and other spicy foods. I climbed up the stairs and into the game room. Tori was begging Cat to let her go, but Cat was persistent. I walked over to the closet across the hall and waited.
Soon enough, the door creaked open.
"Hey babe, you ready for our 100 day kiss." Stephen said.
I wrinkled my nose, but it was dark so he couldn't see me.
"Yeah." I said in my Tori voice. I felt his hot breath lean closer n on me, and I wrapped my arms around his back, grabbing his hands. I took the rope from my pocket, and tied his wrists together.
"Babe what are you doing?" Stephen asked. I flicked on the light switch and he screamed.
"Jade! What the hell?"
"Come with me, and don't make a noise or you'll regret it," I said, grabbing him by his wrists and dragging him to the open party area.
Sam met me and glared at Stephen.
"Sam?" Stephen screamed.
"Very good. Now let's show this boy what he deserves!" Sam laughed, dragging Stephen on the stage. I strutted over to the DJ and pressed al the off buttons on the music. The whole crowd looked to the stage.
"Give me a mic," I said. The DJ threw me one.
"Hello people of this party! See this boy right here? He had two girlfriends at once. Mrs. Tori Vega and Carly Shae from Icarly!" I said.
The crowd gasped and murmured among themselves.
"So…we're going to give him a little of what he deserves. Warning, all small children who may or may not be at this party should look away," Sam said, pulling out the hot sauce.
"What are you doing?" Stephen asked.
"Revenge." I stated, unzipping his zipper. I yanked down his pants and boxers, causing the crowd to laugh, and Stephen's cheeks to turn bright red.
"This isn't funny!" He hissed.
"You're right…but this is!" Sam said, pouring hot sauce…everywhere.
"Ow! What the fuck!" Stephen yelled. I freed him from my grasp, and he quickly pulled his pants on and ran out of the room.
"So! Does anyone else want to come to stage?" Sam said. I gave her a high five. This chick, rocked.
Long? Too long? I didn't feel…in it. But whatevs! Hope you enjoyed!
Sarah