Authors note: I do not own fairy tail

A Blitz Battle

"Welcome everyone back to the final day of the Grand Magic Games, now due to some diffuculties with the wizard council we can only have two games today!" Kabo said.

"Wonder what happened with the council." Aiko said.

"Probably just some unnessceary fear of someone getting hurt in the games." Natsu said.

"Now for the first game it will be a handicapped battle with all of the other guilds!" Kabo said.

"Please let fairy tail be the handicapped please." Natsu and Mark begged.

"The guild who is handicapped will pick two members to fight the rest of the guilds and if the crowd thinks the guild wasent embarresed enough they can pick what the guild has to do with the two they threw down." Kabo explained.

"Either way the guild is gonna be embarrased." Erza said.

"Unless its our guild." Mirajane said.

"Now I will pick a name from this hat and choose the handicapped guild." Kabo said reaching in the hat.

"Do we really have to do that and not some cool way?" Mark asked.

"And the guild is...FAIRY TAIL!" Kabo screamed.

"Woo hoo!" Aiko yelled.

"Alright Natsu and Mark you guys can do this since you didnt get a fight yesterday." Erza said.

"They both jumped before you even thought of that sentence." Mirajane said trying to hold back the laugh.

"Do you really think they can beat all those mages?" Aiko asked.

"They took on an entire dark guild and won this will be a piece of cake for them." Mirajane said.

"Speaking of cake can I get some?" Erza asked.

"So this is why that old man wanted to wait, he knew this will most likely be the outcome and he thought with all the other guilds he had a fair chance of winning." Natsu said.

"Where do you get these crazy yet tottally makes since accusations?" Mark asked.

"I dont know." Natsu said.

"FIGHT!" Yelled Kabo.

"Hell Dragons Roar!"
"Death Dragons Roar!"

The attacks collided with everyone knocking out the weaker sorts which are mostly quatrio cerbus, but the rest just came even harder at the two.

"Ice Dragons Roar!"
"Spirit Dragons Roar!"
"Crystal Dragons Roar!"
The three dragon slayers from dragon skin yelled all attacks hitting Natsu and Mark.

"Wait where are the other two dragon slayers?" Mark asked.

"Earth Dragon Slayers Secret Arts: EARTH CRUST!" Yelled a teenager boy.

When the attack hit Natsu and Mark they both sunk in the earth only showing their heads.

"I found one of them." Natsu said.

"Hi im Natalie from Dragon Skin." Said a girl in a purple dress.

"And I found the second one." Mark said.

"You see we of Dragon Skin have heard that you two and your sister were trained by three dragons and that you learned God Slaying." Natalie said.

"Yep bout sums it up." Natsu said.

"Well A lot of girls including me are attracted to guys that are powerful." Natalie said with a grin.

"What are you getting to?" Mark asked.

"Well when we beat you two us girls are gonna have our fun with you boys." Natalie said getting chills running up her back due to two female mages watching them.

"And us guys are gonna take your sister." Said the earth dragon slayer.

"What..." Natsu said, while darkness was covering his eyes.

"I said me and the guys are gonna rape your cute little sis-" The boy was cut off by something.

"You are not gonna lay a finger on her." Mark said getting out of the ground like it was mud.

"And if you even look at her your dead." Natsu said jumping out of the earth.

Both of the mages made everyone cower in fear due to their auras coming off of them.

"Flaming Chaos Dragons Secret Arts: HELL BOUND FIRE!"
"Apocalyptic Death Dragons Secret Arts: DEATHLY HOLLOW!"

The attacks hit and made everyone unconcious in the arena besides the two who did the move.

"Can we kill the boys and make it look like an accident?" Natsu asked.

"I wish we could." Mark said.

"And the handicapped match is over." Kabo said.

"So what do you think Mirajane." Erza asked shaking half to death.

"I think I dont want to make them mad." Mirajane said also shaking.

"They did that because a couple of guys were threatning me." Aiko said eyes wide at her brothers.

"Well if someone was threatning to rape Lisanna they wouldnt be able to walk for two months because of me and Elfman.

"That power.." Makarov said.

"Yes it matches Zeref's." Mavis said.

"What how do you know that?" Makarov asked.

"Because I fought him and I still remember the power he had." Mavis said.

"So these two can match Zeref?" Makarov thought.

"Well acctually I think they both can outmatch him." Mavis said.

"What do you mean?" Makarov asked.

"Well they both have power equal to him, theres two of them, and they are both amazing fighters." Mavis explained.

"I see." Makarov said.

"So auddience do you think we should embarass them even more?" Kabo asked hoping they would say no.

"YEEES!" The crowd went.

"Well this is the price to pay to fight I'll take it." Mark said.

"Hell yeah that was so worth it no matter the type of punisment." Natsu said.

"Now we will have a voting screen of what you want them to do now please vote on the lacarima in front of you." Kabo explained.

Erza, Aiko, and Mirajane all had to hold in their laughter.

"And the votes are in watch the lacarima in the sky to see your votes!" Kabo said. "The first one, have the two have a dress competition 287 votes." Kabo said.

"DRESS COMPETITION?!" Mark screamed.

"NOT AGAIN!" Natsu yelled.

"The second one, have the boys strip their clothing and give the girls a show 358." Kabo said holding in his laughter.

"OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK!" Natsu yelled.

"GODDAMMIT THE FIGHT WASENT WORTH IT!" Mark screamed.

"The third and final one, sing a duet of a orignal love song for the ladies the votes are, 582!" Kabo yelled.

"Uhhh I dont know which one is worse." Natsu said.

"Can you sing?" Mark asked.

"No." Natsu said.

"Well we're fucked." Mark said.

"I voted for the dance." Mirajane said.

"Me too." Erza said.

"I voted for the singing!" Aiko said

"Its supposed to make the girls go gah gah for Natsu and Mark." Erza said.

"Whats wrong with that?" Aiko asked.

"You're their sister this song is not for you, understand?" Erza asked.

"Yes." Aiko said with a smile.

"Well now since we know this will take some time to do we will put you boys in world with just you two and in that world time is much different a second out here is a week in there do you understand?" Kabo asked the two.

"Makes since." Natsu said.

"Yeah I got it." Mark said.

"And practice your singing in there ok?" Kabo said.

"Yep got it." Natsu said.

"Well then good luck see you in a couple of seconds." Kabo said making the two fall over in deep sleep.

In the other world.

"Woah theres a table and some pencils and paper." Mark said.

"Thats about it in this place." Natsu said looking around for anything else.

"So what should this song be?" Mark asked.

"Well it has to get girls going so what makes girls 'happy'?" Natsu asked.

"Makeing sweet love." Mark said.

"Seems reasonable." Natsu said.

4 weeks later in their world

"Finally its done." Natsu said looking at their handy work.

"Yeah yeah yeah lets just hurry back now." Mark said.

"Wait, Mark we have to learn how to sing." Natsu said.

"SHIT!" Mark yelled.

5 weeks later inside their world still.

"Natsu I thought you said you didnt know how to sing at the beggining you were good." Mark said.

"I should say the same thing to you, well are you ready to embarass ourselfs?" Natsu asked.

"Hell yeah." Mark said.

"Ok now how do we wake up?" Natsu asked.

"I dont know let me try something." Mark said pinching himself and dissapearing.

"I guess that works." Natsu said pinching himself and waking up to everyone watching them.

"Well welcome back you two." Kabo said.

"Hey there good to see this world again." Natsu said.

"So have you two gotten the song ready?" Kabo asked.

"Yep right here." Natsu said showing the work.

"Ok now if you two can think of the music the magical machines will put it in the background while you two sing." Kabo said.

"You got everything dont you?" Mark said.

"Haha I wish but anyway you ready?" Kabo asked.

"Yeah lets do it." Natsu said getting up and walking to the changing room and changing into the white tux he had, while Mark changed into the same thing drinking some magic cancellation potion.

They both walked out and got on the stage making their two girlsfriends nosebleed on sight of them.

"Im starting to have second thoughts." Mark said.

"Lets just get it over with." Natsu said.

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